EPTA genie grants you one wish but... - Page 11
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote: I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time. Wish granted, but Starcraft enjoys none of it's success and you are the only progamer. Also no one likes you and you die alone. | ||
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Vain
Netherlands1115 Posts
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Teraldent
United States89 Posts
i wish that for the rest of my life i could stop time, he cannot kill me, put me in a coma, or anything that would shorten my life. As for the time stopping, i can move, i can also choose if the people are stiff (aka i can put them in midair as they were) or ragdolls, i can also choose if anybody else can move around with me, i can talk while the time is stopped, and i can also choose the same thing for objects that i chose for the people... go! | ||
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:39 Macabre wrote: Wish granted. Except the genie is sipping drinks while you do the counting. That doesn't satisfy the requirements of the wish. | ||
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Vain
Netherlands1115 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:40 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse) Wish granted, you will get all the power but don't have the body to sustain it. BOOM there you go | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time. Reducing your lifespan by 14years to go into seoul, possibly not knowing the korean language, probably ruining the whole starcraft scene with your imbalanced abilities.. sounds like a fair deal as it stands | ||
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Macabre
United States1262 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:42 Vain wrote: i would wish for a 2nd lamp with a genie that isn't vengevull, who would grant me another wish Granted. The second genie isn't vengeful, but a masochist instead. | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:42 The KY wrote: Wish granted, but Starcraft enjoys none of it's success and you are the only progamer. Also no one likes you and you die alone. aw fuck. gg. | ||
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:42 Vain wrote: i would wish for a 2nd lamp with a genie that isn't vengevull, who would grant me another wish Granted, second genie is blind, deaf, and dumb. | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:43 Vain wrote: Wish granted, you will get all the power but don't have the body to sustain it. BOOM there you go I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses) | ||
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LSB
United States5171 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:45 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses) Wish granted. You find that you become a genie that can only grant vengeful wishes and live the rest of your life in an lamp. I wish for more snow days | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:45 GGTeMpLaR wrote: I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses) The guy who cursed him (aka his boss) jumps up and curses you as well, and put you in a lamp. Have fun lol. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses) Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks. | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:31 sc4k wrote: Well, let me rephrase that. YOU, Ghen, don't understand society and humanity. Because taking away religion would not have the deleterious effect you imagine. Humans do not need religion to act morally. If you think that then you need to do some reading and get to know the world a little better. It would possibly upset some situations, it would create weird blanks in others, it might fuck up some countries, but there is no way 95% of people would suddenly say 'GREAT now I can rape children!' because what is the thing that makes most of us not commit crimes? Fear of being caught by the authorities and going to jail. Not fear that God will look down on us. pretty sure you just don't understand how this game works, it has nothing to do with what the world would be like with vs without religion it's about how the genie will manipulate your wish because you were not even close to anything semantically specific | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:49 suxN wrote: Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks. sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more" I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish for more snow days It will snow until the seas run dry and still keeps snowing | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:49 LSB wrote: Wish granted. You find that you become a genie that can only grant vengeful wishes and live the rest of your life in an lamp. I wish for more snow days that would included curses/responsibilities with the power, which I negated in the wish | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:51 GGTeMpLaR wrote: sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more" I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it Ah, i understood "keeping his curses" as you keeping his curses. Well then, who is to judge what are blesses and what are curses, personally i would consider omnipotency as a curse that makes life effortless and outright boring, kinda like playing starcraft against bots, fun for a while but lacks the reward. | ||
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ApocAlypsE007
Israel1007 Posts
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