• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 03:12
CEST 09:12
KST 16:12
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins Maestros of the Game 227ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection7
Community News
Weekly Cups (June 29-July 5): Solar Doubles0MC vs IdrA, Boxer vs Nal_rA to be Legacy Matches @ BlizzCon415.0.16 Hotfix (June 30) - Balance + Bug Fixes40Weekly Cups (June 22-28): Zergs thrive in new patch5[TLMC] Summer 2026 Ladder Map Rotation0
StarCraft 2
General
Serral wins Maestros of the Game 2 Is the larve respawn broken? 5.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start) 5.0.16 Hotfix (June 30) - Balance + Bug Fixes Weekly Cups (June 29-July 5): Solar Doubles
Tourneys
Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League GSL CK #5 Race War HomeStory Cup 29 RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event Vespene Cup #1 — $300+ USD, July 10
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
New Map Maker - Looking for Advice - Love or Hate Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
Mutation # 533 Die Together The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 532 Nuclear Family Mutation # 531 Experimental Artillery
Brood War
General
Snow On New ASL S22 Map, Zerg Nerf BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion Starcraft vs Retro Category on Twitch Data needed
Tourneys
CSLAN 4 is Coming! Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 The Casual Games of the Week Thread [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Relatively freeroll strategies Why doesn't anyone use restoration?
Other Games
General Games
Dawn of War IV Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Summer Games Done Quick 2026! Nintendo Switch Thread ZeroSpace at Steam NextFest - Last free demo
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance TL Mafia Community Thread TL Mafia Power Rank Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The HerO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! Series you have seen recently... [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [TV/BOOK] *SPOILERS* Game of Thrones Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Tennis[sport] Formula 1 Discussion McBoner: A hockey love story TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop How to clean a TTe Thermaltake keyboard? Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Major Shifts in the Gaming I…
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
I'm an arrogant trash talke…
FlaShFTW
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 5043 users

Drunk Thread - Page 50

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 48 49 50 51 52 87 Next
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
November 01 2009 09:46 GMT
#981
all i know is i haven't been durnk in a long while, and i don't post all that much on tlnet these days but. FUCK YEAH STARCRAFT > ALL. shout out to my buddies Eriador FakeSteve Brood.... Keep it reall
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
November 01 2009 11:08 GMT
#982
On November 01 2009 17:50 Valentine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 15:33 phyre112 wrote:
On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:
On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:
On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:
i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered
yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus


lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1

He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM.


Yo fuck UofM. Syracuse University right here man. We got sick parties - but I have a story.

I know people in three big frat houses that were having RAGING parties tonight. I was supposed to pick up tickets to said parties at our football game vs. Cincinnati this morning. WHen I woke up for the game, I had a 45 minute Nose bleed, because of how much I drank the night before, combined with the dryness of my room and I couldn't go. So tonight, I couldn't get in to SHIT. It was brutal.

At least I didn't get busted by cops.

DRUNKEN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Wooo I'm visiting a friend at SU next month, I hear your parties are pretty crazy. Can't wait for that shit.


Yeah, we have sick parties. I'm just a freshman, but it's still whatever. Shit goes down, and if you know how to talk and not be a douche you can still make stuff happen. Seriously though bro, toss me a PM a bit closer to when you get here, if you don't think TL'ers are all creepy mofos.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
November 01 2009 19:42 GMT
#983
okay so it would appear im drunk

I drank some win ewith my friend minuys_human and some other guy/guys

sp I just played som,e pve sith a guy called marve that has an accoutn on t;l and Id like to apologize for exting the game since minus_Human thoughtn preessing alt+f4 is funny. okay so im prett sure i can fly now but i still cant levitate

halp
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 01 2009 20:29 GMT
#984
lol omg we were making alt+F4 jokes last night haha. what a coincidence.

im surprised I didn't puke; fuck i had soooooo much ~_~
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
November 01 2009 20:34 GMT
#985
On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:
On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:
i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered
yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus


lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1

He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM.


lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously.

and yes atlas is entirely correct.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-06 06:53:46
November 06 2009 06:51 GMT
#986
On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:
On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:
On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:
i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered
yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus


lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1

He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM.


lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously.

and yes atlas is entirely correct.

Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary.

PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina.




Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 08:28:35
November 07 2009 08:24 GMT
#987
Thursday and Friday and still no drunk decaf? I am severely disappointed.

P.S. Who do you guys play tomorrow? and is it at home?

P. P.S. We are going to shit on the Boilermakers. It's gonna be nice weather so I predict a 250+ yard game from Tate tomorrow.


I always seem to end the night with Day9 commentary. Too bad I have no left over pizza this time.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
November 07 2009 09:32 GMT
#988
I have leftover pizza. Dominos has a 4-4-4 deal on small pizzas that's fucking AWESOME. And I sold some pizza to my friends for profit. cause they were high. Yes. Fuck yes. And at SU we have good thirsties. But I can't get a SC game right now, and there's no one up in my dorm, so I think I'm going to bed.
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
November 14 2009 16:36 GMT
#989
jesus christ, i just woke up after sleeping for 9 hours and i'm still drunk. what a fucking night. now all i have to do is watch football
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
November 15 2009 08:40 GMT
#990
Fuck yeah! I'm hammered, I'm talking to hot girls from long island, and it's going well. This is a great weekend, even though I'm not playing drunk sc. TL needs to be informed of this shit!
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
November 15 2009 09:04 GMT
#991
twisted as fuck. my friends ex wants me, what to do. better keep my distance. TL I <3
since 98'
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
November 15 2009 09:49 GMT
#992
Obviously if it's your friends ex, there's nothing there any more, whether your friend wants there to be or not. Shit is done in that line up. Go with what you feel should be done according to the regular rules of a relationship.
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 14:51:52
November 21 2009 08:09 GMT
#993
omg, i just did an epic fail. I thought the first page of this thread was the 50th. Whoops. ignore this drunken post.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
November 21 2009 08:18 GMT
#994
+1 for being drunk on a friday night.
Treatin' fools since '87
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
November 21 2009 08:21 GMT
#995
+10 for goin out to the bar for a few drinks.

+25 for bringing back 2 lady friends.

+20 Still drinkin
Treatin' fools since '87
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 14:51:30
November 21 2009 08:26 GMT
#996
You know whats fucking depressing? Making some hot pockets and one of them turning out to be frozen in the middle. It makes me nerd rage in the middle of my living room. Especially since i'm watching Casino. I fell i should wack the microwave
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
November 21 2009 08:31 GMT
#997
You know what fucking sucks about being drunk? Having to go take a piss in the middle of a longass SC game.
God Bless
sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
November 21 2009 08:34 GMT
#998
Just had some Crepeaway, that was hella clutch
Hi Mom
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
November 21 2009 08:44 GMT
#999
Woah last night I spent 15-20 minutes on my bathroom floor trying to figure out if I'm able to get into bed or if I had to throw up. I got to bed. Win!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 09:34:48
November 21 2009 08:46 GMT
#1000
I just realized that this still IS the 1000th post.

So. Let us hope that we will see at least another 1000th of them.

I'll drink to that! Cheers!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Prev 1 48 49 50 51 52 87 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1h 48m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SortOf 167
ProTech120
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 41318
GuemChi 2205
Leta 600
Shuttle 578
Mong 321
actioN 131
ggaemo 94
ZergMaN 64
Aegong 53
yabsab 40
[ Show more ]
Bale 25
GoRush 16
Icarus 6
League of Legends
Doublelift4667
JimRising 654
Counter-Strike
m0e_tv483
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King103
Other Games
summit1g6538
Happy206
NeuroSwarm133
Liquid`Ken12
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick27136
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota245
League of Legends
• Jankos1080
• Rush911
• Stunt469
• HappyZerGling78
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
1h 48m
CrankTV Team League
3h 48m
OSC
9h 48m
Replay Cast
16h 48m
Replay Cast
1d 2h
CrankTV Team League
1d 3h
OSC
1d 5h
Replay Cast
1d 16h
RSL Revival
2 days
Serral vs Bunny
ByuN vs GgMaChine
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
[ Show More ]
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Snow vs Jaedong
YSC vs hero
RSL Revival
3 days
Solar vs Rogue
Maru vs NightMare
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
GSL
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 21: Qualifier 2
HSC XXIX
Eternal Conflict S2 E1

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
Acropolis #4
YSL S3
CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
SCTL 2026 Spring
Heroes Pulsing #3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S3: W2
ASL Season 22: Wild Card Qualifier
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Revival: Season 6
Light Tournament 2026
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale
Eternal Conflict S2 E3
Eternal Conflict S2 E2
Logitech G Connect 2026
StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.