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smfd
Profile Joined June 2004
United States423 Posts
May 18 2007 08:01 GMT
#21
maybe i should put on weight and lose it just so my penis gets bigger
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 18 2007 08:02 GMT
#22
On May 18 2007 17:01 nogrr wrote:
maybe i should put on weight and lose it just so my penis gets bigger


(_)_)IIIIIID ~°
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
May 18 2007 08:20 GMT
#23
I sense a lot of bitterness here, TL isn't getting much sex, especially meaningful sex for that matter.
radar14
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1437 Posts
May 18 2007 08:25 GMT
#24
True statistic: 100% of TL members saw "Sex..." and insta-clicked the thread.
impatience is a virtue
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-18 08:34:23
May 18 2007 08:30 GMT
#25
"If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says...


Excuse me, I'm going to have to go "reduce my physiologic age" to some porn, if that's all right with you guys...
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
May 18 2007 08:31 GMT
#26
On May 18 2007 17:25 radar14 wrote:
True statistic: 100% of TL members saw "Sex..." and insta-clicked the thread.


True statistic: 100% of GrandInquisitor saw mnm post a topic about "Sex and weight loss" and immediately thought the topic was about mnm's personal problems

jk jk
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-18 09:53:45
May 18 2007 09:53 GMT
#27
On May 18 2007 17:31 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2007 17:25 radar14 wrote:
True statistic: 100% of TL members saw "Sex..." and insta-clicked the thread.


True statistic: 100% of GrandInquisitor saw mnm post a topic about "Sex and weight loss" and immediately thought the topic was about mnm's personal problems

jk jk


True stat any person male/female clicked this topic for SEX 99.99%.

www.thehun.com
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
May 18 2007 10:10 GMT
#28
On May 18 2007 15:31 mnm wrote:
its all bs.. basically its like if you lose weight overall you look more toned, fit, maybe some areas of your body looks a lil longer.. here's more bs.. you all need to have sex 200 x a year.. thats like doing it every other day.. ok i should stop clicking these random links ppl send me..

Question 10: According to Dr. Oz, how often should you have sex?
A) Once a week
B) Twice a week
C) 10 times a month
D) 200 times a year or more

The correct answer is D.

"If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says. He bases the number on a study done at Duke University that surveyed people on the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated."

Among the benefits of having sex often, Dr. Oz says, is that it can prove that your body is functioning as it is supposed to. "But in addition, having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings," he says. "It's really a spiritual event for folks when they're with someone they love and they can consummate it with sexual activity … seems to offer some survival benefit."



you busy next weekend?
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 18 2007 10:14 GMT
#29
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jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
May 18 2007 11:42 GMT
#30
I've dropped about 30 pounds since last year. I have noticed a little extra in the shower...

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
May 18 2007 11:43 GMT
#31
On May 18 2007 19:10 Lycaeus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2007 15:31 mnm wrote:
its all bs.. basically its like if you lose weight overall you look more toned, fit, maybe some areas of your body looks a lil longer.. here's more bs.. you all need to have sex 200 x a year.. thats like doing it every other day.. ok i should stop clicking these random links ppl send me..

Question 10: According to Dr. Oz, how often should you have sex?
A) Once a week
B) Twice a week
C) 10 times a month
D) 200 times a year or more

The correct answer is D.

"If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says. He bases the number on a study done at Duke University that surveyed people on the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated."

Among the benefits of having sex often, Dr. Oz says, is that it can prove that your body is functioning as it is supposed to. "But in addition, having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings," he says. "It's really a spiritual event for folks when they're with someone they love and they can consummate it with sexual activity … seems to offer some survival benefit."



you busy next weekend?


BAD BAD BAD Lycaeus.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
May 18 2007 11:45 GMT
#32
Well according to this Ghandi had a massive wang.
India's population explosion: Coincidence? I think not.
Logic is Overrated
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
May 18 2007 11:46 GMT
#33
i know, i know, im not doing anything to promote maturity in this forum..
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
LilClinkin
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Australia667 Posts
May 18 2007 12:00 GMT
#34
The fact that sex burns up only half a slice of bread in terms of calories doesn't surprise me.

If you look at the basal metabolic rate of a human being over 24 hours, and then account for some one who does heavy exercise (2 hours a day), the exercise barely adds even 10% to their basal metabolic rate in terms of extra energy consumed.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
May 18 2007 12:41 GMT
#35
wow, I actually saw that episode of Oprah, it was pretty dumb stuff mostly but that was funny.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 18 2007 12:49 GMT
#36
cool do u wanna exercise??????????
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-18 13:27:46
May 18 2007 13:26 GMT
#37
rofl 200 times GOOD FUCKING LUCK, but yeah the weight/penis size ratio definitely explains some things...
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-18 13:28:43
May 18 2007 13:27 GMT
#38
I"M RUNNING EVERY FUCKING DAY

I weigh 260 lbs, and if I lose like 70

that's two inches.

that'll put me at like 4

awesome
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
May 18 2007 13:52 GMT
#39
On May 18 2007 16:31 Krohm wrote:
Damn, Oprah must have a tiny penis.


On May 18 2007 16:11 Pistasj wrote:
Oprah is not getting any. That's why she's fat.


rofl at you :D

By the way, what were you doing on oprah.com? ^^
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-18 14:20:41
May 18 2007 14:19 GMT
#40
Holy shit. Good news for iNcontrol

lose weight AND increase penis size?? nowaiz
There's crashing?
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