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ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
May 11 2016 09:31 GMT
#8981
On May 11 2016 10:45 Epishade wrote:
If I stick something up my butt and it gets stuck, can I save up my poop over a few days and use the force of my poop clump to poop it out?



You may find this anecdotally interesting
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45937 Posts
May 11 2016 10:10 GMT
#8982
On May 11 2016 17:17 Cascade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2016 17:02 Simberto wrote:
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.

See, this is the kind of things they don't teach you in school. Only experience, and stupid questions thread, will bring you this kind of wisdom.


I can confirm this, at least in the United States... neither the individual state education standards nor Common Core say anything about proper butt plug care. On the other hand, Tyler Durden has told us that sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
May 11 2016 13:34 GMT
#8983
On May 11 2016 19:10 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2016 17:17 Cascade wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:02 Simberto wrote:
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.

See, this is the kind of things they don't teach you in school. Only experience, and stupid questions thread, will bring you this kind of wisdom.


I can confirm this, at least in the United States... neither the individual state education standards nor Common Core say anything about proper butt plug care. On the other hand, Tyler Durden has told us that sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I hope he has a scientific study to prove that
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 11 2016 15:01 GMT
#8984
On May 11 2016 22:34 OtherWorld wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2016 19:10 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:17 Cascade wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:02 Simberto wrote:
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.

See, this is the kind of things they don't teach you in school. Only experience, and stupid questions thread, will bring you this kind of wisdom.


I can confirm this, at least in the United States... neither the individual state education standards nor Common Core say anything about proper butt plug care. On the other hand, Tyler Durden has told us that sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I hope he has a scientific study to prove that

Nature Medicine
"Depth of rectal insertion predicts medical complications"
Arthur Nuss, Felicia Ecces

DOI: 456.8156.1265
AbouSV
Profile Joined October 2014
Germany1278 Posts
May 11 2016 15:15 GMT
#8985
On May 12 2016 00:01 Cascade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 11 2016 22:34 OtherWorld wrote:
On May 11 2016 19:10 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:17 Cascade wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:02 Simberto wrote:
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.

See, this is the kind of things they don't teach you in school. Only experience, and stupid questions thread, will bring you this kind of wisdom.


I can confirm this, at least in the United States... neither the individual state education standards nor Common Core say anything about proper butt plug care. On the other hand, Tyler Durden has told us that sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I hope he has a scientific study to prove that

Nature Medicine
"Depth of rectal insertion predicts medical complications"
Arthur Nuss, Felicia Ecces

DOI: 456.8156.1265


The question now is 'did you hide something in the said DOI number?' :p
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 11 2016 23:42 GMT
#8986
On May 12 2016 00:15 AbouSV wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 12 2016 00:01 Cascade wrote:
On May 11 2016 22:34 OtherWorld wrote:
On May 11 2016 19:10 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:17 Cascade wrote:
On May 11 2016 17:02 Simberto wrote:
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.

See, this is the kind of things they don't teach you in school. Only experience, and stupid questions thread, will bring you this kind of wisdom.


I can confirm this, at least in the United States... neither the individual state education standards nor Common Core say anything about proper butt plug care. On the other hand, Tyler Durden has told us that sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I hope he has a scientific study to prove that

Nature Medicine
"Depth of rectal insertion predicts medical complications"
Arthur Nuss, Felicia Ecces

DOI: 456.8156.1265


The question now is 'did you hide something in the said DOI number?' :p

Haha, no sorry. I was considering it, but didn't know what to point to. In the end I just made up numbers. Probably not a valid DOI.
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
May 13 2016 19:14 GMT
#8987
any language hipsters here with a take on Carme Jiménez Huertas: "No venimos del latín" book?.
the jest being that "The Romance languages" don't come from latin but was the language spoken by ... natives.
wiki
Today, around 800 million people are native speakers worldwide, mainly in Europe and the Americas,
...
The five most widely spoken Romance languages by number of native speakers are Spanish (410 million), Portuguese (216 million), French (80 million), Italian (60 million), and Romanian (25 million)
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
May 13 2016 20:07 GMT
#8988
On May 14 2016 04:14 xM(Z wrote:
any language hipsters here with a take on Carme Jiménez Huertas: "No venimos del latín" book?.
the jest being that "The Romance languages" don't come from latin but was the language spoken by ... natives.
wiki
Show nested quote +
Today, around 800 million people are native speakers worldwide, mainly in Europe and the Americas,
...
The five most widely spoken Romance languages by number of native speakers are Spanish (410 million), Portuguese (216 million), French (80 million), Italian (60 million), and Romanian (25 million)

So taking it simply, he is implying that antiquated forms of romance languages predate Roman involvement in Europe?

I'm on mobile so forgive the clarifying question.

xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-05-14 06:41:25
May 14 2016 06:14 GMT
#8989
(went to sleep)
yes, she is. she talks about a spoken iberic language which predates latin (for romanian language/dialects she implies Thrace-daco-getae roots (Cucuteni-Trypillian culture and/or Turdaș-Vinča culture)).
she talks about syntax, grammar in general and has some analogies between then and now with examples in Africa where english or french(based on colonization) is written but not spoken, creole languages in America and so on.
she does not go as far as to name a common ancestor as far as i know; it's all fairly technical.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18292 Posts
May 14 2016 13:58 GMT
#8990
I haven't read the book, and am going pff your summary here. But there were plenty of people on the Iberic peninsula before the Romans arrived. Celts, Greeks and Phoenicians built settlements, and there were located Iberican tribes that got assimilated into the dominant cultures in the same way the Etruscans were when the Romans settled in Italy. So it's not that farfetched a theory, but I think it's quite clear to anyone who studied Latin and speaks Spanish that the dominant influence is Latin.

xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
May 14 2016 15:24 GMT
#8991
she called latin a 3rd/distant cousin of romance languages so she does acknowledges its influence but i don't think she talks about an assimilation.
latin was the official written language but people were not speaking it.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
May 15 2016 18:59 GMT
#8992
How does that drastically differ from the current interpretation?, Looking around on Wikipedia it seems like there was just general local adaptation rather than Roman's imposing the language on others.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_Roman_Empire#Latin

Would make sense that they just played off one another throughout the different parts of the empire and intermingled over the centuries.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 16 2016 02:07 GMT
#8993
If I shoot someone in self defense for breaking into my house or something and call the police afterwards, should I tell them what happened? I've always heard not to talk to the police, but would a dead body in my house and no explanation for it cause further problems if I didn't talk? Should I tell them I shot in self defense, and leave it at that? What's the best course of action here?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-05-16 02:18:51
May 16 2016 02:17 GMT
#8994
Time is of the essence!
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18292 Posts
May 16 2016 02:21 GMT
#8995
On May 16 2016 11:07 Epishade wrote:
If I shoot someone in self defense for breaking into my house or something and call the police afterwards, should I tell them what happened? I've always heard not to talk to the police, but would a dead body in my house and no explanation for it cause further problems if I didn't talk? Should I tell them I shot in self defense, and leave it at that? What's the best course of action here?

Saw the victim up into little pieces and feed him to your pet pigs.
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-05-16 10:47:01
May 16 2016 10:45 GMT
#8996
On May 16 2016 03:59 ThomasjServo wrote:
How does that drastically differ from the current interpretation?, Looking around on Wikipedia it seems like there was just general local adaptation rather than Roman's imposing the language on others.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_Roman_Empire#Latin

Would make sense that they just played off one another throughout the different parts of the empire and intermingled over the centuries.

you don't know the implications of that(her) claim nor the meaning of "How does that drastically differ from the current interpretation".
for the former - romans are considered the bringers of civilization onto them incult pagans, them neanderthals. not only that is total bullshit and that there were other equal and/or even better/greater civilizations than the roman one but also it'll make the romans be seen for what they were: robbers and murderers of nations/tribes/cultures.
just wait 'till latin will be seen as coming from/derived from the common/early romance language.

for the later - you incorporating some words from english into your language, does not make your language a local adaptation of english; your language structure remains intact; the verbs, adverbs, vowels, accent, syntax in general, etcetcetc.

since the fall of communists in E-EU, nations around here started looking for their origins and such.
it's a highly politicized mess but very revealing it's all i'll say.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
May 16 2016 10:48 GMT
#8997
On May 16 2016 11:21 Acrofales wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2016 11:07 Epishade wrote:
If I shoot someone in self defense for breaking into my house or something and call the police afterwards, should I tell them what happened? I've always heard not to talk to the police, but would a dead body in my house and no explanation for it cause further problems if I didn't talk? Should I tell them I shot in self defense, and leave it at that? What's the best course of action here?

Saw the victim up into little pieces and feed him to your pet pigs.

Easy there Bricktop
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
May 16 2016 10:58 GMT
#8998
On May 16 2016 19:45 xM(Z wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2016 03:59 ThomasjServo wrote:
How does that drastically differ from the current interpretation?, Looking around on Wikipedia it seems like there was just general local adaptation rather than Roman's imposing the language on others.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_Roman_Empire#Latin

Would make sense that they just played off one another throughout the different parts of the empire and intermingled over the centuries.

you don't know the implications of that(her) claim nor the meaning of "How does that drastically differ from the current interpretation".
for the former - romans are considered the bringers of civilization onto them incult pagans, them neanderthals. not only that is total bullshit and that there were other equal and/or even better/greater civilizations than the roman one but also it'll make the romans be seen for what they were: robbers and murderers of nations/tribes/cultures.
just wait 'till latin will be seen as coming from/derived from the common/early romance language.

for the later - you incorporating some words from english into your language, does not make your language a local adaptation of english; your language structure remains intact; the verbs, adverbs, vowels, accent, syntax in general, etcetcetc.

since the fall of communists in E-EU, nations around here started looking for their origins and such.
it's a highly politicized mess but very revealing it's all i'll say.


I'll have to wait and see if an English version turns up for this book and try to get a sense of what they are saying.
SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
May 17 2016 10:51 GMT
#8999
All wifis work well with my phone. However, there is one that does not reconnect automatically. I have to manually click 'connect' and it's frustrating. If I go to the toilet, for example, which is out of wifi range, when I come back I have to manually reconnect otherwise it won't. Any ideas?
Dating thread on TL LUL
JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
May 17 2016 12:51 GMT
#9000
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