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YouthSC
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom355 Posts
August 28 2012 19:57 GMT
#261
sometimes it's really cold :/ really no fun
The more I practice, the luckier I get!
TzTz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany511 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-28 19:57:23
August 28 2012 19:57 GMT
#262
Insane, our ancestors would laugh at us... or cry ^^
Chunhyang
Profile Joined December 2011
Bangladesh1389 Posts
August 29 2012 00:08 GMT
#263
If your penis is so small
that you have to stand really close to the urinal so your pee doesn't drip on your shoes towards the end
so piss splashes onto your hands
then you ought to use the toilet. Aim well and put the seat back down.

Sitting is not really an option for most men because we most cannot tuck our wangs in such a way that we can direct our stream into the bowl. Also, the amount of splashing on the butt is far more disgusting than when a urinal is used, and you CAN'T wash yout buttcheeks in public. At least you can wash your hands.
If you could reason with haters, there would be no haters. YGTMYFT
Lephex
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany153 Posts
August 29 2012 00:26 GMT
#264
LOL, i find it much more comfortable to sit, and noonee ever will see that iam not a standing douche that needs to prove iam a men haha. Why want so many guys pee while standing :D
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44367 Posts
August 29 2012 02:16 GMT
#265
On August 29 2012 04:41 operwolf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 04:37 Kyrao wrote:
On August 29 2012 03:24 Dosey wrote:
On August 29 2012 03:20 Kyrao wrote:
I started to prefer sitting after I discovered how much piss actually splashes out of the bowl and onto your pants when using a urinal. It's especially bad if it's one of those no-sitting-water urinals.

And people wonder why most guy's rooms smell while girls' don't... it's not just the perfume... you really do have setting urine on your clothes. Also, if you've ever heard that saying about no matter what you do, you still dribble the last drop into your pants... for guys like me with this issue, maybe your urethra is too large (it's a blessing really ) or what have you, it's handy to have the toilet paper near by to pull out that last drop.

You're not only a squatter, but a wiper too?!

Man card officially revoked.


Hahaha, although to be fair, it is more a dabbing than a wiping.

Honestly?

And I will continue to stand, thank you very much.


No matter how much you shake or dance,
the last few drops stay in your pants.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 21:52:42
August 29 2012 21:51 GMT
#266
Of course sitting down to urinate is cleaner to the environment, considering that everything that would splatter outside the toilet bowl would splatters onto your bottom side!
So yeah, confronted with a toilet bowl, I will always stand unless they find a shape that reduces the mess in a sitting position.

edit: and at home I am also standing, but I am also the one cleaning the bath (out of obvious reasons).
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
August 29 2012 21:56 GMT
#267
only if I'm allowed to shit standing!
"Right on" - Morrow
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
August 29 2012 21:59 GMT
#268
On August 29 2012 09:08 Chunhyang wrote:
If your penis is so small
that you have to stand really close to the urinal so your pee doesn't drip on your shoes towards the end
so piss splashes onto your hands
then you ought to use the toilet. Aim well and put the seat back down.

Sitting is not really an option for most men because we most cannot tuck our wangs in such a way that we can direct our stream into the bowl. Also, the amount of splashing on the butt is far more disgusting than when a urinal is used, and you CAN'T wash yout buttcheeks in public. At least you can wash your hands.


Push penis down, pee onto face of toilet bowl so it doesn't splash. I'm sure men can pee into a toilet bowl. But from your first sentence, you seem to be proud of your massive penis. Are you saying your penis is so long it can't be pointed into the toilet while sitting down? If so, congratulations, I would love to be you.
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Gardel
Profile Joined April 2011
Mexico220 Posts
August 29 2012 21:59 GMT
#269
For me it´s very simple, at home I sit always. And ANY public place I stand up. SImple as that!
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." Abraham Lincoln.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
August 29 2012 22:00 GMT
#270
On August 30 2012 06:51 JustPassingBy wrote:
Of course sitting down to urinate is cleaner to the environment, considering that everything that would splatter outside the toilet bowl would splatters onto your bottom side!
So yeah, confronted with a toilet bowl, I will always stand unless they find a shape that reduces the mess in a sitting position.

edit: and at home I am also standing, but I am also the one cleaning the bath (out of obvious reasons).

I'm curious to know if the guys claiming that they clean their own bathroom sit because it's cleaner also shave their nether regions and arm pits after seeing all the stray pubes in their bathroom. IT'S MORE HYGIENIC BRO!!!
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
August 29 2012 22:01 GMT
#271
A million years of men pissing standing up is good enough for me, sorry Mr. Taiwan Bureaucrat but you just can't compete with that
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
jxx
Profile Joined April 2010
Brazil307 Posts
August 29 2012 22:06 GMT
#272
Nope. Won't do it. Nope.
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
August 29 2012 22:12 GMT
#273
On August 29 2012 09:08 Chunhyang wrote:
If your penis is so small
that you have to stand really close to the urinal so your pee doesn't drip on your shoes towards the end
so piss splashes onto your hands
then you ought to use the toilet. Aim well and put the seat back down.

Sitting is not really an option for most men because we most cannot tuck our wangs in such a way that we can direct our stream into the bowl. Also, the amount of splashing on the butt is far more disgusting than when a urinal is used, and you CAN'T wash yout buttcheeks in public. At least you can wash your hands.

TL should add an upvote button just so we can give the quoted post the recognition it deserves.
Turn off the radio
czylu
Profile Joined June 2012
477 Posts
August 29 2012 22:20 GMT
#274
i demand the RIGHT to STAND.
chris5180
Profile Joined July 2012
198 Posts
August 29 2012 22:23 GMT
#275
this seems so weird.... but if its more hygenic then i guess i kind of understand it, but still think its weird
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 22:24:51
August 29 2012 22:24 GMT
#276
Generally, I'm a sitter. I don't urinate in a less comfortable position because I'm so insecure about my masculinity.

If a toilet is so disgusting that I won't sit on it then the chances are I won't use that toilet at all.

Standing up whilst pissing is usually reserved for the outdoors or emergencies[read filthy public toilets], though every now and then I will piss whilst standing for no particular reason.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
s0Lstice
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1832 Posts
August 29 2012 22:25 GMT
#277


wow nobody yet?
ATOBTTR
SatelliteNoodles
Profile Joined June 2011
220 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 22:27:12
August 29 2012 22:26 GMT
#278
Aerial view is better.
GIVE ME COMMAND... - Yell0w ­­­
Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
August 30 2012 02:46 GMT
#279
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Mzimzim
Profile Joined June 2011
United States221 Posts
August 30 2012 02:48 GMT
#280
The chicks are just jelly of our ability to stand and pee. Simple as that.
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