[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 136

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Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

October 19 2014 17:28 GMT

#2701

B-but science! What a cliffhanger :<

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

October 19 2014 17:59 GMT

#2702

It's baaaccckkkkkk (I noticed it on the side bar and re-subscribed!)

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 20 2014 10:07 GMT

#2703

On October 20 2014 02:59 OpticalShot wrote:
It's baaaccckkkkkk (I noticed it on the side bar and re-subscribed!)

Out of curiosity, do threads automatically unsubscribe after a certain period, or did you just unsubsribe because you hate me and hope for my slow and painful death? ;_;

btw I now have a portable HDD with all my pokemon stuff and programs on it, so now I can also deliver from work sometimes when I'm having a slow work day! A much more satisfying time-sink than mindlessly browsing reddits /r/dota2 all day, at least.

Without further ado: Pokéscience!

Woah, how long have i been standing here? It wasnt light out when I was reading the sign...
Boy I really need to learn to read faster. So what'dya say Flash, lets go look at the SCIENCE?

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Aw, cuddles from The Ultimate Weapon, God Himself, Flash!
I am the envy of thousands of Korean fangirls, and also thousands of forum dwellers.

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ktnx

Why, does your museum lack security or something? If so, could I get a floor map with the locations of all your CC cameras?

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What a coincidence, I wasnt planning to pay!

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Out of curiousity, they wouldnt happen to have been harbouring any watery alien intelligences? [‡]

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But this museum is a pile of shit that cant even keep its exhibits from being poached by rival museums.

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Thanks for sharing! Theres many places which I love personally, and all of them share the common trait of being nowhere near you.

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If there were anything creeping up on me, Flash would flash-fry it before I even got a chance to turn around. No worries there.

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If you want, you can give your thanks to God for your longevity right now! Hes right behind me. Cuddly little fella, aint he?

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Heh. 'Bone of a Dragon' is one of my penis' 5 nicknames!

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No. I dont know it now either. How can I be sure its possible just because you said it?
For all I know you're a raving lunatic.

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...wait a sec r u trying to steal my fossils?

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Ha! your plans to steal my fossils have been foiled by my lack of fossils! Fear my mighty foresight!

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I suppose I might as well check out whichever meager exhibits that are left.

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Seriously, you cant even definitively label your fossils, pewter? MAYBE a carnivore? Look at the goddamn teeth man!

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Your museum mainly displays its incompetence.

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If the anime I've watched are anything to go by, anything ancient is far more powerful than anything that exists in modern times. After I've conquered Kanto as well, I'll Jurassic park it up in this bitch and get myself some ancient pokeslaves!

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Well, that was a waste. What was I thinking, visiting a museum of science? I dont need this heretic... science. All I need is faith in the divine!

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And by the divine I mean myself and Flash. Those two guys have never failed me!

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And now comes time once again to display my inability to fail. I bet it'll take me less time to crush this gym than it took me to find the damn place.

[‡]: something i've been meaning to mention, now that I no longer closely follow the sc2 scene, and mostly play dota 2 whenever I do get free time for gaming, a lot of my jokes/references will be dota 2 related. I hope this doesnt bother those of you guys that dont follow/play dota 2, if it does let me know by PM and I'll cut it out.
If anyone is interested, this particular line was a reference to Morphling's origin story.

Anyway, next update wont be for a few hours, it'll be after I've gotten home and had some dinner. Hope you liked this one!
And one last thing, I know the first part of this thread has all the images missing, if anyone just started following this and wants to read the first few pages, I have it formatted and saved, so PM me and i'll send it to you by PM since I cant edit those pages.

arb

Noobville17922 Posts

October 20 2014 10:15 GMT

#2704

u better photoshop a pimp cane and a feather hat with some glasses on that diglett

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 20 2014 10:22 GMT

#2705

On October 20 2014 19:15 arb wrote:
u better photoshop a pimp cane and a feather hat with some glasses on that diglett

That was the plan! He went straight to box prison so I couldnt do it yesterday.
Although I'm tempted to just use this:

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instead of inflicting my horrific mspaint skillz on you guys again. What do you think?

Oh I forgot to mention one thing guys. Next part is obviously gonna be the gym, so please tell me which pokemon to use. Remember, it can be any number from 1-6 (but if its only 1, please let me at least have a type advantage).

Heres the list of my current pokemon, levels are irrelevant, if necessary I'll grind them up to match at least brocks lowest level pokemon.

http://imgur.com/a/r8nyE

arb

Noobville17922 Posts

October 20 2014 10:27 GMT

#2706

need to see your paint skills to judge

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 20 2014 10:41 GMT

#2707

On October 20 2014 19:27 arb wrote:
need to see your paint skills to judge

heres an example

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BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50864 Posts

October 20 2014 10:50 GMT

#2708

its great, and as far as I can tell, there is value to what I say about someone's mspaint skills on TL.

Koerage

Netherlands1220 Posts

October 20 2014 11:19 GMT

#2709

use Seto Kaiba (Gyrados) at least

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

October 20 2014 14:01 GMT

#2710

Threads don't unsubscribe themselves... the evil human (yes that's me) did it! Let me explain myself I was doing this annual cleaning kind of deal with TL subscription list and let's say I was quick to judge which ones were active or not.

I think I need to re-read this entire thread - I don't remember the backstory on at least half of those current mangs.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50864 Posts

October 20 2014 14:36 GMT

#2711

boo opshot

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 20 2014 17:43 GMT

#2712

On October 20 2014 23:01 OpticalShot wrote:let's say I was quick to judge which ones were active or not.

I was just kidding haha, the thread went inactive long enough that i'd unsubscribe myself, if I actually used the subscription thing :D

I will say however, that even if I may slow down at times, or even stop altogether again, I will finish this thread. Possibly even this thread and another if people still want it when this one ends. It may take a while with how little free time I have to distribute between my hobbies nowadays, but no matter how long it takes this thread will be finished.

By the way, I only have Seto Kaiba in my team right now. Which others should I add before stomping brock?

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

October 20 2014 17:53 GMT

#2713

Steve needs to stretch a bit me thinks

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50864 Posts

October 20 2014 18:09 GMT

#2714

Adele
Steveirwin

Salteador Neo

Andorra5591 Posts

October 20 2014 18:11 GMT

#2715

Bisu autovote.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 20 2014 20:26 GMT

#2716

Sorry it took so long guys, I was playing dota with some rl friends after a very long time and then I had to grind Kaiba for a while. Just to somewhat handicap myself I made him forget all water type moves for this gym (I'll go to the re-learner after the gym if you guys think I should keep hydro pump)

Alright guys, how ready are you to walk all over this pathetic little gym?

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♫ Brock's gonna wish he never met me
Tears are gonna fall, rollout-ing in the deep ♫

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Can we make this fast? I want to get back to crowdsurfing on my legion of adoring fans.

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Screw the Pokérules, I'm a fucking red dragon!

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Ain't no worries m8, we're a team of sick cunts, wont even be a minute!

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Alrighty then, lets see what this gym has in store for us

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Stunning? Dashing? Intimidating? Mansome? Lusciously breath-taking?

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I'll allow the pun, but only because its also a compliment.

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This is like my 4th one or something, so... probably?

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Thats it? Wheres my tips? I mean I dont need help, but at least tell me the type advantages you useless little fuck

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Hey... hold on a sec here

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I can just go around all the fodder this time!

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Oh my god I love this gym so much that I want to take it out to a nice dinner, and then fuck it in the ass for an hour

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You know, I'm so happy I might not even kill all of brocks pokemon for daring to obstruct my path to total conquest!

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Although... he does look like kind of a douchenugget...

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Choose your words wisely, I'm still undecided on what level of mercy to show here

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I'm... uh... Awesome-trainer-man. Champion of Kanto, and soon supreme leader of all pokemon.

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Oh, you managed to master the intricacies of ONE pokemon type. After years of being a gym leader.
Goooood job buddy.

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Who needs physical attacks? I'll feed your rocks to steve and adele to help with their digestion.

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You'll have a hard time finding someone who cares.

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On... what? I can come on command, but I DO need more specific directions.

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...The face?
Well, maybe after you lose.

flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts

October 20 2014 20:34 GMT

#2717

FUCK HIM UP

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

October 20 2014 20:41 GMT

#2718

Make him eat a dick. A ROCK hard dick.

Koerage

Netherlands1220 Posts

October 20 2014 20:54 GMT

#2719

i think you can avoid almost all sidetrainers in Johto can't you?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 20 2014 21:16 GMT

#2720

On October 21 2014 05:54 Koerage wrote:
i think you can avoid almost all sidetrainers in Johto can't you?

Hadnt really noticed before this gym, it was pretty blatant here though lol

Oh, you know. This and that.

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Pff, you think an earthquake can hurt Adele? ADELE IS THE EARTHQUAKE, FOOL!

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Hah, your 'rock solid' pokemon seem to melt in her mouth.

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Aw, aint that cute.

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BUT ITS WRONG!

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Ohohoho, buddy, you've just fucked yourself over real good. If you're gonna bust out the full restores, I'll just have to make sure to kill your little stoners in 1 hit, eh?

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This arena isnt big enough to contain the entirety of Seto Kaiba's ego... but it'll have to do.

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I'm sorry, did you want to full restore or something? Thats a shame.

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I suppose I'll give bisus mind a bit of an exercise.

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Not like he'll actually have to physically move.

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Well, unless he feels like doing some taunting poses, I guess?

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It wouldnt be fair not to let my most faithful friend stretch his legs a bit, would it now?

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I never understood why water hurts rocks so much. Onyx is... covered in moss now? Or eroding? I dont even know. Wet rock is soft rock is all I know.

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Take us home Steve, this ones in the bag

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Lets see what your last pokemon has to offer.

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I-I'm not even gonna bother trying to figure that one out. Just give me my badge already

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Not much of a last stand there, Cock.

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I wonder if all your 'rock hard' innuendo is you compensating for something?

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Yup, DEFINITELY impotent.

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Actually, I couldnt even lift a dumbell. My pokemon are the strong ones. I just kinda push em around like a bitch.
...
Er, I mean uh, YES, I POSSESS HERCULEAN LEVELS OF STRENGTH!

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♫ Du-du du du-du du duuuu! ♫

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I uh... didnt really pay attention to most of it. Sorry.

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Let me guess, it'll make my pokemons attacks ROCK HARD? RIGHT?

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No? Geez man, at least stick to your thing. You had ONE THING going for you!

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Mmm, the rewards of grinding

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Strong trainers? Probably.
Like me? You better hope not.

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You should probably look into using pokemon that cant be wiped out by a slight drizzle.

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Heh, burn. If his eyes could open, they'd be wide open in shock and awe I bet!

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Hey trainer guy, you wanna battle now that you've seen what I did to ROCK HARD BROCK over there?

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Thats what I thought, PUNK.

Thats all for now, thanks again for being patient with me fellers!
Let me know if you want me to change my team at all before heading out to the next gym.
As always, heres the current list

http://imgur.com/a/r8nyE#0

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