EPT“Men should aim for this,” U.K. sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference, holding a cucumber.
A female sex therapist WOULD expect this, jesus!
i won't feel so bad unless its excepted by medical institutions.
"Guys, are you a cucumber or a banana?"
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PlaycaLm
United States242 Posts
A female sex therapist WOULD expect this, jesus! i won't feel so bad unless its excepted by medical institutions. | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
I don't get what these fruits have to do with 'hardness' and ED. Its pretty stupid if you ask me and its only going to confuse people. Just tell the doctor your boner doesn't work and get your fucking viagra from Mexico like everyone else. | ||
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Danka
Peru1018 Posts
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sith
United States2474 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.nataliedee.com/042007/bff.jpg) credit cap obvious for the pic! he's a bamf | ||
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PlaycaLm
United States242 Posts
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lokiM(gG)
United States111 Posts
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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PlaycaLm
United States242 Posts
Poll: how hard is your johnson? (Vote): cucumber (Vote): banana (Vote): peeled banana (Vote): tofu | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
This kind of shit has been plaguing women for centuries, and now we're getting hit by it too. It's ridiculous. Women are sold all sorts of shit. Everything from "you're fat", to "ur vagina doesn't look ideal", and even "ur nipples aren't the right color." Now it's hitting men in the face with "ur penis isn't hard enough, kill yourself" Well, aren't we lucky that these people are here with a cure? Diets, vaginal surgery, nipple tinting, and now ED medicines. They're fucking shitting on your couch and then offering to sell you febreeze. | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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PlaycaLm
United States242 Posts
edit: haha, metal[x]'s penis is like tofu /jkin.  | ||
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
Yes. | ||
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
On May 03 2007 13:55 Haemonculus wrote: "YOUR BODY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU SHOULD GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO FIX IT!!!" This kind of shit has been plaguing women for centuries, and now we're getting hit by it too. It's ridiculous. Women are sold all sorts of shit. Everything from "you're fat", to "ur vagina doesn't look ideal", and even "ur nipples aren't the right color." Now it's hitting men in the face with "ur penis isn't hard enough, kill yourself" Well, aren't we lucky that these people are here with a cure? Diets, vaginal surgery, nipple tinting, and now ED medicines. They're fucking shitting on your couch and then offering to sell you febreeze. so f'in true | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
On May 03 2007 13:51 PlaycaLm wrote: Poll: how hard is your johnson? (Vote): cucumber (Vote): banana (Vote): peeled banana (Vote): tofu That poll isnt sexist or anything =D? | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
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SF-Fork
Russian Federation1401 Posts
I guess my sex ed wasn't explicit enough. | ||
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iSeeYou
Korea (South)22 Posts
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
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zobz
Canada2175 Posts
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Icingdeath07
United States10 Posts
Seriously though, I think this is ridiculous. Our society demanding perfection isn't new, but is certainly depressing to read about how the bar is getting raised higher and higher. If you're attracted to someone, and they're attracted to you...I say none of that really matters. But in case there are any misconceptions...I have a cucumber. :-D | ||
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Myrmidon
United States9452 Posts
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Danka
Peru1018 Posts
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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Icingdeath07
United States10 Posts
On May 03 2007 16:18 Myrmidon wrote: WTf I looked and can't find any fruit. What's wrong with me? -_-;; Well Myrmidon, you'll be pleased to know that the psychological community looks at the syndrome you have with great seriousness. You see, you and people like you look at your respective genitals and see...genitals. :-) I know what you mean though, the fruit thing is pretty ridiculous. | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On May 03 2007 16:27 Icingdeath07 wrote: Well Myrmidon, you'll be pleased to know that the psychological community looks at the syndrome you have with great seriousness. You see, you and people like you look at your respective genitals and see...genitals. :-) I know what you mean though, the fruit thing is pretty ridiculous. I know a girl that broke herself in with a cucumber... maybe that's where it comes from... I could see why u wouldn't use a banana... it has hairs at the tip... cucumber is nice and clean... yeah.. that's it. | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Can someone please name all the nicknames for our penis? There's wang which is your chinese name, Johnson, the american name, any more??? | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
mushroom dinga-ling ding-dong schlong | ||
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lokiM(gG)
United States111 Posts
On May 03 2007 17:23 MaZza[KIS] wrote: one eyed monster trout mushroom dinga-ling ding-dong schlong i use schlong ;o | ||
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PaeZ
Mexico1627 Posts
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dropthesky
Canada285 Posts
On May 03 2007 15:35 artofmagic wrote: where's the option for pineapple? pineapples pretty hard oO | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9103 Posts
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niceplayer
United States238 Posts
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Kaotu
United States986 Posts
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