Thats fucking ridiculous!!!!
Not only that they do only shitty new stuff, now they need to screw up the good old stuff! OMG
Really I hate them for that.... They just want to make quick money and that's it!!

HwangjaeTerran

Finland5967 Posts

March 21 2012 11:23 GMT

#305

It's pretty good but could be even better.

I sent a letter to Mr. Bay already, urging him to swap turtles to crocodiles or something more awesome like that. Also I told him that ninjas are an 80's thing & therefore seriously uncool (understandable mistake, as he is old) and so he should consider making them either samurais, mongols, hackapelites, vikings, etc,..
The TMNT habit of eating pizza could be seen as a bad example for the young kids, therefore I also suggested that he would emphasize in the movie that pizza is indeed a vegetable.

Recognizable

Netherlands1552 Posts

March 21 2012 11:25 GMT

#306

On March 20 2012 12:32 Timurid wrote:
WTF he is changing their names too?!?!?!?!?!? no splinter?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS CHANGING THE FUCKING NAMES ASWELL???????

burn in hell.

Hokay

United States738 Posts

March 21 2012 11:44 GMT

#307

I'm hopeful that this movie will be good. Transformer movie trilogy was awesome :D

CutieBK

Sweden227 Posts

March 21 2012 11:52 GMT

#308

What do you say to this shit? I mean, this is just off the charts stupid and downright hateful of him.

Perhaps he got so much flak from people who felt their childhoods were sollied from his tranformers monstrosities that he now feels he has to destroy everything they ever loved? Is Michael Bay evil incarnate?

Sareth

Germany1008 Posts

March 21 2012 13:08 GMT

#309

On March 21 2012 20:44 Hokay wrote:
I'm hopeful that this movie will be good. Transformer movie trilogy was awesome :D

what the...
i don't even...
You're kidding, right?

heroyi

United States1064 Posts

March 21 2012 13:12 GMT

#310

On March 21 2012 22:08 Sareth wrote:

Show nested quote +

what the...
i don't even...
You're kidding, right?

1 was ok

others...well at least you could tell it was MB who filmed them...

masterbreti

Korea (South)2711 Posts

March 21 2012 13:14 GMT

#311

This feels worse than when my grandmother died. I am sitting hear almost in tears. Fuck you michael bay, fuck you.

and also don't we know the origin of TMNT anyways. Weren't they born then walked into some toxic slime, or nuclear waste? I have not seen TMNT since I was a child so I don't remember much.

TheKefka

Croatia11752 Posts

March 21 2012 13:19 GMT

#312

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see this and walk away.

AirbladeOrange

United States2573 Posts

March 21 2012 15:11 GMT

#313

He can do what he wants and I don't care. It's just his own take on the turtles I don't have to think about the turtles his way when I think about them. I think about the crazy cartoon, the old action figures, and the first 2 movies.

Vanimar

220 Posts

March 21 2012 15:19 GMT

#314

I'll be honest, I was outraged, until I saw that woman. Does she eat? sometimes? every now and then? Geez I seriously forgot to care about the turtles thing over her.
Maybe she got mutated to survive without food and so does embrace the idea of mutations rather then alien origin. Or maybe shes even scared she might get (pun inc) alienated.
Haha such a fun day

BlazeFury01

United States1460 Posts

March 21 2012 15:30 GMT

#315

You know what we need? A battle toads movie. Hell yeah

Remfire

492 Posts

March 21 2012 15:35 GMT

#316

WOW! Kinda of terrible, makes no sense to go and change it all, WTF

TsoBadGuy

United States221 Posts

March 21 2012 15:46 GMT

#317

"Shaft!" played by Toby Maguire.

Upon reading "Teenage Alien ninja turtles." I tried to think of a worse idea as hard as I could. Shaft being played by the whitest dude I could imagine fell short. I don't think many childhood dreams centered around shaft at any point, but TMNT?? OH man, I compared people to ninja turtles to gauge their personality. From carefree/laid back to steadfast leader, or from mustang rebel to intelligent, well-meaning follower. You all know who's who.

Also, how the fuck does splinter or shredder even enter into this? And Shredder trying to harness the power of the ooze? What now? I'm guessing Shredder is just some rich guy in a suit who knows Karate, and he hears about the aliens, and then tries to harness whatever power they have. Splinter probably won't even be in it cause some dumbfuck writing it thought having him and Leonardo would be redundant. Leo can't control Rapheal, common knowledge. Splinter is the crux to the build, no splinter in TMNT is like no Warp research in a 4 Gate timing.

April will likely see the turtles "Human" side in a highly circumstantial event, then it's totally bffs from there. You will hear "Cowabunga" maybe twice, and no other surfing references. Casey Jones will probably be in it again, even though he doesn't deserve to be in so many TMNT movies. Miyamoto Usagi (Yeah I had to look it up) commonly known as the Samurai rabbit could use some show time. As much as I wanna see Rapheal be more of a rebel than Casey jones, I wanna see Leo step up to Samurai rabbit as a leader and swordsman.

Micheal Bay....

Fake)Plants

United States373 Posts

March 21 2012 15:48 GMT

#318

This is especially bad for me because I just watched the original 1990 TMNT film, which is GREAT, by the way. The soundtrack, costumes, even the fucking jokes are pretty good, or at least that's what my nostalgia is asking me to write. Look, it seems like Michael Bay has the destruction of my childhood all planned out, so who am I to get in the way?

Deletrious

United States458 Posts

March 21 2012 15:48 GMT

#319

I'd like to point out, not only aren't they mutants, if they are aliens they are also not really turtles, and certainly not trained as ninjas. Do we even have confirmation of their age?