Like my title says, the police are a bunch of fucking bitches. So backstory, every night for like 3 weeks or something now, after summer vacation started, these high school kids have been coming outside my house every night on their cars drinking, smoking, yelling, and like fucking honking and turning on loud music. Prior to the three weeks, These faggot kids used to stay only until like 11:00 am at night which is ok, but then my neighbors started coming out and telling these kids to gtfo. Nowadays, they stay until like 10:00pm to avoid getting their asses busted by curfew, and then come back after going out to do whatever for the night. Most of their activities include some wannabe gang activities like underage drinking, fighting with some other wannabe gangs(not near my house, they just talk about it. The underage smoking and drinking, they do outside my house and I know because I see them, and they litter like faggots with their bottles and smoke) etc, I can hear all this crap from my window. So anyways, these kids come at like 1-2:00 am after they leave at 12:00 am, and then several scenarios happen. #1 They stay for like 10 minutes, go somewhere for an hour, wake me up an hour later, stay for 10 minutes, go somewhere for an hour, wake me up an hour later, rinse and repeat. Can't even do anything in this situation. So fucking annoying. It's like internet trolls. You have to take it up the ass and just deal with it. #2 They just stay the whole night from like 1:00 am to 5:00 am.
For a bit I try to empathize with these high school kiddies because okay, it's summer, blah blah blah, maybe they'll just stop on their own, blah blah blah, they don't.
And Because high school kiddy activities are disrupting my sleep, I do the most reasonable thing. I call the cops, when they stay the WHOLE FUCKING NIGHT. First time I called them, they go ok, we'll send some1. No1 comes. An hour later, they go ok, we'll send some1. NO1 COMES AGAIN. I FUCKING CALL AGAIN, they go ok, we'll send some1. I FUCKING GO OUTSIDE, watch as the cop car just drives past a bunch of obvious underage kids drinking on the street.
Next time the kids stay the whole night, they don't do anything AGAIN. They just tell you on the phone, ok sir(They use the word sir and a tone to make it sound like they're going to do something, and then they don't even send one policedude to come and tell kids to fuck off.)
The next time kids stay all night, I fucking cuss out the police on the phone, like fuck you, I'm going to kill you guys, I'm going to rape your wife nigger, etc. He tells me the conversation is being recorded, please calm down sir, I know you're mad, I'm like IDGAF, they go ok, we'll take care of it. Police comes, tells the kids to leave. KIDS STILL COME BACK NEXT NIGHT.
I lose all faith in the police, so next time they disrupt my sleep, I get my dad's gun, and I'm determined to shoot these kids and go down to the police station, and shoot the police. My mom and dad wake up from me slamming shit, and they stop me and then tell me blah blah blah violence is not the solution blah blah blah don't threaten these kids, they don't know any better, blah blah blah. Yeah ok parents, good thing your sleep's not getting disrupted every fucking night. FML I'm too influenced by what other people tell me.
The very fucking next time they stay all night, a fight breaks out between the members of this wannabe gang. I AGAIN, call the police, they're like zzzzz it's this kid again, yeah we'll send some1 over. They don't. This fight is lasting over an hour with a bunch of cussing threatening, blah blah blah like fist fighting. I call again, they come, I go outside to watch them do something, nope. THEY JUST DRIVE BY KIDS FIGHTING. Like it's so ridiculous, my brain shuts down. Like wtf. Kids leave after neighbors are fucking mad as shit and start yelling and shit starts escalating.
Next night, kids come again, neighbors come out, shit gets serious, threats everywhere, kids are being dicks, thinking they're cool, trying to fight back. I want to fuck these kids up good, but it's so loud my parents wake up, COPS FINALLY COME, JUST TELL EVERY1, LOOK CALM DOWN, just go back to sleep, kids get off with a I gave you guys a warning, don't come back again.
So now, because every1's mad, and kids are douchebags, every night, because bad kids don't sleep at night, only in the day, these kids deliberately come every hour, turn their car music up real loud, wake every1 up, cuss, and then run away. I think I once heard them throw rocks through some1's window, idk, too tired. Every night for like a week now. And no1's had the brains to just wait for them to show up and shoot them in the face, or their car, because every1's fucking tired as shit and I'm resorting to taking naps. GG Police do nothing. Niggers, I'm tax evading my entire life. I'm not paying to have a shitty police who are fat, and have no training or experience, and are too pussy to do anything, because they work in the suburbs. If shit gets any worse, I'll probably be the dude on the news who murdered a bunch of incompetent policemen and kids. My parents came up with a solution right as I was writing this blog where I have to sleep in their room with them because they can't hear anything in their room, it's too far away. But that's just gay. What kind of dude over the age of 2 sleeps with their parents. It took 3 weeks to come up with a solution where I can get some sleep. Azns are so smart. Big IQ, good academics, but real SLOW(AKA RETARDED).
Edit:FUCKER. WHO GAVE MY RANT A 1 STAR. I'M GOING TO FIND U NIGGER.
I understand that this is pretty frustrating of a situation, but cussing out the people that you expect to help you is usually counter-productive. I know those kids are assholes for being so disruptive, but contemplating shooting them with a gun is probably something that you will regret. And shooting the police? Come on now, that's just the rage talking.
Look, I know it is frustrating as hell, and you have a right to be mad, but think of it this way. It could be much worse.
It's a matter of manpower, in some cases. Ie, I live in a rich suburb, the police would be ALL OVER THAT SHIT. They'd send like 5 cars, floor them all, make a big deal, arrest a few.
I used to live in Fresno, where anything short of a gunshot wound to the head would take 3 hours for a half - assed response.
I'm completely fine with your vulgarity and intentions. Although what alludes me is your neighbors. Are they experiencing the same problems? If so are they just too exhausted to do anything or scared? Honestly I would get a bunch of close friends to hang out at my house for the night, and see what their reaction is. I used to be in "that crowd" of people. We didn't give a shit, we didn't care about what others said, we just wanted to have fun. If its just one guy telling you to f*** off it honestly doesn't mean much. When its a bunch of people thats when things have more impact. Even though I don't like the ideas of using guns for any intention whatsoever besides self-defense, it may have more of an impact, but it may carry negative reactions.
On July 24 2012 14:45 Froadac wrote: It's a matter of manpower, in some cases. Ie, I live in a rich suburb, the police would be ALL OVER THAT SHIT. They'd send like 5 cars, floor them all, make a big deal, arrest a few.
I used to live in Fresno, where anything short of a gunshot wound to the head would take 3 hours for a half - assed response.
Oh, and additionally as other commenters noted, being polite yet forceful is best.
On July 24 2012 15:02 beesinyoface wrote: Staying in this thread until it's closed to see people who have failed to grasp this blog isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
yeah let's call people niggers then we'll just "it's not supposed to be taken seriously!" our way out of it
5/5 for orb rage? seriously though take the N word out and replace it with nigglet or something less bad, it will have the same affect, just less drama :D
On July 24 2012 15:02 beesinyoface wrote: Staying in this thread until it's closed to see people who have failed to grasp this blog isn't supposed to be taken seriously.
yeah let's call people niggers then we'll just "it's not supposed to be taken seriously!" our way out of it
That's exactly it, though.
You really think the OP would throw out racial slurs left and right, fully knowing how well TL mods most threads? Don't get me wrong, he will still get warned/banned/whatever, but it's not like he was trying to actually get some points across.
Or maybe he was, and I'm just looking stupid right now!
This was amazing. It started out poor and progressively became a contender for one of my favorite blogs of the year. You could also take out the entire OP and just leave in your edit for similar effect.
OMG i hate kids they that we had a gang as well just doing the same shit and omfg the police did nothing, and they just keep coming back i cant even shoot them cause we dont have guns..zzz...police come say like 5 words kids just go off and come back later...thxs police...ur SOOOOO doing ur job, they finally fucked off after a neighbor whos this old guy comes out to tell them too fuck off for good, and he gets beat up...then the police come and start kicking the kids off, arresting some of them and shit...so basically when someone gets fucked up...thats when they come...they could have prevent it if they did it fucken ages ago, neighbor is fine now tho..zz...police
It sounds like you need to move out of your parents basement.
This would solve all your problems, including the girl ones.
edit: OR wireless earbuds hooked onto phone alarm + ear protection (like you know the ones they use at firing ranges). GG no sound, well except the sound of your blood flowing through your ear though...
Btw, dont go on a shooting rampage, you don't want to ruin your dream of going to Harvard right? Maybe a warning shot or two into the sky would be good
The simplest way to do this? Leave a bag of weed/meth/coke/ecstasy some illegal substance out on your front lawn. Have the kids come and find it. THEN call the cops, and tell them the kids are dealing drugs off your front lawn. The cops will come in a jiffy, because drug arrests are easy to process and look great on their promotion records. Also drug arrests lead to time in juvi hall, eliminating the problem for at least several months, if not permanently due to probation.
On July 24 2012 16:38 Shady Sands wrote: The simplest way to do this? Leave a bag of weed/meth/coke/ecstasy some illegal substance out on your front lawn. Have the kids come and find it. THEN call the cops, and tell them the kids are dealing drugs off your front lawn. The cops will come in a jiffy, because drug arrests are easy to process and look great on their promotion records. Also drug arrests lead to time in juvi hall, eliminating the problem for at least several months, if not permanently due to probation.
how does he get this illegal substance...and if the cops (tho stupid they may be) somehow trace it back to him, hes soo fucked
I gave you a 1/5, what you going to do about it? You don't even do anything about some punks outside your house, pull out the shotty on them and fire a couple of shots.
On July 24 2012 17:04 thoraxe wrote: I gave you a 1/5, what you going to do about it? You don't even do anything about some punks outside your house, pull out the shotty on them and fire a couple of shots.
1/5 for racist slurs and advocating murdering people who are noisy (also because giving you one star evidently makes me a black person, and I could use the street cred). I used to live above a university bar, though, so I understand your frustrations. Hope things get better.
Get ahold of something that absolute fucking reeks, like something a thousand times worse than a skunk in your face. Make sure it's something that only lasts a night. Pour it around outside before they show up, and go to sleep.
On July 24 2012 17:08 AmericanUmlaut wrote: 1/5 for racist slurs and advocating murdering people who are noisy (also because giving you one star evidently makes me a black person, and I could use the street cred). I used to live above a university bar, though, so I understand your frustrations. Hope things get better.
This. Ooh! Oooh! Can I be a black person too?
1/5. This was really entertaining though. Work out those anger issues buddy.
An alternate method is to load up your lawn sprinkler system with tear gas. You can buy tear gas online and possession of it should be legal, as is use of it on your own property.
On July 24 2012 15:16 docvoc wrote: 5/5 for orb rage? seriously though take the N word out and replace it with nigglet or something less bad, it will have the same affect, just less drama :D
Niglet is in no way better
On July 24 2012 17:35 unichan wrote: lol @ people mad about racial slurs
No one's mad about them. It's like when you walk by a dude playing with his poop. You don't get mad you're just like "dude stop playing with your poop"
Despite living in a fairly bad area of my country, the retards around are smart enough to remain quiet (Mostly because the other retards in their houses would come out and actually challenge them in another group). It does get annoying sometimes though when all you hear for a couple of hours while trying to watch TV or go to sleep are some uneducated assholes attempting to use words in a futile effort to have a conversation with each other which simply dissolves into shouting.
Have you ever heard of the adage "fuck bitches, acquire currency" or something like that?
What you clearly have to do is scope out your nearest police station and seduce a female member of that police station. And then fuck her. Now you've got someone on the inside, and you can get someone to clear this shit up for you.
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