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InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
February 20 2009 05:25 GMT
#41
On February 20 2009 14:04 fast ball player wrote:
That lady's skin is now every which way but loose.
ha! my father loved that movie
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
February 20 2009 05:27 GMT
#42
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Im back, in pog form!
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 20 2009 05:31 GMT
#43
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
February 20 2009 05:33 GMT
#44
On February 20 2009 14:31 dronebabo wrote:
that 911 call reaaaaaally disturbing imo

It was horrifying and I couldn't help but laugh :-/
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
February 20 2009 05:35 GMT
#45
Monkeys are pretty sweet. It's just that when they go berserk, their strength allows them to dominate the shit out of everything.

What if cats were that strong...... they would wreak havoc over our monkey friends.

shudder

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People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
February 20 2009 05:39 GMT
#46
Guess she had a rough face-off with the chimp, eh?
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8180 Posts
February 20 2009 05:41 GMT
#47
I thought his was going to be about (T)Oov
Free Palestine
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
February 20 2009 05:42 GMT
#48
On February 20 2009 14:41 Ideas wrote:
I thought his was going to be about (T)Oov

I must be missing some reference here... but if I'm not, this is satire about an annoying trend where people come into a thread with a possibly misleading title and offer nothing except what they were confused about.... if so then I fully approve! That was the runner up for my blog material tbh.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 20 2009 05:42 GMT
#49
hm just imagine if you were on that situation and the woman was your mother or sister, what would you do? a headlock to the monkey / kick straight to the face? keep in mind a monkey has as someone stated 5x the force of an adult male, got me thinking
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
February 20 2009 05:44 GMT
#50
amazing that the woman lives with that kind of damage.

Pretty messed up.

I wonder how chimpanzees strength compares to other primates. It also brings up the question as to why we arent as strong as them(obviously with intelligence it probably wasnt necessary...but youd think it could still have occurred)
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8180 Posts
February 20 2009 05:44 GMT
#51
On February 20 2009 14:42 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 14:41 Ideas wrote:
I thought his was going to be about (T)Oov

I must be missing some reference here... but if I'm not, this is satire about an annoying trend where people come into a thread with a possibly misleading title and offer nothing except what they were confused about.... if so then I fully approve! That was the runner up for my blog material tbh.


its better than a pun IMO
Free Palestine
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
February 20 2009 05:47 GMT
#52
On February 20 2009 14:44 Sadist wrote:
amazing that the woman lives with that kind of damage.

Pretty messed up.

I wonder how chimpanzees strength compares to other primates. It also brings up the question as to why we arent as strong as them(obviously with intelligence it probably wasnt necessary...but youd think it could still have occurred)

I think our predecessor were much stronger then us, but I don't know how they compared specifically to chimps. It's an interesting question as to exactly why one party would be stronger than the other.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 20 2009 05:56 GMT
#53
On February 20 2009 14:31 dronebabo wrote:
that 911 call reaaaaaally disturbing imo

fuck the end part of that call was just omfg

'buts hes not dead, hes not dead

oh god'
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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 20 2009 06:01 GMT
#54
On February 20 2009 14:44 Sadist wrote:
amazing that the woman lives with that kind of damage.

Pretty messed up.

I wonder how chimpanzees strength compares to other primates. It also brings up the question as to why we arent as strong as them(obviously with intelligence it probably wasnt necessary...but youd think it could still have occurred)

Because in biological terms our brain saps so much energy we can't afford to have the necessary muscle mass to be as strong as apes. That and chimps are hanging around in trees giving them ridiculous upper body strength whereas our ancestors stopped living in trees millions of years ago. There's tons of other reasons, but those are just a few major ones.
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Flamboyant
Profile Joined January 2009
United States57 Posts
February 20 2009 06:07 GMT
#55
Thousands of years ago, our ancestors had hawks eyes which adapted to seeing far, far more than the average person can see today. Nowadays, electronics and technology have both boosted, and hindered, the human evolution.

Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
February 20 2009 06:14 GMT
#56
Right, we just devolved in less than one-thousand years? :o
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
February 20 2009 06:15 GMT
#57
On February 20 2009 15:07 Flamboyant wrote:
Thousands of years ago, our ancestors had hawks eyes which adapted to seeing far, far more than the average person can see today. Nowadays, electronics and technology have both boosted, and hindered, the human evolution.


Im calling bullshit on this one. How many thousands of years? =-)
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 20 2009 06:17 GMT
#58
I have watched a ton of fucked up shit on the internet, a lot of it including death... but I feel ill after listening to that.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
February 20 2009 06:19 GMT
#59
If you compare the bone structure of modern humans and humans from 100,000 years ago, I'm sure that you'll find that structurally, we have not changed much. In fact, the majority of human evolution in recent times has been on the microscopic level, since in agricultural societies it is disease immunity that is selected for above all.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 20 2009 06:19 GMT
#60
On February 20 2009 15:07 Flamboyant wrote:
Thousands of years ago, our ancestors had hawks eyes which adapted to seeing far, far more than the average person can see today. Nowadays, electronics and technology have both boosted, and hindered, the human evolution.

My ancestors had ultrasonic bat hearing too and could spit fire, unfortunately the development of technology hindered my evolution and I can't do that stuff.

Stupid technology.
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