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"Guys, are you a cucumber or a banana?"

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PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 03 2007 04:44 GMT
#1
click

“Men should aim for this,” U.K. sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference, holding a cucumber.


A female sex therapist WOULD expect this, jesus!

i won't feel so bad unless its excepted by medical institutions.

useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
May 03 2007 04:46 GMT
#2
You WOULD say that if youre one to just get in and get out.
Moonlight Shadow
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-03 04:48:24
May 03 2007 04:47 GMT
#3
My dick kinda curves like a banana

I don't get what these fruits have to do with 'hardness' and ED. Its pretty stupid if you ask me and its only going to confuse people.

Just tell the doctor your boner doesn't work and get your fucking viagra from Mexico like everyone else.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Danka
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Peru1018 Posts
May 03 2007 04:47 GMT
#4
C.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-03 04:47:50
May 03 2007 04:47 GMT
#5
I'm a banana!

[image loading]


credit cap obvious for the pic! he's a bamf
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 03 2007 04:47 GMT
#6
LOL
lokiM(gG)
Profile Joined April 2007
United States111 Posts
May 03 2007 04:49 GMT
#7
lmao
Hio
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
May 03 2007 04:49 GMT
#8
A Pear WTF?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
May 03 2007 04:50 GMT
#9
I are confused.
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
May 03 2007 04:51 GMT
#10
[image loading]

Poll: how hard is your johnson?
(Vote): cucumber
(Vote): banana
(Vote): peeled banana
(Vote): tofu

Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
May 03 2007 04:55 GMT
#11
"YOUR BODY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU SHOULD GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO FIX IT!!!"

This kind of shit has been plaguing women for centuries, and now we're getting hit by it too. It's ridiculous. Women are sold all sorts of shit. Everything from "you're fat", to "ur vagina doesn't look ideal", and even "ur nipples aren't the right color." Now it's hitting men in the face with "ur penis isn't hard enough, kill yourself"

Well, aren't we lucky that these people are here with a cure? Diets, vaginal surgery, nipple tinting, and now ED medicines. They're fucking shitting on your couch and then offering to sell you febreeze.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
May 03 2007 05:00 GMT
#12
Yum, tofu...haven't had a meal with tofu in a long long time.
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-03 05:11:27
May 03 2007 05:10 GMT
#13
imho = if you can please yourself and your partner well enough, = your dick is hard enough.


edit: haha, metal[x]'s penis is like tofu

/jkin.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
May 03 2007 05:10 GMT
#14
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/cucumbers/

Yes.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
May 03 2007 06:02 GMT
#15
i hope no ones dick is like fucking tofu, holy shit
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
May 03 2007 06:08 GMT
#16
On May 03 2007 13:55 Haemonculus wrote:
"YOUR BODY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU SHOULD GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO FIX IT!!!"

This kind of shit has been plaguing women for centuries, and now we're getting hit by it too. It's ridiculous. Women are sold all sorts of shit. Everything from "you're fat", to "ur vagina doesn't look ideal", and even "ur nipples aren't the right color." Now it's hitting men in the face with "ur penis isn't hard enough, kill yourself"

Well, aren't we lucky that these people are here with a cure? Diets, vaginal surgery, nipple tinting, and now ED medicines. They're fucking shitting on your couch and then offering to sell you febreeze.


so f'in true
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
May 03 2007 06:31 GMT
#17
On May 03 2007 13:51 PlaycaLm wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: how hard is your johnson?
(Vote): cucumber
(Vote): banana
(Vote): peeled banana
(Vote): tofu


That poll isnt sexist or anything =D?
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
May 03 2007 06:35 GMT
#18
where's the option for pineapple?
evolve or die
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
May 03 2007 06:38 GMT
#19
I don't understand. I have a banana shaped penis and it looks hard enough. What's the problem?

I guess my sex ed wasn't explicit enough.
iSeeYou
Profile Joined May 2007
Korea (South)22 Posts
May 03 2007 06:51 GMT
#20
lmao
I Am Now Known As m00n : Anyways 1:1 Anyone ? Im In [Op iWarn] Message For 1:1
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