Just had the worst matchmaking experience so far.
4 austrian guys and me vs a full team
My team terrible, constantly talk, don't notice ct's defusing despite being away 5feet from the bomb.
It's 10-1 for the other team. I'm first on my team by far, then they just votekick me without saying anything.
Fuck this game

Stancel

Singapore15360 Posts

February 01 2015 02:43 GMT

#42

If smurfs are sick of hackers at SMFC or whatever, why don't they fuck off to ESEA instead of ruining games for others?

A 31k nova 3 topfragging an MG1-MGE game? Yeah no, just fucking die of ebola please

wussleeQ

United States3130 Posts

February 01 2015 05:48 GMT

#43

lol. i just finished one of the worst games ever. 14-3 and then someone turns on their hacks and we somehow managed to die 15-15. everyone in the game was toxic as fuck is what really was the kicker

xyious

Germany38 Posts

February 01 2015 13:09 GMT

#44

I just get annoyed that no one knows when to eco.... CT side either buy bizon round 2 (after loss) or buy famas round 3 (which is not too horrible). There's ALWAYS at least 1 person who NEVER ecos.

Natureboy

Sweden85 Posts

February 01 2015 16:34 GMT

#45

I've been playing so bad this week, and I've been raging alot(which is something I don't usually do). Time to play some DM and get back in shape. No more sucking, let's gogogogo!

shin_toss

Philippines2589 Posts

February 02 2015 11:03 GMT

#46

Hmm I really don't know where to post it.. but I'm really annoyed at the addition of handrails in apartment stairs in de_inferno, anybody know the reasoning for this?

xyious

Germany38 Posts

February 02 2015 13:28 GMT

#47

OMG yes.....
I ran down the stairs the other day and got stuck on something and got shot before I could see the enemy..... woulda likely killed him if I hadn't gotten stuck.

Ragnarork

France9034 Posts

February 02 2015 13:42 GMT

#48

On February 01 2015 11:43 Stancel wrote:
If smurfs are sick of hackers at SMFC or whatever, why don't they fuck off to ESEA instead of ruining games for others?

A 31k nova 3 topfragging an MG1-MGE game? Yeah no, just fucking die of ebola please

I actually did that with friends. Guys were MG1 + MGE, paired with two other dudes (don't remember ranks). I was Nova 2, topfragger for the whole map :D

(Well, that didn't last long, the second map, I was at a much more conventional 4-5th place haha)

Yrr

Germany804 Posts

February 02 2015 17:23 GMT

#49

It's so frustating when you get killed all the time by one shot headshots. But when you live just a little longer and you clearly hit a few times but the message after the fight says you didn't. I have no problem with losing a good game but I can't stand this shit a lot longer.

Capped

United Kingdom7236 Posts

February 02 2015 18:15 GMT

#50

I went 7-0 this weekend and have not been promoted.

Then last night i got a draw.

7-1-0. No promotion.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MrTortoise

1388 Posts

February 02 2015 18:55 GMT

#51

On February 03 2015 02:23 Yrr wrote:
It's so frustating when you get killed all the time by one shot headshots. But when you live just a little longer and you clearly hit a few times but the message after the fight says you didn't. I have no problem with losing a good game but I can't stand this shit a lot longer.

i sometimes think that kind of lag must be in the mind. Like that 0.1 second lasted far far far longer in your mind but the 0.05 is what got you killed

xyious

Germany38 Posts

February 03 2015 04:56 GMT

#52

On February 03 2015 03:15 Capped wrote:
I went 7-0 this weekend and have not been promoted.

Then last night i got a draw.

7-1-0. No promotion.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Promotion isn't based on the games you win, it's about the rounds you win.
I have never gone on a 7 win streak and I've been promoted like 12 times (also demoted like 7 :p)

Dangermousecatdog

United Kingdom7084 Posts

February 03 2015 14:19 GMT

#53

I once went on a 10 win streak and got promoted 3 times.

Djzapz

Canada10681 Posts

February 03 2015 16:34 GMT

#54

I have a good one!

Yesterday I was playing with my buddy on MM, we queued into inferno, we were T side first. We queued with 3 guys who were together on Teamspeak and who didn't listen to us or say anything. Nonetheless they were good enough at shooting and we went 12-3 on T side without them having said a word (except to talk some shit at us). I was toplisting.

Now this is where shit starts getting weird.

On the CT side, my bud and I say we're going B, and one of them comes with us. He tells my friend to go play A, which he refuses to do. We queued together and these guys are assholes so meh. So he TK's my friend on B while the T's rush us, we lose the round. One of the guys says "alright guys, you win". The three friends who are on TS go afk in CT spawn and decide to throw... but they're spinning in place. So we lose the next 2 rounds with the 3 guys spinning mechanically in CT spawn, after which they decide to go play in A and they don't rotate with the T's come B. Ended up winning 16-13 anyway but I had never seen such childish behavior.

Gof

Sweden120 Posts

February 03 2015 17:59 GMT

#55

Cheater in opposite team. He's up to 60+ frags. He gets convicted when it's 15-2 to them.

15-15. Sweet fucking justice.

Capped

United Kingdom7236 Posts

February 03 2015 23:43 GMT

#56

Currently 10-1-1, still no promotion T.T how many clutches, 3ks, 4ks do i need to get, this is ridiculous. Its only MG2 ffs i was there like twice in the last month looooool JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

iXphobos

Germany1465 Posts

February 06 2015 10:45 GMT

#57

Fuck this game.
Lost 5 games in a row now with only ONE game being actually playable. 4 games ended up with at least one guy leaving before the 10th round. Every game there was at least one player with less than 3 kills at halftime. And every game had at least one guy talking shit all the time and typing gg after losing the pistol round.
Last game a guy called the other team hackers from warmup on and did nothing but qq the whole 1st half. We went 6-9 that half with decent stats except for that dude who had 1-17.
Seriously what's wrong with the world. Why are there so many silvers on MGE?

Ota Solgryn

Denmark2011 Posts

February 06 2015 11:20 GMT

#58

Haha, had a game against an all girls team in MM last night. And WRECKED them. Turns out it apparently was a "known" streamer, miss rage. Going to see through her twitch if I can see the game in her archieves.

Luolis

Finland7172 Posts

February 06 2015 12:11 GMT

#59

ex-Myrevenge, aka. matchfixers in Katowice and 3dmax might not be there. Ill be furious if that happens.

Dangermousecatdog

United Kingdom7084 Posts

February 06 2015 14:45 GMT

#60

Not exactly QQ, but since there's no funny things that happened in cs go that made you laugh thread, this is the nearest place for it. Last round, my team planted the bomb but everyone has died and the CT team started defusing the bomb with plenty of time to spare. GG's were calld al around. Top fragger on CT team who was insulting all game long, decides that he should defuse the bomb and shoots the defuser in the head twice with USP and gets kick from the game due to too much team damage. One month ban. I never laughed so hard.