The idle animation of barbarian is snotting, spitting and wiping his mouth... well, my barb once was cought in a loop with this animation. Every god damned second for the five - ten minutes of which I could not get to my computer or turning volume down...
ugh.... <shivers>

Also, the Kill Blizzard dagger was mine. Sold it for 300k

Bairemuth

United States404 Posts

June 06 2012 11:39 GMT

#42

On June 06 2012 16:00 Teddyman wrote:
Saw a rare monk head piece called "Star Craft". Also...

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lol!! that picture is hilarious!!

marconi

Croatia220 Posts

June 06 2012 12:53 GMT

#43

On June 06 2012 01:17 Supamang wrote:
Did anyone else laugh when they realized that when Diablo was a man he was super chill, but when Diablo became a chick she just never shuts the fuck up?

lololol

Brett

Australia3820 Posts

June 06 2012 13:05 GMT

#44

Incredibly juvenile... But I still laughed

Shottaz

United Kingdom414 Posts

June 06 2012 16:52 GMT

#45

Just came across a weapon called 'Gash Breath'

For some reason, when I print screen all I get is my desktop.

Blitzkrieg0

United States13132 Posts

June 06 2012 16:57 GMT

#46

The screenshot is in your documents in a folder called Diablo 3.

B.I.G.

3251 Posts

June 07 2012 00:27 GMT

#47

I find it pretty funny that when you walk up to the final fight with diablo and your follower gets trapped and is like: "ah maaaaann im so stuck, nah i cant get out of this man no way, even though we walked through the depths of hell together to kill countless demons, this stony spike stuff is just too much.. darnit, and i wanted to fight diablo so bad!... ah well, guess you have to go alone. nonono dont try to release me, theres no time!"

damn cowards

w3jjjj

United States760 Posts

June 07 2012 00:32 GMT

#48

On June 07 2012 09:27 B.I.G. wrote:
I find it pretty funny that when you walk up to the final fight with diablo and your follower gets trapped and is like: "ah maaaaann im so stuck, nah i cant get out of this man no way, even though we walked through the depths of hell together to kill countless demons, this stony spike stuff is just too much.. darnit, and i wanted to fight diablo so bad!... ah well, guess you have to go alone. nonono dont try to release me, theres no time!"

damn cowards

At least your follower made it into the room, Tyreal was just like, "omg heaven is about to fall along with all creation, but nah man this is your fight, I'm just gonna chill out here, gl hf don't forget to tweet your progress"

Teoman

Norway382 Posts

June 07 2012 00:48 GMT

#49

On June 06 2012 01:23 FieryBalrog wrote:
Diablo "him/herself" is soooooo cheesily dumb in this game that it's funny to me and my friends.

Hey, Nephalem! You're too late, I already diddled the heavens!
If you destroy the Occulus, my Hell Rift will consume you!!!!
Oh, you're trying to destroy the Hell Rift? You will not succeed!!!!
Oh, you destroyed the Hell Rift? Who cares! You're too late!
...

Haha, him and azmodan seems to share this personality :D

I just started laughing when i saw they followed that formula. Can't be repeated enough how funny it is. I don't know who is funnier though, Azmodan or Diablo.

I must mention two more funny moments though, one is a little related.

When you come to the first sin heart in act 3 that spider S&M chick fights you for like 5 seconds. Then you destroy the hearts and she comes down and says "you will pay for this" or something similar. Why doesnt she just attack you then? I laughed both times i have done this. <3 Blizzard!

The other one, which i am sure is no secret, but is just an example of good zombie apocalypse humour, is the guy in the basement in act 1 who is taking care of his mother/wife (cant remember) who is just a skeleton.
Basicly a perfect zombie apocalypse madness/isolation joke :D

I have seen a couple of items name i laughed about to, but i didn't even consider this thread, or remembering them for that matter, Now they are all but lost in the void of forgotten laughs..

virpi

Germany3598 Posts

June 07 2012 16:43 GMT

#50

a few days ago I found a helmet. It was called "The Helmet".

Aron Times

United States312 Posts

June 08 2012 05:17 GMT

#51

In the Caldeum Bazaar in Act 2, two kids can be seen running around with their pet rabbit. They eventually make their way to the Iron Wolf standing in the middle of the map, where he kills the rabbit with his sword, splattering blood all over the ground. The two kids then run away crying.

I quickly posted this on the Funny section of Diablo 3 in TV Tropes. A few minutes later, I check the Tearjerker section and find that someone else has posted this funny background event there.

I'm a horrible person.

Brutaxilos

United States2629 Posts

June 08 2012 05:36 GMT

#52

On June 06 2012 16:00 Teddyman wrote:
Saw a rare monk head piece called "Star Craft". Also...

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I'm afraid I don't get this. Could someone explain to me why this is so funny?

Dfgj

Singapore5922 Posts

June 08 2012 05:38 GMT

#53

On June 08 2012 14:36 Brutaxilos wrote:

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I'm afraid I don't get this. Could someone explain to me why this is so funny?

The player is already dead.

Brutaxilos

United States2629 Posts

June 08 2012 05:47 GMT

#54

On June 08 2012 14:38 Dfgj wrote:

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The player is already dead.

Okay... I guess that's kinda funny.

FeiLing

Germany428 Posts

June 08 2012 13:55 GMT

#55

On June 08 2012 14:38 Dfgj wrote:
The player is already dead.

Here's also a player that should be dead...

(click on it for a for larger version)

Bairemuth

United States404 Posts

June 08 2012 22:19 GMT

#56

On June 08 2012 14:38 Dfgj wrote:

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The player is already dead.

No, it's funny because it says "only by defeating us can you return to your own realm." However, the fact that the hero died means that he can just rez, which means that he can return to his own realm without having defeated the shadow.

Teliko

Ireland1044 Posts

June 08 2012 22:24 GMT

#57