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Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
June 02 2008 07:05 GMT
#21
That woman could use a good 1993 Ford Ranger Splash.
Perhaps there is a universal, absolute truth. Perhaps it justifies every question. But that's beyond the reach of these small hands.
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
June 02 2008 07:08 GMT
#22
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it."

Pure sex. The term became literal
expressing myself through the form of dancing
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
June 02 2008 07:08 GMT
#23
What. The. Fuck.
Super serious.
Mischy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States179 Posts
June 02 2008 07:16 GMT
#24
"But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms."

-you mean that wasn't bird crap on my car?????
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
June 02 2008 07:18 GMT
#25
._.!!
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
June 02 2008 07:31 GMT
#26
Wouldn't this fall under the boundaries of Paraphilia? I'm surprised there wasn't a word for "Mechophilia" already, seeing as how there have been recorded instances of people having sex/wanting sex with everything from robots to vacuum cleaners.
Perhaps there is a universal, absolute truth. Perhaps it justifies every question. But that's beyond the reach of these small hands.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 02 2008 07:32 GMT
#27
On June 02 2008 15:32 lilsusie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2008 15:27 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Why is this so weird? I find myself inside cars all the time.


Having sex with a woman or man INSIDE a car and then actually cuddling and kissing the actual CAR are two different things.


>__>;;;
Hates Fun🤔
Mischy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States179 Posts
June 02 2008 07:34 GMT
#28
On June 02 2008 16:31 NightRapier wrote:
Wouldn't this fall under the boundaries of Paraphilia? I'm surprised there wasn't a word for "Mechophilia" already, seeing as how there have been recorded instances of people having sex/wanting sex with everything from robots to vacuum cleaners.

Agreed...would fall under that.
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 02 2008 07:35 GMT
#29
how?
Mischy
Profile Joined May 2008
United States179 Posts
June 02 2008 07:37 GMT
#30
well one instance of paraphilia--->urge to have sex with nonhuman object
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
June 02 2008 07:40 GMT
#31
lol lilsusie must have some romanian in her.
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
kyari_
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Romania558 Posts
June 02 2008 08:02 GMT
#32
On June 02 2008 15:56 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
At least he's not a homosexual...


..... what?
http://www.myspace.com/kyarikicksass
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
June 02 2008 08:08 GMT
#33
you can't have sex with a car
right? right?

...
Oh my god
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
June 02 2008 08:09 GMT
#34
I don't even see how that's comfortable.
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
June 02 2008 08:21 GMT
#35
isnt the obvious question HOW someone actually has sex with a car
caution.slip
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States775 Posts
June 02 2008 08:22 GMT
#36
lots of lube

its better that hes having sex with machines than raping kids or girls...or guys...
Live, laugh, love
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 02 2008 08:30 GMT
#37
On June 02 2008 15:25 micronesia wrote:
What is the age of consent for a car?


50,000km
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
June 02 2008 08:59 GMT
#38
On June 02 2008 16:40 blagoonga123 wrote:
lol lilsusie must have some romanian in her.

LOOOOOL
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 02 2008 09:15 GMT
#39
On June 02 2008 17:30 Spenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2008 15:25 micronesia wrote:
What is the age of consent for a car?


50,000km

hahahaa nice
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 02 2008 09:56 GMT
#40
Why do they always come from the UK ¬¬

and later on in this thread from romania
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
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