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MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-02 06:22:47
June 02 2008 06:21 GMT
#1
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Long story short, a guy from the UK has been having sex with mainly cars, but also other vehicles, for the past 12 years. Quote:

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

Source
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
June 02 2008 06:22 GMT
#2
oh god

and i thought the man who had sex with the bike was bad
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dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
June 02 2008 06:22 GMT
#3
LOL WUT
..
EGLzGaMeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1867 Posts
June 02 2008 06:24 GMT
#4
.... i dont even know how to reply to somthing like this LOL!!!
mahc
Profile Joined November 2004
United States874 Posts
June 02 2008 06:24 GMT
#5
how does he do it? stick it in the exhaust pipe? lol
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24664 Posts
June 02 2008 06:25 GMT
#6
What is the age of consent for a car?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
EmeraldSparks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1451 Posts
June 02 2008 06:27 GMT
#7
Why is this so weird? I find myself inside cars all the time.
But why?
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
June 02 2008 06:27 GMT
#8
...what
Oh no
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
June 02 2008 06:28 GMT
#9
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2062727/Dying-Jon-Matthews-wins-50-1-bet-on-life.html

I would totally do that, betting on how long you are going to live is a win situation, since either you die anyway or you get a ton of cash!!

Btw that car guy is gross, I hope he don't do that to other peoples vehicles. (Or he probably do since he have been with so many)
Imagine a guy sneaking around masturbating on your car :r
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-02 06:32:08
June 02 2008 06:30 GMT
#10
On June 02 2008 15:27 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Why is this so weird? I find myself inside cars all the time.

Made me laugh.
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
June 02 2008 06:32 GMT
#11
On June 02 2008 15:27 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Why is this so weird? I find myself inside cars all the time.


Having sex with a woman or man INSIDE a car and then actually cuddling and kissing the actual CAR are two different things.
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lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
June 02 2008 06:32 GMT
#12
rofl what a wacko, the pictures in the source are even more disturbing 'The man who has sex with vehicles"
You can't fight the feeling.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
June 02 2008 06:35 GMT
#13
lolllllllllll wutf hahaha
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
JIJI
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada291 Posts
June 02 2008 06:42 GMT
#14
Woah..........Lion King sex.
Believing forever in sAviOr. Jaedong complete domination. IefNaij scarab explosion. MUCH <3
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
June 02 2008 06:46 GMT
#15
WUT
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Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
June 02 2008 06:47 GMT
#16
how does he get off? wacks while licking it or does he fuck some part of the vehicle?
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
June 02 2008 06:48 GMT
#17
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger


Fucking baller.
Perhaps there is a universal, absolute truth. Perhaps it justifies every question. But that's beyond the reach of these small hands.
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
June 02 2008 06:56 GMT
#18
At least he's not a homosexual...
iloveHieu
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1919 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-02 07:00:17
June 02 2008 06:59 GMT
#19
uhm last week I read about this woman and the Berlin Wall..

edit: is it just me or he's fingering the car -_-
Xellos <3
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
June 02 2008 07:04 GMT
#20
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