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On March 21 2012 08:51 nooboon wrote:
Why? Sure the series may have hit hard times since the last time i watched them but they are still an important part of the working classes childhood. Whats next? Flintstones, Jetsons?
BTW i think this will be the plot of the movie: The alien turtles must stop the evil vampires from using zombies to win a war against werewolves....than it turns out that shredder is also a zombie!
I'm gonna rage so hard when that happens.
+ Show Spoiler +What if. What if Muttley was an A.I. sent to wreak havoc!
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Guys, come on. Bay needs fluff for Transformers 4. Why not have the Ninja Turtles create the Transformers in this new Hasbro dimension? 'sides, Donatello kinda sounds like Optimus Prime...
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Bad movies or not, everyone in Hollywood knows Aliens = $$$$$!
Besides, they've already made three TMNT movies... Let Mr. Bay molest the original concept, it won't ruin my memories nor will I see it so I don't see why we should give a shit.
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No... Why does ninja turtles have to turn into a 2 hour over sexualized unfunny movie filled with explosions? To bad another great series got ruin by Bay. Well RIP TMNT we will always remember you before Bay ruined you.
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More like Teenage Explosive Ninja Turtles.
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On March 21 2012 08:16 DeepElemBlues wrote:
No no no no no no no no no.
No.
NO.
Michael Bay needs to take his millions and buy a nice big yacht and go off on a cruise to the South Pacific and never return.
In other words, he needs to find R'lyeh and get fucking eaten by Cthulhu. Who will politely inform Michael what a REAL alien is before he devours his soul.
another reason i love this site, you can seriously say that someone should get eaten by Cthulu and noone will ever think its wierd
if michael bay is gonna do this, he has to make it as non-original as possible, rip off as much stuff from the show and games and comics and movies and everything turtle and try to recreate that, thats what we want we want Turtles but in cool graphics not michael bays take on wha turtles are
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I'm totally calling April O'Neil to be blonde and wears a white tank top designed for maximum cleavage camera shots
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On March 21 2012 11:36 mnesthes wrote:
I'm totally calling April O'Neil to be blonde and wears a white tank top designed for maximum cleavage camera shots
hmmm
white tank top
amphibious main characters
you might be on to something
i mean with all hes doing to the franchise it would actually help it to slap an 18A on it
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When is this man going to get banned from making movies?
I say that because he has recently ruined the Nightmare on Elm Street series, the Friday the 13th series, made garbage like Transformers 2 and 3...and now he's going to ruin TMNT...
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It will probably hit the cinemas on 12-21-2012 :D
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On March 21 2012 11:45 dnosrc wrote:
It will probably hit the cinemas on 12-21-2012 :D
It's meant to be end of 2013, which is good.
It means the world will end before this atrocity happens to the franchise 
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On March 21 2012 12:04 Maynarde wrote:Show nested quote +On March 21 2012 11:45 dnosrc wrote:
It will probably hit the cinemas on 12-21-2012 :D It's meant to be end of 2013, which is good. It means the world will end before this atrocity happens to the franchise
with any luck we can give Cthulu directions while us loyal cult members are being devoured
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FUCK. THE. SYSTEM. why does it have to create shit remakes to make money when their are so many good indie films that could make millions just waiting to be produced over this crap -_-.
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On March 21 2012 10:48 shaftofpleasure wrote:Show nested quote +On March 21 2012 08:51 nooboon wrote:
Why? Sure the series may have hit hard times since the last time i watched them but they are still an important part of the working classes childhood. Whats next? Flintstones, Jetsons?
BTW i think this will be the plot of the movie: The alien turtles must stop the evil vampires from using zombies to win a war against werewolves....than it turns out that shredder is also a zombie! I'm gonna rage so hard when that happens. + Show Spoiler +What if. What if Muttley was an A.I. sent to wreak havoc!
Speaking of which, the Jetsons is still in the works. ;/
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The US does have 'Alien' Resident Cards. Maybe they're mutant immigrants. I mean, we all know that Master Splinter is Japanese. lawl
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On March 21 2012 13:52 plogamer wrote:
The US does have 'Alien' Resident Cards. Maybe they're mutant immigrants. I mean, we all know that Master Splinter is Japanese. lawl
The Turtles are Mexican Immigrants. Directed by M Night Shamblahblah
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This will be a good movie for all those lobotomy patients out there.
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