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Like my title says, the police are a bunch of fucking bitches. So backstory, every night for like 3 weeks or something now, after summer vacation started, these high school kids have been coming outside my house every night on their cars drinking, smoking, yelling, and like fucking honking and turning on loud music. Prior to the three weeks, These faggot kids used to stay only until like 11:00 am at night which is ok, but then my neighbors started coming out and telling these kids to gtfo. Nowadays, they stay until like 10:00pm to avoid getting their asses busted by curfew, and then come back after going out to do whatever for the night. Most of their activities include some wannabe gang activities like underage drinking, fighting with some other wannabe gangs(not near my house, they just talk about it. The underage smoking and drinking, they do outside my house and I know because I see them, and they litter like faggots with their bottles and smoke) etc, I can hear all this crap from my window. So anyways, these kids come at like 1-2:00 am after they leave at 12:00 am, and then several scenarios happen.
#1 They stay for like 10 minutes, go somewhere for an hour, wake me up an hour later, stay for 10 minutes, go somewhere for an hour, wake me up an hour later, rinse and repeat. Can't even do anything in this situation. So fucking annoying. It's like internet trolls. You have to take it up the ass and just deal with it.
#2 They just stay the whole night from like 1:00 am to 5:00 am.
For a bit I try to empathize with these high school kiddies because okay, it's summer, blah blah blah, maybe they'll just stop on their own, blah blah blah, they don't.
And Because high school kiddy activities are disrupting my sleep, I do the most reasonable thing. I call the cops, when they stay the WHOLE FUCKING NIGHT. First time I called them, they go ok, we'll send some1. No1 comes. An hour later, they go ok, we'll send some1. NO1 COMES AGAIN. I FUCKING CALL AGAIN, they go ok, we'll send some1. I FUCKING GO OUTSIDE, watch as the cop car just drives past a bunch of obvious underage kids drinking on the street.
Next time the kids stay the whole night, they don't do anything AGAIN. They just tell you on the phone, ok sir(They use the word sir and a tone to make it sound like they're going to do something, and then they don't even send one policedude to come and tell kids to fuck off.)
The next time kids stay all night, I fucking cuss out the police on the phone, like fuck you, I'm going to kill you guys, I'm going to rape your wife nigger, etc. He tells me the conversation is being recorded, please calm down sir, I know you're mad, I'm like IDGAF, they go ok, we'll take care of it. Police comes, tells the kids to leave. KIDS STILL COME BACK NEXT NIGHT.
I lose all faith in the police, so next time they disrupt my sleep, I get my dad's gun, and I'm determined to shoot these kids and go down to the police station, and shoot the police. My mom and dad wake up from me slamming shit, and they stop me and then tell me blah blah blah violence is not the solution blah blah blah don't threaten these kids, they don't know any better, blah blah blah. Yeah ok parents, good thing your sleep's not getting disrupted every fucking night. FML I'm too influenced by what other people tell me.
The very fucking next time they stay all night, a fight breaks out between the members of this wannabe gang. I AGAIN, call the police, they're like zzzzz it's this kid again, yeah we'll send some1 over. They don't. This fight is lasting over an hour with a bunch of cussing threatening, blah blah blah like fist fighting. I call again, they come, I go outside to watch them do something, nope. THEY JUST DRIVE BY KIDS FIGHTING. Like it's so ridiculous, my brain shuts down. Like wtf. Kids leave after neighbors are fucking mad as shit and start yelling and shit starts escalating.
Next night, kids come again, neighbors come out, shit gets serious, threats everywhere, kids are being dicks, thinking they're cool, trying to fight back. I want to fuck these kids up good, but it's so loud my parents wake up, COPS FINALLY COME, JUST TELL EVERY1, LOOK CALM DOWN, just go back to sleep, kids get off with a I gave you guys a warning, don't come back again.
So now, because every1's mad, and kids are douchebags, every night, because bad kids don't sleep at night, only in the day, these kids deliberately come every hour, turn their car music up real loud, wake every1 up, cuss, and then run away. I think I once heard them throw rocks through some1's window, idk, too tired. Every night for like a week now. And no1's had the brains to just wait for them to show up and shoot them in the face, or their car, because every1's fucking tired as shit and I'm resorting to taking naps. GG Police do nothing. Niggers, I'm tax evading my entire life. I'm not paying to have a shitty police who are fat, and have no training or experience, and are too pussy to do anything, because they work in the suburbs. If shit gets any worse, I'll probably be the dude on the news who murdered a bunch of incompetent policemen and kids. My parents came up with a solution right as I was writing this blog where I have to sleep in their room with them because they can't hear anything in their room, it's too far away. But that's just gay. What kind of dude over the age of 2 sleeps with their parents. It took 3 weeks to come up with a solution where I can get some sleep. Azns are so smart. Big IQ, good academics, but real SLOW(AKA RETARDED).
Edit:FUCKER. WHO GAVE MY RANT A 1 STAR. I'M GOING TO FIND U NIGGER.
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well you know what they say, if you can't beat em', join em'
edit: dog i rated you a 5/5 would read again
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I can't really condone this blog.
However, if read as an allegory, this is rather a poignant account of spider mines, from the protoss persepctive.
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I understand that this is pretty frustrating of a situation, but cussing out the people that you expect to help you is usually counter-productive. I know those kids are assholes for being so disruptive, but contemplating shooting them with a gun is probably something that you will regret. And shooting the police? Come on now, that's just the rage talking.
Look, I know it is frustrating as hell, and you have a right to be mad, but think of it this way. It could be much worse.
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It's a matter of manpower, in some cases. Ie, I live in a rich suburb, the police would be ALL OVER THAT SHIT. They'd send like 5 cars, floor them all, make a big deal, arrest a few.
I used to live in Fresno, where anything short of a gunshot wound to the head would take 3 hours for a half - assed response.
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The first and last sentence of the blog sum up perfectly the gist of everything.
5 stars, no questions asked.
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I'm completely fine with your vulgarity and intentions. Although what alludes me is your neighbors. Are they experiencing the same problems? If so are they just too exhausted to do anything or scared? Honestly I would get a bunch of close friends to hang out at my house for the night, and see what their reaction is. I used to be in "that crowd" of people. We didn't give a shit, we didn't care about what others said, we just wanted to have fun. If its just one guy telling you to f*** off it honestly doesn't mean much. When its a bunch of people thats when things have more impact. Even though I don't like the ideas of using guns for any intention whatsoever besides self-defense, it may have more of an impact, but it may carry negative reactions.
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I read the title and my very first thought was that this was supposed to be based on the forum spies thing.
I'm not quite sure now but I'll stand by my random guess.
5/5 interesting read. :3
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holy shit dude you've got some serious anger problems. really, you can't let small things get to you and ruin your life like this.
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I understand you're mad but you write like a child and your use of 'bitch' 'faggot' and 'nigger' is very problematic
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On July 24 2012 14:45 Froadac wrote:
It's a matter of manpower, in some cases. Ie, I live in a rich suburb, the police would be ALL OVER THAT SHIT. They'd send like 5 cars, floor them all, make a big deal, arrest a few.
I used to live in Fresno, where anything short of a gunshot wound to the head would take 3 hours for a half - assed response.
Oh, and additionally as other commenters noted, being polite yet forceful is best.
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Is this a serious blog? How old are you?
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This blog makes me wanna drink beer outside the OP's house.
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Yea I would especially apply the "can't beat 'em join 'em" rule to this situation as well.
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Despite all the offensive language, this blog is priceless.
I hope you eventually got rid of the noisy infestation of hormone carriers.
This is a 5/5 in my book <3
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Fuck the police and fuck you
How's that for a rant?
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Staying in this thread until it's closed to see people who have failed to grasp this blog isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
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On July 24 2012 15:02 beesinyoface wrote:
Staying in this thread until it's closed to see people who have failed to grasp this blog isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
yeah let's call people niggers then we'll just "it's not supposed to be taken seriously!" our way out of it
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1. Join the gang fight
2. Legitimately beat the crap out of everyone
3. ...
4. PROFIT?
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5/5 for orb rage? seriously though take the N word out and replace it with nigglet or something less bad, it will have the same affect, just less drama :D
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