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ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 05 2009 09:42 GMT
#1021
On December 05 2009 18:36 Mora wrote:
i met this 50 year old tonight that i wanted to fuck so bad.

he wasn't interested,

some what the fuck.

You should blog more
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
December 07 2009 01:49 GMT
#1022
On December 05 2009 18:42 ShaperofDreams wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2009 18:36 Mora wrote:
i met this 50 year old tonight that i wanted to fuck so bad.

he wasn't interested,

some what the fuck.

You should blog more


k.

went home with a teacher. was thinkin' about bloggin' the experience. hoho
Happiness only real when shared.
unsmart
Profile Joined April 2009
United States322 Posts
December 08 2009 02:59 GMT
#1023
Why does a nice porter taste so good after a hookah session? We used some blueberry and afterwords switched to some Anchor Steam Porter, so dark it blocks out a flashlight that is right next to it. It tastes so good. I mean it tastes good by itself, but right now it is really good. Or was, we've sense switched to cheap stuff because we can't taste tasty beer anymore and that would be a waste and a sin.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
December 11 2009 10:32 GMT
#1024

AIGO
DO IT CHUU CHUU
DO IT DO IT CHUUUUUUU
You can't fight the feeling.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20175 Posts
December 12 2009 08:31 GMT
#1025
all i have to say is

FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 12 2009 08:33 GMT
#1026
why rage?
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20175 Posts
December 12 2009 08:56 GMT
#1027
CUZ ITS FUCKING AWESOME
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 12 2009 09:02 GMT
#1028
FIST PUMP
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
December 12 2009 09:19 GMT
#1029
wave your hands in the air if you feel fine... we gunna take it into overtime, welcome to the Space Jam
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
SickTighT
Profile Joined April 2007
United States337 Posts
December 12 2009 09:46 GMT
#1030
ah now it all makes sense
aka's Is[fOrGe], f0cUs)Panic
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 12 2009 09:49 GMT
#1031
On December 12 2009 18:46 SickTighT wrote:
ah now it all makes sense

ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
December 12 2009 09:50 GMT
#1032
Ok, wtf, im drunk off like 3 drinks... wtf were in those drinks... ugh
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 12 2009 09:51 GMT
#1033
GHB. lock your door, they're coming for you
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20175 Posts
December 12 2009 22:13 GMT
#1034
i didn't even realize i posted in this thread till i saw my random facebook drunk postings so i decided that i probably posted stupid shit here too so i checked. rofl
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
lightrise
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1355 Posts
December 12 2009 22:34 GMT
#1035
On December 13 2009 07:13 decafchicken wrote:
i didn't even realize i posted in this thread till i saw my random facebook drunk postings so i decided that i probably posted stupid shit here too so i checked. rofl


Im pretty sure that i get on fb and have assloads of fun when im drunk. I know last night i made 3 videos, one of which i had to delete this afternoon because i was flashing bottles of vodka everywhere lol. messaging people on fb is awesome while drunk
Awesome german interviewer: "What was your idea going into games against Idra" "I WANTED TO USE A CHEESE STRATEGY BECAUSE IDRA IS KNOWN TO TILT AFTER LOSING TO SOMETHING GAY" Demuslim
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
December 15 2009 22:47 GMT
#1036
On December 12 2009 18:50 Fen wrote:
Ok, wtf, im drunk off like 3 drinks... wtf were in those drinks... ugh

Alcohol


RAWR
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-15 22:53:36
December 15 2009 22:53 GMT
#1037
I found out I'm fairly eloquent when I'm drunk.
I won a discussion with a woman. (Un-freaking-believable isn't it?)


HO HO HO MERRY (almost) Christmas

EDIT: Am I using "eloquent" correctly here? :p
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
December 15 2009 23:19 GMT
#1038
So you won an argument but didn't get fucked... here is a thought, would you get laid if you would have let her win? Think woman think!
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
December 26 2009 00:49 GMT
#1039
I'm drunk as fuck. Marry Christmas all - thats all
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
December 26 2009 01:05 GMT
#1040
drinking makes me so hungry. like infinitely hungry, much more than weed. weird?
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
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