EPTOn June 03 2008 03:12 il0seonpurpose wrote:
There was a thread about some guy that had sex with a picnic table, lol
There was a thread about some guy that had sex with a picnic table, lol
Cars is one thing, but that's unreal.
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micronesia
United States24664 Posts
Cars is one thing, but that's unreal. + Show Spoiler + | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
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Folca
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1000+ Cars, hes such a player | ||
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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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mdb
Bulgaria4059 Posts
On June 03 2008 03:54 ieatkids5 wrote: where does he stick his dick? in the car | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
umm like, the tailpipe? into the seat? in the thing under the front hood where you pour windshield washer fluid? | ||
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BaDayOri
Korea (South)469 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days. Once you go cars, you never go back? On a related note, I once saw a woman get off on a stick shift... o.o | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
On June 03 2008 01:13 inlagdsil wrote: OHIn case you where wondering "wtf HOW??!!" http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq Now you can ask "wtf WHY??!!" MY GOD Wait until the tailpipe has cooled off. The tailpipe will cool off faster than the engine, so you don't have long to wait. I call screwing the car while the tailpipe is hot, "fucking the car hot". Never fuck a car hot. I did, once. Once. O_o Edit: OH GOD IT JUST GETS WORSE What you should do is get behind the car and start jerking off. When you are about to come, carefully put your cock into the tailpipe of the car, and then come. But, in the heat of passion, you must still remember the sharp edge. Even putting just the head into the tailpipe is good enough. Just make VERY sure that you don't hurt yourself. Then it goes on to explain the "proper" and "much more rewarding" way to do it which involves the tail pipe, a soda can, one of those foam soda can holders, electric tape...etc. | ||
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e.soul[gm]
Sierra Leone254 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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inlagdsil
Canada957 Posts
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ScarFace
United States1175 Posts
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inlagdsil
Canada957 Posts
On June 03 2008 05:31 ScarFace wrote: err..how do you even have sex with cars? Shove it up the exhaust pipe or something? :S Look at my earlier post, there's a link to a great guide. Here is a quotation: "You now have several options for fucking your car. One major one is from behind. If the car is automatic shift, then put the car in Park and remove the emergency brake. This will enable the car to rock back and forth to your thrusts. If the car is manual transmission, chock the wheels well, remove the emergency brake, and put the car into gear -- the higher the gear, the more play the car has. This will also enable the car to rock. Kneel behind the car. Now thrust in. " Yes, the exhaust pipe... | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
He's the wad his dad should have flung on the floor. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32048 Posts
On June 02 2008 15:32 lilsusie wrote: Having sex with a woman or man INSIDE a car and then actually cuddling and kissing the actual CAR are two different things. So which are you implying that you have experience with :o I would also like to know at what milage/year is it considered banging a MILF car?? | ||
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HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
......rofl... wow....i wonder if hes ever had pussy... | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
On June 02 2008 15:56 GunsofthePatriots wrote: At least he's not a homosexual... -_____________-;;; | ||
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