EPTMhhh I need to take a piss, and noone will stop me from sitting down.
Men sit down to urinate, more hygeine - Page 13
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
Mhhh I need to take a piss, and noone will stop me from sitting down. | ||
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Louis8k8
Canada285 Posts
![[image loading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le3ofm8Ov51qb9oa5o1_500.jpg) I don't use public toilets, only public urinals. I sit down at home, and sit down at work. For a public law, it isn't going to work unless there's a security guard staring at every person that goes into a toilet cubicle. As for places without this law, sitting down is unhygenic as other people can be retarded. I have had explosive diarrhea where I have no choice but to use a public toilet, then i pad down the seat (unless this is some amazing public bathroom and those do exist and clean up if I make any sort of mess) Sometimes I pee/shit in a box and then tape it shut and mail it to my internet friends in another continent.  | ||
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Deleted User 183001
2939 Posts
I'll piss sitting down if I'm taking a dump at the same time. Otherwise, I'm standing up. When not at home, I'll use the urinal mostly, or the stall to piss depending on what I feel like using. I have been knocked aside by drunks while taking a piss at a urinal, and also had some gay dude at a restaurant in a relatively gay neighborhood try to turn me around while trying to take a piss some years back, so I'm not exactly the most comfortable with urinals. XD At night, if I'm roving the streets, if I need to take a piss, I find a place without people around and just take one. But yes, I will stand up to piss any way you put it unless I'm taking a dump as well. EDIT: this thread.... haha | ||
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Mrvoodoochild1
United States1439 Posts
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Kyrao
United States161 Posts
And people wonder why most guy's rooms smell while girls' don't... it's not just the perfume... you really do have setting urine on your clothes. Also, if you've ever heard that saying about no matter what you do, you still dribble the last drop into your pants... for guys like me with this issue, maybe your urethra is too large (it's a blessing really  ) or what have you, it's handy to have the toilet paper near by to pull out that last drop. | ||
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JKM
Denmark419 Posts
At home I dont mind sitting down to pee, I suppose it depends on whether or not I left the seat up or down the last time I used it! | ||
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Dosey
United States4505 Posts
On August 29 2012 03:20 Kyrao wrote: I started to prefer sitting after I discovered how much piss actually splashes out of the bowl and onto your pants when using a urinal. It's especially bad if it's one of those no-sitting-water urinals. And people wonder why most guy's rooms smell while girls' don't... it's not just the perfume... you really do have setting urine on your clothes. Also, if you've ever heard that saying about no matter what you do, you still dribble the last drop into your pants... for guys like me with this issue, maybe your urethra is too large (it's a blessing really ) or what have you, it's handy to have the toilet paper near by to pull out that last drop.You're not only a squatter, but a wiper too?! Man card officially revoked. | ||
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MojoUS
United States10 Posts
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Schlootle
United States54 Posts
On August 29 2012 03:20 Kyrao wrote: I started to prefer sitting after I discovered how much piss actually splashes out of the bowl and onto your pants when using a urinal. It's especially bad if it's one of those no-sitting-water urinals. And people wonder why most guy's rooms smell while girls' don't... it's not just the perfume... you really do have setting urine on your clothes. Also, if you've ever heard that saying about no matter what you do, you still dribble the last drop into your pants... for guys like me with this issue, maybe your urethra is too large (it's a blessing really ) or what have you, it's handy to have the toilet paper near by to pull out that last drop.Well its not just from guys standing up to piss, if you actually aim at the toilet only tiny droplets will end up on the seat, and very rarely on the floor. I don't know why but some guys actually TRY to not hit the toilet, public restrooms are horrendously disgusting, HUGE puddles on the ground or all over the seat, random feces laying on the seat or even on the ground. Its not just the guys who use restrooms properly whom also stand that make it dirty. | ||
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SayGen
United States1209 Posts
On August 28 2012 08:10 Lmui wrote: Enforcement is going to be difficult at best. How do you determine if a person's sitting down or standing in a stall? What consequences does this have for urinals? This was my thoughts exactly. Why create a law you cna't possibly enforce. | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
On August 29 2012 02:41 Zeon0 wrote: i wonder how much people, who clean their toilet themself, continue standing. you just need to pee with shorts and you will feel why its not that great^^ I don't know about your toilette, but the one we have at home - if you piss very very very close to the edge nothing bounces back onto your feet. The downside: it's very very very easy to miss the sweetspot and just pee all over your fucking place :D | ||
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krzych113
United Kingdom547 Posts
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Gben592
United Kingdom281 Posts
And how the hell are they going to enforce this?!?! | ||
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Liszt
Austria86 Posts
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semantics
10040 Posts
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Kyrao
United States161 Posts
On August 29 2012 03:24 Dosey wrote: You're not only a squatter, but a wiper too?! Man card officially revoked. Hahaha, although to be fair, it is more a dabbing than a wiping.  | ||
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operwolf
United States324 Posts
On August 29 2012 04:37 Kyrao wrote: Hahaha, although to be fair, it is more a dabbing than a wiping. Honestly? And I will continue to stand, thank you very much. | ||
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Kyrao
United States161 Posts
On August 29 2012 04:03 Liszt wrote: I shit standing up This degree of pure manliness is enough to rival the Old Spice guy. | ||
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Kyrao
United States161 Posts
On August 29 2012 04:41 operwolf wrote: Honestly? And I will continue to stand, thank you very much. Not to be rude, but people with either excessively short or narrow urethrae (latter of which is more commonly known as pencil dick) might not appreciate how annoying this is. | ||
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Runar_121
Sweden21 Posts
You can say that i'm a fan of stand-up baa dum tss | ||
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