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ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
May 09 2016 11:58 GMT
#8961
On May 09 2016 15:44 Thouhastmail wrote:
I lost my job. what should I do?

I'd apply for unemployment benefits and start looking for something new that catches your attention. Also depending on the why for your losing your job, thinking about how to diplomatically frame that for any interview questions you may get.
RvB
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands6274 Posts
May 09 2016 12:23 GMT
#8962
Don't wait too long in trying to find a job. It gets progressively harder to get a job the longer you're unemployed.
JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
May 09 2016 14:28 GMT
#8963
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OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
May 09 2016 15:33 GMT
#8964
On May 09 2016 23:28 JimmiC wrote:
Find a rich girl and marry her, if it doesn't work out you can always marry for love the second time around and live off your sweet sweet settlement. #golddiggerwishIhad

You need to be reasonably charismatic for that, though
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JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
May 09 2016 15:56 GMT
#8965
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 09 2016 16:11 GMT
#8966
On May 10 2016 00:56 JimmiC wrote:
Are you suggesting that people using a BW thread are not? Pretty sure were all socially sophisticated lady killers.

Not to mention the average TL IQ of 130, and of course the average penis size of 11 inch.
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3394 Posts
May 09 2016 19:45 GMT
#8967
*12 inches
Naracs_Duc
Profile Joined August 2015
746 Posts
May 09 2016 20:19 GMT
#8968
On May 10 2016 04:45 riotjune wrote:
*12 inches


Why so small? How do women even feel it?

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Your "IQ" I mean

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And by "IQ" I really mean

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Your Resistance to Clickbait
killa_robot
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1884 Posts
May 10 2016 01:00 GMT
#8969
On May 09 2016 15:44 Thouhastmail wrote:
I lost my job. what should I do?


Move to South Korea and become a professional Starcraft player, obviously.
Thouhastmail
Profile Joined March 2015
Korea (North)876 Posts
May 10 2016 07:32 GMT
#8970
On May 09 2016 20:21 oGoZenob wrote:
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On May 09 2016 15:44 Thouhastmail wrote:
I lost my job. what should I do?

how's north korean job market ?


Not that good, cause our great comrade eats a little bit much,
"Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike"
Khalum
Profile Joined September 2010
Austria831 Posts
May 10 2016 10:54 GMT
#8971
On May 10 2016 16:32 Thouhastmail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2016 20:21 oGoZenob wrote:
On May 09 2016 15:44 Thouhastmail wrote:
I lost my job. what should I do?

how's north korean job market ?


Not that good, cause our great comrade eats a little bit much,


Well, in that case I suggest looking into gastronomy.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 11 2016 01:45 GMT
#8972
If I stick something up my butt and it gets stuck, can I save up my poop over a few days and use the force of my poop clump to poop it out?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Uldridge
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belgium5160 Posts
May 11 2016 02:46 GMT
#8973
I think the force of the poopclump is only as strong as the pressure you can build up with your diaphragm etc..
Taxes are for Terrans
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 11 2016 03:04 GMT
#8974
On May 11 2016 10:45 Epishade wrote:
If I stick something up my butt and it gets stuck, can I save up my poop over a few days and use the force of my poop clump to poop it out?

Sounds plausible.

Asking for a friend I assume?
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
May 11 2016 04:22 GMT
#8975
On May 11 2016 10:45 Epishade wrote:
If I stick something up my butt and it gets stuck, can I save up my poop over a few days and use the force of my poop clump to poop it out?

I believe, yes, though I've never seen it in person. Much better, quicker and safer solution, though, is to go to the Emergencies. You'll get your stuff sticked out of your butt, and anyone who takes you in charge will have something funny to tell at the next family dinner.
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JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
May 11 2016 05:37 GMT
#8976
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11839 Posts
May 11 2016 08:02 GMT
#8977
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.
fluidrone
Profile Blog Joined January 2015
France1478 Posts
May 11 2016 08:16 GMT
#8978
Ask and answer stupid questions here!


Can I get people to play my arcade map?
"not enough rights"
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 11 2016 08:17 GMT
#8979
On May 11 2016 17:02 Simberto wrote:
Solution: Whenever you stick something up your butt, make sure at least a part of it stay out.

See, this is the kind of things they don't teach you in school. Only experience, and stupid questions thread, will bring you this kind of wisdom.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 11 2016 08:18 GMT
#8980
On May 11 2016 17:16 fluidrone wrote:
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Ask and answer stupid questions here!


Can I get people to play my arcade map?

Probably not.
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