[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 138

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OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

November 06 2014 19:44 GMT

#2741

He's Drowzee-eating (eating the Drowzee) in his dreams. Some hypnotic pork stuff. Let the man be.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 10 2014 07:13 GMT

#2742

On November 07 2014 04:44 OpticalShot wrote:
(eating the Drowzee)

This sounds like poke-slang for some sort of lewd act

Well I guess since this towns gym leader is an irresponsible twat, I'm moving on to the next gym.

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Oh man, why does that name stir up vague memories of irritation?

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Ah tall grass, my eternal nemesis.

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You should practice getting the hell out of my face.

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Your biggest mistake is not getting the hell out of my face.

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At least this kid sounds reasonable.

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That doesnt make his pokemon any less terrible though.

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Oh wait, I think he only knows one thing.

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Why do I get propositioned by men so much more often than by women? Its the name isnt it?!

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Although... that is a SWEET looking pokemon

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Alright fuck you ACE TRAINER, I want that absol.

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uwotm8?

U 'AVIN A GIGGLE M8?

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If I cant have it, noone will!

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Shut up and go away before I lose my patience and try to steal your absol again.

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Ey bby forget the battles. U wan sum fuk?

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Your facial expression and body language say no, but your eyes say yes.

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Yeah I work out.

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Hmm... Pallet Town, huh?

What a dull place. I'm sure noone of any importance ever lived here.

Shock710

Australia6097 Posts

November 10 2014 08:29 GMT

#2743

ROFL "dont be a thief" "that was a great fight"

Alaric

France45622 Posts

November 10 2014 09:10 GMT

#2744

Shut up and go away before I lose my patience and try to steal your absol again.

Another mystery. Did Britney not kill a Pokemon for once? Is he into stealing Pokemons' corpses?
Could he not bring himself to finish off the Absol, subjugated by his rugged good looks? Did Steve Irwin fail instead? Is that a lack of power, or a loss of the will to inflict harm upon his fellow slaves? Which consequences will it have on Steve's place in the party, and his relationship with his trainer? Will Britney ever realise that he's becoming more creepy than the people he encounters, not only toward women but now toward Pokemons as well?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 10 2014 09:20 GMT

#2745

Thats one of the only times someone has had a sensible reason for being a trainer

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What kind of dumbass names their son a color?

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Lets go meet them!

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Oh, so Blue is the irresponsible twat whose fault it is that I'll have to go back to viridian.

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Yeah, but more importantly its causing problems for me.

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Well, the least I can do is fuck with his room a little.

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Now, what do you think Steve, how do I leave our careless friend a message?

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Setting screensaver to meatspin... and... done.

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sorrygottagodontgouptoblue'sroombye!

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Heh, I'm a real badass.

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Ok there has to be something in the water here, what the fuck is with these names?

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Sup!

Maybe he'd avoid you less if you hadnt given him such a shit name. Trust me on this one, I know.

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Who knows, he could be lost up in some mountain cave or something.

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Setting homepage to lemonparty... alright, we can leave.

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Where are you going with this?

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Furthering the treatment of living beings like digital information! Yay!

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Hmm...

I guess I've got some time to kill.

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Shh! Keep it on the down low, see?

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Just between you and me, if you tell anyone else my real name, I will slit your throat in your sleep.

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Does Oak pay you losers to stand around and advertise his radio show?

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Oh wait no, you're just stalkers. Ew.

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Wait I've been doing work?

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I've been informed that I've been working for you. Wheres my money old man?!

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They're not giving me enough money when I beat their asses. Now stop changing the subject, when and in what currency are you paying me?

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So you're just going to ignore me?

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The pokemon trainers union wont like this you old scrooge

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How about you gift me with my salary for my goddamn work!

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Hey woah, I thought this was a social visit!

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Wow cant even drop by and have a chat without it becoming all about work...

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Whew, good thing I got out befo-
Wait a minute.

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How did I end up working for fucking Professor Oak?

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

November 10 2014 10:50 GMT

#2746

I'm more surprised Oak never mentioned how long it took you to get back to him.

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

November 20 2014 04:03 GMT

#2747

Daed thraed

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 23 2014 09:37 GMT

#2748

On November 20 2014 13:03 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Daed thraed

u wish buddy

Enough dawdling, time has come to move on

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Out on the open seas again, I'm going to ride Adele all day long on these waves

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Sure! I'd love to rub my hands all over you, stranger.

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No, no, noooooo!
Goddamnit, why does it always have to be like this?!

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Then maybe you shouldnt be prancing around in the water half naked on a sunny day you ditzy tool

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No, it gives YOU that feeling. I, on the other hand, am sane.

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Winter bikinis, now thats the dream

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Pff, bikinis arent for swimming in!

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Whats the point of being strong myself, I have pokemon to do that for me.

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Bitches always be tryin to get ma clothes off

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Alright, finally! I get to demolish another gym on my way to continental domination.

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Right after I read this sign.

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I guess at this point my reputation precedes me, because these little bitch gym leaders are scattering like rats to get out of my warpath

Latham

9593 Posts

November 23 2014 09:46 GMT

#2749

Ooooo update. But only a small step, we need a big update with you knocking the gym leader's socks off.

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

November 23 2014 09:50 GMT

#2750

Where in the world is that

Quite sure i Never saw cinnabar like that, even if I assume that you're there.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 23 2014 09:58 GMT

#2751

On November 23 2014 18:50 Iplaythings wrote:
Where in the world is that

Quite sure i Never saw cinnabar like that, even if I assume that you're there.

After a volcaniceruption apparently

On November 23 2014 18:46 Latham wrote:
Ooooo update. But only a small step, we need a big update with you knocking the gym leader's socks off.

This update train wont be slowing down until it rams all the way up the next gym leaders ass

Wow, what a depressing sign.

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Ey man, who the fuck are YOU?

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My names irrelevant. I'm the current Johto champion and within the next few days, the current Kanto champion too.

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Dont worry, this 'red' will have a short lived reign too!

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No, this place is a bummer

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Yeah, its almost like those things are full of molten lava or some shit

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If by 'Nature' you mean my penis, then yes, all true.

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A rambling trainer. Get to the point

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Your battle-boner must be full mast after laying eyes on me then.

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As many as I've wanted to get, bitch! What are you implying?

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... it'd be six if you were waiting at your gym like a FUCKING GYM LEADER

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If it didnt get me a slap on the wrists from the pokemon league each time I did it, I'd be murdering the hell out of you with my pokemon right now

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

November 23 2014 10:54 GMT

#2752

"I might be standing in a post apocalyptic ruin but my pride still shelters me!"- Blue

KobraKay

Portugal4396 Posts

November 23 2014 11:44 GMT

#2753

Nice update. Im glad to see Britney go at it again.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 23 2014 12:15 GMT

#2754

Finally, we've arrived!

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Oh God not again.

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Yes! I actually get to do a gym battle now!

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This doesnt look like a gym...

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Oh wait, here we go.

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Yo... uh... Gym guy!

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Dont worry, I'll just mow through the debris and dimwits alike.

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Sounds simple enough

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I'm glad you're keeping things in perspective and focusing on whats important.

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You might have a clean white lab coat but that doesnt make you look any less deranged.

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Neither does it make your pokemon any less water soluble.

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Dont trust your feelings.

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If you love exploring caves, that means you havent explored many caves.

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Did I accidentally walk into a star trek convention? What the hell is with this nerd saturation?

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That turtle is really weak to water!

...wait what?

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I guess thats the source of my immense power, I'm always bitter about something.

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Where you see perseverance, I see delusion.

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Oh look at that, its rubbed off on you!

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How thrilling.

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Sure, you can go ahead and mark this one up as a loss before we start.

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My name is Britn-

err...

Yellow. What, having a color as a name is completely normal here, right?

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Thats it, I've had enough of you little dorks. Now grovel for mercy before I have Adele turn you into a carcass.

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Remember it, you presumptuous little bitch.

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Yo, Blaine! Get your goddamn gym trainers in line

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I dont care!

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I dont c-
Hey no wait a minute, I actually kinda need that

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TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 23 2014 12:25 GMT

#2755

Is he blind, or does he just have no fashion sense?

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Oh good, now your snail can have a better view

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of Adele drowning him.

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WHARRGARRBL

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Wait, whats that move supposed to do?

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Actually, never mind, I dont think its going to matter.

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I'm coming for that next old man!

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You have a strange definition of awesome.

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One step closer to crushing that arrogant blue faggots face in!

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Oh good, now my pokemon can do what my graphics card does.

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There wont be a next time, I'm a busy man with a lot of oats to sow.

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Yeah, call me then, see what happens.

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Well, I've got the badge, no reason to stick around here any more. Not like theres anything to keep me here.

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Nope, nothing at all. Not one single thing.
I'm going in.

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

November 23 2014 12:29 GMT

#2756

Britney, not giving a fuck - not perfected :D

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

November 23 2014 12:35 GMT

#2757

Going in deep and posting another update when I think I'm replying to the other one, damn you Antz-man!!

Go in deep!

Latham

9593 Posts

November 23 2014 12:51 GMT

#2758

Antz just wondering, it's been so long - are you gonna go after Raikou Entei Suicune Zaptos Articuno and Moltres at any time, maybe not to use them in a fight but just as a challenge?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 23 2014 13:05 GMT

#2759

On November 23 2014 21:51 Latham wrote:
Antz just wondering, it's been so long - are you gonna go after Raikou Entei Suicune Zaptos Articuno and Moltres at any time, maybe not to use them in a fight but just as a challenge?

I was thinking of going legendary hunting (including latias or w/e also) before either the elite four or Red. What do you think would be a good time?