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So tonight, every party I went to got busted by cops. I swear they were following me. So I basically walked around an hour and a half, and had almost nothing to drink. And did I mention it's damn cold?
When I finally found a party, I had maybe three beers. At this point, I remembered that I had taken cold meds earlier in the day. Forgot this fact. Got really messed up, and had to be brought back by my friends.
lesson learned.
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WOOOOOO IM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW!!!! OMFG TSL2 IN A MONTH OMFG GO RET U BADASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TEAMLIQUID YAHHHH TRICK YAH!!!!!!!!!!
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On November 06 2009 15:51 AtlaS wrote:Show nested quote +On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus  lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1 He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM. lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously. and yes atlas is entirely correct. Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post  do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary. PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina. Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk.
haha finally read this...i dont know we have smoking hot girls in all grades. then again when you have like 25000 of them and most of them aren't too smart you're bound to have a lot of hotties.
And wtf do you mean "no thirsty thursday" where the fuck did you hear that from. like 90% of our campus gets shitfaced on thursdays. thursday is the only night i go out on every single week lol.
Anyways...thanksgiving with the family and them strangely allowing my cousin and i to drink...and pick out any beer we want...? blue moon, new castle, and some expensive pilsner. plus a grey goose vodka martini my uncle made that was pretty much just a glass a vodka cuz thats how he makes his own lol. drinking with rich family is greaaat
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On November 29 2009 14:00 decafchicken wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2009 15:51 AtlaS wrote:On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1 He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM. lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously. and yes atlas is entirely correct. Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary. PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina. Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk. haha finally read this...i dont know we have smoking hot girls in all grades. then again when you have like 25000 of them and most of them aren't too smart you're bound to have a lot of hotties. And wtf do you mean "no thirsty thursday" where the fuck did you hear that from. like 90% of our campus gets shitfaced on thursdays. thursday is the only night i go out on every single week lol. Anyways...thanksgiving with the family and them strangely allowing my cousin and i to drink...and pick out any beer we want...? blue moon, new castle, and some expensive pilsner. plus a grey goose vodka martini my uncle made that was pretty much just a glass a vodka cuz thats how he makes his own lol. drinking with rich family is greaaat
I'm poor and Grey Goose is the only vodka I'll touch. The rest is pretty gross man.
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On November 29 2009 14:03 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 14:00 decafchicken wrote:On November 06 2009 15:51 AtlaS wrote:On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1 He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM. lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously. and yes atlas is entirely correct. Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary. PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina. Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk. haha finally read this...i dont know we have smoking hot girls in all grades. then again when you have like 25000 of them and most of them aren't too smart you're bound to have a lot of hotties. And wtf do you mean "no thirsty thursday" where the fuck did you hear that from. like 90% of our campus gets shitfaced on thursdays. thursday is the only night i go out on every single week lol. Anyways...thanksgiving with the family and them strangely allowing my cousin and i to drink...and pick out any beer we want...? blue moon, new castle, and some expensive pilsner. plus a grey goose vodka martini my uncle made that was pretty much just a glass a vodka cuz thats how he makes his own lol. drinking with rich family is greaaat I'm poor and Grey Goose is the only vodka I'll touch. The rest is pretty gross man.
oh wow that must be nice. i'm a poor college kid that lives off vodka that goes for 17$ a half gallon rofl.
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On November 29 2009 15:03 decafchicken wrote:Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 14:03 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On November 29 2009 14:00 decafchicken wrote:On November 06 2009 15:51 AtlaS wrote:On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1 He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM. lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously. and yes atlas is entirely correct. Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary. PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina. Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk. haha finally read this...i dont know we have smoking hot girls in all grades. then again when you have like 25000 of them and most of them aren't too smart you're bound to have a lot of hotties. And wtf do you mean "no thirsty thursday" where the fuck did you hear that from. like 90% of our campus gets shitfaced on thursdays. thursday is the only night i go out on every single week lol. Anyways...thanksgiving with the family and them strangely allowing my cousin and i to drink...and pick out any beer we want...? blue moon, new castle, and some expensive pilsner. plus a grey goose vodka martini my uncle made that was pretty much just a glass a vodka cuz thats how he makes his own lol. drinking with rich family is greaaat I'm poor and Grey Goose is the only vodka I'll touch. The rest is pretty gross man. oh wow that must be nice. i'm a poor college kid that lives off vodka that goes for 17$ a half gallon rofl.
I don't drink it very often for that reason. I just can't drink the other stuff, unless I'm already shitcanned. Plus I'm not a hardcore alcoholic or something, so a .750 of vodka can get me drunk 2-4 times depending on the day. So $20 for that isn't bad.
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ypoug guys are fucking faggot dick fags you all wish you were irish fucking fag dick waggle fuck ass fuck
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On November 29 2009 15:19 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 15:03 decafchicken wrote:On November 29 2009 14:03 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On November 29 2009 14:00 decafchicken wrote:On November 06 2009 15:51 AtlaS wrote:On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1 He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM. lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously. and yes atlas is entirely correct. Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary. PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina. Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk. haha finally read this...i dont know we have smoking hot girls in all grades. then again when you have like 25000 of them and most of them aren't too smart you're bound to have a lot of hotties. And wtf do you mean "no thirsty thursday" where the fuck did you hear that from. like 90% of our campus gets shitfaced on thursdays. thursday is the only night i go out on every single week lol. Anyways...thanksgiving with the family and them strangely allowing my cousin and i to drink...and pick out any beer we want...? blue moon, new castle, and some expensive pilsner. plus a grey goose vodka martini my uncle made that was pretty much just a glass a vodka cuz thats how he makes his own lol. drinking with rich family is greaaat I'm poor and Grey Goose is the only vodka I'll touch. The rest is pretty gross man. oh wow that must be nice. i'm a poor college kid that lives off vodka that goes for 17$ a half gallon rofl. I don't drink it very often for that reason. I just can't drink the other stuff, unless I'm already shitcanned. Plus I'm not a hardcore alcoholic or something, so a .750 of vodka can get me drunk 2-4 times depending on the day. So $20 for that isn't bad.
ah grey goose is more expensive than that here, about 30$...and a fifth only lasts me maybe 2 nights lol
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On November 29 2009 16:08 decafchicken wrote:Show nested quote +On November 29 2009 15:19 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On November 29 2009 15:03 decafchicken wrote:On November 29 2009 14:03 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On November 29 2009 14:00 decafchicken wrote:On November 06 2009 15:51 AtlaS wrote:On November 02 2009 05:34 decafchicken wrote:On November 01 2009 15:26 AtlaS wrote:On November 01 2009 14:13 merach wrote:On October 30 2009 16:54 decafchicken wrote:i'm fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkking hammmmmmmmmered yeah so our rugby team just had a one on one with a sorority (lol wut thats possible? wait the sorority actually agreed to it???) i'm drunk off my ass and heavily regretting being taken on this wonderful weekend of scantily clad lasses all around college campus lol wtf are you a faggot or something? Seruously dude, how could you not enjoy it just a little bit if it's 1 on 1 He goes to state. I'm sure girls are just exposing themselves to him at this point. this is what happened to us when we visited east Lansing. You know what they say, 9 out of 10 girls in the big ten are hot, the 10th goes to UofM. lol i did enjoy the 1 on 1 quite a bit...i just didn't seal the deal with anyone obviously. and yes atlas is entirely correct. Am I? Drunk AtlaS comes back down to the rescue. Yes. Drunk AtlaS is posting on another Thirsty Thursday. Don't be surprised. I have a lot of free time with my alcohol. Anywho. Michigan has gained amazing caliber in the past 2 years. The freshmen and softmore girls have been INCREDIBLE. Is this just a michigan thing? Can you verify this too Decaf? Or is it just a UofM thing? Did all the smart girls happen to be good looking in those 08 and 09 (that is my one stab at sparty in this post do not hate me). Anyways. Great night. Looking to end it on some left over pizza and Day9 commentary. PS. Decaf chicken- even though you are a sparty, I think you're pretttttty ciool. Then again. My opinion may change when I sober up. Too bad you won't read this shit til friday. You spartans and your crazy "no thirsty thursdays". I mean I kind of do understand since your campus is like a post-pregnancy vagina. Edit: My spelling is fantastic while drunk. haha finally read this...i dont know we have smoking hot girls in all grades. then again when you have like 25000 of them and most of them aren't too smart you're bound to have a lot of hotties. And wtf do you mean "no thirsty thursday" where the fuck did you hear that from. like 90% of our campus gets shitfaced on thursdays. thursday is the only night i go out on every single week lol. Anyways...thanksgiving with the family and them strangely allowing my cousin and i to drink...and pick out any beer we want...? blue moon, new castle, and some expensive pilsner. plus a grey goose vodka martini my uncle made that was pretty much just a glass a vodka cuz thats how he makes his own lol. drinking with rich family is greaaat I'm poor and Grey Goose is the only vodka I'll touch. The rest is pretty gross man. oh wow that must be nice. i'm a poor college kid that lives off vodka that goes for 17$ a half gallon rofl. I don't drink it very often for that reason. I just can't drink the other stuff, unless I'm already shitcanned. Plus I'm not a hardcore alcoholic or something, so a .750 of vodka can get me drunk 2-4 times depending on the day. So $20 for that isn't bad. ah grey goose is more expensive than that here, about 30$...and a fifth only lasts me maybe 2 nights lol
I feel bad cause i have NEVER paid for grey goose. everwhere i go they seem to have it and i have at least 3-4 shots of it. Decaf, time to transfer over to the maize and blue.
Anyways, i'm drunk, know what I am saying? (/butter's voice)
alright guys. time to make food. i'll be checking around.
i'm like 2 hours behind you guys so nevermind.
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once again tequila is my downfall...
fuck i hate tomorrow already lol;
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fuck, what a day
i'll see if i can't join you guys within the next couple of hours while i watch replays and so on
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im the only one not passed out by now but i hate going to bed really drunk.. anyways guys you have to read these
http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsexpreviouspassages.html
+ Show Spoiler +He slips his hands under her cotton vest and her body spasms and slackens and he cups her small, cold breasts in his hands and feels the hard pearls of her nipples, like tiny secrets, against the barked palms of his hands. He feels the gradual winding down of her dying heart and can see a bluish tinge blossoming on the skin of her skull through her thin, ironed hair.
'Oh, my dear Avril.' He says.
He puts his hands under her knees and manoeuvres her carefully so that her bottom rests on the edge of the settee. He slips his fingers underneath the worn elastic of her panties that are strung across the points of her hips, slips them to her ankles and softly draws apart her knees and feels again a watery ardour in his eyes as he negotiates a button and a zipper. It is exactly as he imagined it - the hair, the lips, the hole - and he slips his hands under her wasted buttocks and enters her like a fucking pile driver.
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hahahah fuck im drunk in this bitch
23 west vagina vs RU baby tomorrow gettin fucked up in another 6 hours should be fun
time to shower and pass out then back to rrrrrrrrreal life on monday
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mmm. Rubenov+live MSL stream= deep confusion for any and all player decisions.
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sometimes, i just go out cause i've not been out in a while
such a night as tonight is one of these. i walk down davie street, and within 3 blocks my confidence uis soaring. either directly hit on, or had a look-back: same deal.
but now i'm home alone. Eating my roommates food because i don't have any of my own?
does the attention really matter?
that's a big question. In the meantime, i know attention feels fucking good.
halo~~~
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i met this 50 year old tonight that i wanted to fuck so bad.
he wasn't interested,
some what the fuck.
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