EPTThis is an amazing thread xD
Your most embarrassing story - Page 4
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NagAfightinG
United Kingdom270 Posts
This is an amazing thread xD | ||
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ZappaSC
Denmark215 Posts
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
On August 13 2011 09:55 NagAfightinG wrote: HOLY FUCK. You met Bin Laden brother? And Mocked him? AND YOUR STILL ALIVE? This is an amazing thread xD Turns out he is an alright guy about his brother. He shares jokes with my dad about finding him. Guess I meet him on a bad day. | ||
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
On August 13 2011 09:57 ZappaSC wrote: haha, everything I have said is 100% true. I haven't got anything to gain for trolling, I am not really arguing with anyone, or provoking. Just amusement. | ||
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ShadowHunter95
United States19 Posts
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Seldentar
United States888 Posts
On August 13 2011 09:47 FJ wrote: I don't know about make it easier, but sometimes specific people in the companies have asked me back. Other times I embarrass myself, or other people. So one day, I was with my dad, we was going out to the mall that day, for a bit of manly shopping. But he had to stop into work for a few hours in the morning. No problem, I will just wander around and get the menial staff to for fill my stupid requests I do for entertainment. After getting a guy to keep return to the fridge about 6 or 7 times because my coke wasn't cold enough. My dad called and said come to the office, we will leave soon. So I head into the office and there is a man with him, an arab man. My dad says 'FJ, this is MR something something Bin Laden, he has just make a very big deal with us' Now, I pick up on the name Bin Laden, and then say something stupid, like the douche I am.... I said....right to his face....'Bin Laden eh? Ha, do you have any plans to blow something up? Are you in contact with Osama? how's about you tell me where he is, and we will split the reward money' The guy just stares at me. My dad facepalms and tuts. He is embarrassed to say the least. The arab man says back to me 'I don't know who you think you are, but as it happens, Yes I am related to Osama, he is my brother. And just because I am arab, and we share a father DOESN'T make me a terrorist!!!' WHAT WERE THE CHANCES!!!! I stared for a moment, and tried to think about something to say. Nothing came to mind. I mean, what can I say to that? I just turned around, and walked out of the room..... ROFL dude I can't believe how much shit happens to you... do you have any redeeming stories for the times you embarrassed your dad? XD The stories you post sound like they came from some epic comedy movie many lols | ||
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Interloper
Sweden217 Posts
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generalyao
United States262 Posts
More stories please! XD But damn, if so much shit happened to you in your 20s, I can't imagine what things happened to you during your teens. Or did shit only start happening to you once you turned 20? Lol. Were you born in Dubai or did you move there? | ||
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generalyao
United States262 Posts
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exog
Norway279 Posts
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
If I get enough interest, I will make a blog, and keep you updated with not only these embarrassing ones, but funny stories, entertaining stories, sad stories, and simply amazing adventures I have. Yes, I have redeeming ones, but this thread was for the embarrassing ones. Like I said, if enough people want more, I will make a blog or something on TL and see how it goes. Well, I made my friends promise not to show the pics of my molestation, and I didn't exactly bring a camera and take snaps of myself having sex with the girls, or going to the house of that gay guy. I have some on the yacht, but it is just me on a yacht, some in the water someone had taken. Likewise, I didn't really get a pic of mr Laden being pretty angry at me haha. I moved here when I was 18. Before that, I was just average, spent my time in college, playing games, and trying to figure out girls. I suppose the stories are when I was here. The shit started happening when I made friends and went out more. One last one before bed though | ||
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Seldentar
United States888 Posts
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skunk_works
United States109 Posts
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
So, I have a sister, who is a little younger than myself. She has been here many years and went to school here. I don't often hang out with her, but on this occasion I did. I wanted to go to the mall to buy something, and she just happened to be meeting a friend there. So we shared a taxi. At the time it was Ramadan. For those of you who don't know, it is a special Muslim holiday. Basically, we can not eat or drink in daylight hours in public, no one can. I can be very annoying! So I meet her friend at the mall and walk around with them for a short while. I get hungry and suggested we grab some food, forgetting the time of year, her friend reminds me it is ramadan. I was pretty angry at this, and assumed she was Indian. You know, assuming makes and ass out of you and of me. I start off on a small rant about how annoying it is, how stupid it is that I can't eat or drink, I am not muslim, but I have to follow the rules. I say I can understand tolerance, but I want to eat or drink, it is not as if I am shoving the food in the faces of muslims. My rant at the time probably had a few more swear words though haha My sister is the one who face palms this time. And her friend asks me to take it back. I think 'Shit, again. This girl must be muslim!' Turns out she is the princess of o the Emirate!! I had to make a big apology to her. FML | ||
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.:Myr:.
Portugal24 Posts
On August 13 2011 09:57 ZappaSC wrote: ^^This. Sorry for doubting your stories, but I just think some of them are way over-the-top, like the diving from the yacht thing, lol. Still funny, though . | ||
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Dusty
United States3359 Posts
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hahaimhenry
Canada368 Posts
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
The boat was great. I really did climb up the side and jump into the water in my underwear. Good times. | ||
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darthfoley
United States8003 Posts
i was pissed. | ||
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
On August 13 2011 10:31 Dusty wrote: These stories are hardly believable but I'm enjoying them nonetheless haha, at which point do you think they are not believable? The whole story? Parts of it? All the stories? Some of them? I can't really prove anything. But I give you my word they are true, 100%. I really have met Bin Ladens brother, jumped off of a yacht, been spooned by a gay guy, told a guy his cars are bad and serenaded on stage by a homosexual. Dubai is a crazy place.... | ||
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