The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 172

Sigh... I JUST BROKE MY FUCKING DESK

WHEN WILL I LEARN THAT I CAN'T HIT THINGS AND HAVE THEM NOT BREAK. HOLE IN WALL, DESK IS NOW BUSTED. WHY DO I RAGE LIKE THIS? It's a stupid game, but goddamn I can't stand losing. I don't even understand what I'm doing wrong anymore. I am literally just so bad at this game, like everything in my fucking life. Fuck life.

On a more positive note, I've entered therapy. I found one that's open on weekends, and I'll be going there next week. I hope this helps, I've got a LOT to talk about.

Is your guardian a trained medical professional?

Gotta love losing to fucking turtle mech TvT. SO FUCKING BORING GOD DAMNIT. 75% OF THE MAP POOL PROMOTES TURTLE PLAY AND ITS SO DUMB. LOST TO A GUY WITH 50 APM BECAUSE HE JUST BUILT PLANETARIES AND TURRETS WITH RANGE AND TANKS AND MASSED THORS WITH REPAIR. I KILLED HIS 4TH LIKE 7 TIMES AND HE CAN STILL COME BACK BECAUSE I CANT KILL HIM FURTHER AND EVEN IF I GO MECH TO COUNTER HE IS STILL AHEAD OF ME GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

FUCK YOU AVILO. YOU HAVE SPAWNED POISON ON THIS GAME.

I never realized how fucking hard it was to try and be positive all the time. How the fuck do happy people do this? It's so difficult.

Anyway, lost 5 games in a row on ladder today, in stupid easy to fix embarrasing ways (hard supply block, attacking just before upgrades finish, etc) and ragequit out of my league for no real reason. Pretty tame for me, I didn't breat anything this time so I'm improving I think (though it did hurt my feelings)

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Fuck that shit bitch, eat a motherfucking prick and lick a hundred million cocks per second. If your dumbass technology detects copyrighted material, it can only mean that someone copyrighted the sound of fucking awesome, because that's all you hear when you listen to my stream as it lulls you into a peaceful sleep with the melodious sound of drones harvesting minerals as I mumble obscenities at every single tiny mistake I make. What? I made my pool at 240 minerals? Son of a fucking bitch. But that is nothing compared to the sheer stupidity I have to deal with because fucking record companies can't get with the times. First of all, if some streamer is playing some shitty Taylor Swift song to 2,000 people, that's actually better than hearing it on a radio station because on the radio, you hear some random DJ play a bunch of random-ass songs. On a stream, you see your favorite person playing League of Lesbians to some Bonnie Hunt music, and it makes other people want to be like their hero and listen to the same music, you fucking dumbasses. Did you know that celebrities get free clothes and shoes? That's because brand-name companies want people to see celebrities wearing their shit. You should be begging twitch streamers to play your shit. Honestly, whenever censorship like this pops up, it just pisses everyone off, and is, in general, horrible business practice. If you want to collect royalties, then I have bad news: This is impossible to do for the same reason that families no longer gather around the radio to hear War of The Worlds. Television was invented and radio got fucked. The advancement of technology changes society, and when society changes, business practices change. When everyone got freaked out after watching Morgan Spurlock almost die eating cheeseburgers, McDonald's changed their menu a lot, getting rid of 'supersized' meals, giving people yogurt and salads (which are still unhealthy as sucking the dick of a hobo with AIDS), and adding calorie-count tables to all their items.

See, McDonald's didn't just say "Well, fuck you all." (Like Burger King did, with their fucking bacon-covered ice cream) and neither did any other customer-conscious corporation. When that oil rig exploded and leaked oil into the Gulf of Mexico, BP made damn sure to run tons of ads where they said things like how they were spending 200 million dollars to clean that shit up. But record companies don't respond well to societal changes and are still trying to ride this royalty-dick. Well, royalties are totally not happening, Gretchen. So I propose the following treaty be signed by all of the recording companies:

The ratification of the following treaty, proposed by the league of nations, will ensure the following:

1. Record companies will immediately cease being dicks.
2. Germany must cede the territories of Alsace-Lorraine, Danzig, and the commonwealth of Poland, and give a bit of extra land to Denmark.
3. The German army be reduced to a maximum of 100,000 personnel only for self-defense, and are allowed only to have 5 aeroplanes, 2 cruisers, 3 destroyers, 3 artillery cannons, and only 16 rounds of ammunition for the entire army.
4. Germany will accept full responsibility for the war and repay... ONE MILLYUN DOLLARS
5. The Ottoman Empire will be divided between Britain and France in a manner that places arbitrary borders that do not take into account local ethnicities and cultures because fuck 'em. I'm sure everything will be fine.
6. Nipples.

Fox News viewers are the most colossal dicksuckers in the universe, and Sean Hannity is the most prolific dick-licker in human history. He's bad and he should feel bad. But let's get back to conservatives in general for a bit. Not that conservatives are that much of a threat; after their latest hip and knee replacement surgeries, they've been rendered largely immobile, but they still get my goat. This is an actual conversation I had over the internet:

Conservative guy #1: I'd love for someone to try and break into my house and see how strongly I believe in my second-amendment rights.

Me: Let me ask you something. What if I were to break into your house while wielding a much more deadly and powerful firearm than yourself?

Conservative guy #1: lol, then I guess it's whoever can draw the quickest.

Conservative guy #2: I suck a ton of dick I personally prefer handguns like my 9 mil which is easy to draw and I'd put two in your melon, lights out, goodnight.

Me: No, you would definitely die. I would be wide awake and you would be asleep, so I could walk up and shoot you while you were disoriented by coming out of a sleep.

Conservative guy #2: That's why I sleep with a loaded pistol by my bed-side. And I'm a light sleeper, lol.

Well, good for him and his buddy. I hope they both have the opportunity to kill another human being that they've deemed unfit to live because that person decided to try and snatch up their big-screen television. I mean, how are you gonna watch the NFL central play-offs in HD without it? You can't, it's scientifically impossible.

But here's the point I'm coming to: They say some scary shit and don't even realize what the fuck they're saying and then talk shit about black people. Let's look at some comparisons:

Issue: Gun ownership

White people: We're just protecting ourselves and use firearms for hunting.
Black people: They're a bunch of thugs and gangsters and commit most of the violent crimes against whites. That's a FACT.

Issue: Weed

White people: It should be legalized because it is not harmful like alcohol or cigarettes.
Black people: Of course those people were smoking weed, what a bunch of degenerates.

Issue: The Police

White people: We have rights, and the cops better respect our constitutional rights, or we will exercise our second amendment rights which is self-defense under THE LAW. We pay their salaries, we will not bow to a police state.
Black people: They should stop acting like animals and obey the law. By acting this way towards our brave men and women in uniform, they are only reinforcing the ghetto stereotypes.

Issue: Community self-defense

White people: Proud tradition of American militia.
Black people: Gang members.

Issue: Government Corruption

White people: These corrupt Washington fat-cats who serve Wall Street need to all be impeached, and we the people will rise up if they keep pushing us.
Black people: They just complain that the government doesn't give them enough hand-outs and are a bunch of whiners. If you don't like America, go back to Africa and tell me how it is over there.

etc.

Do they even listen to themselves? I can only hypothesize that extreme conservatism is some kind of mental illness where the individual is detached from reality. Then after saying all this racist shit, they wonder why black people vote for Democrats. It's because Republicans act like sociopathic racists, and it's testing my sanity because there is just so much random fucking stupid stupidity, like so much stupidity that I can't even argue with these idiots because they don't realize how stupid they are. Don't even get me started on the completely wrong 'facts' they tout as the truth when the opposite has been shown to be the case.

In the midst of all of this, I found this funny image:



And this just kicks their racist shit in the nuts, even if someone had to evoke nazism to prove a point. And I'm like the last person to compare shit to Hitler and Nazis.

Do as Pynchon would do and bury yourself in the systems.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE WESTERN GOVERNMENT! THEY GOT NO BLOODY BACK BONE! THIS IS WHY I LOVE RUSSIA!