|
On September 14 2012 02:29 jello_biafra wrote:This is one of the greatest things I've ever heard, the guy's my new hero. Show nested quote +On September 13 2012 23:31 andrewlt wrote: On the flip side, you need to be careful about how much you drink in South Korea. If some drunk guy can get from North to South, another drunk guy can end up going from South to North. lol, I can't imagine they'd take too kindly to your drunken ass washing up on their shores. More likely is that the ocean currents don't go that way xD
|
|
On September 13 2012 05:24 Phant wrote:Show nested quote +On September 13 2012 05:22 Voltaire wrote: So does any North Korean who makes it over the border get to stay there?
If so, we (as in TL users) should start sneaking people across with scuba equipment. Apparently South Korea does not force people to go back to North Korea, but they do allow the option for them to go back if they want to.
well going back to get killed isnt the best idea perhaps ^^ i think its like in germany, every guy came from DDR was instant citican and also got a little bit of start money ^^
|
On September 14 2012 02:47 CoR wrote:Show nested quote +On September 13 2012 05:24 Phant wrote:On September 13 2012 05:22 Voltaire wrote: So does any North Korean who makes it over the border get to stay there?
If so, we (as in TL users) should start sneaking people across with scuba equipment. Apparently South Korea does not force people to go back to North Korea, but they do allow the option for them to go back if they want to. well going back to get killed isnt the best idea perhaps ^^ i think its like in germany, every guy came from DDR was instant citican and also got a little bit of start money ^^
Well, I bet if he stated "please return me to my country" that North Korea would be "proud" and publicize his return by welcoming him back for being loyal. Although I guess at the same time it would probably depend how much North Korea cared about what he was exposed to and if they "fear" he would talk about it to his peers.
I really hope there are updates on this story.
|
I wish I could wake up with a hangover that good
|
On September 14 2012 02:47 CoR wrote: well going back to get killed isnt the best idea perhaps ^^ i think its like in germany, every guy came from DDR was instant citican and also got a little bit of start money ^^
More like every guy in the DDR was considered a citizen of the BRD. The same kind of thinking lead to the BRD not having an embassy in the DDR (it was instead called "Ständige Vertretung"). You can't have an embassy in your own country.
|
Fenrax
United States5018 Posts
if he drinks again he will probably wake up somewhere in Las Vegas, in a hotel room with Kate Upton and a million dollar winnings
|
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
|
On September 14 2012 04:01 FabledIntegral wrote:Show nested quote +On September 14 2012 02:47 CoR wrote:On September 13 2012 05:24 Phant wrote:On September 13 2012 05:22 Voltaire wrote: So does any North Korean who makes it over the border get to stay there?
If so, we (as in TL users) should start sneaking people across with scuba equipment. Apparently South Korea does not force people to go back to North Korea, but they do allow the option for them to go back if they want to. well going back to get killed isnt the best idea perhaps ^^ i think its like in germany, every guy came from DDR was instant citican and also got a little bit of start money ^^ Well, I bet if he stated "please return me to my country" that North Korea would be "proud" and publicize his return by welcoming him back for being loyal. Although I guess at the same time it would probably depend how much North Korea cared about what he was exposed to and if they "fear" he would talk about it to his peers. I really hope there are updates on this story.
They might aswell publicize that and then 2 months later put him in one of their camps.
|
On September 13 2012 08:08 Irave wrote: 40oz. to Freedom. fucking lulz
|
you can have jokes about this all day haha xD
|
On September 14 2012 05:03 prplhz wrote:fucking lulz Seriously, I hate to just make posts that do nothing but +1 someone's post, but really, I haven't laughed so hard at a comment in a very long time.
|
On September 13 2012 05:47 jinorazi wrote:i'd think jackie chan (drunken master 2 was awesome)...not rock lee...moments when i feel old lol drunken master was so good, I totally forgot that jackie chan movies were better than the crap movies from nowdays.
|
Genious potential unlocked through drunk as fuck status. Win achieved by that man.
|
On September 13 2012 05:20 arb wrote: Sometimes you get drunk and instead of doing something awful, you escape communism and get offered citizenship in another nation!
There is a great deal of difference between communism and what happens in NK. Go read about the meaning of the word communism.
|
man what a great story. I can't believe it was alcohol of all things that brought him this great fortune. Honestly...he's kind of my hero :O
|
On September 14 2012 06:11 Alpino wrote:Show nested quote +On September 13 2012 05:20 arb wrote: Sometimes you get drunk and instead of doing something awful, you escape communism and get offered citizenship in another nation! There is a great deal of difference between communism and what happens in NK. Go read about the meaning of the word communism. Yeah yeah its Leninism into the Kim kingdom and shit. Let's not pollute this awesome thread with seriousness.
|
If he doesn't have his own family and decides to stay in South Korea =winner If he has family or for whatever reason, he has to go back to North Korea =loser
His life would have been better without major incident like this if he has reason to go back to North. He might be regretting now, who knows? I would love to hear the follow-up though.
|
Obviously he is a spy sent by North Korea to infiltrate the South and learn their secrets.
|
|
|
|