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Cilien
Profile Joined August 2010
United States117 Posts
June 10 2012 15:57 GMT
#901
so I have been playing this game for the past 2 days and would love to actually play with other people, and TL people are always fun to play with. anyone interested hit me up on steam name is c_racer
Big Mike Polaski
Profile Joined February 2012
United States17 Posts
June 10 2012 17:02 GMT
#902
just going to copy and paste what i wrote in the dayz forum's storytelling thread:




im low on health. around the 4k mark. im heading east from cherno to hopefully meet up with my buddy somewhere in elektro for a blood transfusion. i only have basic starting gear, but at least i have a compass and an ak74 with 2 clips. long story short, i had survived about 4 survivor/bandit encounters since creating this character, and i needed a transfusion, or at the very least a matchbox and knife so i could go hunting for a bit. as im leaving cherno, i check a barn for supplies. nothing. just a dozen dead zombies and empty tin cans. ive seen some chemlights laying on the ground, lit, leading up to this spot, so im a bit weary. a little bit further east, across the main road, are 2 more barns. im seeing more lit chemlights strewn across the ground, so i proceed cautiously. nothing. just more empty tin cans and a dozen or so more dead zombies. i know im on their trail, so i keep moving east. after a couple minutes of running, i can see a road flare lighting up a secluded spot with 3 barns/farms next to each other. i slowly creep up onto the hill overlooking the 3 barns for a better vantage point. by the time i get up there, the road flare is done fore. must have missed them :/ but wait, there goes another one in the same spot! i whip out my ak, get iron sights, zoom in, and wait to see what happens next.

one survivor runs out of the barn and on top of a pile of haystacks. i can handle one, he doesnt even know where i am. i need food. i have him in my sights. i can take him.

another survivor runs out of the barn, also onto the hay pile. shit.

and a third. damn. this is going to be tough. theyre all standing on the hay pile, with a few zombies running after them. road flare still burning bright as sunset, i watch them easily take out their zombie groupies. then a silent second as theyre standing on the haypile, the three of them, zombies dead, flare lighting them up, and me with my ak sights on them and dangerously low health.

fuck it, i need the beans. i start firing off shots at them. one goes down, i keep firing. another goes down, the third goes prone. at this distance, im only hitting target with like one out of every 4 or 5 shots, but thats all it takes to kill two of them. proning homeboy gets up and runs into the barn, my shots wizzing past his body but not connecting.

"come in here and finish me off cunt."

as hes challenging me, i get tagged by one zombie i aggro'd with my firing range. i kill him, but im bleeding and i lose enough health to be back into the blurry screen with a violent shake at every heartbeat.

"come kill me, im logging off anyway."

no thanks, i cant even see the barn, let alone hope to take on someone when i have like 3k health. one minute. two minutes. he disconnects, and i check his fallen comrades. beans, the magical fruit! i get my health up a little, but they were all still makarov noobs, so i keep heading east to elektro. remember guys, road flares WILL attract attention from desperate, almost dead survivors, so be careful!

i make the 20, 30 minute treck to elektro with a painful pulsing. thankfully, ive been down this road a few times before, and im climb to the top of that lovely mountain inbetween cherno and elektro, the one right by the road. such a nice view Smile so quiet, too. anyway, around this time, i notice side chat blowing up. some kid is stuck in a firehouse and needs morphine. he keeps asking people for help, but all he gets are responses from bandits planning on killing him. on any other day, i would laugh at such a noob mistake, giving away your position like that. either morphine kid at firehouse was either setting a trap, or he was already in one. i have one morphine left.... but i REALLY need a transfusion, and my buddy was still doing cool things IRL. i was desperate. i admit it. i knew i was taking a big chance.

"still need a morphine?" i ask.

hes at the powerplant firehouse, and i know hes got a bandit coming closer to finish him off. i tell him he better hope i get there before the bandit does. i keep running toward elektro, eyes open for traps. i see the powerplant, tell him im a minute from him. he adds me to steam. i walk in, dont see anyone. i walk to the top of the tower, where he was, and all i see on the ground is..... oh shit.

satchel charge.

its a trap!

but not for me! after he added me, homeboy told me that they were setting a trap for that other bandit, and that they would let me live cuz they thought i was nice :3. homeboy walks up to me, we look at each other in the staircase for a bit, he tells me they have a sniper aiming at my domepiece so i better be careful. i grab the scoped m4 laying at the base of the firehouse and follow him up to the big mountainrange overlooking the firehouse and all the rest of elektro from the north. he has at least 2 buddies with him. all ghillied'd. turns out, these kids are the server admins. and they have every gun and suit in the game. and they hack :/ whatever. they let me stick around, i watch them blow up the supermarket, the firehouse, then the firehouse again. satchels are pretty cool Smile they kill a few players, get killed a couple times, aggro about a hundred or so zombies but manage to kill them all in the firehouse. after about an hour, they give me a silenced m4, nightvision, silenced stanag clips, the whole kit and caboodle. (what the fuck does that even mean). one of them goes to bed. ive been suggesting we keep moving to berezino. they want to come along with me, so we move out.

as we make the hour or so long trip north, we share some stories and get to know each other. i tell me 2 admin allies about my encounter with the 3 kids at the barns. how i would never have trusted them if i didnt need the transfusion so bad. how one of them wanted to kill me on sight, but the other suggested they see if im friendly first. they shoot each other in the knees a couple times, i patch them up a couple times. were past a treeline, and were at berezino!

berezino, how i love thee! some kids like cherno, while others prefer elektro, or stary sober, or the NW airstrip. me, i like this place just fine :3 i show them the berezino sights. these kids have never even left elektro! i show them the hospital. which was handy, cuz these kids have no problem shooting each other with DMRs and attracting all the zombies in town, along with anyone who happens to be listening. so many times i think i should just peace the fuck out and let these kids get themselves killed. but, i patch them up a few times, transfuse them since they dont even trust each other to do it Smile. i show them the military tents. just my luck, i find a god damn DMR for the first time ever with 3 clips, after i already have the best silenced m4 in the game. we head to the deer stand nearby. guess what? my first time ever finding a silenced mp5. with 3 clips, and another silenced mp5 with 3 more slips right next to it :/ so we keep moving to the apartments. well, i do. these kids at this point are just shooting each other and the dozens of zombies they attract.

as im looting the apartments, instead of covering me, they meet talk in sidechat with a guy who has a car. my 2 allies meet up with one guy named Applejack, who has a van. im in teamspeak with the server admins, and i can hear one of them suggesting they just drive off and leave me at the apartments. my other ally says fuck that and they drive up to the apartments to get me. the entire time i was at the apartment rooftop, watching them with NVG's through my silenced scope, sights on them, the car, then them again, thinking "no, its not time yet."

they honk the horn a couple times, i run down the stairs, and jump in as weve got a half dozen or so aggro'd zombies on us. we drive out of town, hop out, and kill the zombies still chasing after us. theyre arguing over whos going to drive. the one who wanted to kill me hops in the drivers seat, but the my other ally shoots at him, scares him, and makes him get out. he then gets in, and runs into his admin buddy. as theyre yelling at each other, laughing at how far his body went, im still just chilling in the backseat, waiting for us to get the fuck out of this spot before someone sees us. everyone is still alive, homeboy is just a little hurt from the hit and run.

a side note: they offered to give me a ghillie suit, even put one in my backpack. but, for whatever reason, my game doesnt let me see or pickup or use hatchets, heatpacks, or apparently ghillie suits. so im stuck looking like any other regular survivor. and nametags when you point at someone are off. and my mic is shitty, so it had stopped working in teamspeak at this point, but i could still hear them.

i look at Applejack, our makeshift ally and escort. he looks just like me, like a regular ol' survivor. hes just standing outside, waiting for the 2 admins to stop arguing and figure out whos going to drive. im still in the backseat. i get a real life grin on my face.

its time :3

i hop in the drivers seat and drive off. shaking, smiling, and heart racing in real life, im out of there before they even know whats going on. a silenced m4, night vision, gps, like ten silenced stanag round, coyote backpack, and now my own van. not bad, considering where i was just an hour or so ago Smile

but eventually, my conscience gets the best of me, and i tell them im heading back to pick them up at the berezino military tents.

but heres the best part: the entire time, since my mic was down and theres no nametags and i wasnt ghillie'd, they thought that Applejack was the one that drove off and i was still with him, when it was actually the other way around Smile so these kids are cursing Applejack, whos also pissed at me and separates from their group. as i arrive in berezino, i hear them saying they see a car. but its not mine. not even 2 minutes later, a tiny little car come flying past me. once hes past, i hop back into my van and head to a "safer" spot by the military tents, off the road. im telling them in side chat to get back in quick, but theyre way in the other direction. before i know it, im dead in one shot. Applejack is triumphantly announcing that he got the van back in side chat, so im left assuming it was him. i spawn, meet up with my admin allies who had all died by this point, them still thinking Applejack fucked us over, i was with them the entire time, and that i had somehow sneaked away and found a van :3. i tell them i think Applejack killed me, and they get pretty pissed.

eventually, Applejack logs off, the admin who wanted to shoot me at first logs off, and im chilling with my one surviving admin ally. right by the elektro powerplant, on top of the hill, where i met them a couple hours ago. its about 5 am east at this point, so i write down the server name and say ill see him around.

they still think it was Applejack who stole the car :3
Hulkamania will NEVER die
uNiGNoRe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Germany1115 Posts
June 10 2012 17:04 GMT
#903
Do any of you guys have severe lag/desync issues at the moment? I'm playing with a friend currently and since yesterday there is so much lag on any server that it's hardly playable. It takes up to 30 seconds to pick up items, zombies are really hard to kill since they run through or past you and hit you from behind. Yesterday I killed three people and managed to find only one of the corpses 100m away from where I shot the guy.
Not much fun to play atm.
ElectricWizard
Profile Joined July 2011
Norway200 Posts
June 10 2012 17:09 GMT
#904
On June 11 2012 02:02 Big Mike Polaski wrote:
just going to copy and paste what i wrote in the dayz forum's storytelling thread:




im low on health. around the 4k mark. im heading east from cherno to hopefully meet up with my buddy somewhere in elektro for a blood transfusion. i only have basic starting gear, but at least i have a compass and an ak74 with 2 clips. long story short, i had survived about 4 survivor/bandit encounters since creating this character, and i needed a transfusion, or at the very least a matchbox and knife so i could go hunting for a bit. as im leaving cherno, i check a barn for supplies. nothing. just a dozen dead zombies and empty tin cans. ive seen some chemlights laying on the ground, lit, leading up to this spot, so im a bit weary. a little bit further east, across the main road, are 2 more barns. im seeing more lit chemlights strewn across the ground, so i proceed cautiously. nothing. just more empty tin cans and a dozen or so more dead zombies. i know im on their trail, so i keep moving east. after a couple minutes of running, i can see a road flare lighting up a secluded spot with 3 barns/farms next to each other. i slowly creep up onto the hill overlooking the 3 barns for a better vantage point. by the time i get up there, the road flare is done fore. must have missed them :/ but wait, there goes another one in the same spot! i whip out my ak, get iron sights, zoom in, and wait to see what happens next.

one survivor runs out of the barn and on top of a pile of haystacks. i can handle one, he doesnt even know where i am. i need food. i have him in my sights. i can take him.

another survivor runs out of the barn, also onto the hay pile. shit.

and a third. damn. this is going to be tough. theyre all standing on the hay pile, with a few zombies running after them. road flare still burning bright as sunset, i watch them easily take out their zombie groupies. then a silent second as theyre standing on the haypile, the three of them, zombies dead, flare lighting them up, and me with my ak sights on them and dangerously low health.

fuck it, i need the beans. i start firing off shots at them. one goes down, i keep firing. another goes down, the third goes prone. at this distance, im only hitting target with like one out of every 4 or 5 shots, but thats all it takes to kill two of them. proning homeboy gets up and runs into the barn, my shots wizzing past his body but not connecting.

"come in here and finish me off cunt."

as hes challenging me, i get tagged by one zombie i aggro'd with my firing range. i kill him, but im bleeding and i lose enough health to be back into the blurry screen with a violent shake at every heartbeat.

"come kill me, im logging off anyway."

no thanks, i cant even see the barn, let alone hope to take on someone when i have like 3k health. one minute. two minutes. he disconnects, and i check his fallen comrades. beans, the magical fruit! i get my health up a little, but they were all still makarov noobs, so i keep heading east to elektro. remember guys, road flares WILL attract attention from desperate, almost dead survivors, so be careful!

i make the 20, 30 minute treck to elektro with a painful pulsing. thankfully, ive been down this road a few times before, and im climb to the top of that lovely mountain inbetween cherno and elektro, the one right by the road. such a nice view Smile so quiet, too. anyway, around this time, i notice side chat blowing up. some kid is stuck in a firehouse and needs morphine. he keeps asking people for help, but all he gets are responses from bandits planning on killing him. on any other day, i would laugh at such a noob mistake, giving away your position like that. either morphine kid at firehouse was either setting a trap, or he was already in one. i have one morphine left.... but i REALLY need a transfusion, and my buddy was still doing cool things IRL. i was desperate. i admit it. i knew i was taking a big chance.

"still need a morphine?" i ask.

hes at the powerplant firehouse, and i know hes got a bandit coming closer to finish him off. i tell him he better hope i get there before the bandit does. i keep running toward elektro, eyes open for traps. i see the powerplant, tell him im a minute from him. he adds me to steam. i walk in, dont see anyone. i walk to the top of the tower, where he was, and all i see on the ground is..... oh shit.

satchel charge.

its a trap!

but not for me! after he added me, homeboy told me that they were setting a trap for that other bandit, and that they would let me live cuz they thought i was nice :3. homeboy walks up to me, we look at each other in the staircase for a bit, he tells me they have a sniper aiming at my domepiece so i better be careful. i grab the scoped m4 laying at the base of the firehouse and follow him up to the big mountainrange overlooking the firehouse and all the rest of elektro from the north. he has at least 2 buddies with him. all ghillied'd. turns out, these kids are the server admins. and they have every gun and suit in the game. and they hack :/ whatever. they let me stick around, i watch them blow up the supermarket, the firehouse, then the firehouse again. satchels are pretty cool Smile they kill a few players, get killed a couple times, aggro about a hundred or so zombies but manage to kill them all in the firehouse. after about an hour, they give me a silenced m4, nightvision, silenced stanag clips, the whole kit and caboodle. (what the fuck does that even mean). one of them goes to bed. ive been suggesting we keep moving to berezino. they want to come along with me, so we move out.

as we make the hour or so long trip north, we share some stories and get to know each other. i tell me 2 admin allies about my encounter with the 3 kids at the barns. how i would never have trusted them if i didnt need the transfusion so bad. how one of them wanted to kill me on sight, but the other suggested they see if im friendly first. they shoot each other in the knees a couple times, i patch them up a couple times. were past a treeline, and were at berezino!

berezino, how i love thee! some kids like cherno, while others prefer elektro, or stary sober, or the NW airstrip. me, i like this place just fine :3 i show them the berezino sights. these kids have never even left elektro! i show them the hospital. which was handy, cuz these kids have no problem shooting each other with DMRs and attracting all the zombies in town, along with anyone who happens to be listening. so many times i think i should just peace the fuck out and let these kids get themselves killed. but, i patch them up a few times, transfuse them since they dont even trust each other to do it Smile. i show them the military tents. just my luck, i find a god damn DMR for the first time ever with 3 clips, after i already have the best silenced m4 in the game. we head to the deer stand nearby. guess what? my first time ever finding a silenced mp5. with 3 clips, and another silenced mp5 with 3 more slips right next to it :/ so we keep moving to the apartments. well, i do. these kids at this point are just shooting each other and the dozens of zombies they attract.

as im looting the apartments, instead of covering me, they meet talk in sidechat with a guy who has a car. my 2 allies meet up with one guy named Applejack, who has a van. im in teamspeak with the server admins, and i can hear one of them suggesting they just drive off and leave me at the apartments. my other ally says fuck that and they drive up to the apartments to get me. the entire time i was at the apartment rooftop, watching them with NVG's through my silenced scope, sights on them, the car, then them again, thinking "no, its not time yet."

they honk the horn a couple times, i run down the stairs, and jump in as weve got a half dozen or so aggro'd zombies on us. we drive out of town, hop out, and kill the zombies still chasing after us. theyre arguing over whos going to drive. the one who wanted to kill me hops in the drivers seat, but the my other ally shoots at him, scares him, and makes him get out. he then gets in, and runs into his admin buddy. as theyre yelling at each other, laughing at how far his body went, im still just chilling in the backseat, waiting for us to get the fuck out of this spot before someone sees us. everyone is still alive, homeboy is just a little hurt from the hit and run.

a side note: they offered to give me a ghillie suit, even put one in my backpack. but, for whatever reason, my game doesnt let me see or pickup or use hatchets, heatpacks, or apparently ghillie suits. so im stuck looking like any other regular survivor. and nametags when you point at someone are off. and my mic is shitty, so it had stopped working in teamspeak at this point, but i could still hear them.

i look at Applejack, our makeshift ally and escort. he looks just like me, like a regular ol' survivor. hes just standing outside, waiting for the 2 admins to stop arguing and figure out whos going to drive. im still in the backseat. i get a real life grin on my face.

its time :3

i hop in the drivers seat and drive off. shaking, smiling, and heart racing in real life, im out of there before they even know whats going on. a silenced m4, night vision, gps, like ten silenced stanag round, coyote backpack, and now my own van. not bad, considering where i was just an hour or so ago Smile

but eventually, my conscience gets the best of me, and i tell them im heading back to pick them up at the berezino military tents.

but heres the best part: the entire time, since my mic was down and theres no nametags and i wasnt ghillie'd, they thought that Applejack was the one that drove off and i was still with him, when it was actually the other way around Smile so these kids are cursing Applejack, whos also pissed at me and separates from their group. as i arrive in berezino, i hear them saying they see a car. but its not mine. not even 2 minutes later, a tiny little car come flying past me. once hes past, i hop back into my van and head to a "safer" spot by the military tents, off the road. im telling them in side chat to get back in quick, but theyre way in the other direction. before i know it, im dead in one shot. Applejack is triumphantly announcing that he got the van back in side chat, so im left assuming it was him. i spawn, meet up with my admin allies who had all died by this point, them still thinking Applejack fucked us over, i was with them the entire time, and that i had somehow sneaked away and found a van :3. i tell them i think Applejack killed me, and they get pretty pissed.

eventually, Applejack logs off, the admin who wanted to shoot me at first logs off, and im chilling with my one surviving admin ally. right by the elektro powerplant, on top of the hill, where i met them a couple hours ago. its about 5 am east at this point, so i write down the server name and say ill see him around.

they still think it was Applejack who stole the car :3


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Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
June 10 2012 17:25 GMT
#905
On June 11 2012 02:09 ElectricWizard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 02:02 Big Mike Polaski wrote:
just going to copy and paste what i wrote in the dayz forum's storytelling thread:




im low on health. around the 4k mark. im heading east from cherno to hopefully meet up with my buddy somewhere in elektro for a blood transfusion. i only have basic starting gear, but at least i have a compass and an ak74 with 2 clips. long story short, i had survived about 4 survivor/bandit encounters since creating this character, and i needed a transfusion, or at the very least a matchbox and knife so i could go hunting for a bit. as im leaving cherno, i check a barn for supplies. nothing. just a dozen dead zombies and empty tin cans. ive seen some chemlights laying on the ground, lit, leading up to this spot, so im a bit weary. a little bit further east, across the main road, are 2 more barns. im seeing more lit chemlights strewn across the ground, so i proceed cautiously. nothing. just more empty tin cans and a dozen or so more dead zombies. i know im on their trail, so i keep moving east. after a couple minutes of running, i can see a road flare lighting up a secluded spot with 3 barns/farms next to each other. i slowly creep up onto the hill overlooking the 3 barns for a better vantage point. by the time i get up there, the road flare is done fore. must have missed them :/ but wait, there goes another one in the same spot! i whip out my ak, get iron sights, zoom in, and wait to see what happens next.

one survivor runs out of the barn and on top of a pile of haystacks. i can handle one, he doesnt even know where i am. i need food. i have him in my sights. i can take him.

another survivor runs out of the barn, also onto the hay pile. shit.

and a third. damn. this is going to be tough. theyre all standing on the hay pile, with a few zombies running after them. road flare still burning bright as sunset, i watch them easily take out their zombie groupies. then a silent second as theyre standing on the haypile, the three of them, zombies dead, flare lighting them up, and me with my ak sights on them and dangerously low health.

fuck it, i need the beans. i start firing off shots at them. one goes down, i keep firing. another goes down, the third goes prone. at this distance, im only hitting target with like one out of every 4 or 5 shots, but thats all it takes to kill two of them. proning homeboy gets up and runs into the barn, my shots wizzing past his body but not connecting.

"come in here and finish me off cunt."

as hes challenging me, i get tagged by one zombie i aggro'd with my firing range. i kill him, but im bleeding and i lose enough health to be back into the blurry screen with a violent shake at every heartbeat.

"come kill me, im logging off anyway."

no thanks, i cant even see the barn, let alone hope to take on someone when i have like 3k health. one minute. two minutes. he disconnects, and i check his fallen comrades. beans, the magical fruit! i get my health up a little, but they were all still makarov noobs, so i keep heading east to elektro. remember guys, road flares WILL attract attention from desperate, almost dead survivors, so be careful!

i make the 20, 30 minute treck to elektro with a painful pulsing. thankfully, ive been down this road a few times before, and im climb to the top of that lovely mountain inbetween cherno and elektro, the one right by the road. such a nice view Smile so quiet, too. anyway, around this time, i notice side chat blowing up. some kid is stuck in a firehouse and needs morphine. he keeps asking people for help, but all he gets are responses from bandits planning on killing him. on any other day, i would laugh at such a noob mistake, giving away your position like that. either morphine kid at firehouse was either setting a trap, or he was already in one. i have one morphine left.... but i REALLY need a transfusion, and my buddy was still doing cool things IRL. i was desperate. i admit it. i knew i was taking a big chance.

"still need a morphine?" i ask.

hes at the powerplant firehouse, and i know hes got a bandit coming closer to finish him off. i tell him he better hope i get there before the bandit does. i keep running toward elektro, eyes open for traps. i see the powerplant, tell him im a minute from him. he adds me to steam. i walk in, dont see anyone. i walk to the top of the tower, where he was, and all i see on the ground is..... oh shit.

satchel charge.

its a trap!

but not for me! after he added me, homeboy told me that they were setting a trap for that other bandit, and that they would let me live cuz they thought i was nice :3. homeboy walks up to me, we look at each other in the staircase for a bit, he tells me they have a sniper aiming at my domepiece so i better be careful. i grab the scoped m4 laying at the base of the firehouse and follow him up to the big mountainrange overlooking the firehouse and all the rest of elektro from the north. he has at least 2 buddies with him. all ghillied'd. turns out, these kids are the server admins. and they have every gun and suit in the game. and they hack :/ whatever. they let me stick around, i watch them blow up the supermarket, the firehouse, then the firehouse again. satchels are pretty cool Smile they kill a few players, get killed a couple times, aggro about a hundred or so zombies but manage to kill them all in the firehouse. after about an hour, they give me a silenced m4, nightvision, silenced stanag clips, the whole kit and caboodle. (what the fuck does that even mean). one of them goes to bed. ive been suggesting we keep moving to berezino. they want to come along with me, so we move out.

as we make the hour or so long trip north, we share some stories and get to know each other. i tell me 2 admin allies about my encounter with the 3 kids at the barns. how i would never have trusted them if i didnt need the transfusion so bad. how one of them wanted to kill me on sight, but the other suggested they see if im friendly first. they shoot each other in the knees a couple times, i patch them up a couple times. were past a treeline, and were at berezino!

berezino, how i love thee! some kids like cherno, while others prefer elektro, or stary sober, or the NW airstrip. me, i like this place just fine :3 i show them the berezino sights. these kids have never even left elektro! i show them the hospital. which was handy, cuz these kids have no problem shooting each other with DMRs and attracting all the zombies in town, along with anyone who happens to be listening. so many times i think i should just peace the fuck out and let these kids get themselves killed. but, i patch them up a few times, transfuse them since they dont even trust each other to do it Smile. i show them the military tents. just my luck, i find a god damn DMR for the first time ever with 3 clips, after i already have the best silenced m4 in the game. we head to the deer stand nearby. guess what? my first time ever finding a silenced mp5. with 3 clips, and another silenced mp5 with 3 more slips right next to it :/ so we keep moving to the apartments. well, i do. these kids at this point are just shooting each other and the dozens of zombies they attract.

as im looting the apartments, instead of covering me, they meet talk in sidechat with a guy who has a car. my 2 allies meet up with one guy named Applejack, who has a van. im in teamspeak with the server admins, and i can hear one of them suggesting they just drive off and leave me at the apartments. my other ally says fuck that and they drive up to the apartments to get me. the entire time i was at the apartment rooftop, watching them with NVG's through my silenced scope, sights on them, the car, then them again, thinking "no, its not time yet."

they honk the horn a couple times, i run down the stairs, and jump in as weve got a half dozen or so aggro'd zombies on us. we drive out of town, hop out, and kill the zombies still chasing after us. theyre arguing over whos going to drive. the one who wanted to kill me hops in the drivers seat, but the my other ally shoots at him, scares him, and makes him get out. he then gets in, and runs into his admin buddy. as theyre yelling at each other, laughing at how far his body went, im still just chilling in the backseat, waiting for us to get the fuck out of this spot before someone sees us. everyone is still alive, homeboy is just a little hurt from the hit and run.

a side note: they offered to give me a ghillie suit, even put one in my backpack. but, for whatever reason, my game doesnt let me see or pickup or use hatchets, heatpacks, or apparently ghillie suits. so im stuck looking like any other regular survivor. and nametags when you point at someone are off. and my mic is shitty, so it had stopped working in teamspeak at this point, but i could still hear them.

i look at Applejack, our makeshift ally and escort. he looks just like me, like a regular ol' survivor. hes just standing outside, waiting for the 2 admins to stop arguing and figure out whos going to drive. im still in the backseat. i get a real life grin on my face.

its time :3

i hop in the drivers seat and drive off. shaking, smiling, and heart racing in real life, im out of there before they even know whats going on. a silenced m4, night vision, gps, like ten silenced stanag round, coyote backpack, and now my own van. not bad, considering where i was just an hour or so ago Smile

but eventually, my conscience gets the best of me, and i tell them im heading back to pick them up at the berezino military tents.

but heres the best part: the entire time, since my mic was down and theres no nametags and i wasnt ghillie'd, they thought that Applejack was the one that drove off and i was still with him, when it was actually the other way around Smile so these kids are cursing Applejack, whos also pissed at me and separates from their group. as i arrive in berezino, i hear them saying they see a car. but its not mine. not even 2 minutes later, a tiny little car come flying past me. once hes past, i hop back into my van and head to a "safer" spot by the military tents, off the road. im telling them in side chat to get back in quick, but theyre way in the other direction. before i know it, im dead in one shot. Applejack is triumphantly announcing that he got the van back in side chat, so im left assuming it was him. i spawn, meet up with my admin allies who had all died by this point, them still thinking Applejack fucked us over, i was with them the entire time, and that i had somehow sneaked away and found a van :3. i tell them i think Applejack killed me, and they get pretty pissed.

eventually, Applejack logs off, the admin who wanted to shoot me at first logs off, and im chilling with my one surviving admin ally. right by the elektro powerplant, on top of the hill, where i met them a couple hours ago. its about 5 am east at this point, so i write down the server name and say ill see him around.

they still think it was Applejack who stole the car :3


it seems you're a dick


As he said, he copypasted these from the forums.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
Benjef
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom6921 Posts
June 10 2012 17:47 GMT
#906
On June 09 2012 10:46 Karliath wrote:
How to play with Free ARMA 2: http://kodabar.blogspot.com/2012/05/how-to-install-dayz-with-arma-2-free.html#cheap

Those are the instructions I followed.

Thanks for the heads up on that. Gonna give it a go soon when I get bored of D3 :D
<3 | Dota 2 | DayZ | <3
ElectricWizard
Profile Joined July 2011
Norway200 Posts
June 10 2012 17:56 GMT
#907
On June 11 2012 02:25 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 02:09 ElectricWizard wrote:
On June 11 2012 02:02 Big Mike Polaski wrote:
just going to copy and paste what i wrote in the dayz forum's storytelling thread:




im low on health. around the 4k mark. im heading east from cherno to hopefully meet up with my buddy somewhere in elektro for a blood transfusion. i only have basic starting gear, but at least i have a compass and an ak74 with 2 clips. long story short, i had survived about 4 survivor/bandit encounters since creating this character, and i needed a transfusion, or at the very least a matchbox and knife so i could go hunting for a bit. as im leaving cherno, i check a barn for supplies. nothing. just a dozen dead zombies and empty tin cans. ive seen some chemlights laying on the ground, lit, leading up to this spot, so im a bit weary. a little bit further east, across the main road, are 2 more barns. im seeing more lit chemlights strewn across the ground, so i proceed cautiously. nothing. just more empty tin cans and a dozen or so more dead zombies. i know im on their trail, so i keep moving east. after a couple minutes of running, i can see a road flare lighting up a secluded spot with 3 barns/farms next to each other. i slowly creep up onto the hill overlooking the 3 barns for a better vantage point. by the time i get up there, the road flare is done fore. must have missed them :/ but wait, there goes another one in the same spot! i whip out my ak, get iron sights, zoom in, and wait to see what happens next.

one survivor runs out of the barn and on top of a pile of haystacks. i can handle one, he doesnt even know where i am. i need food. i have him in my sights. i can take him.

another survivor runs out of the barn, also onto the hay pile. shit.

and a third. damn. this is going to be tough. theyre all standing on the hay pile, with a few zombies running after them. road flare still burning bright as sunset, i watch them easily take out their zombie groupies. then a silent second as theyre standing on the haypile, the three of them, zombies dead, flare lighting them up, and me with my ak sights on them and dangerously low health.

fuck it, i need the beans. i start firing off shots at them. one goes down, i keep firing. another goes down, the third goes prone. at this distance, im only hitting target with like one out of every 4 or 5 shots, but thats all it takes to kill two of them. proning homeboy gets up and runs into the barn, my shots wizzing past his body but not connecting.

"come in here and finish me off cunt."

as hes challenging me, i get tagged by one zombie i aggro'd with my firing range. i kill him, but im bleeding and i lose enough health to be back into the blurry screen with a violent shake at every heartbeat.

"come kill me, im logging off anyway."

no thanks, i cant even see the barn, let alone hope to take on someone when i have like 3k health. one minute. two minutes. he disconnects, and i check his fallen comrades. beans, the magical fruit! i get my health up a little, but they were all still makarov noobs, so i keep heading east to elektro. remember guys, road flares WILL attract attention from desperate, almost dead survivors, so be careful!

i make the 20, 30 minute treck to elektro with a painful pulsing. thankfully, ive been down this road a few times before, and im climb to the top of that lovely mountain inbetween cherno and elektro, the one right by the road. such a nice view Smile so quiet, too. anyway, around this time, i notice side chat blowing up. some kid is stuck in a firehouse and needs morphine. he keeps asking people for help, but all he gets are responses from bandits planning on killing him. on any other day, i would laugh at such a noob mistake, giving away your position like that. either morphine kid at firehouse was either setting a trap, or he was already in one. i have one morphine left.... but i REALLY need a transfusion, and my buddy was still doing cool things IRL. i was desperate. i admit it. i knew i was taking a big chance.

"still need a morphine?" i ask.

hes at the powerplant firehouse, and i know hes got a bandit coming closer to finish him off. i tell him he better hope i get there before the bandit does. i keep running toward elektro, eyes open for traps. i see the powerplant, tell him im a minute from him. he adds me to steam. i walk in, dont see anyone. i walk to the top of the tower, where he was, and all i see on the ground is..... oh shit.

satchel charge.

its a trap!

but not for me! after he added me, homeboy told me that they were setting a trap for that other bandit, and that they would let me live cuz they thought i was nice :3. homeboy walks up to me, we look at each other in the staircase for a bit, he tells me they have a sniper aiming at my domepiece so i better be careful. i grab the scoped m4 laying at the base of the firehouse and follow him up to the big mountainrange overlooking the firehouse and all the rest of elektro from the north. he has at least 2 buddies with him. all ghillied'd. turns out, these kids are the server admins. and they have every gun and suit in the game. and they hack :/ whatever. they let me stick around, i watch them blow up the supermarket, the firehouse, then the firehouse again. satchels are pretty cool Smile they kill a few players, get killed a couple times, aggro about a hundred or so zombies but manage to kill them all in the firehouse. after about an hour, they give me a silenced m4, nightvision, silenced stanag clips, the whole kit and caboodle. (what the fuck does that even mean). one of them goes to bed. ive been suggesting we keep moving to berezino. they want to come along with me, so we move out.

as we make the hour or so long trip north, we share some stories and get to know each other. i tell me 2 admin allies about my encounter with the 3 kids at the barns. how i would never have trusted them if i didnt need the transfusion so bad. how one of them wanted to kill me on sight, but the other suggested they see if im friendly first. they shoot each other in the knees a couple times, i patch them up a couple times. were past a treeline, and were at berezino!

berezino, how i love thee! some kids like cherno, while others prefer elektro, or stary sober, or the NW airstrip. me, i like this place just fine :3 i show them the berezino sights. these kids have never even left elektro! i show them the hospital. which was handy, cuz these kids have no problem shooting each other with DMRs and attracting all the zombies in town, along with anyone who happens to be listening. so many times i think i should just peace the fuck out and let these kids get themselves killed. but, i patch them up a few times, transfuse them since they dont even trust each other to do it Smile. i show them the military tents. just my luck, i find a god damn DMR for the first time ever with 3 clips, after i already have the best silenced m4 in the game. we head to the deer stand nearby. guess what? my first time ever finding a silenced mp5. with 3 clips, and another silenced mp5 with 3 more slips right next to it :/ so we keep moving to the apartments. well, i do. these kids at this point are just shooting each other and the dozens of zombies they attract.

as im looting the apartments, instead of covering me, they meet talk in sidechat with a guy who has a car. my 2 allies meet up with one guy named Applejack, who has a van. im in teamspeak with the server admins, and i can hear one of them suggesting they just drive off and leave me at the apartments. my other ally says fuck that and they drive up to the apartments to get me. the entire time i was at the apartment rooftop, watching them with NVG's through my silenced scope, sights on them, the car, then them again, thinking "no, its not time yet."

they honk the horn a couple times, i run down the stairs, and jump in as weve got a half dozen or so aggro'd zombies on us. we drive out of town, hop out, and kill the zombies still chasing after us. theyre arguing over whos going to drive. the one who wanted to kill me hops in the drivers seat, but the my other ally shoots at him, scares him, and makes him get out. he then gets in, and runs into his admin buddy. as theyre yelling at each other, laughing at how far his body went, im still just chilling in the backseat, waiting for us to get the fuck out of this spot before someone sees us. everyone is still alive, homeboy is just a little hurt from the hit and run.

a side note: they offered to give me a ghillie suit, even put one in my backpack. but, for whatever reason, my game doesnt let me see or pickup or use hatchets, heatpacks, or apparently ghillie suits. so im stuck looking like any other regular survivor. and nametags when you point at someone are off. and my mic is shitty, so it had stopped working in teamspeak at this point, but i could still hear them.

i look at Applejack, our makeshift ally and escort. he looks just like me, like a regular ol' survivor. hes just standing outside, waiting for the 2 admins to stop arguing and figure out whos going to drive. im still in the backseat. i get a real life grin on my face.

its time :3

i hop in the drivers seat and drive off. shaking, smiling, and heart racing in real life, im out of there before they even know whats going on. a silenced m4, night vision, gps, like ten silenced stanag round, coyote backpack, and now my own van. not bad, considering where i was just an hour or so ago Smile

but eventually, my conscience gets the best of me, and i tell them im heading back to pick them up at the berezino military tents.

but heres the best part: the entire time, since my mic was down and theres no nametags and i wasnt ghillie'd, they thought that Applejack was the one that drove off and i was still with him, when it was actually the other way around Smile so these kids are cursing Applejack, whos also pissed at me and separates from their group. as i arrive in berezino, i hear them saying they see a car. but its not mine. not even 2 minutes later, a tiny little car come flying past me. once hes past, i hop back into my van and head to a "safer" spot by the military tents, off the road. im telling them in side chat to get back in quick, but theyre way in the other direction. before i know it, im dead in one shot. Applejack is triumphantly announcing that he got the van back in side chat, so im left assuming it was him. i spawn, meet up with my admin allies who had all died by this point, them still thinking Applejack fucked us over, i was with them the entire time, and that i had somehow sneaked away and found a van :3. i tell them i think Applejack killed me, and they get pretty pissed.

eventually, Applejack logs off, the admin who wanted to shoot me at first logs off, and im chilling with my one surviving admin ally. right by the elektro powerplant, on top of the hill, where i met them a couple hours ago. its about 5 am east at this point, so i write down the server name and say ill see him around.

they still think it was Applejack who stole the car :3


it seems you're a dick


As he said, he copypasted these from the forums.


As he said, he copypasted what he himself wrote on the forums.
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green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
June 10 2012 17:56 GMT
#908
On June 11 2012 02:25 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2012 02:09 ElectricWizard wrote:
On June 11 2012 02:02 Big Mike Polaski wrote:
just going to copy and paste what i wrote in the dayz forum's storytelling thread:




im low on health. around the 4k mark. im heading east from cherno to hopefully meet up with my buddy somewhere in elektro for a blood transfusion. i only have basic starting gear, but at least i have a compass and an ak74 with 2 clips. long story short, i had survived about 4 survivor/bandit encounters since creating this character, and i needed a transfusion, or at the very least a matchbox and knife so i could go hunting for a bit. as im leaving cherno, i check a barn for supplies. nothing. just a dozen dead zombies and empty tin cans. ive seen some chemlights laying on the ground, lit, leading up to this spot, so im a bit weary. a little bit further east, across the main road, are 2 more barns. im seeing more lit chemlights strewn across the ground, so i proceed cautiously. nothing. just more empty tin cans and a dozen or so more dead zombies. i know im on their trail, so i keep moving east. after a couple minutes of running, i can see a road flare lighting up a secluded spot with 3 barns/farms next to each other. i slowly creep up onto the hill overlooking the 3 barns for a better vantage point. by the time i get up there, the road flare is done fore. must have missed them :/ but wait, there goes another one in the same spot! i whip out my ak, get iron sights, zoom in, and wait to see what happens next.

one survivor runs out of the barn and on top of a pile of haystacks. i can handle one, he doesnt even know where i am. i need food. i have him in my sights. i can take him.

another survivor runs out of the barn, also onto the hay pile. shit.

and a third. damn. this is going to be tough. theyre all standing on the hay pile, with a few zombies running after them. road flare still burning bright as sunset, i watch them easily take out their zombie groupies. then a silent second as theyre standing on the haypile, the three of them, zombies dead, flare lighting them up, and me with my ak sights on them and dangerously low health.

fuck it, i need the beans. i start firing off shots at them. one goes down, i keep firing. another goes down, the third goes prone. at this distance, im only hitting target with like one out of every 4 or 5 shots, but thats all it takes to kill two of them. proning homeboy gets up and runs into the barn, my shots wizzing past his body but not connecting.

"come in here and finish me off cunt."

as hes challenging me, i get tagged by one zombie i aggro'd with my firing range. i kill him, but im bleeding and i lose enough health to be back into the blurry screen with a violent shake at every heartbeat.

"come kill me, im logging off anyway."

no thanks, i cant even see the barn, let alone hope to take on someone when i have like 3k health. one minute. two minutes. he disconnects, and i check his fallen comrades. beans, the magical fruit! i get my health up a little, but they were all still makarov noobs, so i keep heading east to elektro. remember guys, road flares WILL attract attention from desperate, almost dead survivors, so be careful!

i make the 20, 30 minute treck to elektro with a painful pulsing. thankfully, ive been down this road a few times before, and im climb to the top of that lovely mountain inbetween cherno and elektro, the one right by the road. such a nice view Smile so quiet, too. anyway, around this time, i notice side chat blowing up. some kid is stuck in a firehouse and needs morphine. he keeps asking people for help, but all he gets are responses from bandits planning on killing him. on any other day, i would laugh at such a noob mistake, giving away your position like that. either morphine kid at firehouse was either setting a trap, or he was already in one. i have one morphine left.... but i REALLY need a transfusion, and my buddy was still doing cool things IRL. i was desperate. i admit it. i knew i was taking a big chance.

"still need a morphine?" i ask.

hes at the powerplant firehouse, and i know hes got a bandit coming closer to finish him off. i tell him he better hope i get there before the bandit does. i keep running toward elektro, eyes open for traps. i see the powerplant, tell him im a minute from him. he adds me to steam. i walk in, dont see anyone. i walk to the top of the tower, where he was, and all i see on the ground is..... oh shit.

satchel charge.

its a trap!

but not for me! after he added me, homeboy told me that they were setting a trap for that other bandit, and that they would let me live cuz they thought i was nice :3. homeboy walks up to me, we look at each other in the staircase for a bit, he tells me they have a sniper aiming at my domepiece so i better be careful. i grab the scoped m4 laying at the base of the firehouse and follow him up to the big mountainrange overlooking the firehouse and all the rest of elektro from the north. he has at least 2 buddies with him. all ghillied'd. turns out, these kids are the server admins. and they have every gun and suit in the game. and they hack :/ whatever. they let me stick around, i watch them blow up the supermarket, the firehouse, then the firehouse again. satchels are pretty cool Smile they kill a few players, get killed a couple times, aggro about a hundred or so zombies but manage to kill them all in the firehouse. after about an hour, they give me a silenced m4, nightvision, silenced stanag clips, the whole kit and caboodle. (what the fuck does that even mean). one of them goes to bed. ive been suggesting we keep moving to berezino. they want to come along with me, so we move out.

as we make the hour or so long trip north, we share some stories and get to know each other. i tell me 2 admin allies about my encounter with the 3 kids at the barns. how i would never have trusted them if i didnt need the transfusion so bad. how one of them wanted to kill me on sight, but the other suggested they see if im friendly first. they shoot each other in the knees a couple times, i patch them up a couple times. were past a treeline, and were at berezino!

berezino, how i love thee! some kids like cherno, while others prefer elektro, or stary sober, or the NW airstrip. me, i like this place just fine :3 i show them the berezino sights. these kids have never even left elektro! i show them the hospital. which was handy, cuz these kids have no problem shooting each other with DMRs and attracting all the zombies in town, along with anyone who happens to be listening. so many times i think i should just peace the fuck out and let these kids get themselves killed. but, i patch them up a few times, transfuse them since they dont even trust each other to do it Smile. i show them the military tents. just my luck, i find a god damn DMR for the first time ever with 3 clips, after i already have the best silenced m4 in the game. we head to the deer stand nearby. guess what? my first time ever finding a silenced mp5. with 3 clips, and another silenced mp5 with 3 more slips right next to it :/ so we keep moving to the apartments. well, i do. these kids at this point are just shooting each other and the dozens of zombies they attract.

as im looting the apartments, instead of covering me, they meet talk in sidechat with a guy who has a car. my 2 allies meet up with one guy named Applejack, who has a van. im in teamspeak with the server admins, and i can hear one of them suggesting they just drive off and leave me at the apartments. my other ally says fuck that and they drive up to the apartments to get me. the entire time i was at the apartment rooftop, watching them with NVG's through my silenced scope, sights on them, the car, then them again, thinking "no, its not time yet."

they honk the horn a couple times, i run down the stairs, and jump in as weve got a half dozen or so aggro'd zombies on us. we drive out of town, hop out, and kill the zombies still chasing after us. theyre arguing over whos going to drive. the one who wanted to kill me hops in the drivers seat, but the my other ally shoots at him, scares him, and makes him get out. he then gets in, and runs into his admin buddy. as theyre yelling at each other, laughing at how far his body went, im still just chilling in the backseat, waiting for us to get the fuck out of this spot before someone sees us. everyone is still alive, homeboy is just a little hurt from the hit and run.

a side note: they offered to give me a ghillie suit, even put one in my backpack. but, for whatever reason, my game doesnt let me see or pickup or use hatchets, heatpacks, or apparently ghillie suits. so im stuck looking like any other regular survivor. and nametags when you point at someone are off. and my mic is shitty, so it had stopped working in teamspeak at this point, but i could still hear them.

i look at Applejack, our makeshift ally and escort. he looks just like me, like a regular ol' survivor. hes just standing outside, waiting for the 2 admins to stop arguing and figure out whos going to drive. im still in the backseat. i get a real life grin on my face.

its time :3

i hop in the drivers seat and drive off. shaking, smiling, and heart racing in real life, im out of there before they even know whats going on. a silenced m4, night vision, gps, like ten silenced stanag round, coyote backpack, and now my own van. not bad, considering where i was just an hour or so ago Smile

but eventually, my conscience gets the best of me, and i tell them im heading back to pick them up at the berezino military tents.

but heres the best part: the entire time, since my mic was down and theres no nametags and i wasnt ghillie'd, they thought that Applejack was the one that drove off and i was still with him, when it was actually the other way around Smile so these kids are cursing Applejack, whos also pissed at me and separates from their group. as i arrive in berezino, i hear them saying they see a car. but its not mine. not even 2 minutes later, a tiny little car come flying past me. once hes past, i hop back into my van and head to a "safer" spot by the military tents, off the road. im telling them in side chat to get back in quick, but theyre way in the other direction. before i know it, im dead in one shot. Applejack is triumphantly announcing that he got the van back in side chat, so im left assuming it was him. i spawn, meet up with my admin allies who had all died by this point, them still thinking Applejack fucked us over, i was with them the entire time, and that i had somehow sneaked away and found a van :3. i tell them i think Applejack killed me, and they get pretty pissed.

eventually, Applejack logs off, the admin who wanted to shoot me at first logs off, and im chilling with my one surviving admin ally. right by the elektro powerplant, on top of the hill, where i met them a couple hours ago. its about 5 am east at this point, so i write down the server name and say ill see him around.

they still think it was Applejack who stole the car :3


it seems you're a dick


As he said, he copypasted these from the forums.


and he also said, he wrote it ...
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
June 10 2012 18:37 GMT
#909
Just bought it on steam (Combined Ops) 300kb/s ...zzz, started at 1mb (which is what i should get.)

Anyone know if i can just torrent it and put it on steam or will i have to wait for these ridiculous speeds.
Useless wet fish.
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
June 10 2012 21:39 GMT
#910
On June 11 2012 03:37 Capped wrote:
Just bought it on steam (Combined Ops) 300kb/s ...zzz, started at 1mb (which is what i should get.)

Anyone know if i can just torrent it and put it on steam or will i have to wait for these ridiculous speeds.


Just put it on overnight and save yourself the trouble of torrents.
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
PaqMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1475 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-10 23:12:48
June 10 2012 23:11 GMT
#911
So I was looting a barn near Komarovo and I found a Lee Enfield with two rounds. I was on the very top balcony inside the barn when I saw a dude armed with an m16a2 sneaking in. I panicked for a second but luckily he hadn't noticed me, so I quickly armed my Enfield and shot him.
It was a 1 hit kill I don't know if I hit him in the head (I was looking down on him) or if it was a body shot, but holy crap that Enfield is powerful!! But of course it drew in all the zombies and I had to kill them off with my makarov.

I started looting this guy and damn, he was loaded! He had a GPS, compass, hatchet, matches, watch, binoculars, map, M16, ALICE pack, blood bags, cooked meat, and a freakin automatic shotgun!
As soon as I finished looting his body I disconnected, lol. I'm surprised he didn't have any friends with him.

I was attached to that Enfield, though. I didn't want to give it up at first because it's so good at killing people!
t(ツ)t
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-11 00:18:48
June 10 2012 23:20 GMT
#912
Man I'm so jelly of you guys ;_; I must finish this paper and get back to playing...

On June 10 2012 11:51 dronebabo wrote:
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On June 10 2012 11:35 Capped wrote:
God i want to play this Q.Q Shouldnt have bought D3

not sure for europe but in US you can refund for up to 30 days of purchase

Wow, thanks for the tip. I opened a support ticket and was refunded within 24 hours.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
PaqMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1475 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-11 06:26:41
June 11 2012 06:26 GMT
#913
Somebody hacked the entire Dallas 24 server and everybody's inventory got jacked.
Mine included );
t(ツ)t
d00p
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
711 Posts
June 11 2012 07:39 GMT
#914
So, even though the world seems pretty huge, doesn't this game eventually devolve into some sort of team death match instead of zombie survival as more and more people join? Is it possible to play without a bunch of experienced players bullying you? How does this work? There are different servers and you just gotta know which ones are noob friendly (and not full of peolpe with all kinds off top loot? I for one would generally like to find my own loot. Maybe a chance encounter with an unfriendly survivor could sometimes pay off big or leave me dead but that shouldn't be the norm.

This is just speculation from what I've read. I still haven't had time to try the game but this is my impression. Maybe I should watch some recent vods.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
June 11 2012 08:01 GMT
#915
Capped 92 on steam, just starting and im hillariously dying at every opportunity.

Playing on EU servers, add me if you want to play.
Useless wet fish.
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-11 08:13:02
June 11 2012 08:05 GMT
#916
On June 11 2012 15:26 PaqMan wrote:
Somebody hacked the entire Dallas 24 server and everybody's inventory got jacked.
Mine included );



Just happened on the server i was on too. Just grabbed a 1866 winchester and a bunch of ammo and he all-killed the server all at once. He was also spawning vehicles/weapons as he played. he was flying around in a helicopter killing everyone and i read "every1 should disc before he all-kills" and then he did it and automatically killed the entire server... decided im not playing the rest of the night...

in other news... i just fell into this game the otherday after watching Mr. Bonnell play, and as of right now I am ecstatic. I played this more than GW2 or D3 this weekened.


Had a sweet setup, loaded with a m16, 1911, and enough ammo to kill an army of zombies... but i lagged through a wall and fell off a building... and then gave the world my location to come finish me off lol... saddest part was the noob who got my gear... took him two clips to kill a man with 1k hp who was passed out in the middle of a road in Cherno lol.
ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
June 11 2012 10:05 GMT
#917
On June 10 2012 16:13 PaqMan wrote:
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On June 10 2012 11:48 ibutoss wrote:
Worth noting that there was a malicious file put on one of the Dayz mod file hosting mirrors. If you downloaded dayz_auto_updater.exe you will need to scan/remove it from your system. Removal instructions here: http://www.threatexpert.com/report.aspx?md5=f756f76d448d0a2265cdd3d37e932ca9

The story about what happened (mad young kid got banned and went all haxx0r on the Dayz community) here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=9123


I'm confused on how to remove it? The website you linked doesn't give any instructions.


I shouldn't have said removal instructions it just documents the behavior of the trojan. I've written a brief set of instructions below.

Step 1: kill the running processes
You will need to ctrl+alt+del and kill the processes it lists in that link (vscover.exe, d3d8thk.exe and svchost.exe (make sure you only kill the one located in %AppData%\svchost.exe))

Step 2: kill the start-up methods
Open start menu and search for regedit.exe. Then you need to navigate the registry to the two listed paths and right click and delete the keys that are named as shown below.
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run]
Google Inc = "%AppData%\svchost.exe"
so that svchost.exe runs every time Windows starts
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run]
Microsoft? Windows? Operating System = "%Templates%\VSCover.exe"

Step 3: delete the actual executable's
Open windows explorer and copy and paste the locations below and find the .exe files (they are probably hidden so ensure your folder options show hidden files).
svchost.exe %AppData%\svchost.exe 61,440 bytes
VSCover.exe %Templates%\vscover.exe N/A
D3D8THK.exe %Temp%\d3d8thk.exe N/A
Nada got Yooned
Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
June 11 2012 10:37 GMT
#918
um i don't have dayz_auto_updater but i have dayzupdater145.zip, so i'm good to go? the exe isn't dayz_auto_updater.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
June 11 2012 13:37 GMT
#919
On June 11 2012 03:37 Capped wrote:
Just bought it on steam (Combined Ops) 300kb/s ...zzz, started at 1mb (which is what i should get.)

Anyone know if i can just torrent it and put it on steam or will i have to wait for these ridiculous speeds.


If I'm not mistaken you can switch the location in settings from where you want to download.
Increased my speed tremendously.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 11 2012 13:51 GMT
#920
What does persistant world mean?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
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