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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 02 2006 12:10 GMT
#1
hi everyone im from hong kong..and im bored cuz its raining like a bitch here (monsoon season lol..)

you know how they have all this shit with folding the US dollar bills and making world trade centres and pentagons exploding and shit?

well i can make a penis with the hong kong dollar bills lol...

note: can only be done with old versions of the HKD notes printed by HSBC (our money is printed by 3 different banks)

anyway here is my tutorial.. lol:

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here is one side of the bill.. this ones a 10 dollar.

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and the reverse. here you can see that there are 2 lions on each half of the bill.

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now, fold the note in half so that the lion side is facing out.

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fold it in half again.

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now fold the bill like that ^ so the the 2 lion's asses meet to form a penis.!! yAY you have yourself a hong kong dollar bill penis. albeit a very short and stout one..l ol.

yeah so there it is.

i couldn't find any other old hkd bills so i had to take out my old $10 collection to do this lol.

the bigger the value bill you use, the bigger the penis. so you could use a $1000 (the biggest one we have here) and you'd get a bigger penis lol

ok.. hope you enjoyed my tutorial thing -_-
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collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
August 02 2006 12:15 GMT
#2
rofl so random yet so hilarious
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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
August 02 2006 12:21 GMT
#3
lion balls sweet
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IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
August 02 2006 12:22 GMT
#4
That is the shortest penis i've ever seen. But lions for balls... indeed, sweet.
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RightCoast
Profile Joined December 2005
115 Posts
August 02 2006 12:23 GMT
#5
If your penis looks like that then there is a problem. I mean how can you explain to a woman giving you head that your balls are lions?
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 02 2006 12:43 GMT
#6
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

(i'm so tired this is fucking hilarious)
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
August 02 2006 12:44 GMT
#7
conspiracy theories about something happening in the future? giant penis falls on the city, killing millions?
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
August 02 2006 12:52 GMT
#8
hahaha, that's awsome!
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mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
August 02 2006 12:53 GMT
#9
how about this shit

http://www.foldmoney.com/
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
August 02 2006 13:00 GMT
#10
On August 02 2006 21:53 mAKiTO wrote:
how about this shit

http://www.foldmoney.com/


Old and not nearly as awesome as Lion Balls up there.
Think. :)
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
August 02 2006 13:13 GMT
#11
On August 02 2006 22:00 MTF wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 02 2006 21:53 mAKiTO wrote:
how about this shit

http://www.foldmoney.com/


Old and not nearly as awesome as Lion Balls up there.


i know =[
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
~AreS]
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada2170 Posts
August 02 2006 13:20 GMT
#12
I feel so bad for you if that's what your penis looks like.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
August 02 2006 13:25 GMT
#13
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
August 02 2006 13:26 GMT
#14
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 02 2006 13:38 GMT
#15
hahaha awesome + random
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
August 02 2006 13:42 GMT
#16
<3
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
August 02 2006 13:45 GMT
#17
On August 02 2006 22:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha awesome + random


You could say, it's awesomely random!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
August 02 2006 13:50 GMT
#18
omg ETT is teh mod, how long ago did this happen?!~_~



and yes, this post was awesome;o
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 02 2006 13:51 GMT
#19
On August 02 2006 22:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 02 2006 22:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha awesome + random


You could say, it's awesomely random!


omg you are teh red.

GJ! :D
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
August 02 2006 13:52 GMT
#20
On August 02 2006 22:51 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 02 2006 22:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On August 02 2006 22:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha awesome + random


You could say, it's awesomely random!


omg you are teh red.

GJ! :D


Scared yet?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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