On July 24 2012 15:02 beesinyoface wrote: Staying in this thread until it's closed to see people who have failed to grasp this blog isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
yeah let's call people niggers then we'll just "it's not supposed to be taken seriously!" our way out of it
That's exactly it, though.
You really think the OP would throw out racial slurs left and right, fully knowing how well TL mods most threads? Don't get me wrong, he will still get warned/banned/whatever, but it's not like he was trying to actually get some points across.
Or maybe he was, and I'm just looking stupid right now!
This was amazing. It started out poor and progressively became a contender for one of my favorite blogs of the year. You could also take out the entire OP and just leave in your edit for similar effect.
OMG i hate kids they that we had a gang as well just doing the same shit and omfg the police did nothing, and they just keep coming back i cant even shoot them cause we dont have guns..zzz...police come say like 5 words kids just go off and come back later...thxs police...ur SOOOOO doing ur job, they finally fucked off after a neighbor whos this old guy comes out to tell them too fuck off for good, and he gets beat up...then the police come and start kicking the kids off, arresting some of them and shit...so basically when someone gets fucked up...thats when they come...they could have prevent it if they did it fucken ages ago, neighbor is fine now tho..zz...police
It sounds like you need to move out of your parents basement.
This would solve all your problems, including the girl ones.
edit: OR wireless earbuds hooked onto phone alarm + ear protection (like you know the ones they use at firing ranges). GG no sound, well except the sound of your blood flowing through your ear though...
Btw, dont go on a shooting rampage, you don't want to ruin your dream of going to Harvard right? Maybe a warning shot or two into the sky would be good
The simplest way to do this? Leave a bag of weed/meth/coke/ecstasy some illegal substance out on your front lawn. Have the kids come and find it. THEN call the cops, and tell them the kids are dealing drugs off your front lawn. The cops will come in a jiffy, because drug arrests are easy to process and look great on their promotion records. Also drug arrests lead to time in juvi hall, eliminating the problem for at least several months, if not permanently due to probation.
On July 24 2012 16:38 Shady Sands wrote: The simplest way to do this? Leave a bag of weed/meth/coke/ecstasy some illegal substance out on your front lawn. Have the kids come and find it. THEN call the cops, and tell them the kids are dealing drugs off your front lawn. The cops will come in a jiffy, because drug arrests are easy to process and look great on their promotion records. Also drug arrests lead to time in juvi hall, eliminating the problem for at least several months, if not permanently due to probation.
how does he get this illegal substance...and if the cops (tho stupid they may be) somehow trace it back to him, hes soo fucked
I gave you a 1/5, what you going to do about it? You don't even do anything about some punks outside your house, pull out the shotty on them and fire a couple of shots.
On July 24 2012 17:04 thoraxe wrote: I gave you a 1/5, what you going to do about it? You don't even do anything about some punks outside your house, pull out the shotty on them and fire a couple of shots.
1/5 for racist slurs and advocating murdering people who are noisy (also because giving you one star evidently makes me a black person, and I could use the street cred). I used to live above a university bar, though, so I understand your frustrations. Hope things get better.