So I see lots of threads about power-leveling, and balance, and complaints, and appreciation and all kinds of different shit, which is fine. Personally I've just been playing a lot of D3 lately and am enjoying it without finding exploits or whatever it is you people do. Basically I've enjoyed the game a lot... but there was one thing that literally made me fall out of my computer chair laughing. (It could have been the delirium from the lack of sleep, I don't know.)
Basically I know that most people out there have probably found something really funny in the game, feel free to either share it here with a story or screenshot. Hopefully I can find some more hilarious stuff in the new and exciting (and very random) world of Diablo 3.
Feel free to either find what is funny in the picture or read the spoiler about why I cracked up. (If nothing makes sense to you, read the spoiler at the very bottom) + Show Spoiler +
In the center top of the screenshot the rare mobs name is Succorbenoth, Eater of Scabs LOLOLOL WTFOMG Are there other names like "Eater of scabs" thats some pretty gross fucked up hell created diablo random blizzard shit. Have you seen any other names and random as that? Or did I find some special "Eater of Scabs" name that some Blizz employee decided to throw in there so he could get a lol or two. I don't know, it's just funny to me. Share or Discuss.
Yeah, for a while I was looking at the "banned names in beta" list and there was some pretty funny stuff in there. Blizzard really does have a sense of humor with the stuff they plug into their random word generators. <3 Rares.... sometimes (sometimes they just kill the shit out of me in Inferno and I just need to start a new game and hope there is a new monster I can avoid).
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On June 05 2012 18:48 B.I.G. wrote: I think I once saw monk knuckles called raging handjob... not sure why i didnt take a screencap..
I'm calling bullshit. You were hallucinating if you saw that and you didn't take a screenshot. LOL. Just the thought that that might actually exist really entertains me though. tyty
What cracks me up every time is when I slam a mob with Hammer of the Ancients and see him flying offscreen. That's awesome.
On that note, I was playing with my undergeared friend yesterday, he died every two fights until he started being a lot more careful. We down a Molten special. Great. Everything is dead and he survived.
Except... he was standing on the corpse.
BAM!!! He blew up and his charred corpse backflipped into a corner of the room.
In Act 1 right before Cursed Hold theres this little mini quest where you meet the merchant who wants you to "Make an example of Dargon, that traitorous cur!". Then when you see Dargon his official description is "Traitorous Cur", like that is his occupation or something. I don't know what it is but something about that just cracks me up
In Act1 next to the "Goblin Farm Dungeon" u sometimes can enter the well next to it. Entrance is rarely open. There you will find a bunch of gold + lots of zombies with names of the developers like the Q&A Manager.
Did anyone else laugh when they realized that when Diablo was a man he was super chill, but when Diablo became a chick she just never shuts the fuck up?
Diablo "him/herself" is soooooo cheesily dumb in this game that it's funny to me and my friends.
Hey, Nephalem! You're too late, I already diddled the heavens! If you destroy the Occulus, my Hell Rift will consume you!!!! Oh, you're trying to destroy the Hell Rift? You will not succeed!!!! Oh, you destroyed the Hell Rift? Who cares! You're too late! ...
On June 06 2012 01:23 FieryBalrog wrote: Diablo "him/herself" is soooooo cheesily dumb in this game that it's funny to me and my friends.
Hey, Nephalem! You're too late, I already diddled the heavens! If you destroy the Occulus, my Hell Rift will consume you!!!! Oh, you're trying to destroy the Hell Rift? You will not succeed!!!! Oh, you destroyed the Hell Rift? Who cares! You're too late! ...
Thats like, classic super villain
"Whatever You do, you will not stop m... Oh you're in the final boss room? Owell, You will not kill m... Oh I'm dead? Well fuck, But you will not stop my master plan.. Oh you did that already..... Just you wait for the expansion pack!"
What cracks me up every time is when I slam a mob with Hammer of the Ancients and see him flying offscreen. That's awesome.
On that note, I was playing with my undergeared friend yesterday, he died every two fights until he started being a lot more careful. We down a Molten special. Great. Everything is dead and he survived.
Except... he was standing on the corpse.
BAM!!! He blew up and his charred corpse backflipped into a corner of the room.
I laughed.
My friend has the exact same problem with molten, and the fat zombie things that explode into the little snakes. We were playing through Act IV of hell and we were doing pretty awesome. I was on my level 60 wizard with 40k dps helping his level 60 WD (who just got to 60). We barely survive this huge mass of corrupted angels and mass meteors and all that good stuff. But the corrupted angels with a rare mob with molten. And as usual he is standing on top of their bodies. Prompting him to get one shotted by the explosion for the umpteenth time.
I love when I'm idle (fiddling with my inventory, standing still while sending a chat message, etc.) and my mercenaries or other followers (e.g. Tyrael) start yelling at me for not questing. The stuff they say always surprises the hell out of me and makes me laugh. They get frickin angry!
On June 06 2012 15:48 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: I love when I'm idle (fiddling with my inventory, standing still while sending a chat message, etc.) and my mercenaries or other followers (e.g. Tyrael) start yelling at me for not questing. The stuff they say always surprises the hell out of me and makes me laugh. They get frickin angry!
The same thing happens to me when I play skate 3.... lol I'll start texting a friend and leave my tv on... and other skaters in the game say some pretty funny shit to me. u gotta skate (EA activision and blizzard work together now riiiiiight? lol)
EDIT: And on topic, I know what u mean.... sometimes i hear something so i look at the text window because I can't believe what I just heard and sure enough there is no text. I should start playing w/ a tape recorder.
The idle animation of barbarian is snotting, spitting and wiping his mouth... well, my barb once was cought in a loop with this animation. Every god damned second for the five - ten minutes of which I could not get to my computer or turning volume down... ugh.... <shivers>
Also, the Kill Blizzard dagger was mine. Sold it for 300k
On June 06 2012 01:17 Supamang wrote: Did anyone else laugh when they realized that when Diablo was a man he was super chill, but when Diablo became a chick she just never shuts the fuck up?
I find it pretty funny that when you walk up to the final fight with diablo and your follower gets trapped and is like: "ah maaaaann im so stuck, nah i cant get out of this man no way, even though we walked through the depths of hell together to kill countless demons, this stony spike stuff is just too much.. darnit, and i wanted to fight diablo so bad!... ah well, guess you have to go alone. nonono dont try to release me, theres no time!"
On June 07 2012 09:27 B.I.G. wrote: I find it pretty funny that when you walk up to the final fight with diablo and your follower gets trapped and is like: "ah maaaaann im so stuck, nah i cant get out of this man no way, even though we walked through the depths of hell together to kill countless demons, this stony spike stuff is just too much.. darnit, and i wanted to fight diablo so bad!... ah well, guess you have to go alone. nonono dont try to release me, theres no time!"
damn cowards
At least your follower made it into the room, Tyreal was just like, "omg heaven is about to fall along with all creation, but nah man this is your fight, I'm just gonna chill out here, gl hf don't forget to tweet your progress"
On June 06 2012 01:23 FieryBalrog wrote: Diablo "him/herself" is soooooo cheesily dumb in this game that it's funny to me and my friends.
Hey, Nephalem! You're too late, I already diddled the heavens! If you destroy the Occulus, my Hell Rift will consume you!!!! Oh, you're trying to destroy the Hell Rift? You will not succeed!!!! Oh, you destroyed the Hell Rift? Who cares! You're too late! ...
Haha, him and azmodan seems to share this personality :D
I just started laughing when i saw they followed that formula. Can't be repeated enough how funny it is. I don't know who is funnier though, Azmodan or Diablo.
I must mention two more funny moments though, one is a little related.
When you come to the first sin heart in act 3 that spider S&M chick fights you for like 5 seconds. Then you destroy the hearts and she comes down and says "you will pay for this" or something similar. Why doesnt she just attack you then? I laughed both times i have done this. <3 Blizzard!
The other one, which i am sure is no secret, but is just an example of good zombie apocalypse humour, is the guy in the basement in act 1 who is taking care of his mother/wife (cant remember) who is just a skeleton. Basicly a perfect zombie apocalypse madness/isolation joke :D
I have seen a couple of items name i laughed about to, but i didn't even consider this thread, or remembering them for that matter, Now they are all but lost in the void of forgotten laughs..
In the Caldeum Bazaar in Act 2, two kids can be seen running around with their pet rabbit. They eventually make their way to the Iron Wolf standing in the middle of the map, where he kills the rabbit with his sword, splattering blood all over the ground. The two kids then run away crying.
I quickly posted this on the Funny section of Diablo 3 in TV Tropes. A few minutes later, I check the Tearjerker section and find that someone else has posted this funny background event there.
I'm afraid I don't get this. Could someone explain to me why this is so funny?
The player is already dead.
No, it's funny because it says "only by defeating us can you return to your own realm." However, the fact that the hero died means that he can just rez, which means that he can return to his own realm without having defeated the shadow.
On June 06 2012 01:17 Supamang wrote: Did anyone else laugh when they realized that when Diablo was a man he was super chill, but when Diablo became a chick she just never shuts the fuck up?
Had something really weird, a once in a lifetime bug If you will.
Me and a friend were running act1 NV jailer/butcher. We just killed jailer and I forgot he leaves a desecration and molten behind when he dies. I got realllly low from the desecration and allmost died before I noticed. The jailerarea had a healthwell so I ran over and drank it at the exact moment the moltenglobe exploded.
It killed me, but it didnt kill me. Basicly I became the little dead resurrectionthing on the floor on the place where I 'died'. However the game didnt say I died and my healthbar was full from the well. I couldnt move so I thought wtf i'll just reconnect. Out of pure habit I tried to go to town first and low and behold that actually worked. When I spawned in town I was actually my old self again, but there was also the dead body just below my portal. I went trough my portal again to the failerarea and it got even weirder. Now my dead body was there again and I was alive next to it. However, not totally since all I could see was my weapons. It was just 2 weapons with the glow floating in midair. I took some screenshots, I'll upload em when I get home it was well weird. Went back to town a few times and back to create more dead bodies since they stayed on the floor and also in town stacked.
As soon as I went trough the portal towards butcher I became my old self again In all this time my buddy could see only my gloweffects and animations (thunderclap lights for example).
We had a good laugh about it, but this probably will never happen to me again
What cracks me up every time is when I slam a mob with Hammer of the Ancients and see him flying offscreen. That's awesome.
On that note, I was playing with my undergeared friend yesterday, he died every two fights until he started being a lot more careful. We down a Molten special. Great. Everything is dead and he survived.
Except... he was standing on the corpse.
BAM!!! He blew up and his charred corpse backflipped into a corner of the room.
I laughed.
Yeah, I always get a good laugh when someone stands on a corpse after a really tough Molten fight and dies tragically in their moment of victory.
What cracks me up every time is when I slam a mob with Hammer of the Ancients and see him flying offscreen. That's awesome.
On that note, I was playing with my undergeared friend yesterday, he died every two fights until he started being a lot more careful. We down a Molten special. Great. Everything is dead and he survived.
Except... he was standing on the corpse.
BAM!!! He blew up and his charred corpse backflipped into a corner of the room.
I laughed.
Yeah, I always get a good laugh when someone stands on a corpse after a really tough Molten fight and dies tragically in their moment of victory.
Tried a new build, first pack I run into are molten and instead of killing them one by one , I pretty much sweep the whole pack in 1 go. Delighted with my new build and damage, I die from 4 molten explosions. Awesomeness backfire
I got an unspeakable thing of pain. Lol'ed a bit. People whine way too much for my taste about the game, it's not perfect in various areas but they are fixable issues. Combat plays great, and that's the most important thing.
On July 18 2012 17:41 ihasaKAROT wrote: Had something really weird, a once in a lifetime bug If you will.
Me and a friend were running act1 NV jailer/butcher. We just killed jailer and I forgot he leaves a desecration and molten behind when he dies. I got realllly low from the desecration and allmost died before I noticed. The jailerarea had a healthwell so I ran over and drank it at the exact moment the moltenglobe exploded.
It killed me, but it didnt kill me. Basicly I became the little dead resurrectionthing on the floor on the place where I 'died'. However the game didnt say I died and my healthbar was full from the well. I couldnt move so I thought wtf i'll just reconnect. Out of pure habit I tried to go to town first and low and behold that actually worked. When I spawned in town I was actually my old self again, but there was also the dead body just below my portal. I went trough my portal again to the failerarea and it got even weirder. Now my dead body was there again and I was alive next to it. However, not totally since all I could see was my weapons. It was just 2 weapons with the glow floating in midair. I took some screenshots, I'll upload em when I get home it was well weird. Went back to town a few times and back to create more dead bodies since they stayed on the floor and also in town stacked.
As soon as I went trough the portal towards butcher I became my old self again In all this time my buddy could see only my gloweffects and animations (thunderclap lights for example).
We had a good laugh about it, but this probably will never happen to me again
I keep a pair of Hammer Jammers in my stash just because I fucking love that item. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it. I also had to chuckle a bit when my character died by an electric eel.
On June 07 2012 09:48 Teoman wrote:The other one, which i am sure is no secret, but is just an example of good zombie apocalypse humour, is the guy in the basement in act 1 who is taking care of his mother/wife (cant remember) who is just a skeleton. Basicly a perfect zombie apocalypse madness/isolation joke :D
dude it's not some zombie madness apocalypse crap but Hitchcocks movie reference!
They should make it a unique, with text: "Hey, you are having problems with alcohol. You need help." "No, I have no problem." "Common, everyone knows it, you are just in denial." "No, I'm not in denial."
Found one mob, forget what his first name was but his second name was ".. The Chundermonger" If you actually look up what that means Chunder = Vomit or throw up Monger = A dealer of goods
Has anyone mentioned there is a legendary ring called Unity? In reference to the Dave Chappelle Rick James skit where he punches Charlie Murphy with a unity ring and unity is impressed on his forehead, I got a good chuckle out of that.
Act IV inferno as a DH giant thing charges from off screen and hits me 46k dmg 26k hp dead DH hear people im playing with laughing in my headset *cry.... FROM LAUGHING*
Wandering around the Desolate Sands with the enchantress. "These lacuni are not evil, only frightened". Immediately followed by spotting a lacuni champion pack. "Let us cleanse this evil from the land!"
On September 12 2012 03:51 Monkeyballs25 wrote: Wandering around the Desolate Sands with the enchantress. "These lacuni are not evil, only frightened". Immediately followed by spotting a lacuni champion pack. "Let us cleanse this evil from the land!"
Well obviously trash lacuni are just frightened creatures where as demonic lacuni champions are pure evil ;P
I challenge any of you to find a more disgusting champion ;D.
Back in d2 I encountered Snot Burgh the Unclean.
So far in d3 though the monster that put a smile on my face though was Nine Toads. Terror of the Borderlands. And he even dropped "The Clipper" with the same flavor text (Don't drop it, might lose a toe)
1: Run around with either: Black Mushroom, Liquid Rainbow, Gibbering Gemstone or Leorics Shinbone (All have colors like legendary items). 2: Be in a group, preferably on skype/teamspeak. 3: Kill an elite mob and drop that bastard just as the mob dies. 4: Listen to your friends go OMFGWTFLOLYES, then go like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 5 ????? 6: Profit :D
I thought drops werent shared? So technically you would be dropping it on the ground AFTER you tell your dumbass friends you got a legendary >_>?
On August 28 2012 08:11 nappiiboii wrote: Act IV inferno as a DH giant thing charges from off screen and hits me 46k dmg 26k hp dead DH hear people im playing with laughing in my headset *cry.... FROM LAUGHING*
YOU WOULDNT BE CRYING FROM LAUGHTER IT THIS WAS HARDCORE
On September 13 2012 19:44 padfoota wrote: I thought drops werent shared? So technically you would be dropping it on the ground AFTER you tell your dumbass friends you got a legendary >_>?
No...
Because if he drops it at the same time the monster is dead, everyone thinks they got a legendary....
On September 13 2012 19:44 padfoota wrote: I thought drops werent shared? So technically you would be dropping it on the ground AFTER you tell your dumbass friends you got a legendary >_>?
No...
Because if he drops it at the same time the monster is dead, everyone thinks they got a legendary....
this guy spawns fairly often in tower of the damned or cursed, i forget which. killed him countless times in my a3 runs. definitely found it amusing when i first saw it though
On August 08 2012 02:48 NEOtheONE wrote: I just realized I have a ring called "Sealed Seal" and a fist called "Bloody Beating."
haha, i definitely have Sealed Seal as well. Also one simply called "The Seal". My nickname for my gf is Seal so I always enjoy these
On August 13 2012 22:53 serum321 wrote: Has anyone mentioned there is a legendary ring called Unity? In reference to the Dave Chappelle Rick James skit where he punches Charlie Murphy with a unity ring and unity is impressed on his forehead, I got a good chuckle out of that.
i've seen this sketch/whole series so many times and i never made this connection. brilliant!
On August 29 2012 02:12 Illiterate wrote: And also any true metalhead's belt should be:
surely you mean because any true metalhead would violently slay the members of slipknot in a second, yes? i do get excited everytime a slayer drops though, haha. too bad i've never rolled a decent one
speaking of metal, i've seen a lot of names of bands i enjoy appear in elite names. Marduk and Vassafor come to mind, i know there have been several more, though (edit: duh, demilich, i know there's still more though!)
on topic, i've encountered multiple elites named Gob The _______, many of which have had the Illusionist affix. the AD fan in me can't help but get a kick out of that
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