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seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
March 30 2012 07:40 GMT
#11341
Are there any other words starting with "nig" that could have possibly been used in that context? I can't think of any.

I was curious enough to try to look for some: http://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/words-starting-with/nig.html .
TrickyGilligan
Profile Joined September 2010
United States641 Posts
March 30 2012 07:44 GMT
#11342
On March 30 2012 16:25 Velr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2012 16:14 zalz wrote:

Ooh well, anti-Santorum will hear nigger, pro-Santorum will hear...whatever they want to hear.


pro-Santorum will hear nigger and be happy about it?

At lesat thats the vibe i get when i listen to his rallies...


Yeah, I googled "santorum n*****" right after I heard about this.

I was fucking shocked by the results that I got back. Nothing about this incident, but lots of racist assholes out there looking for Santorum to win.
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
March 30 2012 07:45 GMT
#11343
Maybe he meant niggard?
TrickyGilligan
Profile Joined September 2010
United States641 Posts
March 30 2012 07:47 GMT
#11344
On March 30 2012 16:45 TOloseGT wrote:
Maybe he meant niggard?


If he's dumb enough to write the word "niggard" into a speech about his black political opponent, he deserves whatever shitstorm is about to happen over this.

I can't say I'm pro Santorum, but he's been prone to stuttering this whole time. I can't really think he would let something like that slip, I think he was just stuttering a little bit and managed to fuck himself. The end result is probably the same though, even if it probably wasn't intentional.
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx
Chaosvuistje
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands2581 Posts
March 30 2012 08:10 GMT
#11345
Yay Santorum scandals :D

If anything brightens up my morning it's these things.
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11369 Posts
March 30 2012 08:16 GMT
#11346
Eh. I strongly dislike Santorum and will be glad to see him gone. But to me this is similar to that ridiculous controversy on whether or not Obama fingered Hillary. Too much interpretation on too little content. As far as I`m concerned it was just a tongue tied moment.
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acker
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2958 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-30 08:22:48
March 30 2012 08:22 GMT
#11347
I doubt he'd say nigger publicly, even disguised in a stutter. There's plenty of better ways to blow dog whistles without risking total campaign meltdown.

Then again, this is Santorum.
zalz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Netherlands3704 Posts
March 30 2012 08:26 GMT
#11348
On March 30 2012 17:22 acker wrote:
I doubt he'd say nigger publicly, even disguised in a stutter. There's plenty of better ways to blow dog whistles without risking total campaign meltdown.

Then again, this is Santorum.


End of the day, politicians are still human.

If you are giving a long winded speech and constantly see your views enforced by cheering people, it isn't unrealistic to let yourself go for a fraction of a second.


Again, not saying that is what happened, but it is important to remember that politicians can make stupid mistakes. They aren't sith lords.
methematics
Profile Joined August 2010
United States392 Posts
March 30 2012 08:33 GMT
#11349
On March 30 2012 17:16 Falling wrote:
Eh. I strongly dislike Santorum and will be glad to see him gone. But to me this is similar to that ridiculous controversy on whether or not Obama fingered Hillary. Too much interpretation on too little content. As far as I`m concerned it was just a tongue tied moment.

exactly the same reaction when i watched it. I think "N" was supposed to be "and" like used in 'chips n' dip", then the "g" was from beginning the word "government". The first time i had a different tab up and was just listening to it, and i didn't even catch it. This is a non-issue and blatantly a communication error IMO, as much as i dislike him as a politician.
acker
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2958 Posts
March 30 2012 08:34 GMT
#11350
On March 30 2012 17:26 zalz wrote:
End of the day, politicians are still human.

If you are giving a long winded speech and constantly see your views enforced by cheering people, it isn't unrealistic to let yourself go for a fraction of a second.

I direct you to my first sentence.
Mysticesper
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1183 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-30 08:58:58
March 30 2012 08:57 GMT
#11351
One thought on stuff like this for all individuals is whether or not you agree with the following statement:

Do you believe that gaffes display one's true character?


This is why controversy stirs, because some people agree with it, because they believe it catches them in a candid moment where they are "unmasked" from the public stage and showing a glimpse of their "private stage", hence their true character.

This is especially true in politics, just due to the cold hard truth of what politics is.
Darkong
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom418 Posts
March 30 2012 08:57 GMT
#11352
On March 30 2012 16:44 TrickyGilligan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2012 16:25 Velr wrote:
On March 30 2012 16:14 zalz wrote:

Ooh well, anti-Santorum will hear nigger, pro-Santorum will hear...whatever they want to hear.


pro-Santorum will hear nigger and be happy about it?

At lesat thats the vibe i get when i listen to his rallies...


Yeah, I googled "santorum n*****" right after I heard about this.

I was fucking shocked by the results that I got back. Nothing about this incident, but lots of racist assholes out there looking for Santorum to win.


I just googled that out of curiosity and really wish I hadn't

Some people need more chlorine in their gene pool.
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Defacer
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada5052 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-30 10:59:00
March 30 2012 10:56 GMT
#11353
On March 30 2012 15:11 liberal wrote:
There are claims going around the internet that Rick Santorum almost dropped the N-Bomb during a speech in Janesville, March 27. He says "We know the candidate Barack Obama, what he was like... The anti-war government nig- the uh, er uh..."

Not sure it's a legitimate claim or not but I found it pretty amusing at least. Hear for yourself:



As much as I love drama, and would love to believe that Santorum would be this insane and awful a human being, I think it's inconclusive.

I'm going to give God-boy the benefit of the doubt and say he stuttered, and lost where he was in his speech.

Edit: Niiiiiii ..... compoop?
ZeaL.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5955 Posts
March 30 2012 14:43 GMT
#11354
Regardless of whether he said ni**** or not, this is going to put Santorum in a funny place where he either has to associate himself with the racists who are like "So what if he said that? It's true aint it?" or shun his base and offer some explanation that he didn't say the n word and is definitely not racist.
BallinWitStalin
Profile Joined July 2008
1177 Posts
March 30 2012 22:50 GMT
#11355
What about the word "neglect", or "neglected", or some other derivative....

Not that I want to ever really defend Santorum, everything that man stands for revolts me. He`s probably said lots or rascist and quasi-rascist shit, but come on. I doubt he'd drop the N-bomb.
I await the reminiscent nerd chills I will get when I hear a Korean broadcaster yell "WEEAAAAVVVVVUUUHHH" while watching Dota
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
March 31 2012 19:09 GMT
#11356
NEW YORK -- In 2008, Mitt Romney's political action committee made a $10,000 donation to the National Organization of Marriage at a time when the anti-gay rights organization was seeking repeal of a California law legalizing marriage equality.

While neither the donation nor Romney's opposition to same-sex marriage were a secret, the precise way in which he contributed to NOM remained under tight wraps until Friday. One of the only public comments on the matter came when the former Massachusetts governor's top spokesman, Eric Fehrnstrom, told the Deseret News that Romney supported California's Proposition 8, which would reverse the state law allowing for same-sex marriage, and that he would be writing a check to NOM.

"The governor feels strongly that marriage is an institution between a man and a woman, and one of the most high-profile fights on this subject is happening in California," Fehrnstrom said at the time.

But when Romney eventually made his donation, he did so quietly, and through an unusual channel. Records filed by Romney's Free and Strong America PAC with the Federal Election Commission did not include details of that $10,000 donation. Nor did NOM's public 990 form. In fact, record of the payment was only uncovered Friday when the pro-gay rights Human Rights Campaign was sent a private IRS filing from NOM via a whistleblower. The Human Rights Campaign shared the filing with The Huffington Post.


Source
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BioNova
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States598 Posts
March 31 2012 22:57 GMT
#11357
Frequent thread browsers might appreciate this...slightly OT , but worth a giggle.

Every weekday at noon inside a North Dallas shopping mall, the 43rd president of the United States sits down at his usual table in the food court with two plates of magic fries, a jumbo Mello Yellow and a grande chimichanga with extra queso. “When he first started showin’ up at the mall, people would always come over and ask for his autograph or whatever,” said Daryl Vanderveen, a 19-year-old cashier at Sbarro Pizza. “But now that he’s here so much nobody even looks up from their lunch.”

Sources interviewed for this article said that Mr. Bush spends at least eight hours of each day at the Preston Hollow Shopping Center, a popular retail destination near his home in suburban Dallas. “Other than that chimichanga lunch he doesn’t really have a set routine,” said one source. “Sometimes he’ll hang around Lenscrafters trying on glasses or head over to Abercrombie & Fitch and watch the girls fold pants. Last week I saw him inside Pottery Barn sleeping in a leather recliner.”



But some mall employees are beginning to complain about the former president. “The other day I was taking a smoke break near the fountain and he just kept asking me stupid stuff like, ‘Guess how fast I could get a hot dog in the White House,’” said Amber Kaul, who works part-time at the T-Mobile kiosk. “So finally I’m like, ‘I dunno, ten minutes?’ And he’s all like ‘more like two minutes’ and then he snaps his fingers and gives me this cocky look like I’m supposed to care.” Donna Simpson, a barista at the mall Starbucks, said the former president is often a distraction from her work. “He sits down over there with a pencil and a piece of paper and supposedly starts working on his ‘Freedom Institute,’” said Ms. Simpson. “But after about five minutes he comes over, takes a seat at the counter and starts telling how there’s Milk Duds on Air Force One or how Dick Cheney has a glass eye. I’m like, ‘Dude, there’s about 50 people in line right now, go away!’”

Nestor Martinez, a 20-year-old mall security guard, confirmed that on at least two occasions he’s had to speak to the former president about his behavior. “We started getting complaints that he was hanging around the men’s room asking guys if they wanted to have their picture taken with him,” said Mr. Martinez. “When I told him to stop, he said, ‘Let’s go sort it out over a game of Donkey Kong.’ So after my shift we went over to the arcade and I beat him in a best of three. Then he got all pissy and said Donkey Kong sucks anyways.”

Two sources have confirmed that former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was recently enlisted by friends and former aides to speak to Mr. Bush about the situation. “She asked him point blank if it was true that he’d spent an entire afternoon doing nothing but riding up and down the escalators,” said the source. “The president got really defensive and refused to give Condi a straight answer.”

When the president left office nearly three years ago, it was announced that he would establish a “Freedom Institute” and work full-time toward promoting democracy and human rights throughout the world. But some close friends and former advisors admit privately that Mr. Bush has not made progress on either front. “He told me he was going to dedicate the rest of his life to confronting tyranny,” said one prominent GOP fundraiser. “I’m not sure how you do that by hanging around the mall challenging strangers to games of Ms. Pac-Man.”

In response to questions about the president’s schedule, a spokesman released the following statement. “The president continues to work towards advancing freedom around the world.”


Source

I figure love him or hate him, some articles are not worth missing.
I used to like trumpets, now I prefer pause. "Don't move a muscle JP!"
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
March 31 2012 23:55 GMT
#11358
On April 01 2012 07:57 BioNova wrote:
Frequent thread browsers might appreciate this...slightly OT , but worth a giggle.

Show nested quote +
Every weekday at noon inside a North Dallas shopping mall, the 43rd president of the United States sits down at his usual table in the food court with two plates of magic fries, a jumbo Mello Yellow and a grande chimichanga with extra queso. “When he first started showin’ up at the mall, people would always come over and ask for his autograph or whatever,” said Daryl Vanderveen, a 19-year-old cashier at Sbarro Pizza. “But now that he’s here so much nobody even looks up from their lunch.”

Sources interviewed for this article said that Mr. Bush spends at least eight hours of each day at the Preston Hollow Shopping Center, a popular retail destination near his home in suburban Dallas. “Other than that chimichanga lunch he doesn’t really have a set routine,” said one source. “Sometimes he’ll hang around Lenscrafters trying on glasses or head over to Abercrombie & Fitch and watch the girls fold pants. Last week I saw him inside Pottery Barn sleeping in a leather recliner.”



But some mall employees are beginning to complain about the former president. “The other day I was taking a smoke break near the fountain and he just kept asking me stupid stuff like, ‘Guess how fast I could get a hot dog in the White House,’” said Amber Kaul, who works part-time at the T-Mobile kiosk. “So finally I’m like, ‘I dunno, ten minutes?’ And he’s all like ‘more like two minutes’ and then he snaps his fingers and gives me this cocky look like I’m supposed to care.” Donna Simpson, a barista at the mall Starbucks, said the former president is often a distraction from her work. “He sits down over there with a pencil and a piece of paper and supposedly starts working on his ‘Freedom Institute,’” said Ms. Simpson. “But after about five minutes he comes over, takes a seat at the counter and starts telling how there’s Milk Duds on Air Force One or how Dick Cheney has a glass eye. I’m like, ‘Dude, there’s about 50 people in line right now, go away!’”

Nestor Martinez, a 20-year-old mall security guard, confirmed that on at least two occasions he’s had to speak to the former president about his behavior. “We started getting complaints that he was hanging around the men’s room asking guys if they wanted to have their picture taken with him,” said Mr. Martinez. “When I told him to stop, he said, ‘Let’s go sort it out over a game of Donkey Kong.’ So after my shift we went over to the arcade and I beat him in a best of three. Then he got all pissy and said Donkey Kong sucks anyways.”

Two sources have confirmed that former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was recently enlisted by friends and former aides to speak to Mr. Bush about the situation. “She asked him point blank if it was true that he’d spent an entire afternoon doing nothing but riding up and down the escalators,” said the source. “The president got really defensive and refused to give Condi a straight answer.”

When the president left office nearly three years ago, it was announced that he would establish a “Freedom Institute” and work full-time toward promoting democracy and human rights throughout the world. But some close friends and former advisors admit privately that Mr. Bush has not made progress on either front. “He told me he was going to dedicate the rest of his life to confronting tyranny,” said one prominent GOP fundraiser. “I’m not sure how you do that by hanging around the mall challenging strangers to games of Ms. Pac-Man.”

In response to questions about the president’s schedule, a spokesman released the following statement. “The president continues to work towards advancing freedom around the world.”


Source

I figure love him or hate him, some articles are not worth missing.


Poor guy sounds like he's bored out of his mind. Maybe he should take up Starcraft.
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
April 01 2012 00:16 GMT
#11359
On April 01 2012 07:57 BioNova wrote:
Frequent thread browsers might appreciate this...slightly OT , but worth a giggle.

Show nested quote +
Every weekday at noon inside a North Dallas shopping mall, the 43rd president of the United States sits down at his usual table in the food court with two plates of magic fries, a jumbo Mello Yellow and a grande chimichanga with extra queso. “When he first started showin’ up at the mall, people would always come over and ask for his autograph or whatever,” said Daryl Vanderveen, a 19-year-old cashier at Sbarro Pizza. “But now that he’s here so much nobody even looks up from their lunch.”

Sources interviewed for this article said that Mr. Bush spends at least eight hours of each day at the Preston Hollow Shopping Center, a popular retail destination near his home in suburban Dallas. “Other than that chimichanga lunch he doesn’t really have a set routine,” said one source. “Sometimes he’ll hang around Lenscrafters trying on glasses or head over to Abercrombie & Fitch and watch the girls fold pants. Last week I saw him inside Pottery Barn sleeping in a leather recliner.”



But some mall employees are beginning to complain about the former president. “The other day I was taking a smoke break near the fountain and he just kept asking me stupid stuff like, ‘Guess how fast I could get a hot dog in the White House,’” said Amber Kaul, who works part-time at the T-Mobile kiosk. “So finally I’m like, ‘I dunno, ten minutes?’ And he’s all like ‘more like two minutes’ and then he snaps his fingers and gives me this cocky look like I’m supposed to care.” Donna Simpson, a barista at the mall Starbucks, said the former president is often a distraction from her work. “He sits down over there with a pencil and a piece of paper and supposedly starts working on his ‘Freedom Institute,’” said Ms. Simpson. “But after about five minutes he comes over, takes a seat at the counter and starts telling how there’s Milk Duds on Air Force One or how Dick Cheney has a glass eye. I’m like, ‘Dude, there’s about 50 people in line right now, go away!’”

Nestor Martinez, a 20-year-old mall security guard, confirmed that on at least two occasions he’s had to speak to the former president about his behavior. “We started getting complaints that he was hanging around the men’s room asking guys if they wanted to have their picture taken with him,” said Mr. Martinez. “When I told him to stop, he said, ‘Let’s go sort it out over a game of Donkey Kong.’ So after my shift we went over to the arcade and I beat him in a best of three. Then he got all pissy and said Donkey Kong sucks anyways.”

Two sources have confirmed that former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was recently enlisted by friends and former aides to speak to Mr. Bush about the situation. “She asked him point blank if it was true that he’d spent an entire afternoon doing nothing but riding up and down the escalators,” said the source. “The president got really defensive and refused to give Condi a straight answer.”

When the president left office nearly three years ago, it was announced that he would establish a “Freedom Institute” and work full-time toward promoting democracy and human rights throughout the world. But some close friends and former advisors admit privately that Mr. Bush has not made progress on either front. “He told me he was going to dedicate the rest of his life to confronting tyranny,” said one prominent GOP fundraiser. “I’m not sure how you do that by hanging around the mall challenging strangers to games of Ms. Pac-Man.”

In response to questions about the president’s schedule, a spokesman released the following statement. “The president continues to work towards advancing freedom around the world.”


Source

I figure love him or hate him, some articles are not worth missing.


that was so funny I had to read a couple other articles written by the same guy
screamingpalm
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1527 Posts
April 01 2012 00:25 GMT
#11360
On April 01 2012 09:16 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2012 07:57 BioNova wrote:
Frequent thread browsers might appreciate this...slightly OT , but worth a giggle.

Every weekday at noon inside a North Dallas shopping mall, the 43rd president of the United States sits down at his usual table in the food court with two plates of magic fries, a jumbo Mello Yellow and a grande chimichanga with extra queso. “When he first started showin’ up at the mall, people would always come over and ask for his autograph or whatever,” said Daryl Vanderveen, a 19-year-old cashier at Sbarro Pizza. “But now that he’s here so much nobody even looks up from their lunch.”

Sources interviewed for this article said that Mr. Bush spends at least eight hours of each day at the Preston Hollow Shopping Center, a popular retail destination near his home in suburban Dallas. “Other than that chimichanga lunch he doesn’t really have a set routine,” said one source. “Sometimes he’ll hang around Lenscrafters trying on glasses or head over to Abercrombie & Fitch and watch the girls fold pants. Last week I saw him inside Pottery Barn sleeping in a leather recliner.”



But some mall employees are beginning to complain about the former president. “The other day I was taking a smoke break near the fountain and he just kept asking me stupid stuff like, ‘Guess how fast I could get a hot dog in the White House,’” said Amber Kaul, who works part-time at the T-Mobile kiosk. “So finally I’m like, ‘I dunno, ten minutes?’ And he’s all like ‘more like two minutes’ and then he snaps his fingers and gives me this cocky look like I’m supposed to care.” Donna Simpson, a barista at the mall Starbucks, said the former president is often a distraction from her work. “He sits down over there with a pencil and a piece of paper and supposedly starts working on his ‘Freedom Institute,’” said Ms. Simpson. “But after about five minutes he comes over, takes a seat at the counter and starts telling how there’s Milk Duds on Air Force One or how Dick Cheney has a glass eye. I’m like, ‘Dude, there’s about 50 people in line right now, go away!’”

Nestor Martinez, a 20-year-old mall security guard, confirmed that on at least two occasions he’s had to speak to the former president about his behavior. “We started getting complaints that he was hanging around the men’s room asking guys if they wanted to have their picture taken with him,” said Mr. Martinez. “When I told him to stop, he said, ‘Let’s go sort it out over a game of Donkey Kong.’ So after my shift we went over to the arcade and I beat him in a best of three. Then he got all pissy and said Donkey Kong sucks anyways.”

Two sources have confirmed that former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was recently enlisted by friends and former aides to speak to Mr. Bush about the situation. “She asked him point blank if it was true that he’d spent an entire afternoon doing nothing but riding up and down the escalators,” said the source. “The president got really defensive and refused to give Condi a straight answer.”

When the president left office nearly three years ago, it was announced that he would establish a “Freedom Institute” and work full-time toward promoting democracy and human rights throughout the world. But some close friends and former advisors admit privately that Mr. Bush has not made progress on either front. “He told me he was going to dedicate the rest of his life to confronting tyranny,” said one prominent GOP fundraiser. “I’m not sure how you do that by hanging around the mall challenging strangers to games of Ms. Pac-Man.”

In response to questions about the president’s schedule, a spokesman released the following statement. “The president continues to work towards advancing freedom around the world.”


Source

I figure love him or hate him, some articles are not worth missing.


that was so funny I had to read a couple other articles written by the same guy



LOL I love satire. That "Goldman Sachs announces presidential run" was hilarious. :D
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