THANK GOD FOR DALAMAR, HOLY $H!!.

And you guys don't want to work for him? Look at all the cool shit he gives you! A LV6 Lightning Rod w/ 66 possible damage?

Thank fucking god.

And 6! ones in a row. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Seriously though. Dalamar saved Bregorz Boyz again!

And oh my god, Bregor rolls a 6 on a 5 check. The rolls are just that bad!

Ryalnos

United States1946 Posts

June 03 2013 04:09 GMT

#1542

On June 03 2013 13:09 Qwyn wrote:
THANK GOD FOR DALAMAR, HOLY $H!!.

And you guys don't want to work for him? Look at all the cool shit he gives you! A LV6 Lightning Rod w/ 66 possible damage?

Thank fucking god.

And 5 ones in a row. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Seriously though. Dalamar saved Bregorz Boyz again!

6d6 is max 36

AgentW

United States7725 Posts

June 03 2013 04:10 GMT

#1543

It was 6. Those are 1 in 32000000 odds.

Qwyn

United States2779 Posts

June 03 2013 04:11 GMT

#1544

On June 03 2013 13:09 Ryalnos wrote:

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6d6 is max 36

I thought I heard him say 66, rofl. My bad.

And yeah when I posted this it was 5 ones. Now's it's 6 ROFL. "Six-d-six" sounds a lot like 66, rofl.

Falling

Canada11440 Posts

June 03 2013 04:14 GMT

#1545

They must do penance and determine how Jexal has been angered.

Qwyn

United States2779 Posts

June 03 2013 04:26 GMT

#1546

Oh my god what are they doing. ON the one hand, they should have seen the elf girl's betrayal from a mile away (she had too, right?). On the other, they are so boned.

So, so boned.

And what the fuck is up with Bregor's rolls ROFL.

AgentW

United States7725 Posts

June 03 2013 04:28 GMT

#1547

I don't understand why they haven't attempted ANY form of negotiation with ANY of their assailants. At least ask what their business is before blasting them with lightning?

Qwyn

United States2779 Posts

June 03 2013 04:30 GMT

#1548

They're dead. What can they do? Without Vincent...only two shots left on that lightning rod. Either Neal's kind to them again or they're boned.

TheExile19

513 Posts

June 03 2013 04:31 GMT

#1549

On June 03 2013 13:30 Qwyn wrote:
They're dead. What can they do? Without Vincent...only two shots left on that lightning rod. Either Neal's kind to them again or they're boned.

bregor has ~40 hp, they have a sneak attacking thief and two shots on the rod. they're going to live, book with confidence.

edit: i am less confident
edit2: shit

Falling

Canada11440 Posts

June 03 2013 04:35 GMT

#1550

On June 03 2013 13:28 AgentW wrote:
I don't understand why they haven't attempted ANY form of negotiation with ANY of their assailants. At least ask what their business is before blasting them with lightning?

I'm pretty sure they have from time to time. But a lot of Neal's characters are pretty stubborn. Could be wrong though. Even beyond enemies, a lot of NPC's seem rather unhelpful. On the otherhand, the party has left a wake of destruction from the start.

Ryalnos

United States1946 Posts

June 03 2013 04:39 GMT

#1551

CASUALTY

Irave

United States9965 Posts

June 03 2013 04:39 GMT

#1552

How exciting.

DMXD

United States4064 Posts

June 03 2013 04:40 GMT

#1553

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NOOOO RIP bubblebutt _

Qwyn

United States2779 Posts

June 03 2013 04:40 GMT

#1554

That's it. It's over. Tudagub, Half-Ogre of Bregorz Boyz, is dead. Perhaps if, they can survive, they can get Uncle Oris to heal them? Fuck this we all know they're going to wipe.

Ryalnos

United States1946 Posts

June 03 2013 04:41 GMT

#1555

THE 1's DON'T STOP

AgentW

United States7725 Posts

June 03 2013 04:42 GMT

#1556

I was muted for a few minutes. Can someone give me a quick recap?

Ryalnos

United States1946 Posts

June 03 2013 04:43 GMT

#1557

On June 03 2013 13:42 AgentW wrote:
I was muted for a few minutes. Can someone give me a quick recap?

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Tudagub was triple crit or something by a giant (natural 20, 31 vs. 16 AC) and straight-up died since he was at 3 hp.

Rorak

Sweden10 Posts

June 03 2013 04:43 GMT

#1558

Sweet dreams my dear tugglebutt

AgentW

United States7725 Posts

June 03 2013 04:44 GMT

#1559

On June 03 2013 13:43 Ryalnos wrote:

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Tudagub was triple crit or something by a giant (natural 20, 31 vs. 16 AC) and straight-up died since he was at 3 hp.

Well I'll be damned.

EDIT: Just realized they have no healer and no good way to get off this island. They're pretty much all cooked, unless Longborn goes full Longborn mode on everything in sight.