The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 170

I'm gonna get fired soon. I can just feel it. I'm falling apart and fucking up so hard this week and it's only supposed to get busy from here. I'm not cut out for this shit, I can't handle a real job where people are actually relying on me.

I'm trying to change my ways and mindset but it's really getting hard right now.

My country is being led by retarded people. Seriously, how the hell will the chance fro gay people to get married hurt you?

Don't you just hate those damn people that post from cross-site so you don't know how many posts they actually have, and then you get curious and click on the link in their post only to discover it's malicious? And then you go to report it and it was already reported? >.>

Dear Family and Friends,

I had a wonderful Thanksgiving day. I appreciate every one of you, even though sometimes you annoy the living fuck out of me. I just ask, please, stop watching Fox News. This is my first request and if I could have any Christmas wish come true, it would be that you would never indulge or partake in the watching of Fox News or visiting their website ever again. Second, I would politely ask that you would stop being racists. Not only racists, but hypocritical racists. "Why when a white cop shoots an unarmed black man, everyone gets all crazy, but when a black cop shoots a white man, nobody says anything?" you ask pointedly, as if you have brought up some kind of 'good point'. Well, give yourself a pat on the back for essentially saying nothing useful while simultaneously being actually kind of offensive. I guess the point you're trying to make is that there shouldn't be such a backlash of rage in the black community, because they're being racists by only getting angry over black people getting harassed and shot by the police. Oh, shame on you, black people! SHAME! So yes, Unnamed Conservative Relative, I guess you receive one point for promoting peace. I think. Wait, where did you hear about this black cop shooting this white guy? Oh, from a covertly-racist Conservative website!? DID YOU? DID YOU DO THAT!? DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING PULL A STORY ABOUT SELECTIVE OUTRAGE FROM A WEBSITE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT SELECTIVE OUTRAGE!? CUZ IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY YOU FUCKING DID YA FUCKING LIL CUNT. ARE THEY SERIOUSLY SAYING BLACK PEOPLE ARE RACE-BAITING WHEN THEY REGULARLY POST SHIT ABOUT MEXICANS, ARAB MUSLIMS, BLACK PEOPLE, AND THE FUCKING WHOLE NATION OF CHINA? DOES THIS WEBSITE REGULARLY POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE SHOOTING LARGE GUNS AND PROMOTING GUN OWNERSHIP WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY INSINUATE THAT AMERICA MAY BECOME OVERRUN BY MINORITIES WHO WILL INSTIGATE A RACE WAR SO THAT WE'D BETTER BUY OURSELVES A GOOD OL' 50 CALIBER AUTOMATIC ARMOR-PIERCING MACHINE GUN TO MOUNT AS A TURRET ON OUR ROOF!? WHAT THE ACTUAL LITERAL FLYING FUCKING FUCK? OH MY FUCKING LORD JESUS IN HEAVEN, DOES THIS WEBSITE ALSO HAVE PICTURES OF WOMEN IN TIGHT SHIRTS WITH GUNS SAYING "SEXY"? IT DOES!? WELL, SHOVE A RHINOCEROS UP MY COLON AND CALL ME SALLY CUZ I'LL BE FUCKING DAMNED. DOES THIS SITE HAVE AMERICAN FLAGS AND EAGLES? HOLY MOTHER OF HITLER, IT DOES. THIS FUCKING SHIT LOVES AMERICA. DO THEY POST ANYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS BEING UNDER ATTACK? PLEASE SAY YES. PLEASE. OH YES THANK YOU SWEET DARWIN, THEY DO, CUZ WHY CAN'T WE SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAVE PRAYER IN SCHOOLS OR SAY UNDER GOD DURING THE GODDAMN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ANYMORE? IT'S CUZ OF THESE GODDAMN FUCKING ATHEIST HIPPIE LIBERAL MUSLIM SOCIALIST FASCIST BIG-GOVERNMENT GOD-HATING GAY-LOVING AMNESTY-SUPPORTING BABY-ABORTING FLAG-BURNING OBAMA CLONES, EVEN THOUGH OBAMA HIMSELF WAS CLONED FROM AKHENATEN, RITE!? AMIRITE GAIZ!? SO WE'D BETTER FUCKIN STOCK UP ON AMMO BEFORE OBAMA TAKES OUR GUNS AWAY LIKE CLINTON TRIED TO DO AT WACO. ALSO, IRS, CIA, NSA, BENGHAZI. YEAH BITCH. FREEDOM OF SPEECH.




"PEACE OFFERING FOR FERGUSON RIOTERS"!? THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS, CUZ BLACK PEOPLE LUV THEM SOME FRIED CHIKENS, RITE!? LOLOLOLOLROFLMAO GG CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

NO WORK BOOTS WERE STOLEN DURING THE RIOTS? LOLLLLLLLLLLLL, CUZ BLACK PEOPLE LOVE MOOCHING OFF WELFARE CUZ OF OBAMA'S NANNY-STATE? I MEAN, HE IS LITERALLY HITLER. THIS SAME THING HAPPENED IN 1936.



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I hate these two phrases

"Who are you to judge me?" or variations of, like "Who are we to judge others?"

"You can't tell me to shut up or what to believe. I have freedom of speech."


I have the right to express myself through judging others, and frankly, I enjoy pointing out when people are idiots, and Lord knows they go after me when I exhibit any semblance of idiocy. So if you have a problem with me 'judging', I have 'freedom of speech'. So politically-correct people just fucked themselves in the ass with their own logic-dildo.

"Freedom of speech, press, religion and expression" are all protection from the government censoring you. But that is only for the government. If someone deleted your dumbass comments on a webpage, it's because what you wrote was probably really shitty and/or stupid. Your human rights were not violated. The only thing that was violated was our eyeballs for having to witness the crime of you having a combination of a keyboard and internet access. "Well, who are you to judge what's a 'good' post and what's not?" you say.

Let me first start off by saying that that is a dumb question and you should feel ashamed of yourself for asking it. I am nobody. I'm not important, I'm not significant, I'm not special. I am a speck of near-nothingness on a speck of sand floating through space around a slightly larger speck of sand on a beach, which one of many billions of beaches in the universe. That's who the fuck I am, ya bloody cunt. My objections to your blathering pile of illiteracy has nothing to do my status or your status in some arbitrary lattice of authority by which you assign to what you acknowledge as relevant information, but has everything to do with cold, hard, veiny, throbbing facts. Facts are just facts and exist outside of my realm of control, and I'm just alliterating the fact that facts are factually facts.

"What are facts? What is reality? Isn't all of our perceptions different? What if we live in a computer simulation?"

Thanks for randomly bringing up solipsism to avoid answering for your ignorance. But let me address this, since you are such a curious intellectual. If you have an idea, and the idea receives praise, and you accept that praise, then you are acknowledging that other peoples' opinions matter to you. If you receive criticism and then suddenly go 'I don't care what other people think', then you are somehow holding onto the assumption that other peoples' opinions both matter and don't matter to you simultaneously, and your brain is danger of imploding on itself. But, setting the sardonicism aside, you have developed some delusion of grandeur, where you believe yourself to be above fault. Not taking the time to consider whether or not if you are 'right' or not is intellectually lazy if you automatically assume you are right. Then again, you may have a psychological disorder that requires medication to correct some chemical imbalance in your brain that causes these delusions, but I'm assuming you're a normal fucking person with a fully functional standard-issue God-fearing brain.

Similarly, saying "We don't know what's real or not, so nothing is really that important." is also lazy. If I slap you across the face, your nervous system is going to register pain in your face with your brain. If you don't believe me, try this experiment: get slapped in the face. Or punched really hard in the face. Make sure the person hitting you is very big and very strong. In the same way, other people around you who are hit in the face will experience a similar sensation of blunt-force pain. This shared experience experiment shows that other people are sharing the same reality as you and perceive it in much the same way or even nearly exactly the same way you do, you drooling neanderthal.

Even if the world is the matrix or everyone is a robot, none of that fucking matters. In the world that we are in, whether it be real or synthetic, there are certain facts that can be observed and experienced in a shared reality.

This bring us to facts. If you write something retarded like "I think if there are female-only starleagues, then there should be a males-only starleague." then you're going to be bombarded with criticism, and it's not because you are a misunderstood genius against the ignorant masses; it's because you have exhibited the equivalent intelligence of a mollusk. Why? Because, while you think you're trying to make things 'fair', you're ignoring what we call 'facts'. So why is a male-only tour...





Oh. Yeah. That.

That was from motbob's 2011 TL census. Of course, I'm just using this as an example. If you want to host a male-only tournament, knock yourself out. It's just a needlessly divisive idea that shits on a minority because they decided to do something fun for themselves.

There are special exceptions to this though. For example, if you are Kwark, you are never wrong, even if the facts say otherwise. If you are not Kwark, and don't have the miraculous power to defy logic, then you will be put on the chopping block.

I know all the eminem songs.

But I'm not a rapper.

I somehow forgot the most important part of all:

These so-called 'libertarians' and Conservatives are all gun-happy and talking about the revolution and overthrowing tyrannical governments, and how the constitution is being violated, and how we can't trust the government, and how we are now living in a police state, but then when there is a violent protest against the police, then these Conservatives are like "Obey the law", and "Respect our police officers", and "Respect the court's decision", and "Ferguson, the country is sick of your shit", and "This is not what true Americans would do", and of course, the racist shit like "Rise of the planet of the Apes" captioning the riots.

If you live outside the US, it might be hard to understand this. But Conservative media treats black people like un-American leeches of society. When you call them racists, they refuse the label because they haven't called anyone any offensive names. To be honest, and let's be serious here, you can be well within the parameters of racism without ever uttering a single racist epithet, and that's exactly where they are. But if they have one Uncle Tom on their side, then they feel justified because they can say "See? We're not racist. We have this fellow here who is on our side." But there will always be pacifists who believe in absolute non-violence who will go against their race, religion, and creed when violence occurs. This does not mean you get to pretend to speak for MLK about the issues of today and ignore every other civil rights leader, ignore Malcolm X, ignore Huey Newton, and so on and then pretend like racism doesn't exist.

My life is like a season of School Rumble.