[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 135

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TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 12 2014 18:28 GMT

#2681

No, they key attribute of flying pokemon is that they fly you fucking mongoloid

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No shit, I trained them. I'd know.

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Wow, thats the most sensible invitation to a pokemon battle I've ever heard!

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As a reward, I'll make that... things death swift and painless.

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Is it the ass swaying? Its the ass swaying isnt it? Damnit cosmo!

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Oh god another one of these perverts

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I dont want to know how you 'groom' them you sicko

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We've ditched all subtlety now, this guy straight up pupils dilated mouth foaming crazy.

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I'm going to go now.

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I swear one of these days I'm going to have an aneurysm from the sheer stupidity I have to deal with each day

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Oooooh...
WHY CANT I EVER WALK PAST THESE?

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Time to get my fix I guess.

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So in a world full of nobodies, you're the King of nobodies brother? Thats fucking sad man.

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Eh, I could take it or leave it.

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I guess I'll settle on taking it.

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Finally, I have Supermans penis! With this, my first step to world domination is achieved!

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Oh boy, this is like christmas! I get to crush his spirit and kill his pokemon in front of his girlfriend!

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Do you happen to like the color red?

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No theatrics boys, just demolish em in one move.

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That'll do pigs. That'll do.

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In bed, no doubt. NEUTRINO!

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Alright, so I'm back here and have officially no idea where to go now.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

October 12 2014 19:07 GMT

#2682

Maybe more than the ass-swaying, it's the fact that you're walking with a paralysed Pokemon dragging himself in tow.

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

October 12 2014 19:23 GMT

#2683

Meb went in that ghost tower as I recall, try and look and see what'd happend to it

Koerage

Netherlands1220 Posts

October 12 2014 21:06 GMT

#2684

i recall getting stuck on that when i was like 8 in the original gold.... but i dont recall how i got past it

frozenprawn

Portugal6 Posts

October 12 2014 21:56 GMT

#2685

From what I remember you have to talk to an old guy at the radio tower, he'll give you the EXPN card, and you can then wake up the Snorlax in front of the Diglett Tunnel to get to Pewter City

SharkStarcraft

Austria2259 Posts

October 12 2014 22:27 GMT

#2686

You should be able to surf south of fuchsia city and go from there if i remember correctly. I don't remember if a snorlax blocks the diglett cave but if it doesn't you can go through there to continue as well (its a tiny bit east from vermilion town). If snorlax is there you can find a flute or a radio chip to awaken him somewhere in lavender town i think.
One of those should work i think but i havent played the game in a long time myself

RolleMcKnolle

Germany1054 Posts

October 17 2014 23:14 GMT

#2687

so this gone again?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 18 2014 14:03 GMT

#2688

On October 18 2014 08:14 RolleMcKnolle wrote:
so this gone again?

Nah, not just yet.

I should have said this earlier though, now that I'm back to working I'll most likely only be updating on weekends, because by the time I get home I'm just too tired of typing to do any more of it.

I've been walking around for days and I still cant find a way to get to pewter! Who the hell designed this island? I demand they be brought before me!

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Say... where'd that bald nogoodnik who was blocking my way go?

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Actually, who cares? I've looked everywhere else and havent found the path to pewter, so chances are this it.

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Oh man, this place is creepy as fuck. Why exactly was I eager to come here?

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Oh look, I found shiny-head

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Of all the feelings I'm experiencing while looking at you, fear is among the furthest from my mind. Still in front of lust though.

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Or creepy perverts. Speaking of which...

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Are you having fun raging at your strawman? Theres noone even here you cuntwipe

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Why are you looking at my backpack?

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HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE X-RAY VISION?

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On one condition. You must tell me how you came to have the power to see through shit

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Hey, what the-

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The fucking disembodied voice slash narrator gave him my goddamn candy!
He can do that?!

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Oh come on, it cant be that bad. I've only had it in my backpack for a couple years now.

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Yeah, I think I'm magic or something. I dont age and things in my backpack are put into some sort of stasis.

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You're one of the most bipolar people I've ever met... in the last week or so, at least!

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Man, this guy is so passionate about his candy-eating!

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I've never seen someone sweating and breathing deeply after eating a candy bar

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Well, I didnt give it to you on purpose, but I cant say I regret it too much.

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Wait... which one is this again?

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Did I just inadvertently join ISIS?

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Oh well, terrorist organizations aside, when I get out of here I'll finally be one step closer to demolishing another gym leader! Finally, I wont be just roaming around in circles! Finally, I'll be somewhere new, somewhere fresh, somewh-

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-ere that I've been already. God fucking damn it!

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*grumbles* I cant understand why I cant just fly there and avoid all this shit.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50898 Posts

October 18 2014 14:41 GMT

#2689

On October 18 2014 23:03 TheAntZ wrote:
*grumbles* I cant understand why I cant just fly there and avoid all this shit.

because Soar doesn't exist in HG/SS

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 18 2014 15:12 GMT

#2690

On October 18 2014 23:41 BLinD-RawR wrote:

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because Soar doesn't exist in HG/SS

I didnt know this was a thing, this looks amazing!

Well, I'm not getting any nearer to pewter, might as well indulge myself in some of my hobbies...

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Primary among them... the good old B&E

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Oh shit, this place seems familiar. Although every house, apartment, store and pokemon center vaguely resemble each other from what I've seen.

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Oh no... I remember now.

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What boy? Did he have a protagonistic aura around him?

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So shes fallen deeper into her psychosis?

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I dont even know why I'm talking to her again, I guess I'm at least a little masochistic.

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Hey, so this time could you not do that thing

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Yeah, that thing.

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I can see why your parents never let you out of this room.

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Woah now, run that by me one more time?

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I am NOT running errands for you just because you said I would while using my voice and wearing my skin!

HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT?

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Seriously, we dont have the same height, body structure, or skin tone. And then you just spin and suddenly we're identical?

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Oh... uh, yeah! That too!

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Then they'll probably cut it up for parts and sell those on the black market. Probably.

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Well... not like I have anywhere to go right now anyway, eh?

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*sigh* Whoever is pulling the strings in this world really hates me.

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Someday, I'll find that asshole and exact my revenge.

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You... fiend!

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P-Pls no...

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And if there is any justice in this world, you'll take them to your grave.

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I dont have anything witty for this one. You straight up stole a little girls doll, you bloated man-child.

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No shit shes sad, you stole her doll you weirdo.

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I'd be indignant about being used as a glorified mailman, but I kinda brought it on myself

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No you wont. Just like me, and every other rational human being, clefairies hate you.

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Yoink!

Alrighty then, time to head back to that little girl and see what I can get as ransom

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Hi Steven! Why dont you fuck right off!

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Woah, wait up here. So if I beat you, does that mean Hoenn is my bitch too, just like Johto is now?

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If we had, you wouldnt be asking. I tend to leave a lasting impression, what with my chiseled good looks and rugged mansomeness.

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Hey, asshole, just because not everyone has prematurely gray hair, doesnt mean we all look alike.

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No, but now I want one.

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Because KANTO ROOLZ HOENN DROOLZ

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Fascinating, fascinating.

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Mhm, yup, yup. *nods sagely*

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Uh-huh. Clearly.

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Ah, yes, I see!

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Well, thats too bad. I'll talk to you later. *click*

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I'm sorry, what? I didnt hear any of that, I was calling people on the phone and looking around for someone that gives a fuck

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Heh, now hes sulking. Apparently Champion Steven sucks at taking a joke.

You're damn right it is. And if you ever wanna see it again, I'll need 100 million of whatever currency we use!

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What? No you lying douche, I did that to show you what'll happen if you dont pay the ransom!
Now fork over the money!

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Well... I guess I can take this in lieu of the money.

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Its worth around that much, right?

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Yup, thanks for the refresher course on how to use tickets.

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If I wanted to know your life story, I would have asked. And then killed myself, because your life is fucking tedious.

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I'm... so sorry for your burden. I'll be leaving now.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50898 Posts

October 18 2014 15:30 GMT

#2691

I like how we just talked about soar(move that lets you fly anywhere you want like a flight simulator) and you end up talking to steven about latios.

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

October 18 2014 15:41 GMT

#2692

A guy stole a girls dolls and "befriended it"? I know I might be alone in this but I read way too many stories about that this year

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 18 2014 15:48 GMT

#2693

Hmm... could this cave be a route to pewter? Nah, probably not.

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However unlikely it is, this sleeping monstrosity is still blocking my way, and I dont take kindly to things that block my way. I'll give it a chance and awaken it before murdering or enslaving it. Now then... how does one go about waking up giant pokemon?

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Oh yeah... I remember hearing something like that from some smug douche-canoe.
If I recall correctly, the last flute went extinct 2 years ago

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But thankfully, glorious science has replaced that as well!

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Oh shit

UH, FLASH!

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DONT LET THIS THING ROLL OVER ON ME!

Should I catch it, or kill it?
If catch, what name?

That'll be it for today, more tomorrow at around the same time

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50898 Posts

October 18 2014 16:09 GMT

#2694

of course you catch it.

too bad you can't name it Waxangel, well you can name it Sofa-Bulous.

SharkStarcraft

Austria2259 Posts

October 19 2014 12:17 GMT

#2695

Name it Adele

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 19 2014 14:41 GMT

#2696

On October 19 2014 01:09 BLinD-RawR wrote:
of course you catch it.

too bad you can't name it Waxangel, well you can name it Sofa-Bulous.

I'll take Sharks name since you named the last one RawR

On October 19 2014 21:17 SharkStarcraft wrote:
Name it Adele

Also because it gives me an excuse to use my mspaint skillz

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Alright, now that that blundering oaf is out of the way, we can finally (hopefully) start on the path to pewter

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There sure are a lot of creepy holes in the cave walls...

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Noooo way, diglett? In the diglett's cave? ARE YOU SURE?

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Nothing like a long narrow cave to get the spirits soaring...

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Also, who does this shit? Its like that pokeball is taunting me!
Someday... someday I will train my pokemon to be ski-lifts. On that day I'll be back for you, random item ball.

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