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G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
July 19 2008 03:57 GMT
#101
Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
July 19 2008 17:13 GMT
#102
I died a little inside when I saw this thread back. D:
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
July 19 2008 17:32 GMT
#103
[image loading]
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 19 2008 17:47 GMT
#104
^HAHAHA I wonder what he'll think of that
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
July 20 2008 06:48 GMT
#105
I like how he's handling the muffler in the picture, so what does he do....fleshlite it?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
July 20 2008 06:53 GMT
#106
Thats a rather slutty care if you ask me. Enjoy your aids.
Burned Toast *
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada2040 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-06 18:25:03
August 06 2008 18:19 GMT
#107
I think we got a solid contestant there :

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.
TvT matchup is sometimes worse than jailtime
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
August 06 2008 18:26 GMT
#108
On August 07 2008 03:19 Burned Toast wrote:
I think we got a solid contestant there :

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.


What. The. Fuck. 50/50 chance its made up though as its from The Sun.
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
August 07 2008 20:40 GMT
#109
On August 07 2008 03:19 Burned Toast wrote:
I think we got a solid contestant there :

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.


Don't have a cow, man!
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
August 07 2008 20:44 GMT
#110
O_O

dating just ain't what it used to be
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
August 07 2008 20:45 GMT
#111
Looks like the police got some beef with the man. A fetish is all it is, leave him be!
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
August 07 2008 20:55 GMT
#112
ROFL I wonder if he gets off when the car has a leak
NoCleanFeed.com
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
August 07 2008 21:23 GMT
#113
On August 08 2008 05:44 vGl-CoW wrote:
O_O

dating just ain't what it used to be


:DD:D:D:D:D:
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Sawajiri
Profile Joined June 2007
Austria417 Posts
August 07 2008 21:57 GMT
#114
I remember a documentary about a guy with a tree fetish who had fucked a few thouand trees. And the "dolphin sex guide" from a few years back...

..but this is even weirder.
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