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Lil Poison is a 7 year old gamer that will pwn you

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mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-25 15:31:56
September 25 2005 09:46 GMT
#1
http://www.lilpoison.com/

Who is LiL Poison?

LiL Poison is the youngest Professional Gamer in the World. He started his video gaming at a young age of 2 yrs old. Starting off with NBA2k for the Dreamcast console. He started to develop really quick with his skills and moved on to harder and more advanced games. When Halo for the Xbox console came out we started playing together and noticed how fast he developed his gaming skills even more.

LiL Poison started his competition at 4 years old at a local New York Halo Tournament. Only to surprise the competition. His first Major Tournament that he attended was Halo 50K in Atlanta, Georgia. With his gamer name R2D2. Which after his name was changed to I'm5yrsOld.

He changed his name to LiL Poison because he looks up to his uncle Poison who taught him most of the trade of Halo, and now Halo 2.
In 2005 he was recruited by StK. The number one Halo and Halo 2 clan in the World. Right now he is also known as Baby OGRE 4.

After a great show at MLG, Washington DC 2005, MLG recruiters signed LiL Poison and officially made LiL Poison the youngest signed Professional Gamer in the World.

Now at the age of 7 years old, he is only getting better and more skilled. If he keeps it up he will be the best in the world.
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DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
September 25 2005 09:49 GMT
#2
whoa. thats really cool yet sad. that kid will have no social life T_T
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
September 25 2005 09:51 GMT
#3
Yeah i read it a while ago, there is no way in hell a 7 year old would beat me at halo 1 tho ><
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
teh leet newb
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1999 Posts
September 25 2005 09:51 GMT
#4
Psh, he needs to play Starcraft...
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-25 09:53:41
September 25 2005 09:52 GMT
#5
People can play games and still have a social life you know.

EDIT: He will have some shitty vision as he grows older though.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 25 2005 09:55 GMT
#6
i think i could beat him up
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-25 09:56:25
September 25 2005 09:56 GMT
#7
GTR-2-Go vs. LiL Poison gogo
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 25 2005 09:57 GMT
#8
there's a difference between being "talented and young" and just being "young"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
GeeyoUkNIT
Profile Joined July 2005
434 Posts
September 25 2005 09:59 GMT
#9
there are some flaws....
1. just because he has the title professional(some sponsers or whatever) doesnt mean he has "pro" skills
2.hes only signed up because they think its cute for a little boy to be playing games in tournys
ricebowl
Profile Joined April 2005
United States31 Posts
September 25 2005 10:01 GMT
#10
he has a square face
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5070 Posts
September 25 2005 10:03 GMT
#11
this was posted a while back in sports/games forum, i think people came to the conclusion that he was overhyped and will never amount to anything (at least not to anything of boxer level, who he was compared to in the original thread)
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
September 25 2005 10:03 GMT
#12
he must be pretty good
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7232 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-25 10:04:46
September 25 2005 10:04 GMT
#13
I bet I still beat him in SC, I've been playing it since before he was born.
日本語が分かりますか
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-25 10:06:00
September 25 2005 10:04 GMT
#14
On September 25 2005 19:01 ricebowl wrote:
he has a square face

it's still developing lol
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
September 25 2005 10:05 GMT
#15
he must be pretty good
oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
September 25 2005 10:12 GMT
#16
How does a 2 year old have the motor skills to play NBA2k... That's amazing.
ErOs_YasoT
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada90 Posts
September 25 2005 10:25 GMT
#17
what a cute lil kid
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
September 25 2005 10:28 GMT
#18
with a name like lil poison his picture suprised me=O
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
zero89
Profile Joined September 2004
United States295 Posts
September 25 2005 10:43 GMT
#19
can he even hold the control ? lol
Cause everything is nothing, and emptiness is in everything. Cause reality is really just a fuct up dream...
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
September 25 2005 10:48 GMT
#20
On September 25 2005 19:28 Sfydjklm wrote:
with a name like lil poison his picture suprised me=O


Cause he's so ugly? hahaha

Anyhow, the kid isn't even a top player, really. Some site did an interview with him, and he named his father, or uncle something... as the #1 Halo player in the world, and himself as #2, when, in fact, neither of them were anywhere near that. At the time, Zyos was #1, and someone else was #2 (not sure who, really).
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
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