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GGTeMpLaR United States. February 06 2011 02:40
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse)
+ Show Spoiler +Granted. Know this. As a genie, part of my power includes irreversible immutableuncounterable power, after I grant anyone his/her one wish, to immediately return to the lamp as a fully paralyzed immortal genie on a wheelchair feeling all the pain in your body known to exist, while everyone around you lives an eternity of fornication, food, party, and BW, while totally ignoring you, and you have no other power until another 1000 years expire. During which time I'd have become human, fornicated with all the most beautiful women in the world, played BW all day, drank the best spirits, eat the best food, and died happily. GL for a thousand years
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On February 06 2011 02:51 GGTeMpLaR wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 02:49 suxN wrote:I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses) Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks. sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more" I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it
My version is much better, because the genie give it to you, and then the genie boss pops out of the ground and puts you in a lamp, just as he did with the old genie long ago cause he made the same wish 
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I would wish for the genie to be clear of all emotions (including vengeance) except happiness. The only thing that makes him truely happy is helping those in need (such as people starving, the terminally ill etc).
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On February 06 2011 03:00 Aresien wrote:
I would wish for the genie to be clear of all emotions (including vengeance) except happiness. The only thing that makes him truely happy is helping those in need (such as people starving, the terminally ill etc).
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
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I wish I could teleport from place to place freely on will
Wish granted, everytime you teleport from place to place you might teleport onto something, lets say you teleport home and your roomie has left a sock on the floor, you teleport on it, your foot hurts like hell since that sock has integrated with your foot. Im pretty sure that flying dust wont do any good in your brain either.
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On February 06 2011 02:31 Euronyme wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 02:28 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 02:19 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 02:16 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 01:49 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided." wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on. He said in the space provided  I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother. the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be. really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste. Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon. was that a wish? Hmm.. yeah! :D
wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
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This is a book.
"I wish for more wishes" was met by the wisher becoming the "genie".
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I wish genie has wife with him in the bottle.
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On February 06 2011 02:38 suxN wrote:I wish my penis was of average human penis lenght >  I dont see how adding a disease or malfunction would be included in the wish.
wish granted, your penis's mass is re-located so that it is longer (specifically average human length) but thinner.
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On February 06 2011 00:52 CubEdIn wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 21:59 Pehbeh wrote:
I wish I could do whatever I want whenever I want it to do. I got this one covered. I'd turn you invisible. Permanently. And make everyone else unable to hear you. You can do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, since there's nobody that could stop you. Technically, "everything is possible", so I'm not imposing any limits either. I wish nothing in my life changed part from the contents of my desk drawer, where I want 10.000 euros in clean, unmarked, untraceable, genuine 100e bills. I'm humble, I know.
Nothing would ever change for you, you can never get a raise, never change job and never die. Time effectively stands still for you and over time, you begin to get sick of watching the same TV shows.
You can never spend your money, as you can never gain things that you didn't have previously.
& The genie gives you the flu, for all eternity.
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On February 06 2011 03:03 Roblin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 02:31 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 02:28 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 02:19 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 02:16 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 01:49 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided." wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on. He said in the space provided I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother. the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be. really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste. Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon. was that a wish? Hmm.. yeah! :D wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible.
How does that not fall under side effects?
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On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote:
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^
True... Okay, more robust wish time!
All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
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On February 06 2011 02:38 Macabre wrote:
I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.
I'd get my wish right eventually.
wish granted, however, you switch dimension when you do, and this alternate reality you reincarnate into does not necessarily include the either you or the genie (i.e. you might not be born in this alternate reality, as such you would be born as someone else).
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On February 06 2011 03:09 Roblin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 02:38 Macabre wrote:
I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.
I'd get my wish right eventually. wish granted, however, you switch dimension when you do, and this alternate reality you reincarnate into does not necessarily include the either you or the genie (i.e. you might not be born in this alternate reality, as such you would be born as someone else).
Roblin you're such a party pooper
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On February 06 2011 02:56 gongryong wrote:Show nested quote +GGTeMpLaR United States. February 06 2011 02:40
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse) + Show Spoiler +Granted. Know this. As a genie, part of my power includes irreversible immutableuncounterable power, after I grant anyone his/her one wish, to immediately return to the lamp as a fully paralyzed immortal genie on a wheelchair feeling all the pain in your body known to exist, while everyone around you lives an eternity of fornication, food, party, and BW, while totally ignoring you, and you have no other power until another 1000 years expire. During which time I'd have become human, fornicated with all the most beautiful women in the world, played BW all day, drank the best spirits, eat the best food, and died happily. GL for a thousand years
you kinda ignored the last page of responses that all did the same thing you did and included the curses/responsibility that come with the power that I specifically wished to not have
On February 06 2011 02:57 Euronyme wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 02:51 GGTeMpLaR wrote:On February 06 2011 02:49 suxN wrote:I wish the genie did nothing but give me all of his powers and the ability to maintain them indefinitely without any other side effect, and nothing more (keeping his curses) Sounds like a shitty wish that the genie would grant with ease. Enjoy your eternal boredom with 1000year old breaks. sounds like a shitty understanding of the wish, like you just ignored the "and nothing more" I wished for his powers alone, specifically saying just the powers and not the responsibility/curse that comes with it My version is much better, because the genie give it to you, and then the genie boss pops out of the ground and puts you in a lamp, just as he did with the old genie long ago cause he made the same wish
ya yours got me, but it kinda was more through adding another entity besides the genie
still works I guess though
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On February 06 2011 02:38 The KY wrote:
I wish for the genie to spend the rest of time counting the grains of sand on an infinite and windy beach.
Because if he's going to be a dick about it then fuck him.
wish granted, the genie stops counting immiedietly because he knows how many grains of sand there is, infinitely many, so he doesn't need to count them.
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On February 06 2011 03:06 Too_MuchZerg wrote:
I wish genie has wife with him in the bottle.
One millenium later, genie comes out with his wife Bella and their kids; Vinnie, Jack, Dmitri, Aaron, Jerry, Jimmy, Jay, Junior, April, Layla, Sara, Lorena, Isabella...
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On February 06 2011 03:09 Aresien wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote:
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^ True... Okay, more robust wish time! All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...
Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted.
I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
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On February 06 2011 03:12 ghen wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 03:09 Aresien wrote:On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote:
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^ True... Okay, more robust wish time! All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere... Why try to find loopholes?
isn't that the whole point of the thread?
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On February 06 2011 02:39 MiniRoman wrote:
I'd ask to be sent to 1997 with my current body and memories with a self-sustaining place to live in Seoul before I become the best SC progamer of all time.
wish granted, you are in coma at a hospital in seoul, a self sustaining place to live, and when you have 1 day left to live you wake up from your coma and when you do, you are the best sc player of all time.
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