Thank god 2013 is over. That year was total crap.
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TheSwedishFan
Sweden608 Posts
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Jer99
Canada8157 Posts
On January 01 2014 17:06 TheSwedishFan wrote: + Show Spoiler + Thank god 2013 is over. That year was total crap. no kidding | ||
Fumanchu
Canada669 Posts
People who don't read the OP and then post, and people who quote a long ass OP without spoilering it. Seriously, go fuck yourselves. | ||
Epishade
United States2267 Posts
I got a nosebleed from shitting in the toilet too hard. I grabbed some nearby paper towels to wipe my nose with and went to throw them away in the living room trash can. On my way there I took the paper towel away from my nose and looked to see how much blood I lost and accidentally bled on the carpet! I got some wet paper towels and I bent down to clean up but accidentally bled some more on the carpet damnit. Now there's two not-as-white-as-the-surrounding-carpet patches. | ||
goody153
44019 Posts
FUCK MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR THAT EVERYONE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD HATES. Ok i'll be more specific to why i fucking hate him. FUCK ALL IRRATIONAL DUMBASSES who's mentally is apparently stuck during the feudal age where they think that acting tough and asking EVERYONE you into a fistfight and thinking it is fun and ok. Really even those people who are doing anything to them and just minding their own business ? Really . Even i was not the one beaten up i really want to beat the crap out of that person. NO SCRATCH THAT I'LL JUST FUCKING BRING A REALLY HUGE SHINED KNIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN I GO OUT AND ONCE HE TRIES TO BEAT ME UP LIKE HE DOES EVERY TIME HE SEES SOMEONE HES DRUNK ILL JUST STAB HIM TO DEATH AND IT WOULD BE FINE SINCE IT WOULD BE ACCOUNTED TO SELF DEFENSE. AND TO MAKE IT EVEN SAFER FOR ME TO KILL AND I DONT SCREW UP I'LL ALSO CARRY A PEPPER SPRAY WITH AND FUCK HIM UP WITH A KNIFE. And why am i this angry. He did this to some of our neighbors multiple times and still gets away with it. As to why BECAUSE HE HAS A BROTHER WHO IS A POLICE. All of his former friends no longer considers him a friend. Even those who grew with him in the same neighborhood. I wish i was like in the US where you can kill someone out of self defense. And the worst part is knowing that THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT IN OUR COUNTRY IS ACTUALLY USELESS AND THE POLICE IN OUR COUNTRY ACTUALLY TOLERATES THIS STUFF BECAUSE MOST OF THEM GRADUATED WITH THE SAME PAST BEFORE. NEXT TIME THAT GUY TRIES TO BEAT UP ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS HERE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. LETS SEE HOW HE LIKES A REALLY SHARPENED BOLO OR A SWORD THAT IS IN OUR HOUSE. Dont worry guys not gonna do anything stupid. I'm just gonna report the fucker to the police the moment he goes wild. And if he tries to beat up someone. Everyone in our neighborhood hates him even his own brother. Will just gang up and beat the crap out of him. | ||
DarkPlasmaBall
United States43570 Posts
On January 01 2014 16:51 Zealotdriver wrote: What the fuck all these spoiler tags? Just post it. + Show Spoiler + ...And then you read the OP + Show Spoiler + I don't really have anything to whine about at the moment, but I hope that things get better in 2014 for everyone who had a shitty 2013 ♥ | ||
ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
HOW CAN I BE SICK AGAIN?? GODDAMN IT BODY, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Fuck, last night sucked dick. My stomach hurt so fucking bad that even if I lay perfectly still, it felt like I was being repeatedly jabbed with a knife in my gut. Then I felt like I was going to throw up, so I started hyperventilating and broke out in the most insane cold sweat I've ever experienced. I was absolutely covered in sweat and was freezing, and I just wanted to sleep so bad, but my stomach just hurt like a motherfucker. I considered going to the ER at one point, but I figured they'd ask "Did you cough up blood? No? Is there blood in your stool? No? Then get the fuck out of my office, Jesus." Eventually God had mercy on me and I fell asleep from sheer exhaustion and when I woke up, my stomach still hurt pretty bad, but not like last night. Definitely one of the worst experiences in a long time. | ||
Najda
United States3765 Posts
On January 01 2014 14:32 Meepman wrote: + Show Spoiler + I'm so fucking sick of this place I just want to be somewhere else with somebody else. The farther from this shithole the better. + Show Spoiler + 2nded. There's nothing for me here. I want to meet new people but everyone here leaves after graduating highschool or moves here to retire or raise a family. | ||
aZealot
New Zealand5447 Posts
FUCK! Another goddamn balance patch. Can't they leave the fucking game alone for just a few months without tinkering with the damn thing over and over and over again. And what the fuck is it that Blizzard thinks they want something "cool" in the goddamn game. They don't get to decide that. The players do. But, oh wait. we are too busy moaning like a bunch of little bitches about every damn thing in the game. Just what the fuck is it with all this retarded fucking whine from every fucking moron at his keyboard who thinks he knows just what it is that will "fix" the game. No, YOU FUCKING DON"T. No-one fucking does. Just shut the fuck up and play the fucking game already or don't. But, no. Just endless fucking tears from a bunch of gibbering morons. The game will be a fucking piece of festering shit in a train wreck by the time all this is done. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT | ||
Advantageous
China1350 Posts
FUCK NOOBS ON FUCKING HEARTHSTONE TAHT GETS FUCKING LUCKY SHIT. OH U HAVE FUCKING SPELL CASTS THROUGHOUT UR DECK?! OH YOU CAN KILL EVERYTHING I SUMMON? FUCK YOU, YOU LUCKY PIECE OF SHIT LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME RIGHT FAGGOTS | ||
ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
Hey, my name is Hyun, and I'm a progamer, but I need 23,000 dollars, or I might have to retire. Now, I'm not asking for this money, I'm just putting this out there. Definitely not putting anyone through a guilt-trip and threatening to retire to get any donations, which you can send to me at HyunnyMoney@paypal.com. Please don't feel obligated to give, my children, just know that you are God's precious child, and those who invest in the Lord get back what they give ten-fold in blessings, amen. | ||
Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
On January 04 2014 12:53 ninazerg wrote: + Show Spoiler + Hey, my name is Hyun, and I'm a progamer, but I need 23,000 dollars, or I might have to retire. Now, I'm not asking for this money, I'm just putting this out there. Definitely not putting anyone through a guilt-trip and threatening to retire to get any donations, which you can send to me at HyunnyMoney@paypal.com. Please don't feel obligated to give, my children, just know that you are God's precious child, and those who invest in the Lord get back what they give ten-fold in blessings, amen. + Show Spoiler + LOL | ||
MtlGuitarist97
United States1539 Posts
Just seems like no matter what decision I had made a few years ago, I'd still be stuck in a shitty position and unhappy. When I was in 8th grade, I had the choice to go to private school. No one directly forced me or told me that I had to go, but at the time my dad and his side of the family really, really wanted me to go and it seemed like a semi-attractive option. I basically took the entrance exam as a joke though, because I really had no intentions of going even if I got in. Lo and behold, I end up getting in and I visit the school. I thought that it looked a lot different than the school I was in now, and I was up for a change of scenery. Fast forward to my freshman year, and I enjoyed it a lot. I didn't do that much social stuff because I was still getting adjusted to the school, but I enjoyed every single class I took except Geometry (and to a lesser degree, earth science) and had made a lot of friends that I never would've met in my old school. I started drifting away from my other friends, even though we still kept in contact from time to time. My next year I absolutely fucking hated school. I had almost no classes I enjoyed, don't get any free periods, am not allowed to do anything during lunch other than eat and go take a shit if I so please (and even then the teachers give you dirty looks if you ask to go to the bathroom) and I had asshole teachers. Not asshole teachers that were just bad teachers, teachers that would turn on the AC in the winter to help "keep us paying attention." It didn't matter to them that we weren't allowed to wear anything warmer than a dress shirt, blazer, and slacks. Nope, watching our asses freeze in the back of the class was pretty funny to them. Now I'm in my junior year and I still fucking hate my school. I'm past the bulk of it, but I just now realized how badly this impacted what I want to do. My friends in public school can basically do whatever the hell they want and still have tons of free time. Their work is not only easier, but their teachers are way more forgiving. Even if they get shitty guidance counselors, their counselors aren't their teachers and actually have real qualification to be telling you what colleges you should be looking at. My fucking guidance counselor is a religion teacher who basically straight up told me that with my average he has no idea what colleges I can get into. Yay. I also forgot to mention, but I go to an all guys school. My best friend in public school has such an easier time meeting girls and has so much more time to go to parties and drink or do whatever the hell he wants. Not that I would necessarily want to do that all the time, but the decision has basically been made for me so I don't have the choice. That being said, if I had stayed I would've been in just as shitty of a position. I had to move midway through my freshman year because my house had tons of toxic mold in it that caused me to get migraines and have awful allergies that I thought were just seasonal allergies. My mom was also unemployed for a large amount of time before I got into highschool, so she accumulated a large amount of debt. Because of this, we had to move in with her douchebag boyfriend and his son. They're basically the two worst people I have ever met, but that's a different story. Guess it's not really worth considering any of this though, because regardless I can't change my position. Just sucks so fucking hard to know that I am damned if I do, damned if I don't in this case. There's no way for me to know what would've happened, but right now I feel like I just get retarded, useless work that contributes nothing to my education and is basically busy work. And it's not even like it helps me get into a better college. My school is so much harder than public school yet if I had stayed in public school I'd have graduated with a much higher unweighted GPA and would've had no trouble getting into the schools I want to go to. At least now I've gained some valuable insight into what I like/dislike. /rant | ||
tar
Germany991 Posts
Seriously, I am so fed up with the Terrans atm: you say gg hf, they say go die in hell. you win, they call you a fucking no skill noob. I used to laugh at ppl who needed to insult ppl against they lost. It was actually amusing and even a bit understandable. however, if this happens in the majority of your games it starts to be really annoying. And the insulting isn't limited to their losses, nooooo, if they win it gets even worse. I want to scream at them: God damn it, you flew in 2 drops with 7 med vacs and right clicked 2 out of 3 nexi and actually killing both at the expense of your entire army without even touching my army. Guess what, my counter attack with 4 colossus won't be stoped by 1 viking and 2 medvacs...but toss imba, that must be it. Hell, you just double widow mine droped me and killed half of my workers. You see i have colossus tech up. I walk across the map with 2 colossus and you have 4 CCs and 0 vikings?! Oh well, toss op. I should just go fucking kill myself... I usually just type GG in the chat. in vain most of time though, since they just ignore you after they wished cancer upon those you love. I guess I should just disable the ingame chat for good. Buuut then I would have to blacklist TL as well since nowadys it is only protoss bashing. everything with this game is the fault of toss. literally, every. single.fucking.thing. TvZ issues? IT'S TOSS, without Toss we could just patch TvZ without them saying: but wait what's with the other MUs (you know those involding at least 1 P). Players retiring? because toss op. Decline in viewers, boring toss games. You know what: go fuck yourself! | ||
ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
FUCKING FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT, GO EAT A GIGANTIC PILE OF RHINO SHIT AND GET AIDS AND DIE IN A HOLE YOU FUCKFACE. LET ME TELL YOU THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NAZIS, FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS. NAZISM: THIS IS A SYSTEM OF FUCKING ANUS DIPPINGS INSTITUTIONALIZED INTO ONE GIANT LOAD OF FUCK. IT IS BASED ON THE IDEA THAT THE GREEDY JEW IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE THROUGH A VERY LONG STRAW BY WHICH THEY 'DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE'. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS TOTAL FUCKIN BS TODAY BECAUSE IF SHIT WAS MADE OF FUCK, THEN THERE WOULD BE A TEMPORAL PARADOX THAT WOULD CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO EXPLODE ALL OVER YOUR MOM'S FACE. THE NAZI PARTY WAS FOUNDED IN AROUND 1998 BY LUDWIG VON WEINERSCHNITZEL, WHO WAS AN EXTREMIST RIGHT-WING PERSON WHO WAS LIKE "HEY GUYS, I BELIEVE IN SMALL GOVERNMENT, WHICH IS WHY I'M EMBRACING... SOCIALISMMMMM?" AND EVERYONE'S MIND WAS FUCKING BLOWN. LATER, WHEN THE HITLER YOUTH TOOK OVER GERMANY IN 1979, THEY DID NATIONALIZE INDUSTRIES AND SHIT THAT BELONGED TO THE JOOZ SO I GUESS THAT TOTALLY MAKES THEM COMMIE PINKOS FASCISM: THIS IS A SEX POSITION USED BY ANIMALS WHEN THEY ENGAGE IN A FINAL KAMIKAZE VERSION OF SEX WHERE THEIR DYING WISH IS TO GET THEIR SEMEN INTO SOME YOUNG DOE AND IT RELIES HEAVILY ON PROPER BREATHING TECHNIQUES AND A WORKING UNDERSTANDING OF QUANTUM MECHANICS OR SOME SHIT BUT WHO EVEN KNOWS. FASCISM WAS INVENTED BY A JEWISH CONSPIRACY TO SUPPRESS THEMSELVES AS A POPULATION SO THAT THEY COULD... WAIT WHAT COMMUNISM: AKA MARXISM, SOCIALISM, OBAMAISM, AND MANY OTHER FUCKING NAMES, MANY OF WHICH I CANNOT REPEAT ON TELEVISION. THIS IS A SYSTEM OF PURE UTOPIAN RULE WHERE EVERYONE GETS EVERYTHING THEY WANT AND EVERYONE LIVES FOREVER. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NATIONAL SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IS THAT THEY BOTH CLAIMED A RARE DILDO COLLECTION THAT WAS FOUND IN THE MOUNTAINS OF BAVARIA BY THE FAMOUS EXPLORER, PAUL VON HINDENBURG, WHO IRONICALLY DIED IN A BLIMP EXPLOSION BECAUSE INSTEAD OF FILLING THE BLIMP WITH HELIUM, THEY FILLED IT WITH URANIUM-238. I HOPE U ENJOYED TODAY'S HISTORY LESSON BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER AND YOU WILL POOP BETTER AND MORE REGULARLY AND ALSO ENGAGE IN MORE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH ATTRACTIVE MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, EVEN IF YOU ARE GAY AS FUCK, LIKE HITLER WAS. | ||
Thalandros
Netherlands1151 Posts
Fucking hell. I told myself I'd play a shitton these holidays. Played about 50, maybe 70 games in total. I keep getting demotivated because of FUCKING ZvP. It makes ite ven more aggrivating that 99% of them are retarded little pieces of shit who don't grasp the concept of non-a-move. Not like they need to however, because protoss units don't die. Regardless, I was nearing masters 2 weeks ago (Since the league changes) and now for some reason it placed me in FUCKING PLATINUM after 2-3 losses. Nice way to motivate me, blizzard. The ladder system isn't flawed at all. /s. Now I've got way too much fun still to do like Just Cause 2, DayZ, Dota 2, watch Sons of Anarchy, play a butload of StarCraft II (Which i wont end up doing during school because i dont even know anymore) I won't EVER be fucking able to motivate myself to do anything that I really want. I'm fucking powerless against myself. UGH. I guess family's here so I'm going to have a meal with my grandmother. It feels like a waste of time, but I think I should enjoy it for once. Good evening, TL. FUCK. | ||
urboss
Austria1223 Posts
Hating it when I'm losing to a lower rated player in chess and then find out that the bitch made 25 houdini moves in a row. | ||
FakePseudo
Belgium716 Posts
On January 05 2014 01:25 ninazerg wrote: + Show Spoiler + FUCKING FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT, GO EAT A GIGANTIC PILE OF RHINO SHIT AND GET AIDS AND DIE IN A HOLE YOU FUCKFACE. LET ME TELL YOU THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NAZIS, FASCISTS AND COMMUNISTS. NAZISM: THIS IS A SYSTEM OF FUCKING ANUS DIPPINGS INSTITUTIONALIZED INTO ONE GIANT LOAD OF FUCK. IT IS BASED ON THE IDEA THAT THE GREEDY JEW IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE THROUGH A VERY LONG STRAW BY WHICH THEY 'DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE'. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS TOTAL FUCKIN BS TODAY BECAUSE IF SHIT WAS MADE OF FUCK, THEN THERE WOULD BE A TEMPORAL PARADOX THAT WOULD CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO EXPLODE ALL OVER YOUR MOM'S FACE. THE NAZI PARTY WAS FOUNDED IN AROUND 1998 BY LUDWIG VON WEINERSCHNITZEL, WHO WAS AN EXTREMIST RIGHT-WING PERSON WHO WAS LIKE "HEY GUYS, I BELIEVE IN SMALL GOVERNMENT, WHICH IS WHY I'M EMBRACING... SOCIALISMMMMM?" AND EVERYONE'S MIND WAS FUCKING BLOWN. LATER, WHEN THE HITLER YOUTH TOOK OVER GERMANY IN 1979, THEY DID NATIONALIZE INDUSTRIES AND SHIT THAT BELONGED TO THE JOOZ SO I GUESS THAT TOTALLY MAKES THEM COMMIE PINKOS FASCISM: THIS IS A SEX POSITION USED BY ANIMALS WHEN THEY ENGAGE IN A FINAL KAMIKAZE VERSION OF SEX WHERE THEIR DYING WISH IS TO GET THEIR SEMEN INTO SOME YOUNG DOE AND IT RELIES HEAVILY ON PROPER BREATHING TECHNIQUES AND A WORKING UNDERSTANDING OF QUANTUM MECHANICS OR SOME SHIT BUT WHO EVEN KNOWS. FASCISM WAS INVENTED BY A JEWISH CONSPIRACY TO SUPPRESS THEMSELVES AS A POPULATION SO THAT THEY COULD... WAIT WHAT COMMUNISM: AKA MARXISM, SOCIALISM, OBAMAISM, AND MANY OTHER FUCKING NAMES, MANY OF WHICH I CANNOT REPEAT ON TELEVISION. THIS IS A SYSTEM OF PURE UTOPIAN RULE WHERE EVERYONE GETS EVERYTHING THEY WANT AND EVERYONE LIVES FOREVER. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NATIONAL SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IS THAT THEY BOTH CLAIMED A RARE DILDO COLLECTION THAT WAS FOUND IN THE MOUNTAINS OF BAVARIA BY THE FAMOUS EXPLORER, PAUL VON HINDENBURG, WHO IRONICALLY DIED IN A BLIMP EXPLOSION BECAUSE INSTEAD OF FILLING THE BLIMP WITH HELIUM, THEY FILLED IT WITH URANIUM-238. I HOPE U ENJOYED TODAY'S HISTORY LESSON BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER AND YOU WILL POOP BETTER AND MORE REGULARLY AND ALSO ENGAGE IN MORE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH ATTRACTIVE MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, EVEN IF YOU ARE GAY AS FUCK, LIKE HITLER WAS. Wow, now I'd like to know the explaination behind this lol | ||
Incze
Romania2058 Posts
I fell in love with my best friend + Show Spoiler + She doesn't feel the same way. + Show Spoiler + FUCK | ||
NbSky
Canada1023 Posts
On January 05 2014 02:29 Incze wrote: + Show Spoiler + I fell in love with my best friend + Show Spoiler + She doesn't feel the same way. + Show Spoiler + FUCK + Show Spoiler + GG no re + Show Spoiler + you'll learn that friendships > relationships, theres no going back + Show Spoiler + if relationship dont work, bye bye best friend + Show Spoiler + plenty of fish in the sea | ||
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