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So I see lots of threads about power-leveling, and balance, and complaints, and appreciation and all kinds of different shit, which is fine. Personally I've just been playing a lot of D3 lately and am enjoying it without finding exploits or whatever it is you people do. Basically I've enjoyed the game a lot... but there was one thing that literally made me fall out of my computer chair laughing. (It could have been the delirium from the lack of sleep, I don't know.)
Basically I know that most people out there have probably found something really funny in the game, feel free to either share it here with a story or screenshot. Hopefully I can find some more hilarious stuff in the new and exciting (and very random) world of Diablo 3.
Feel free to either find what is funny in the picture or read the spoiler about why I cracked up. (If nothing makes sense to you, read the spoiler at the very bottom)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/3jwpP.png)
+ Show Spoiler +In the center top of the screenshot the rare mobs name is Succorbenoth, Eater of Scabs
LOLOLOL WTFOMG
Are there other names like "Eater of scabs" thats some pretty gross fucked up hell created diablo random blizzard shit. Have you seen any other names and random as that? Or did I find some special "Eater of Scabs" name that some Blizz employee decided to throw in there so he could get a lol or two. I don't know, it's just funny to me. Share or Discuss.
TLDR:
+ Show Spoiler +Just read it.... it's not that long.
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All kinds of hilarious mob names and even funnier armor names in D3. I got Yellow shoulders named "The Shoulders" haha. Shoulders the shoulders
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Rare boots: 'Wandering Wanderers'
u dont say :o
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I think I once saw monk knuckles called raging handjob... not sure why i didnt take a screencap..
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Yeah, for a while I was looking at the "banned names in beta" list and there was some pretty funny stuff in there. Blizzard really does have a sense of humor with the stuff they plug into their random word generators. <3 Rares.... sometimes (sometimes they just kill the shit out of me in Inferno and I just need to start a new game and hope there is a new monster I can avoid).
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On June 05 2012 18:48 B.I.G. wrote:
I think I once saw monk knuckles called raging handjob... not sure why i didnt take a screencap..
I'm calling bullshit. You were hallucinating if you saw that and you didn't take a screenshot. LOL.
Just the thought that that might actually exist really entertains me though. tyty
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I fought a rare succubus mob called something along the lines of "Vomitbane the Alluring".
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Haha "Vomitbane" does sound pretty alluring. (Is that a baneling that has vomit instead of acid? HotS leak?)
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Saw this in the funny picture thread the other day, not sure if real
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/gU2bI.jpg)
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Thats just wrong 
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Oh fuck yeah that was it, raging strapon haha, nice one 
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(click on it for a for larger version)
![[image loading]](http://63.imagebam.com/download/r_jYRWaMFOYJfoXwXokJ2Q/19431/194306270/RxBMJ720.jpg)
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On June 05 2012 19:10 Porkz wrote:Saw this in the funny picture thread the other day, not sure if real
Ahahahahahahahahahahahfdsgnm hbæl, æfxnh,glfægpmgd,sfdhn.
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my enchantress hexed me instead of mobs!^^
I was so stunned that i forgot to take a screenshot but next time I will for sure and post it
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Fought a champion the other day, his names was: "Mean Eye of Many Eyes"
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On June 05 2012 23:01 Pantythief wrote:Show nested quote +On June 05 2012 19:10 Porkz wrote:Saw this in the funny picture thread the other day, not sure if real Ahahahahahahahahahahahfdsgnm hbæl, æfxnh,glfægpmgd,sfdhn.
That can't be true... LOL!!
What cracks me up every time is when I slam a mob with Hammer of the Ancients and see him flying offscreen. That's awesome.
On that note, I was playing with my undergeared friend yesterday, he died every two fights until he started being a lot more careful. We down a Molten special. Great. Everything is dead and he survived.
Except... he was standing on the corpse.
BAM!!! He blew up and his charred corpse backflipped into a corner of the room.
I laughed.
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In Act 1 right before Cursed Hold theres this little mini quest where you meet the merchant who wants you to "Make an example of Dargon, that traitorous cur!". Then when you see Dargon his official description is "Traitorous Cur", like that is his occupation or something. I don't know what it is but something about that just cracks me up
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In Act1 next to the "Goblin Farm Dungeon" u sometimes can enter the well next to it. Entrance is rarely open.
There you will find a bunch of gold + lots of zombies with names of the developers like the Q&A Manager.
Also pretty funny. ^^
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Well I thought the Horadric Hamburger was pretty funny, complete with a socket for extra cheese:
Horadric Hamburger
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Did anyone else laugh when they realized that when Diablo was a man he was super chill, but when Diablo became a chick she just never shuts the fuck up?
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Diablo "him/herself" is soooooo cheesily dumb in this game that it's funny to me and my friends.
Hey, Nephalem! You're too late, I already diddled the heavens!
If you destroy the Occulus, my Hell Rift will consume you!!!!
Oh, you're trying to destroy the Hell Rift? You will not succeed!!!!
Oh, you destroyed the Hell Rift? Who cares! You're too late!
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EPT![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/RxBMJ.jpg)
