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mantequilla
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Turkey779 Posts
January 14 2014 00:31 GMT
#2661
On June 20 2011 21:23 JasinAli wrote:
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[standing in the men's bathroom, talking to himself in a mirror with a "FUCK YOU" written on it] Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. [pause] No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
[Toasting his friends in the nightclub on his last night] Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.



This man, treasure.
Age of Mythology forever!
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
January 14 2014 00:54 GMT
#2662
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I'm so far deep into the friend zone she bought a $50 battery powered toothbrush to leave at my house for sleepovers...
In Hearthstone we pray to RNGesus. When Yogg-Saron hits the field, RNGod gets to work
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 18 2014 01:51 GMT
#2663
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I just feel mad for no reason.

"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 18 2014 05:11 GMT
#2664
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Wait, hold on. I'm sure I can come up with some stuff.

  • I never saw the first season of Heroes, which I heard was good. However, the tagline makes me want to punch a stuffed bear: "A group of new superheroes unite with one goal: 'save the cheerleader, save the world'". No. Please, let the cheerleader die and save the world anyway. Seriously, if I watch season 1 of Heroes and someone says "Save the cheerleader, save the world", I might actually throw up. I don't want to throw up, but it might actually happen. What a fucking stupid tagline. No, not gonna watch it, I can't risk it.

  • I thought those "I'm gonna become a progamer" blogs were gone, but I guess not. You're not going pro, I'm sorry. Sorry to shit all over your dreams, but there is no UFC/NFL/WNBA type of organization that signs gamers to huge contracts. You have to join a flimsily-organized team that is just waiting to disband at the drop of a dime, and guess what? Once you become a pro, you have to practice even more. It doesn't get better. The amount of money you will earn is paltry in comparison to working a minimum wage job. You will live on a diet of wood tiles that you tear off of the wall because your house is completely devoid of food, and you already ate your cat, and you're considering sawing off your calf muscles and eating them because you don't need to stand up to be a pro-gamer. SNAP OUT OF IT, DUDE.

  • Starbow looks like trash, so it'll probably become very popular. Seriously, someone should just make a game where you just click on a butt and it poops when you click on it. It would be the biggest game of all-time. 50 million users around the world, because how games seem to work. You just make a game that is utter garbage and everyone be like "omg best thing ever".

  • It seems like games aren't made for nerds anymore. I would use the term "nerd" to describe a "thinker", someone who enjoys using their brain to solve problems and puzzles. Then there is the "non-thinker", who, somehow, does not enjoy using their brain, ever. How could this have happened? Bad education? Chemicals in our food? The illuminati? These kinds of people are everywhere, and they somehow also have a lot of money to throw away. Now, I don't consider them to be less important than other human beings, just different. I don't really understand them. If I didn't have a conscience, I would start scamming them and taking their money. Don't worry, it'd be okay because they'd give it to me willingly. Just like they would willingly buy a game which is basically a movie where you push some buttons. Do you need to beat up 6 guys at once? Just tap the "x" button over and over and your character will handle the complexity of actually fighting them. Don't worry, you can't lose, because your health bar drains extremely slowly, and will heal very very very very very fast if you don't get hit for 5 seconds. I won't lie and be like "I am sooooooooo above those games". I've played Mass Effect 2, and I loved it. There are perfectly-placed indestructible barriers conveniently placed wherever there is a gun-fight, and your party will kill almost all the enemies and rarely die, and if they do, you can instantly revive them to full health, and if you pick Sentinel as your class, you can create a barrier that take a missile to the face before even touching your shields. It's still fun to pick the renegade choice every time it appears, and to seduce Kelly, and let Jack die in the final mission cuz she's such a bitch. It's fun, but not like a Legend of Zelda game is. Remember that level in Super Mario Bros 2 where there is almost no ground, and you have to jump onto leaping fish and falling logs which serve as platforms?
    + Show Spoiler +

    Perhaps this will jog your memory?

    [image loading]


    That shit is hard. If you haven't played that level, you will die a lot of times before you get it right, unless you've played the game like a billion times and know the timing just right. I can't really imagine a game like that being "popular" today. Even some of the level in Donkey Kong Country are pretty fuckin' hard, like Slipside Ride, Elevator Antics, and that fucking piece of shit level Platform Perils. Oh my God. There are these dumbass arrow platforms that move where they point to for a bit, then start shaking and then drop like a rock, and these invincible purple krushas that you can only defeat by throwing barrels at them walking on the platforms. I swear some hardcore sadist designed that level as part of some twisted scheme to fulfill his sick dreams of torturing little kids.

    It's harder than League of Legends.

  • People who obsess about their post counts. "Oh, I gotta post something awesome cuz I'm on post number 2999", which fuck that, I'm going waste my 3000th post on something stupid on purpose. THEN I will post something awesome later. On the bright side, it sometimes keeps morons from posting for awhile because they're too stupid to realize the number is arbitrary, and they take a long time to come up with something even half-decent, like some gaming autobiography full of obvious embellishments, which is something I expect from all the dumb US East players who have somehow not died after getting into harder drugs like crystal meth.

  • Seriously, fuck US East. It might be years too late, but fuck them all. Joining the Clan X17 channel was like asking for a kick in the face. All of those guys were retarded, and evidently, still are for the most part. They still are bad-mannered, still cheat, still use maphacks, still smoke pot all 420 days of the year, and probably play League of Legends and boost their ELOs from one fucking pathetic rank to another fucking pathetic rank, but purport to "not even care". So fuck everyone on east who jumped ship to play SC2 and LoL even when they said they would never do such a thing, fuck all those idiot hackers who don't know anything but think they know everything, who call regular maps "low money", start retarded clans that mass recruit smurfs and hackers. The leaders of the clans are idiots, they watch some D+ player beat some D- player and go "That kid has skills". For example, let's make a clan. It's called Clan K9. I am a fearless clan leader who rarely plays the game, but cares a lot about the three other skill-less noobs and they just host recruiting games and ask "Hey, kid, you wanna join a clan?" like we're peddling heroin, and they go "sure" and you have only two questions: "r u gm?" and "do u hack?" and if they go "no", then congratulations, they're in.

    They make a smurf ID, K9.rAin, because it's cool to pretend to be Korean and do that one-word ID with one randomly capitalized letter. Then someone comes into the channel and goes "Anyone go game?" because they want to tell everyone "LOL I BEAT EVERYONE IN CLAN K9" to their groupie fanboys, and maybe one attention-whore girl who plays 2v2 only with 80 apm. Then I go "Hey, you should join our clan" and they (let's call him sixpackabs, cuz he apparently spends only 1% of his time playing StarCraft, but can beat everyone. Apparently.) go "Nah, who ur best player?" and I go "u shuld play K9.rAin, he's got good skills." and rAin goes "lol im noob" (Cuz he's 1800 points on iccup, max) and then sixpackabs rapes rAin and goes "ur clan sux" and leaves.

    Repeat this process a few dozen times, and everyone gets sick of it, and the clan dies.

    sixpackabs - douchebag, liar, hacker
    K9.rAin - idiot, weed-smoker, noob
    Clan leader - what an idiot...

    So the clan sucks, it's a joke, nobody cares. Maybe, I, a casual noob would join, meet a bunch of memorable people, and some good would come of it, but then some idiots at the top of the clan have this epic power struggle and the clan dies. Cool. GOOD TIMES, GUYS. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.

  • All the bad-mannered noobs who can win games through gimmicky plays and talk a bunch of shit can go die in a fucking burning barn. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Then the same people lie about their accomplishments, saying they were "A+ on PGtour" because you can't fucking check that, so everyone can just claim to be A rank. Nowadays, people claim to be "B-" or "B" because it's more "believable", but that doesn't make it any less bullshit.

  • And I mean everyone from Clan X17, mvp, GGzerG, Game, fassw, Lothar, nachal, Sugo, all those smurfs on Gameranger, Combat-EX, fedOr, Alouette, and plus. SAF.x was Plus, and he got busted hacking on iccup, and denies it now because all the X17 people have moved onto LoL, so you can't just ask them how Plus got booted out of X17 at the same time as EvetS for hacking, along with fassw and clazziquai. The only ones who actually have any skill now are mvp and Plus, but I will always suspect Plus is either getting someone to play for him or maphacking.

  • I hate everyone and just don't give a fuck, which is why I guess Pucca, GGzerG and Munkie all hate me. I can't stop myself from pissing everybody off somehow. Munkie makes me sad, I never would say anything bad about her, and still don't know what the fuck I said, but I can't find any video of me saying anything bad about her, so what the fuck is up with that? Does it even exist? What is the context? What did I say? Well, nothing I can do; I tried to talk to Munkie but to no avail, but I guess it doesn't matter what I say now. And I can't even tell you how much I've stuck up for Pucca and GGzerG, even when they did stupid shit. On that Stratos thread, I even said "Hey guys, this is kind of mean", but I should've just laughed with everyone else. And GGzerG gets no props for anything, he just freaks the fuck out, and I'm so done with that bipolar shit. You think I give a fuck about his Korean clans? No. But for him to go "You are bw elitist filth and just jealous that you will never amount to anything or get into a Korean clan like me" is far beyond the realm of stupid, because we literally just played like two weeks ago, and he got mad cuz the "score" was 2-2 and he wanted to "finish" even though it was supposedly just friendly games. Now how does someone who claims to have "Twice the skill" as myself lose to me twice with his main race? Because he lives in a delusional world where joining a Korean clan means something, but it doesn't. I couldn't give less of a fuck if I tried. I guess that's why I'm an "elitist", because I won't buy into his bullshit anymore. Fuck your Korean clans, win a fucking tournament if you're good. But you fucking can't because you fucking suck.

    Pucca just... doesn't understand that human beings can make connections and put two and two together. So if someone in the twitch chat with numbers for a name is being a dick and yelling at people, and then I say "calm down" and then he goes "Fuck off with your bullshit, quit being an asshole". So of course I'm gonna give the guy a time out and say "You need time to calm down" and THEN I get messaged by Pucca immediately and he goes "Quit being an ass in the chat", and thinks I won't know it's him... c'mon dude. The guy just doesn't get it. Then he blames everything and everyone else and spirals into depressions. I feel bad that he doesn't know how to handle emotions and feelings, but constantly shitting on everyone else and not apologizing and repeating the process over and over is bullshit. So fuck our friendship, it's over.

    Also, his casts are some of the worst I've ever heard. It's worse than the awkwardness in Scarlett's interviews combined with DjWheat screaming into his microphone while wearing pajamas about Destiny combined with Dane Cook comedy shows combined with Husky yelling during battles combined with the sound of a man scratching a chalkboard while puking while blasting a song by Justin Bieber, Aaron Carter, Lil Wayne, Nickelback, Rebecca Black, and Hatsume Miku tripping on crystal meth, in a convertible flipping vertical with the top off landing upside-down.

    All you guys need to snap your BroodWar CDs in half and uninstall the game, tell your firewall to block you from downloading the game again, just stop... it just hurts to even think about you people. I'm really embarrassed 4 u people.

  • Why would someone donate 100$ dollars to a Gold-league player on SC2? Answer: tits. But if you white knights start going "You're just jealous", then you don't fucking know me at all. The reason I don't do that shit is because I think it's wrong, not because I want to do the same thing. People are starving in your own cities, and you're giving a hundred dollars to a shitty player because she's a girl, and it just shows that your priorities are really fucked-up. I'm sure a pretty girl that can afford nice clothes and a good computer that can stream SC2 isn't hurting for money. But you see her get owned and feel bad so you decide to "do something nice" and give out a hundred dollars? You are stupid.

  • Europeans are really biased when it comes to discussing Hitler. Americans are funny in that they have a tendency to secretly admire Hitler. Really good joke, guys. But fuck that arrogant French guy who can't even speak English who thinks he's gonna lecture me about the historical accuracy of my words when I'm not wrong is, again, just stupid. Just cut your fingers off, you fucking douchebags. People just putting words in my mouth and saying I'm saying something I'm not saying is ridiculous because I have to explain that I didn't say the shit they're thinking I said because nobody knows how to fucking read anything, so I guess THANK GOD THERE'S THIS THREAD FOR ME TO VENT ON.

  • Pre-rage rant: I haven't even written my next thread yet, but I know people are going to rage about it and go "I think you're wrong" because an entire swarm of hornets flew up their peeholes or something. It's not even an argument post, I'm just gonna give my thoughts about an idea, but these faggots get their panties up in a bunch and start slamming their hands on their keyboards in between long periods of not getting laid. Maybe I won't even post it. That's why I haven't yet. Everyone just gets all combative on the internet over everything. It's like I go "Hey there" and they're like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO? NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER, YOU FAGGOT" and bitches need to chill the fuck out.

  • Potheads are fucking stupid. All they care about is pot and puffin' the leaf, and lightin' up, and blazin' it, and 420, and gettin' high every day yo, and tokin' up dat kush, purple, bud, dro, and whatever else the fuck they can come up with. Fuck your weed, idiots. Get a fucking life. You think you've found the magical secret to life, but you're really just trapped in a prison of having to be constantly high.

  • Someday, I'm gonna be gone, and nobody is going to remember me. That's literally what keeps me going. Weird, right? It gives me the motivation to be defiant and want to give myself purpose, so I don't like when people say I'm awesome for doing practically nothing. I don't want to be treated special. I just want to be like everyone else, but I had to be born under weird circumstances and be fucking weird. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANY MORE. HELP I'M CRAZY.

  • Stardom annoys me sometimes. I'm sorry, but it's true! It has a lot to do with me still being mad that he told SNM that I was smurfing that one time. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

  • fuck


In conclusion, fuck off. Let me just shrivel up like a giant peach raisin and die while on fire, while getting run over by steamroller piloted by all the people who hate me, because it'd be so satisfying for them to watch me to die over some squabbles in a video game. In fact, let's all just throw acid at each other because BW FOREIGN SCENE ESPORTS STARCRAFT 2 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS INCONTROL CALLING LIVINPINK A WHINY BITCH SHIT ON A DUCK AND CALL IT A FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Why is everything so goddamn serious all the time? The Joker would carve up your face like a turkey IF HE DIDN'T OVERDOSE ON DRUGS AND DIE.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
KvltMan
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Sweden1609 Posts
January 19 2014 00:00 GMT
#2665
People that dismiss everything but "concious hiphop" in the hiphop genre are boring people who want to appear more mature than they actually are. Keep on telling yourselves that listening to Lupe changes something in the world and crushes corporations, I'm sure he'll think the same after he heads down to the bank with his Reebok money.
Get crunk
Ben...
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada3485 Posts
January 19 2014 01:58 GMT
#2666
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Stupid data structures class. Even my class where we have to program in Assembly is more fun than this crap. It's not difficult by any means, just tedious. I've been working on this thing for 7 hours and still have probably 2 more hours of work to do. It wouldn't be so bad if the data structure we had to extend wasn't set up so badly. I've built these exact data structures myself before for other classes and it was never this obtuse. Things being complicated for the sake of being complicated is what this boils down to.
"Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide" -Tastosis
Fumanchu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada669 Posts
January 19 2014 03:20 GMT
#2667
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I don't know why this irritates me so much, but it pisses me off to no end when people use alias in blogs. They always classify people as, "let's call her X, let's call him BOOTS". We don't know you. We don't know your friends. If your friends are reading your blog then they probably already know the situation, and who you're talking about.

Just use their real names already! Or if you're really that crazy about it, just use a random name, and for all we know, that's their real name.

Why is it so important to let us know that you're not using their real names? Like now we're going to respect your blog so much more?

This really shouldn't bother me that much, but every time I see it, I feel like ripping my hair out.
Easy doesnt fit into grownup life.
Fumanchu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada669 Posts
January 19 2014 03:27 GMT
#2668
On January 18 2014 14:11 ninazerg wrote:
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Wait, hold on. I'm sure I can come up with some stuff.

  • I never saw the first season of Heroes, which I heard was good. However, the tagline makes me want to punch a stuffed bear: "A group of new superheroes unite with one goal: 'save the cheerleader, save the world'". No. Please, let the cheerleader die and save the world anyway. Seriously, if I watch season 1 of Heroes and someone says "Save the cheerleader, save the world", I might actually throw up. I don't want to throw up, but it might actually happen. What a fucking stupid tagline. No, not gonna watch it, I can't risk it.

  • I thought those "I'm gonna become a progamer" blogs were gone, but I guess not. You're not going pro, I'm sorry. Sorry to shit all over your dreams, but there is no UFC/NFL/WNBA type of organization that signs gamers to huge contracts. You have to join a flimsily-organized team that is just waiting to disband at the drop of a dime, and guess what? Once you become a pro, you have to practice even more. It doesn't get better. The amount of money you will earn is paltry in comparison to working a minimum wage job. You will live on a diet of wood tiles that you tear off of the wall because your house is completely devoid of food, and you already ate your cat, and you're considering sawing off your calf muscles and eating them because you don't need to stand up to be a pro-gamer. SNAP OUT OF IT, DUDE.

  • Starbow looks like trash, so it'll probably become very popular. Seriously, someone should just make a game where you just click on a butt and it poops when you click on it. It would be the biggest game of all-time. 50 million users around the world, because how games seem to work. You just make a game that is utter garbage and everyone be like "omg best thing ever".

  • It seems like games aren't made for nerds anymore. I would use the term "nerd" to describe a "thinker", someone who enjoys using their brain to solve problems and puzzles. Then there is the "non-thinker", who, somehow, does not enjoy using their brain, ever. How could this have happened? Bad education? Chemicals in our food? The illuminati? These kinds of people are everywhere, and they somehow also have a lot of money to throw away. Now, I don't consider them to be less important than other human beings, just different. I don't really understand them. If I didn't have a conscience, I would start scamming them and taking their money. Don't worry, it'd be okay because they'd give it to me willingly. Just like they would willingly buy a game which is basically a movie where you push some buttons. Do you need to beat up 6 guys at once? Just tap the "x" button over and over and your character will handle the complexity of actually fighting them. Don't worry, you can't lose, because your health bar drains extremely slowly, and will heal very very very very very fast if you don't get hit for 5 seconds. I won't lie and be like "I am sooooooooo above those games". I've played Mass Effect 2, and I loved it. There are perfectly-placed indestructible barriers conveniently placed wherever there is a gun-fight, and your party will kill almost all the enemies and rarely die, and if they do, you can instantly revive them to full health, and if you pick Sentinel as your class, you can create a barrier that take a missile to the face before even touching your shields. It's still fun to pick the renegade choice every time it appears, and to seduce Kelly, and let Jack die in the final mission cuz she's such a bitch. It's fun, but not like a Legend of Zelda game is. Remember that level in Super Mario Bros 2 where there is almost no ground, and you have to jump onto leaping fish and falling logs which serve as platforms?
    + Show Spoiler +

    Perhaps this will jog your memory?

    [image loading]


    That shit is hard. If you haven't played that level, you will die a lot of times before you get it right, unless you've played the game like a billion times and know the timing just right. I can't really imagine a game like that being "popular" today. Even some of the level in Donkey Kong Country are pretty fuckin' hard, like Slipside Ride, Elevator Antics, and that fucking piece of shit level Platform Perils. Oh my God. There are these dumbass arrow platforms that move where they point to for a bit, then start shaking and then drop like a rock, and these invincible purple krushas that you can only defeat by throwing barrels at them walking on the platforms. I swear some hardcore sadist designed that level as part of some twisted scheme to fulfill his sick dreams of torturing little kids.

    It's harder than League of Legends.

  • People who obsess about their post counts. "Oh, I gotta post something awesome cuz I'm on post number 2999", which fuck that, I'm going waste my 3000th post on something stupid on purpose. THEN I will post something awesome later. On the bright side, it sometimes keeps morons from posting for awhile because they're too stupid to realize the number is arbitrary, and they take a long time to come up with something even half-decent, like some gaming autobiography full of obvious embellishments, which is something I expect from all the dumb US East players who have somehow not died after getting into harder drugs like crystal meth.

  • Seriously, fuck US East. It might be years too late, but fuck them all. Joining the Clan X17 channel was like asking for a kick in the face. All of those guys were retarded, and evidently, still are for the most part. They still are bad-mannered, still cheat, still use maphacks, still smoke pot all 420 days of the year, and probably play League of Legends and boost their ELOs from one fucking pathetic rank to another fucking pathetic rank, but purport to "not even care". So fuck everyone on east who jumped ship to play SC2 and LoL even when they said they would never do such a thing, fuck all those idiot hackers who don't know anything but think they know everything, who call regular maps "low money", start retarded clans that mass recruit smurfs and hackers. The leaders of the clans are idiots, they watch some D+ player beat some D- player and go "That kid has skills". For example, let's make a clan. It's called Clan K9. I am a fearless clan leader who rarely plays the game, but cares a lot about the three other skill-less noobs and they just host recruiting games and ask "Hey, kid, you wanna join a clan?" like we're peddling heroin, and they go "sure" and you have only two questions: "r u gm?" and "do u hack?" and if they go "no", then congratulations, they're in.

    They make a smurf ID, K9.rAin, because it's cool to pretend to be Korean and do that one-word ID with one randomly capitalized letter. Then someone comes into the channel and goes "Anyone go game?" because they want to tell everyone "LOL I BEAT EVERYONE IN CLAN K9" to their groupie fanboys, and maybe one attention-whore girl who plays 2v2 only with 80 apm. Then I go "Hey, you should join our clan" and they (let's call him sixpackabs, cuz he apparently spends only 1% of his time playing StarCraft, but can beat everyone. Apparently.) go "Nah, who ur best player?" and I go "u shuld play K9.rAin, he's got good skills." and rAin goes "lol im noob" (Cuz he's 1800 points on iccup, max) and then sixpackabs rapes rAin and goes "ur clan sux" and leaves.

    Repeat this process a few dozen times, and everyone gets sick of it, and the clan dies.

    sixpackabs - douchebag, liar, hacker
    K9.rAin - idiot, weed-smoker, noob
    Clan leader - what an idiot...

    So the clan sucks, it's a joke, nobody cares. Maybe, I, a casual noob would join, meet a bunch of memorable people, and some good would come of it, but then some idiots at the top of the clan have this epic power struggle and the clan dies. Cool. GOOD TIMES, GUYS. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.

  • All the bad-mannered noobs who can win games through gimmicky plays and talk a bunch of shit can go die in a fucking burning barn. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Then the same people lie about their accomplishments, saying they were "A+ on PGtour" because you can't fucking check that, so everyone can just claim to be A rank. Nowadays, people claim to be "B-" or "B" because it's more "believable", but that doesn't make it any less bullshit.

  • And I mean everyone from Clan X17, mvp, GGzerG, Game, fassw, Lothar, nachal, Sugo, all those smurfs on Gameranger, Combat-EX, fedOr, Alouette, and plus. SAF.x was Plus, and he got busted hacking on iccup, and denies it now because all the X17 people have moved onto LoL, so you can't just ask them how Plus got booted out of X17 at the same time as EvetS for hacking, along with fassw and clazziquai. The only ones who actually have any skill now are mvp and Plus, but I will always suspect Plus is either getting someone to play for him or maphacking.

  • I hate everyone and just don't give a fuck, which is why I guess Pucca, GGzerG and Munkie all hate me. I can't stop myself from pissing everybody off somehow. Munkie makes me sad, I never would say anything bad about her, and still don't know what the fuck I said, but I can't find any video of me saying anything bad about her, so what the fuck is up with that? Does it even exist? What is the context? What did I say? Well, nothing I can do; I tried to talk to Munkie but to no avail, but I guess it doesn't matter what I say now. And I can't even tell you how much I've stuck up for Pucca and GGzerG, even when they did stupid shit. On that Stratos thread, I even said "Hey guys, this is kind of mean", but I should've just laughed with everyone else. And GGzerG gets no props for anything, he just freaks the fuck out, and I'm so done with that bipolar shit. You think I give a fuck about his Korean clans? No. But for him to go "You are bw elitist filth and just jealous that you will never amount to anything or get into a Korean clan like me" is far beyond the realm of stupid, because we literally just played like two weeks ago, and he got mad cuz the "score" was 2-2 and he wanted to "finish" even though it was supposedly just friendly games. Now how does someone who claims to have "Twice the skill" as myself lose to me twice with his main race? Because he lives in a delusional world where joining a Korean clan means something, but it doesn't. I couldn't give less of a fuck if I tried. I guess that's why I'm an "elitist", because I won't buy into his bullshit anymore. Fuck your Korean clans, win a fucking tournament if you're good. But you fucking can't because you fucking suck.

    Pucca just... doesn't understand that human beings can make connections and put two and two together. So if someone in the twitch chat with numbers for a name is being a dick and yelling at people, and then I say "calm down" and then he goes "Fuck off with your bullshit, quit being an asshole". So of course I'm gonna give the guy a time out and say "You need time to calm down" and THEN I get messaged by Pucca immediately and he goes "Quit being an ass in the chat", and thinks I won't know it's him... c'mon dude. The guy just doesn't get it. Then he blames everything and everyone else and spirals into depressions. I feel bad that he doesn't know how to handle emotions and feelings, but constantly shitting on everyone else and not apologizing and repeating the process over and over is bullshit. So fuck our friendship, it's over.

    Also, his casts are some of the worst I've ever heard. It's worse than the awkwardness in Scarlett's interviews combined with DjWheat screaming into his microphone while wearing pajamas about Destiny combined with Dane Cook comedy shows combined with Husky yelling during battles combined with the sound of a man scratching a chalkboard while puking while blasting a song by Justin Bieber, Aaron Carter, Lil Wayne, Nickelback, Rebecca Black, and Hatsume Miku tripping on crystal meth, in a convertible flipping vertical with the top off landing upside-down.

    All you guys need to snap your BroodWar CDs in half and uninstall the game, tell your firewall to block you from downloading the game again, just stop... it just hurts to even think about you people. I'm really embarrassed 4 u people.

  • Why would someone donate 100$ dollars to a Gold-league player on SC2? Answer: tits. But if you white knights start going "You're just jealous", then you don't fucking know me at all. The reason I don't do that shit is because I think it's wrong, not because I want to do the same thing. People are starving in your own cities, and you're giving a hundred dollars to a shitty player because she's a girl, and it just shows that your priorities are really fucked-up. I'm sure a pretty girl that can afford nice clothes and a good computer that can stream SC2 isn't hurting for money. But you see her get owned and feel bad so you decide to "do something nice" and give out a hundred dollars? You are stupid.

  • Europeans are really biased when it comes to discussing Hitler. Americans are funny in that they have a tendency to secretly admire Hitler. Really good joke, guys. But fuck that arrogant French guy who can't even speak English who thinks he's gonna lecture me about the historical accuracy of my words when I'm not wrong is, again, just stupid. Just cut your fingers off, you fucking douchebags. People just putting words in my mouth and saying I'm saying something I'm not saying is ridiculous because I have to explain that I didn't say the shit they're thinking I said because nobody knows how to fucking read anything, so I guess THANK GOD THERE'S THIS THREAD FOR ME TO VENT ON.

  • Pre-rage rant: I haven't even written my next thread yet, but I know people are going to rage about it and go "I think you're wrong" because an entire swarm of hornets flew up their peeholes or something. It's not even an argument post, I'm just gonna give my thoughts about an idea, but these faggots get their panties up in a bunch and start slamming their hands on their keyboards in between long periods of not getting laid. Maybe I won't even post it. That's why I haven't yet. Everyone just gets all combative on the internet over everything. It's like I go "Hey there" and they're like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO? NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER, YOU FAGGOT" and bitches need to chill the fuck out.

  • Potheads are fucking stupid. All they care about is pot and puffin' the leaf, and lightin' up, and blazin' it, and 420, and gettin' high every day yo, and tokin' up dat kush, purple, bud, dro, and whatever else the fuck they can come up with. Fuck your weed, idiots. Get a fucking life. You think you've found the magical secret to life, but you're really just trapped in a prison of having to be constantly high.

  • Someday, I'm gonna be gone, and nobody is going to remember me. That's literally what keeps me going. Weird, right? It gives me the motivation to be defiant and want to give myself purpose, so I don't like when people say I'm awesome for doing practically nothing. I don't want to be treated special. I just want to be like everyone else, but I had to be born under weird circumstances and be fucking weird. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANY MORE. HELP I'M CRAZY.

  • Stardom annoys me sometimes. I'm sorry, but it's true! It has a lot to do with me still being mad that he told SNM that I was smurfing that one time. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

  • fuck


In conclusion, fuck off. Let me just shrivel up like a giant peach raisin and die while on fire, while getting run over by steamroller piloted by all the people who hate me, because it'd be so satisfying for them to watch me to die over some squabbles in a video game. In fact, let's all just throw acid at each other because BW FOREIGN SCENE ESPORTS STARCRAFT 2 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS INCONTROL CALLING LIVINPINK A WHINY BITCH SHIT ON A DUCK AND CALL IT A FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Why is everything so goddamn serious all the time? The Joker would carve up your face like a turkey IF HE DIDN'T OVERDOSE ON DRUGS AND DIE.


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It sucks that you seem upset, but this was a really good read for me. I agreed with a lot of your points. However, I can't contribute in any way other than saying thanks for posting.
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 04:10:56
January 19 2014 03:58 GMT
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-Fuck people who are incapable of having a nuanced view of anything. Everything is black or white. Politicians are all corrupt monsters who want to enslave us, Putin is an action flick antagonist, meat is murder, Israel is purely good and Palestine is purely evil or vice versa. Everything has to be simple for you god damn people?

-Fuck my students, they're assholes. I teach in a left-leaning university and a lot of them are marxists, which would be fine with me, but they never miss an opportunity to give their grain of salt. And while some marxist arguments hold water, theirs certainly don't.

-Fuck my students. Seriously... I wish it wasn't unethical. ;(

-Hearthstone is garbage and it's only playable because it feeds off of your innate need to get addicted to some bullshit that makes your brain release dopamine for no valid reason. You lost? Oh it's just bad luck, it's not your fault. You can tell yourself that and you do. You're never wrong, you never feel bad. Top decked shit? Oh man, so proud of yourself now aren't you you little shit. So fucking talented. Dopamine rush. Such a great god damn game now isn't it? [It may seem to you like this rant about hearthstone is not nuanced which would be ironic, but Hearthstone is pure shit and I consider this to be a balanced view].
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 04:08:05
January 19 2014 04:07 GMT
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Girls who attention whore by posting pretentious selfies shitty song lyrics about being brokenhearted or something silly like that. It's like the artist wrote the song just for them and whatever they're going through life.

I hate attention whores in general. Now this is a bit hypocritical since I'm a bit of an attention whore myself, but when I attention whore, I put hard work into it. I don't have a pair of tits and I don't sit on the dick of every guy I meet, so I actually have to do something in order to convince people to look at me. At the very least I'll post a funny picture. Something that made me literally laugh out loud, because I'm not Buzzfeed and I don't use viral marketing to convince mouth-breathers to spend more time on my site because a) I lack the networking to do that and b) I consider myself above that.

But otherwise I'll actually put effort into it. Some random-ass rant with a controversial opinion that actually gets people to consider a third or fourth alternative on any issue. Maybe I'll write an extensive literary criticism of Ylvis's "What Does the Fox Say" (it's a song about how society enslaves you) or Activate (it's a song about the evils of technology and instant gratification). Maybe I'll tell you a funny story about myself. Maybe I'll write a song. Or thirteeen. Maybe I'll even write a self-referential rant wherein I detail some of my accomplishments and work.

But anyway, it's fucking ridiculous looking at your friendly neighborhood cumdumpster posting "look at me gaise im ugly" pics every two hours of her waking life and watching the number of guys with too much blood in their dick and not enough brain offering some sort of consolation while wondering what the chances are that they could bang her. Or watching her compatriots come in her to assure her that she is not in fact ugly, it is all in her imagination, true beauty is on the inside, the next two lines in whatever song the caption references, and that the collective opinions of "haters", as well as the authors of such opinions, are in fact not worth addressing, reading, or interacting with in any manner whatsoever.

Some days I think the only reason I keep them added is to see where they eventually end up. I bear them no ill will, but I'd love it if they stopped clogging my news feed with posts that are shitty in every aspect.



The phrase "you don't understand". Not in a sense like "You don't understand, you shouldn't eat at McDonalds because someone got food poisoning at the restaurant last week and missed work for two days because he couldn't spend two minutes outside of the toilet". That's a well and proper use of the phrase. I mean when it's used to defend an opinion. Like "You don't understand what I've been going through", or "You just don't understand" in response to, say "I don't like watching [insert sport here]". There are many things I don't understand about the world, but there are some that I do, and there are some that I understand very well. Including the things you might be severely misinterpreting in your original statement. The former example is very hypocritical; the latter might have some truth to it, but it's a very vehement and ignorant way to defend your interest.



"Offensive" terms. I'm not advocating for everyone to start swearing like a sailor at the dinner table, but I think the amount of sensitivity at a lot of words needs to be brought down.

First I'd like to say that nobody bats an eye at "piss" anymore, and "tits" isn't a word you'd use in polite conversation but I'd say it's mostly accepted as a non-vulgarity, so George Carlin, wherever he may be, is probably happy about that. Five left.

"Retarded" was originally a politically correct term spawned (rightfully so) to distinguish the retarded from the dumb; the former aren't idiots, they're simply mentally challenged in some way. That's a good call. But because everyone started using it colloquially, it became another taboo word and we ended up with "mentally challeneged". The fact that people get offended and demand more words just shows their inability to think about the future. We just get a list of archaic words that offend people, the same way we now have "Negro" and to some extent "colored".

"Nigger" is obviously the big one. I believe that we should start using this word more and more until it's desensitized. All we're doing it by protecting it like some sacred shitstain on the fabric of the English language is prolonging the dark connotations it has. "Nigga" alleviates this problem quite well. In the four years I've spent in my high school, where you can find someone of virtually every color skin is available in, virtually anyone in the student body who's having a conversation in the hall can use "nigga" as an interjection and nobody else, including the teachers, will bat an eye. I've used it a bunch, although I avoid "nigga" not because I'm afraid of being "offensive" or anything, but simply because in most cases I'll have more colorful and eloquent language to get the point across. If I'm going to berate someone, I might as well do it in style.

But I'm not happy with just "nigga". This should be extended to "nigger" as well. Personally I use it only if I know the people who are listening, or who might be listening (every racist joke begins with a look over the shoulder... or when you get a school with a good amount of every race and you just have what can essentially be called a derogatory circlejerk), and otherwise I don't use it out of respect. If you believe "nigger" is offensive or shouldn't be said, I'm fine with that and won't say it around you. But I'll do everything in my power to change your opinion, one way or another. You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to believe that your opinion is fucking retarded

You know how the second most common symbol of gay, after the rainbow flag, is the pink triangle? That's what homosexuals had to wear in the concentration camps, it marked that they were in there because they were gay. Then the gay community made it their own symbol and changed the negative connotations to positives. If we started doing that with words, less people would be offended because there would be less to be offended about.

And if you believe calling someone "black" is even mildly racist, you should never be allowed to vote.
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Ben...
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada3485 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 04:58:13
January 19 2014 04:56 GMT
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-Fuck my students, they're assholes. I teach in a left-leaning university and a lot of them are marxists, which would be fine with me, but they never miss an opportunity to give their grain of salt. And while some marxist arguments hold water, theirs certainly don't.

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I'm not a professor, and I'm not in the area where the type of subject matter that it sounds like you teach is present, but those type of people even exist in comp sci, where there is not so much room for opinion in some subjects (or so you would think). There's this one asshole who is in 3 of my classes who just has to be as big of a contrarian and know-it-all as possible. It's frustrating because he is cutting into lectures a lot now by arguing with the professors at any opportunity possible. Even worse, he is blatantly wrong roughly half of the time, and the rest of the time his arguments are pointless because the professor either already covered them or they are irrelevant to what we are talking about. I've felt like telling him to shut up a few times but I figured that would be rude, though rudeness isn't exactly something this guy seems to be familiar with.

He stopped arguing with my Assembly class prof though because he got put in his place really hard one day last week. He was questioning how words (chunks of bytes used to store stuff) are organized because he insisted that single bytes could be mixed in the same block of memory as words, which was completely wrong in context to what we were discussing, and the professor told him as much, and dude suddenly stopped being so obnoxious.
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 15:05:17
January 19 2014 05:20 GMT
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On January 19 2014 13:56 Ben... wrote:
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On January 19 2014 12:58 Djzapz wrote:
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-Fuck my students, they're assholes. I teach in a left-leaning university and a lot of them are marxists, which would be fine with me, but they never miss an opportunity to give their grain of salt. And while some marxist arguments hold water, theirs certainly don't.

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I'm not a professor, and I'm not in the area where the type of subject matter that it sounds like you teach is present, but those type of people even exist in comp sci, where there is not so much room for opinion in some subjects (or so you would think). There's this one asshole who is in 3 of my classes who just has to be as big of a contrarian and know-it-all as possible. It's frustrating because he is cutting into lectures a lot now by arguing with the professors at any opportunity possible. Even worse, he is blatantly wrong roughly half of the time, and the rest of the time his arguments are pointless because the professor either already covered them or they are irrelevant to what we are talking about. I've felt like telling him to shut up a few times but I figured that would be rude, though rudeness isn't exactly something this guy seems to be familiar with.

He stopped arguing with my Assembly class prof though because he got put in his place really hard one day last week. He was questioning how words (chunks of bytes used to store stuff) are organized because he insisted that single bytes could be mixed in the same block of memory as words, which was completely wrong in context to what we were discussing, and the professor told him as much, and dude suddenly stopped being so obnoxious.

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I don't doubt it. One of my acquaintances is in computer science and he's very confident and I have no idea why. He's not particularly good at anything, he's semi competent at comp sci from my understanding, but he's so cocky all the time with his $3200 macbook pro. Guy is constantly talking about how great mac is and how awful windows is. A few years back, we were chatting in the bus back home and he told me about how he basically built the class with the teacher informally.

At first I thought he collaborated with the teacher as some kind of intern or the teacher asked him to help with stuff. But no. He just constantly challenging the teacher and brings his own material, ready to talk to the class about the day's topic. "The teacher isn't that great, so I help her", he said...

Fuck's sake. I'm glad I haven't dealt with quite that level of douchebaggery
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BAHRAM
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada34 Posts
January 19 2014 09:07 GMT
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Fucking hell my friends are pathetic. Ok... maybe pathetic is a bit harsh, but half of them have the maturity of a high schooler. They're all 21 but maybe only 2 have actually been with a girl so whenever one of them introduces a girl to the "group" they all swarm around her like the biggest tryhards. Problem is though, they are absolutely clueless when it comes to social cues, interactions, etc. Naturally the girls love this attention so they stick around for a bit and get free food/lifts/shit in general until they get bored of constantly answering "Hey im bored what r u up to xD" texts. Seriously. It's that bad. Each of them thinks they're casanovas simply because one of these girls TALKS to them. If one of these girls asked a guy to hold his breath till he died he would. They spoil these bitches like crazzzzzzy and devote all their time to them and yet they can't even ask them out. They wait 6 months and finally ask me "Hey *BAHRAM*, do you think she likes me? Should I ask her out?". Even after I tell them that waiting more than 2 weeks is friendzone101, they still don't fucking get it and get rejected each and every time after wasting months of their lives. So a few of us who actually know how to talk to women (and human beings in general) have resorted to hiding girls from the group. It's just so sad.

Continuing with the theme of women; I'm stuck in computer science. I love this shit and I have a pretty crazy contact in that field so I have a lot to look forward to (yay ego)... BUT everyday I'm reminded that comp sci is a massive sausage fest. 3 chicks in the entire program. All. Butt. Ugly. The only way I've hooked up with chicks is through general classes which is hard to do when you have some of these classes where you go in, sit down, get out and skip half the time. Meanwhile one of my dork friends is in a program where he's THE ONLY FUCKING GUY IN THE ENTIRE PROGRAM. Seriously, no fucking joke. And guess what. He's only talked to the girl that's told him "I only like you as a friend" and doesn't realize that sitting with her and joking with her 24/7 in class makes it look like they're going out to everyone else. He actually said one day "I don't understand, all these girls were talking with me and now all of a sudden they avoid me". UHHH HELLO?? They don't want to flirt with you if it looks like you're going out with another girl... Another one of my beloved friends is in an art program where it's pretty much the exact same thing.

I've noticed that people with "normal families" are the most fucked up mentally. Either being obnoxious morons or anti-social retards. On the other hand every guy (and girl) that I've met with pretty messed up families have been the chillest awesome people. Maybe I'm just projecting. I know that when I was younger and I had the stereotypical north american family I was an idiot. Just an absolute dumbass. Then shit hit the fan and I had to mature real fucking quick. Maybe that's why these people are chill. Eh, who knows...

Back to women now... yeah you thought I was done... fuck dat. I'm at a loss when it comes to picking up women on public transportation. As douchey as it sounds (sorry :/), I catch at least 2 girls playing the "eye game" with me on the bus/metro every fucking day. I don't even think i'm particularly attractive but... fuck maybe I am? It feels good to think that so I will. Anyway, if anyone has bothered to read up until the point and actually know how to react in those situations hit me up cuz i'm at a loss. I'm 99.9% sure that me going up and chatting these girls up would end with a number but at the same time it seems so goddamn awkward with everyone sitting there quiet, listening to everyone else breathe. So that's my life at this point... Stare back at some lovely ladies on my ride to school and then qq when I get there and realize I have 20 guys to keep me company for the rest of the day.

Oh.. and fuck pot heads. I know too many and they're all the same. Smoke weed erryday brah. Work? Nah rather rip this bong. School? Whatever I'll go into social science where I do fuckall all day and still pass. Borderline bums these guys. I know one guy that was in health and was smart as fuck. He was studying to become a doctor till he started smoking weed. First it was a joint here and there at school. About 1-2 months later it became a weekly thing which escalated to being a daily ritual which finally became "Haaaaa I brought these 5 cannons to school... gonna get soooooo high". Towards the end he was planning his entire day around when and how he would smoke his weed. Full blown addict. And if you talked to him about it he'd say we didn't know what we were talking about "you don't get addicted to weed". Kid's hands were shaking when he hadn't smoked in 3 days. He dropped out of health and went into social and started hitting up raves on a weekly basis. Very... "sketchy" raves which the doormen would greet on a first name basis cause he went there so much. And then he started taking speed here and there and then X, and then wow speed makes me... speedy! Exam? Speed. Feel tired after taking speed? More speed. Rave coming up? Even more. Pills, weed, mollies, x, speed, you name it. It got crazy. Last time I talked to him he was excited to try coke and nonchalantly told me he had dropped out of college; the coke seemed like a bigger deal to him. A guy that I had known since elementary, a SMART guy, turned into a drug zombie in a matter of 1.5 years.

And while I'm here... Our society is so fucking hellbent avoiding being racist that we've turned against ourselves. Some *african american* woman was walking in the middle of the sidewalk blocking everyone and making traffic during the morning's busiest hour with her head down COMPLETELY oblivious to everyone going around her. This was like the tenth morning in a row where this happened (all different black people). Finally me and a guy I know finally walk around her and I tell him "How can all these *african americans* be so goddamn slow all the time" and some white kid beside me shat his pants and went on a rant about how I was the problem with society. Really? I can't point out facts? I can't say that african americans as a whole are detrimental to society because holy shit that's racist that can't be true... can it? And yet behind closed doors EVERYONE says and complains about the same things. Ghetto's, welfare checks, retarded ass english that might be acceptable if we were in the 1890's, hypocrisy, lying, stealing, list goes on. Yes, I admire and respect african americans who have accomplished great things but if you remember from high school: If one person can't stop talking, the whole class is kept behind. That's what we humans do. We generalize shit, make broad assumptions based on past events. A lot of the hatred towards black folks come from very real events, is that racist? Maybe it is. I don't give a fuck, I know for a fact society would be improved without their presence. I'm sure that made someone cringe, good, if it did we don't need you either. Black comedians make fun of people like you; they joke about how scared we are of even saying black in front of them. The white race is the only race that will hunt down it's own members for harassing another group. Yet no one realizes this and people want to keep playing the politically correct card. Well fuckheads look at your beloved cities which used to be symbols of prosperity and have now become dangerous cesspools of crime and violence filled with gangs. But... hey... we enslaved them right? Right. You never fucking hear the end of it. They made a month to remember how atrocious (rofl) their conditions were... wait... were they so atrocious? And wait a minute... If they were so bad why did they go and enslave their OWN indigenous people back in africa when they got their freedom? Where's the month for that? And while we're here... where's the month to remember all the races that have been enslaved at one point in their history? Why is it reserved for blacks? Strange really, white people don't get any of that... yet we're equals... uhhh right?
Mea Culpa!
Nilrem
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3684 Posts
January 19 2014 10:06 GMT
#2674
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I do hate when little things bother me but it seems like something that has been occurring more often. Earlier today, I was on skype with a 'friend' whom I have spoken with on a near daily basis for about two years. Ask anyone that has heard us together, they all say we sound like a married couple. I had to go afk briefly to cleanup my dishes and when I returned, she was gone. No message saying she had to go, no comment, nothing. I was like, this was a bit odd. A bit later I jokingly text'd her phone poking fun at her vanishing and expecting a text back at some point... it never came. Well, 1am comes around and I am playing DayZ and she appears back online. I asked her what happened and she said nothing followed by demanding I play PoE which I am fine with but whatever. I told her someone that vanishes does not have the privilage of demanding (jokingly) and so she types, *vanishes*.

Before I continue, I should explain something. In my past, I have had bad experiences with former friends where they through some misunderstanding or whatnot just close of all forms of communication. They essentially, "vanish" due to petty things or whatnot. My friend and I have had an argument in the past where she did the very thing; she got annoyed and vanished until later. I hate when people do that because it reminds me of some bad times in the past and she knows that. So when she did again this evening, I got real annoyed. I messaged her and she typed, *vanishes again* but I told her how much that shit bothers me and she knows it. Apparently she "forgot" and did it just because I can be stubborn even though there was no problem. In other words, she did one of the very few things that I really hate and it was for no real reason... the discussion followed by bringing up her vanishing and then she said it... she said... we are close friends... but not that close since apparently expecting someone to say they have to go means you have to be in a relationship of some sort.

Sorry but when I am with friends on teamspeak, Sc, DotA, etc. friends, I still say if I am heading out or not. You do not have to be very close to think, maybe I should tell them I am heading out just because well you know, it is courteous. If an emergency sure, that make sense. She made it out as if I was needing to know her every move, where she was going, etc. but I did not care. Just thought a simple, "I'm heading out" would have been fine but gotta be married to expect that. So in a weird way, I ended up being shut down as to what felt like being friendzoned. So after stupid little things I am annoyed and now wanting to murder some random folks in DayZ... So those that die at my hands, sorry, but your deaths are needed.
Meepo Haters gonna Hate. https://twitter.com/KazeNilrem (@KazeNilrem)
wozzot
Profile Joined July 2012
United States1227 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 13:02:18
January 19 2014 13:02 GMT
#2675
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Spent about three hours debugging a knight's tour program that took less than an hour to write. The whole time, it turned out I forgot to check for negative array indices. Just added TWO FUCKING LINES and the whole thing suddenly works.

Goddamn, programming makes me feel like a retard sometimes. Makes me want to drill holes through my skull
(ノ´∀`*)ノ ♪ ♫ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ♪ ♫ (✌゚∀゚)☞ ♪ ♫ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ♫ ♫ (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ彡 ┻━┻
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 19 2014 14:56 GMT
#2676
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What's with people who whistle? Shut up asshole. We all have to hear your bullshit.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Persh
Profile Joined February 2012
Estonia108 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 17:01:33
January 19 2014 17:01 GMT
#2677
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I fucking hate the literature teacher who forced us to read a really lengthy book in under a week. So I read it, while not having absolutely any free time the entire week. I was one of the few who actually read the book (of about 60) and guess what - I got the worst grade, while like half of the people who read just the summary, got the best grade.
The teacher asked some really fucking unimportant details, which I couldn't answer to, since I've never been good at remembering tiny insignificant details. In addition, in the test we had to discuss questions, and later she "corrected" my test with some totally unrelated questions, which I was supposed to answer to in my discussion , which she thinks made sense, yet trying to discuss whether they made sense or not is like talking to a wall. The best part is that I had even previously answered several of those (in other questions). Then, she proceeded to give me a lecture of how I didn't understand the book and how I probably hadn't even finished it (but obviously I can't prove shit to her because of the reasons above)

I must however say that now I value the teachers, who actually know what they want from a student and try to be a teacher, not an obstacle, a lot more. Luckily, all but the one, who I described, of my teachers are the latter.

TL;DR: some teachers are dicks
Ctesias
Profile Joined December 2012
4595 Posts
January 19 2014 17:22 GMT
#2678
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Fuck not being attractive on the "market", despite having a master's degree. Fuck everything for shitting on my social sciences degree. Fuck my social science degree. Fuck still having to apply for non-paid internships to get experience, but not get accepted because of lack of experience. This shit is so depressing and frustrating.
Flash | Mvp
Tresher
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany404 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 23:38:19
January 19 2014 20:17 GMT
#2679
Rant about SCII and the community. Enjoy:
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People on ladder are... confusing to sound less insulting. I was asking a guy after a game why he goes only stimmed bio and rans them into tanks. He responded with : "report" . For what kicking your ass? Dafuq??? Its not my fault when you force a base race and die horribly in the process. You attacked a base that you never scouted so I must assume you maphack. Sometimes people are too sensitive. I really wish Blizz would would wake up and nerf bio heavy , its way to easy and a lot of people would lose way more games.
Also fuck the guys that unpause when you say "pp?" after a few seconds, assuming you went to the bathroom(I didnt btw was still sitting in front of my monitor.) . What do you get from it?. Learn some strategies and tactics if you are so bad that you have to rely on such situations and dont allin. Im glad I beat that guy after his horrible attack. Im a calm person but crap like this makes me upset too. " Dude I dont have time for pause" Yeah thats why you waited a few secs ,then unpaused and then allined you douche , to get freewins to push your ego right? Man kids on the Internet, when I think of them this always comes to my mind:


Fuck Protoss too. Im leaving every game against that stupid race that is designed for spoiled children until blizz fixes this shit.
Extreme Force
Air.SWP
Profile Joined May 2010
United States112 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-19 22:21:57
January 19 2014 22:21 GMT
#2680
On January 19 2014 19:06 Nilrem wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I do hate when little things bother me but it seems like something that has been occurring more often. Earlier today, I was on skype with a 'friend' whom I have spoken with on a near daily basis for about two years. Ask anyone that has heard us together, they all say we sound like a married couple. I had to go afk briefly to cleanup my dishes and when I returned, she was gone. No message saying she had to go, no comment, nothing. I was like, this was a bit odd. A bit later I jokingly text'd her phone poking fun at her vanishing and expecting a text back at some point... it never came. Well, 1am comes around and I am playing DayZ and she appears back online. I asked her what happened and she said nothing followed by demanding I play PoE which I am fine with but whatever. I told her someone that vanishes does not have the privilage of demanding (jokingly) and so she types, *vanishes*.

Before I continue, I should explain something. In my past, I have had bad experiences with former friends where they through some misunderstanding or whatnot just close of all forms of communication. They essentially, "vanish" due to petty things or whatnot. My friend and I have had an argument in the past where she did the very thing; she got annoyed and vanished until later. I hate when people do that because it reminds me of some bad times in the past and she knows that. So when she did again this evening, I got real annoyed. I messaged her and she typed, *vanishes again* but I told her how much that shit bothers me and she knows it. Apparently she "forgot" and did it just because I can be stubborn even though there was no problem. In other words, she did one of the very few things that I really hate and it was for no real reason... the discussion followed by bringing up her vanishing and then she said it... she said... we are close friends... but not that close since apparently expecting someone to say they have to go means you have to be in a relationship of some sort.

Sorry but when I am with friends on teamspeak, Sc, DotA, etc. friends, I still say if I am heading out or not. You do not have to be very close to think, maybe I should tell them I am heading out just because well you know, it is courteous. If an emergency sure, that make sense. She made it out as if I was needing to know her every move, where she was going, etc. but I did not care. Just thought a simple, "I'm heading out" would have been fine but gotta be married to expect that. So in a weird way, I ended up being shut down as to what felt like being friendzoned. So after stupid little things I am annoyed and now wanting to murder some random folks in DayZ... So those that die at my hands, sorry, but your deaths are needed.


+ Show Spoiler +
You sound pretty beta and ultimately need to stop taking someones personality flaws so personally. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal.
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