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oneill
Profile Joined August 2004
Philippines278 Posts
June 02 2008 10:10 GMT
#41
I thought he was having sex inside the car. LAWL but reading the text and seeing the picture. All I can say is LAWL
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
June 02 2008 10:12 GMT
#42
I'm gonna start asking my mechanics some really weird and personal questions before feeling comfortable enough to hand over the keys.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 02 2008 10:14 GMT
#43
he needs to see a doctor
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
June 02 2008 10:19 GMT
#44
On June 02 2008 19:14 Vin{MBL} wrote:
he needs to see a doctor


Or a mechanic!

"I just don't feel the spark that we used to have."
"Did you check the Spark plugs?"

"After 30 minutes or so, it just seized up."
"Sounds like a lubrication issue!"

"Practice Safe Sex! Wear a seat-belt!"
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 02 2008 10:23 GMT
#45
man this thread has been hooked up to life support for a while. Who thought you could make a story like this interesting and funny?! Not me (seems I was proved right).
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
June 02 2008 16:13 GMT
#46
In case you where wondering "wtf HOW??!!"

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

Now you can ask "wtf WHY??!!"
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
June 02 2008 16:31 GMT
#47
Haha the picture is funny.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 02 2008 16:36 GMT
#48
On June 02 2008 19:19 Nintu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2008 19:14 Vin{MBL} wrote:
he needs to see a doctor


Or a mechanic!

"I just don't feel the spark that we used to have."
"Did you check the Spark plugs?"

"After 30 minutes or so, it just seized up."
"Sounds like a lubrication issue!"

"Practice Safe Sex! Wear a seat-belt!"


So much fail in one post.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-02 16:39:08
June 02 2008 16:39 GMT
#49
shift lever up the ass.
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
June 02 2008 16:54 GMT
#50
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag

They love cars
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
June 02 2008 17:07 GMT
#51
Where would his gochu go?
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
June 02 2008 17:15 GMT
#52
OH MY GOD WTF HAHAHAHA
^-^
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 02 2008 17:19 GMT
#53
This is why I love TL. Wacky news!@
XK ßubonic
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1654 Posts
June 02 2008 17:29 GMT
#54
On June 02 2008 15:25 micronesia wrote:
What is the age of consent for a car?

Graphics
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
June 02 2008 17:34 GMT
#55
--- Nuked ---
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
June 02 2008 17:42 GMT
#56
On June 02 2008 16:40 blagoonga123 wrote:
lol lilsusie must have some romanian in her.


SO DOES YOUR MOM!

ZING!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
June 02 2008 17:55 GMT
#57
I was looking in the Brood War forum and looked up and saw "Man Has Sex With 1000+ C..." and I was expecting it to say "children".

I'm not sure if I'm relieved or not.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
June 02 2008 18:12 GMT
#58
There was a thread about some guy that had sex with a picnic table, lol
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
June 02 2008 18:21 GMT
#59
Picnic tables, bicycles, and now cars?
What's next?
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
June 02 2008 18:22 GMT
#60
There was a point in my life that I thought I knew what the word "weird" meant
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