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StimpackAbuser
Profile Joined September 2005
Canada46 Posts
September 25 2005 17:49 GMT
#41
On September 26 2005 01:11 GTR-2-Go wrote:
any difference between CS and Halo?

he should switch to CS and dominate
and yeh i'd probably own him


CS is more realistic than Halo, I think.
Its just 10% Luck, 20% Skill, 15% concentrated power of Will, 5% Pleasure, 50% Pain, and a 100% reason to Remember The Name.
StimpackAbuser
Profile Joined September 2005
Canada46 Posts
September 25 2005 18:12 GMT
#42
On September 25 2005 18:49 DooMeR wrote:
whoa. thats really cool yet sad. that kid will have no social life T_T


This is going to be interesting if he turns into one of these when he grows up:
http://www.purepwnage.com/

Worst care scenario-->
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/201.html
(FPS_Doug, ... lol ...)
Its just 10% Luck, 20% Skill, 15% concentrated power of Will, 5% Pleasure, 50% Pain, and a 100% reason to Remember The Name.
proTOSS[GER]
Profile Joined September 2004
858 Posts
September 25 2005 18:16 GMT
#43

1 vs 1 LiL Poison Challenge at Giants Stadium - New York - 2005

rofl
That is many tank yes?
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
September 25 2005 19:46 GMT
#44
What is the age rating for Halo 2 anyway ?
ZorAptoR
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Switzerland926 Posts
September 25 2005 20:10 GMT
#45
sick...
in SOMA we TRUST
racebannon
Profile Joined January 2004
Canada1225 Posts
September 25 2005 22:33 GMT
#46
I like how the article fails to mention where he placed in any of the tournaments. I bet he sucks
when they really get to know you they will run
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
September 25 2005 22:54 GMT
#47
this kid gonna get super tired of games when he reaches his teenage years, i mean everyone wants to quit something they started when they were 2, hes gonna go through intence mental stress and leave all games for the rest of his life. He then will become the president of the USA
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
September 25 2005 23:09 GMT
#48
On September 25 2005 20:18 maleorderbride wrote:
wait. so why does he not win a WCG qualifier?

And why isnt there a first person VOD of him playing. I have a difficult time picturing his hands being able to melee and throw nades. He definitely has to use the small XBox controllers as well. And that Ogre person he mentions has never even gotten into the finals for the USA...so I think we are not getting a real picture of his skills.

He might be really good for his age, but he is still a little kid. He might very well become one of the best in the world, but by that time halo 2 wont even be played and XBox will be outdated.

Wow, you are still alive ;d
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chrusher97
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada811 Posts
September 25 2005 23:37 GMT
#49
As someone who has actually played this kid (halo isnt big enough that the pros only play private games) i can say that hes not really that good.

Its just like those "frag dolls", people make such a big deal and theyre not even good. SUre hes good for his age, but he cant compete with the older pros. ANd it says hes signed to that pro team, but if you look at their lineup in all the tournaments, he never even plays.


and plus: look at his picture on the site, how can you not hate him.
cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-26 00:01:23
September 25 2005 23:48 GMT
#50
ive met him. yes he is amazing

edit: for all of you who think they can beat him ... no you cant. Unless you are a high level MLG player you have no chance, not that halo2 is a 1v1 game anyway. It's basically balanced for 4v4.

"And why isnt there a first person VOD of him playing. I have a difficult time picturing his hands being able to melee and throw nades. He definitely has to use the small XBox controllers as well. And that Ogre person he mentions has never even gotten into the finals for the USA...so I think we are not getting a real picture of his skills."

I've watched him play and i still dont think it makes sense lol but he does it. And Ogre 1 and Ogre 2 (they are twins) are by far the best halo 1 and halo 2 players in the world no questions asked. THey play for team 3D (aka STK) and have won every tournament they have been to expect one where they got second. They simply havn't played in WCG before because of the format but this year they won USA and will be going to the world finals.
cava!
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
September 26 2005 01:07 GMT
#51
he's also my dad

he impregnated my mom at the precocious age of -27
好好喝喝天天快乐
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
September 26 2005 01:46 GMT
#52
On September 26 2005 08:37 chrusher97 wrote:
As someone who has actually played this kid (halo isnt big enough that the pros only play private games) i can say that hes not really that good.

Its just like those "frag dolls", people make such a big deal and theyre not even good. SUre hes good for his age, but he cant compete with the older pros. ANd it says hes signed to that pro team, but if you look at their lineup in all the tournaments, he never even plays.


and plus: look at his picture on the site, how can you not hate him.


what r ur stats against the kid?
and have you (or anyone) ever played the frag dolls?
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chrusher97
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada811 Posts
September 26 2005 01:57 GMT
#53
On September 26 2005 10:46 mnm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2005 08:37 chrusher97 wrote:
As someone who has actually played this kid (halo isnt big enough that the pros only play private games) i can say that hes not really that good.

Its just like those "frag dolls", people make such a big deal and theyre not even good. SUre hes good for his age, but he cant compete with the older pros. ANd it says hes signed to that pro team, but if you look at their lineup in all the tournaments, he never even plays.


and plus: look at his picture on the site, how can you not hate him.


what r ur stats against the kid?
and have you (or anyone) ever played the frag dolls?



Its hard to say individual stats because as the guy above you said, MLG halo is mostly 4v4. I was with 3 team members and we played against him and 3 other people. The games were TS and some objective games on lockout if i remember. He IS good for his age and pretty good overall but ppl are making such a big deal out of it and he hasnt even won anything.
cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
September 26 2005 01:58 GMT
#54
i saw the frag dolls at MLG philly they wernt entered in the event they were a side show being used to advertise new games. Im not really sure how skilled they are but i think that they are more a publicity stunt than anything. However, at philly there were quite a few skilled female gamer teams that played in the event.
cava!
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
September 26 2005 02:12 GMT
#55
Read about him last month in EGM. Hes gonna need a life when he hits his teen years.
Moonlight Shadow
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
September 26 2005 02:35 GMT
#56
On September 26 2005 01:11 GTR-2-Go wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2005 23:20 starofNC wrote:
his parents own, and yeah

I think GTR-2-GO can take him 1v1


any difference between CS and Halo?

he should switch to CS and dominate
and yeh i'd probably own him

Huge difference. I mean take the supernerd fatality for instance, considered one of the best FPS-gamers in the world (UT, painkiller etc)

He tried CS and he was only mediocre.
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
tec27
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States3702 Posts
September 26 2005 03:01 GMT
#57
Well, if this guy ever finds he's not good enough at gaming, he has many other special talents to fall back on, including spelling!
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
iNsaNe-
Profile Joined January 2005
Finland5201 Posts
September 26 2005 03:12 GMT
#58
But the games he is playing are forbidden from his age
It takes a fool to remain sane.
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
September 26 2005 04:12 GMT
#59
Nice post tec27

This may be hypocritical for me to say, but get a bad feeling hearing about a kid weened on video games from birth. It is an important time for development...so I'm told. It's supposed to be a roll of the dice how a kid turns out, but good parents like encourage good turnouts by cheating the dice as much as possible, with selective schools, playing classical music or other things I have no idea of. But raising him on games (a Microsoft game!)...this is like cheating the dice the other way around. I'm trying to picture the awful result of some kid raised in battle.net type culture :o But maybe it is better than parents who raise their kids with teletubbies and pokemon. I guess he'll have the edge on those poor kids.

Who here played games at a comparably young age? I think when I was 5 I played Space Quest 1 and such adventure games. Better game than Halo. But that was the tiniest fraction of the time, the rest I definitely wouldn't trade for video gaming, let alone Halo. Maybe I have an uncommonly low opinion of the game, but leaving a kid on Halo sounds like abuse. Give him Starcraft for gods sake!
wtf was that signature
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
September 26 2005 04:14 GMT
#60
On September 26 2005 11:12 useless wrote:
Read about him last month in EGM. Hes gonna need a life when he hits his teen years.


He'll be fine. There will be plenty of other computer nerds and he will be their dictator, ruling them with verbal sarcasm developed from xbox-live.
wtf was that signature
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