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Thylacine
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden882 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 16:45:15
July 21 2012 16:44 GMT
#1
After getting inspired by the ''Human vs. Dog'' thread I decided to make this one.
The largest land animal, the African Elephant, a herbivore, vs the largest bear species in the world, Polar bear. A carnivore.

So.... Let's imagine now that these animals are in a medium sized room, giving them enough space to move around a bit.
There is no way out, and they are ferociously mad and are about to fight to the DEATH.
Which one will win? Why?


Let's take the animals in the pictures I provided as the fighters, because an African Elephant is most dangerous with the tusks and full size, and the Polar bear is most dangerous in it's full size ofcourse, too.

To get an idea how dangerous Polar bears and Elephants can be I got a two links here to show what they can kill:
Elephant can tear Rhinos to pieces and stomp them to oblivion: + Show Spoiler +
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/642731.stm

Polar bears can tear fully grown 2 tonnes Walruses to pieces: + Show Spoiler +


Fighting techniques for Polar bear: Clawing, biting and mauling.
Fighting techniques for the African Elephant: Stomping, piercing and goring.

Answer the poll and comment below your thoughts.

Poll: Which animal would win?

The Elephant (131)
 
77%

The Polar Bear (40)
 
23%

171 total votes

Your vote: Which animal would win?

(Vote): The Elephant
(Vote): The Polar Bear



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Edit: Mods please make the images work.
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leveller
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1840 Posts
July 21 2012 16:47 GMT
#2
Wouldn't the elephant weigh like five times as much as the bear? Pretty sure the elephant got this.
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
July 21 2012 16:49 GMT
#3
bear wouldnt be able to do shit... havent you seen polar bears desperately try to attack those giant walruses
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ShoreT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States489 Posts
July 21 2012 16:49 GMT
#4
Elephant and it would even be close.
Derp
Thylacine
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden882 Posts
July 21 2012 16:49 GMT
#5
On July 22 2012 01:49 Rice wrote:
bear wouldnt be able to do shit... havent you seen polar bears desperately try to attack those giant walruses

Check the video of the polar bear, it absolutely decimates the bull walrus and drags it around like a rag doll.
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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
July 21 2012 16:50 GMT
#6
The title alone made me nearly choke on my drink.
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3812 Posts
July 21 2012 16:52 GMT
#7
The bear would claw at the elephants leg and the elephant would be like 'yo man what are you doing' and stomp his face in
: o )
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
July 21 2012 16:52 GMT
#8
The bear would overheat really quickly unless the room was air conditioned in which case the elephant would be fucked.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
July 21 2012 16:52 GMT
#9
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Thylacine
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden882 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 16:56:17
July 21 2012 16:53 GMT
#10
On July 22 2012 01:50 EtherealDeath wrote:
The title alone made me nearly choke on my drink.


Did there has been a confirmed report of a tiger that killed a bull elephant? It wasn't direct death, but the trunk was so clawed and ruined that the elephant died of starvation because he couldn't use it for food.

The tiger didn't get harmed. At all.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 21 2012 16:54 GMT
#11
Fixed your images for you.
On July 22 2012 01:44 Thylacine wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Elephant] +
[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler [Polar Bear] +
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The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Dullahan
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States248 Posts
July 21 2012 16:56 GMT
#12
Microsoft says Elephant

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2 tiers higher and superior stats in everything except speed and vision, which are irrelevant to a medium-sized enclosed room.

But obviously the real winner is
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Thedylonmon
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2 Posts
July 21 2012 16:58 GMT
#13
I vote for the bear simply because in the picture he is hitting the other bear in the crotch. Bears fight dirty, bears fight to win.
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NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
July 21 2012 16:58 GMT
#14
This is like saying who would win? an ant which can lift 10 x it's weight or a persons boot which happens to be crushing it.

I doubt a polar bear would fuck with an elephant lol
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 17:02:27
July 21 2012 16:59 GMT
#15
Elephant for sure!

A tiger is not a good comparison, tigers are quick and agile compared to a bear.

No land animal could reasonably be expected to defeat an african elephant. But i guess as the one guy said a tiger could possibly do it. Maybe an anaconda could do it? And of course venemous animals.
GrapeApe
Profile Joined March 2011
1053 Posts
July 21 2012 17:07 GMT
#16
On July 22 2012 01:59 travis wrote:
Elephant for sure!

A tiger is not a good comparison, tigers are quick and agile compared to a bear.

No land animal could reasonably be expected to defeat an african elephant. But i guess as the one guy said a tiger could possibly do it. Maybe an anaconda could do it? And of course venemous animals.


Please explain to me how an anaconda could take down an elephant?

There is no way an African Elephant doesn't win against ANY land animal. Seriously.
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sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
July 21 2012 17:08 GMT
#17
On July 22 2012 01:56 Dullahan wrote:
Microsoft says Elephant

[image loading]
[image loading]

2 tiers higher and superior stats in everything except speed and vision, which are irrelevant to a medium-sized enclosed room.

But obviously the real winner is
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Hahahahaha so awesome.
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Scio
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany522 Posts
July 21 2012 17:10 GMT
#18
On July 22 2012 01:59 travis wrote:
Elephant for sure!

A tiger is not a good comparison, tigers are quick and agile compared to a bear.

No land animal could reasonably be expected to defeat an african elephant. But i guess as the one guy said a tiger could possibly do it. Maybe an anaconda could do it? And of course venemous animals.


An anaconda? for real? your gonna put a snake (a fucking big one) up against an animal whose speciality is stomping things to death? in a straight up fight: elephant > every land animal
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 21 2012 17:13 GMT
#19
Maybe it could climb up it's leg?
Sea_Food
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Finland1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 17:17:58
July 21 2012 17:16 GMT
#20
Lol a pointless thread if I ever seen one.

If you guys are interested in animal vs animal, japanese has this show where they put 2 injects/spiders in a small cage, and watch them fight.

Example.


They stop trying to escape, and start fighting at about 1:40
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