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Hong Kong20321 Posts
hi everyone im from hong kong..and im bored cuz its raining like a bitch here (monsoon season lol..)
you know how they have all this shit with folding the US dollar bills and making world trade centres and pentagons exploding and shit?
well i can make a penis with the hong kong dollar bills lol...
note: can only be done with old versions of the HKD notes printed by HSBC (our money is printed by 3 different banks)
anyway here is my tutorial.. lol:
here is one side of the bill.. this ones a 10 dollar.
and the reverse. here you can see that there are 2 lions on each half of the bill.
now, fold the note in half so that the lion side is facing out.
fold it in half again.
now fold the bill like that ^ so the the 2 lion's asses meet to form a penis.!! yAY you have yourself a hong kong dollar bill penis. albeit a very short and stout one..l ol.
yeah so there it is.
i couldn't find any other old hkd bills so i had to take out my old $10 collection to do this lol.
the bigger the value bill you use, the bigger the penis. so you could use a $1000 (the biggest one we have here) and you'd get a bigger penis lol
ok.. hope you enjoyed my tutorial thing -_-
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rofl so random yet so hilarious
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Washington, D.C9934 Posts
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That is the shortest penis i've ever seen. But lions for balls... indeed, sweet.
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If your penis looks like that then there is a problem. I mean how can you explain to a woman giving you head that your balls are lions?
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thedeadhaji
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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
(i'm so tired this is fucking hilarious)
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Washington, D.C9934 Posts
conspiracy theories about something happening in the future? giant penis falls on the city, killing millions?
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Old and not nearly as awesome as Lion Balls up there.
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On August 02 2006 22:00 MTF wrote:Old and not nearly as awesome as Lion Balls up there.
i know =[
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I feel so bad for you if that's what your penis looks like.
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Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On August 02 2006 22:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha awesome + random
You could say, it's awesomely random!
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omg ETT is teh mod, how long ago did this happen?!~_~
and yes, this post was awesome;o
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On August 02 2006 22:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:You could say, it's awesomely random!
omg you are teh red.
GJ! :D
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Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On August 02 2006 22:51 IntoTheWow wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2006 22:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:On August 02 2006 22:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha awesome + random You could say, it's awesomely random! omg you are teh red. GJ! :D
 Scared yet?
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is awesome32278 Posts
yes
edit: i should be a mod, i got 20 more posts than you (?)
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On August 02 2006 22:20 ~AreS] wrote:
I feel so bad for you if that's what your penis looks like.
its not what my penis looks like fortunately 
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That's way better than the crap we get on our dollar bills.
On August 02 2006 22:53 IntoTheWow wrote:yes edit: i should be a mod, i got 20 more posts than you (?)
FA should be a mod.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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wow.. that made me laugh...
cool stupid thing
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On August 03 2006 00:41 Pika Chu wrote:
wow.. that made me laugh...
cool stupid thing
glad you enjoyed it haha
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That is absolutely great.
I should be mod.
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how do you find this shit out.
you are a sick sick person
:p
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Netherlands19138 Posts
On August 02 2006 21:22 HungZerg wrote:
That is the shortest penis i've ever seen. But lions for balls... indeed, sweet.
Asian <3
But yeah, lion balls, where do I sign up?
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holy cow... you get my props alffla.
or... e-props
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Belgium9950 Posts
haha you could make Ensor (belgian painter) give a blowjob with the old belgian francs bills
fuck euros
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On August 03 2006 05:19 RaGe wrote:
haha you could make Ensor (belgian painter) give a blowjob with the old belgian francs bills
fuck euros
LOL wtf... i wanna see that  damn euros.. haha.
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That was fucking amazing!
 ! alffla you are fucking fucking fucking AWESOME!
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On August 02 2006 22:52 EvilTeletubby wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2006 22:51 IntoTheWow wrote:On August 02 2006 22:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:On August 02 2006 22:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha awesome + random You could say, it's awesomely random! omg you are teh red. GJ! :D Scared yet?
Oh shit....
ETT i was kidding when i said i killed your family. And i promise i'll give back all that money i stole. Please don't ban me. And you're better at starcraft than me.
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On August 03 2006 04:30 lawl mart wrote:
iProps for mac users
hahahahah 
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This is totally cool. You rock!
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BigBalls is the master of folding
money
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you have too much free time t.t
its great indeed tho ;D
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On August 03 2006 08:52 Resonate wrote:
see a doctor plz
wtf no plz
On August 03 2006 09:04 Night[Mare] wrote:
you have too much free time t.t
its great indeed tho ;D
xD yea..3 months summer holiday mmmmmmmmmmmmm goood shit
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hyukhyuk
that was funny =]
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Braavos36390 Posts
lol @ "too much free time"
as if we all have much more pressing matters besides browsing and commenting in a thread about folded penis money
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On August 03 2006 02:50 Nyovne wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2006 21:22 HungZerg wrote:
That is the shortest penis i've ever seen. But lions for balls... indeed, sweet. Asian <3 But yeah, lion balls, where do I sign up?
I was wondering how long until the asian penis joke.
TL.net never disappoints, I'm telling you!
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