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Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-03 06:57:23
May 03 2007 06:56 GMT
#21
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Running is the essence of battle
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
May 03 2007 07:00 GMT
#22
yeah retarted. you're supposed to take viagra because you don't feel your erection is good enough. or your mate. drug salespeople love to redefine the degree at which a problem requires drugs
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
Icingdeath07
Profile Joined May 2007
United States10 Posts
May 03 2007 07:14 GMT
#23
I think now there should be a thread that is started by a post in which a male sex therapist defines how firm or round a womans breasts should be before they are attractive...after all it would be sexist to leave out the female members of tlnets community. :-)

Seriously though, I think this is ridiculous. Our society demanding perfection isn't new, but is certainly depressing to read about how the bar is getting raised higher and higher. If you're attracted to someone, and they're attracted to you...I say none of that really matters.

But in case there are any misconceptions...I have a cucumber. :-D
May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in you genitals!
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
May 03 2007 07:18 GMT
#24
WTf I looked and can't find any fruit. What's wrong with me? -_-;;
Danka
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Peru1018 Posts
May 03 2007 07:20 GMT
#25
mine is shaped like a butterfly. a beautiful butterfly
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 03 2007 07:23 GMT
#26
It's kinda like a grapefruit.
Icingdeath07
Profile Joined May 2007
United States10 Posts
May 03 2007 07:27 GMT
#27
On May 03 2007 16:18 Myrmidon wrote:
WTf I looked and can't find any fruit. What's wrong with me? -_-;;


Well Myrmidon, you'll be pleased to know that the psychological community looks at the syndrome you have with great seriousness. You see, you and people like you look at your respective genitals and see...genitals. :-)

I know what you mean though, the fruit thing is pretty ridiculous.
May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in you genitals!
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-03 07:48:13
May 03 2007 07:47 GMT
#28
On May 03 2007 16:27 Icingdeath07 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2007 16:18 Myrmidon wrote:
WTf I looked and can't find any fruit. What's wrong with me? -_-;;


Well Myrmidon, you'll be pleased to know that the psychological community looks at the syndrome you have with great seriousness. You see, you and people like you look at your respective genitals and see...genitals. :-)

I know what you mean though, the fruit thing is pretty ridiculous.


I know a girl that broke herself in with a cucumber...

maybe that's where it comes from...

I could see why u wouldn't use a banana... it has hairs at the tip... cucumber is nice and clean...

yeah.. that's it.
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 03 2007 08:06 GMT
#29
Having a banana penis would hurt alot though

Can someone please name all the nicknames for our penis?


There's wang which is your chinese name, Johnson, the american name, any more???
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
May 03 2007 08:23 GMT
#30
one eyed monster trout
mushroom
dinga-ling
ding-dong
schlong
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
lokiM(gG)
Profile Joined April 2007
United States111 Posts
May 03 2007 08:28 GMT
#31
On May 03 2007 17:23 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
one eyed monster trout
mushroom
dinga-ling
ding-dong
schlong


i use schlong ;o
Hio
PaeZ
Profile Joined April 2005
Mexico1627 Posts
May 03 2007 08:38 GMT
#32
Hilarious thread, i think mine lies somewhere between a banana and a cucumber... not sure though ;o
dropthesky
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Canada285 Posts
May 03 2007 08:41 GMT
#33
On May 03 2007 15:35 artofmagic wrote:
where's the option for pineapple?


pineapples pretty hard oO
It Is Not That Impossible Is Unachievable, But Simply That Most People Refuse To Believe Otherwise...
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
May 03 2007 08:42 GMT
#34
well.... thats scientific isn't it!
niceplayer
Profile Joined March 2007
United States238 Posts
May 03 2007 08:48 GMT
#35
Oh snap!

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Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
May 03 2007 08:48 GMT
#36
Yeah this really boosted my confidence in the objectivity and scientific rigor of sex therapists.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 03 2007 08:55 GMT
#37
i dindt read anything in this thread but the title
why so 진지해?
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