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Hello diplomatic officer Auralex,

My name is Caelum Terra and I am the diplomatic officer for The Hatchery. As you might have noticed, we recently launched a war dec against your corp. Now you may either tell yourself that we are crazy because you guys fly big ships like battleshipz, but let me tell you a little story.

So here at The Hatchery, we come from a community based around the games Startcraft Brood War and Starcraft 2. Recently there was this huge tournament in Korea called GSL 2. One of the biggest upset of this tournament was a guy called Foxer, well actually his name his Boxer, but Boxer is the ID of one of the greatest SCBW player, so people call him fake boxer, thus the foxer. Well, Foxer was a rather unknown player, and he basically just rolled all the top players using only marines. Marines are small units that cost nearly nothing to produce, but that you can easily mass up on. He would take his fucking marines and kill super expensive units with them, hell he would even kill fuckign CARRIERS. Foxer was so good with using his fucking marines that he went all the way to the finals of GSL 2 (he lost, blablabla, dont give me that bullshit everyone knows here youre not on the same level as ZERGBONG). So yeah, as I was saying, well he is one of the best player and the only thing he does is use those small replacable units. Starting to catch where Im going towards ?????. Bring all the damn Battleships that you want, in the end we will still murder every single of them using cheap frigates that are easily replacable.

With that said, youre now probably going to ask me something retarded like ''Yeah but Caelum, I really dont want to lose to you because if you look at our srs bsns website we have all these plans for 3 months and 6 months and longer and all and you see were super srs bsns''. Well THATS PERFECT, I was just writing to you in order to give you a chance to get out of this without looking like a total fool.

So you see, we really really like marines, but marines need some support, siege tanks are usually the best support for marines. Siege tanks are super strong units that have the SIEGE ability. With that said, your first option in order for you to dodge that war and make us retract it is to give us the following.

- 1 dreadnaught of your choice (SIEGE TANK)
- 197 rifters (THE MARINEZ)

(Now you are probably going to ask me some dumb question like ''why 197 rifters'', well, obviously because siege tanks take 3 supplies and marines take 1 and the max is 200 food)

Now, you also have the option of not making a million marines with terran, but to macro up instead. So your second option is to land your command center on a high yield and to drop some mules, mules are basically overpowered units at making money, your second option is to give us :

- 1 golem
- 1 vargur

Now, you might just tell me ''bwe terrans are gay'', well obviously, everyone knows that, so I also give you the option of choosing zerg and to make a ton of drones and macro up.

-6 maelstrom
-10 drakes
-4 raven

(Yes, I know thats not 200 food, but who would be dumb enough to make 200 drones, come on)

No need to thank me for such a nice proposition, just pick one and give me the ships and everyone will be happy.

Have a nice day sir.

Caelum Terra
Terran player
The Hatchery