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NagAfightinG
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom270 Posts
August 13 2011 00:55 GMT
#61
HOLY FUCK. You met Bin Laden brother? And Mocked him? AND YOUR STILL ALIVE?

This is an amazing thread xD
We live like animals thinking of the afterlive
ZappaSC
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark215 Posts
August 13 2011 00:57 GMT
#62
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FJ
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
August 13 2011 01:00 GMT
#63
On August 13 2011 09:55 NagAfightinG wrote:
HOLY FUCK. You met Bin Laden brother? And Mocked him? AND YOUR STILL ALIVE?

This is an amazing thread xD


Turns out he is an alright guy about his brother. He shares jokes with my dad about finding him. Guess I meet him on a bad day.

Disregard females, acquire vespene gas.
FJ
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
August 13 2011 01:01 GMT
#64
On August 13 2011 09:57 ZappaSC wrote:
[image loading]


haha, everything I have said is 100% true.

I haven't got anything to gain for trolling, I am not really arguing with anyone, or provoking.

Just amusement.
Disregard females, acquire vespene gas.
ShadowHunter95
Profile Joined January 2011
United States19 Posts
August 13 2011 01:06 GMT
#65
idc If any of this is made up or not, it is still funny to read!
Zerg ftw!!! ♥
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
August 13 2011 01:07 GMT
#66
On August 13 2011 09:47 FJ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2011 09:38 Retgery wrote:
FJ have all your antics made your parents business easier, or down right ruin their reputation?


I don't know about make it easier, but sometimes specific people in the companies have asked me back. Other times I embarrass myself, or other people.

So one day, I was with my dad, we was going out to the mall that day, for a bit of manly shopping. But he had to stop into work for a few hours in the morning. No problem, I will just wander around and get the menial staff to for fill my stupid requests I do for entertainment.

After getting a guy to keep return to the fridge about 6 or 7 times because my coke wasn't cold enough. My dad called and said come to the office, we will leave soon.

So I head into the office and there is a man with him, an arab man. My dad says 'FJ, this is MR something something Bin Laden, he has just make a very big deal with us'

Now, I pick up on the name Bin Laden, and then say something stupid, like the douche I am....

I said....right to his face....'Bin Laden eh? Ha, do you have any plans to blow something up? Are you in contact with Osama? how's about you tell me where he is, and we will split the reward money'

The guy just stares at me. My dad facepalms and tuts. He is embarrassed to say the least.

The arab man says back to me 'I don't know who you think you are, but as it happens, Yes I am related to Osama, he is my brother. And just because I am arab, and we share a father DOESN'T make me a terrorist!!!'

WHAT WERE THE CHANCES!!!!

I stared for a moment, and tried to think about something to say. Nothing came to mind. I mean, what can I say to that?

I just turned around, and walked out of the room.....



ROFL dude I can't believe how much shit happens to you... do you have any redeeming stories for the times you embarrassed your dad? XD

The stories you post sound like they came from some epic comedy movie many lols
Interloper
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden217 Posts
August 13 2011 01:08 GMT
#67
Pics or it didn't happen... I mean, you must have some pics to share of all this, no?
You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter, The Scary Door.
generalyao
Profile Joined July 2011
United States262 Posts
August 13 2011 01:09 GMT
#68
Your life makes my life seem boring.

More stories please! XD

But damn, if so much shit happened to you in your 20s, I can't imagine what things happened to you during your teens. Or did shit only start happening to you once you turned 20? Lol. Were you born in Dubai or did you move there?
generalyao
Profile Joined July 2011
United States262 Posts
August 13 2011 01:10 GMT
#69
Dude, even if this shit was made up, I don't care. This is hilarious! I doubt trolls could come up with stories that are this crazy but still believable enough.
exog
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway279 Posts
August 13 2011 01:13 GMT
#70
Awesome, make a blog!
FJ
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
August 13 2011 01:15 GMT
#71
It is super late now, time for my beauty sleep.

If I get enough interest, I will make a blog, and keep you updated with not only these embarrassing ones, but funny stories, entertaining stories, sad stories, and simply amazing adventures I have.



Yes, I have redeeming ones, but this thread was for the embarrassing ones. Like I said, if enough people want more, I will make a blog or something on TL and see how it goes.

Well, I made my friends promise not to show the pics of my molestation, and I didn't exactly bring a camera and take snaps of myself having sex with the girls, or going to the house of that gay guy. I have some on the yacht, but it is just me on a yacht, some in the water someone had taken. Likewise, I didn't really get a pic of mr Laden being pretty angry at me haha.


I moved here when I was 18. Before that, I was just average, spent my time in college, playing games, and trying to figure out girls. I suppose the stories are when I was here. The shit started happening when I made friends and went out more.

One last one before bed though

Disregard females, acquire vespene gas.
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
August 13 2011 01:20 GMT
#72
All power to you man! I, and I'm sure many others after hearing your stories will whole heartedly support a blog if you choose to start one. Thanks for providing the lols XD
skunk_works
Profile Joined April 2011
United States109 Posts
August 13 2011 01:21 GMT
#73
Oh wow, how do you have so much crazy stuff happen to you? So unreal man.
FJ
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
August 13 2011 01:22 GMT
#74
Another example of saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.

So, I have a sister, who is a little younger than myself. She has been here many years and went to school here.

I don't often hang out with her, but on this occasion I did. I wanted to go to the mall to buy something, and she just happened to be meeting a friend there. So we shared a taxi.

At the time it was Ramadan. For those of you who don't know, it is a special Muslim holiday. Basically, we can not eat or drink in daylight hours in public, no one can. I can be very annoying!

So I meet her friend at the mall and walk around with them for a short while. I get hungry and suggested we grab some food, forgetting the time of year, her friend reminds me it is ramadan.

I was pretty angry at this, and assumed she was Indian. You know, assuming makes and ass out of you and of me.

I start off on a small rant about how annoying it is, how stupid it is that I can't eat or drink, I am not muslim, but I have to follow the rules. I say I can understand tolerance, but I want to eat or drink, it is not as if I am shoving the food in the faces of muslims. My rant at the time probably had a few more swear words though haha

My sister is the one who face palms this time. And her friend asks me to take it back.

I think 'Shit, again. This girl must be muslim!'

Turns out she is the princess of o the Emirate!!

I had to make a big apology to her. FML
Disregard females, acquire vespene gas.
.:Myr:.
Profile Joined July 2011
Portugal24 Posts
August 13 2011 01:27 GMT
#75
On August 13 2011 09:57 ZappaSC wrote:
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^^This.
Sorry for doubting your stories, but I just think some of them are way over-the-top, like the diving from the yacht thing, lol.
Still funny, though .
Dusty
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3359 Posts
August 13 2011 01:31 GMT
#76
These stories are hardly believable but I'm enjoying them nonetheless
hahaimhenry
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada368 Posts
August 13 2011 01:31 GMT
#77
went to camp in gr.6 and the teacher was telling us the rules of predator vs. prey, he stopped talking to write something on the board... that's when i let one rip real bad.
:]
FJ
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
August 13 2011 01:33 GMT
#78
haha, you thought to jumping of the boat was the unbelievable one? haha. I would have said the Bin Laden one, or having a gay club entertainer sing to me.

The boat was great. I really did climb up the side and jump into the water in my underwear. Good times.
Disregard females, acquire vespene gas.
darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8004 Posts
August 13 2011 01:33 GMT
#79
I was once pants'd twice in the same gym class by the same god damn japenese kid who kamikazed my face with a field hockey stick.

i was pissed.
watch the wall collide with my fist, mostly over problems that i know i should fix
FJ
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
August 13 2011 01:36 GMT
#80
On August 13 2011 10:31 Dusty wrote:
These stories are hardly believable but I'm enjoying them nonetheless


haha, at which point do you think they are not believable?

The whole story? Parts of it? All the stories? Some of them?

I can't really prove anything. But I give you my word they are true, 100%. I really have met Bin Ladens brother, jumped off of a yacht, been spooned by a gay guy, told a guy his cars are bad and serenaded on stage by a homosexual.

Dubai is a crazy place....
Disregard females, acquire vespene gas.
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