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On February 06 2011 03:12 ghen wrote:
Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted.
I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
Well, you know, trying to find the best possible wish for when the meeting with a magical genie happens...  .
As for your wish, the genie would kill all life forms except himself and be at peace with himself.
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I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
Someone allready asked this one. Have your peace, lets see how you like overpopulation and major disease epidemics.
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On February 06 2011 02:40 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
I wish the genie did nothing but give me all his powers and nothing more (keeping his curse)
wish granted, you get no powers, it was the lamp that had the powers in the first place, not the genie.
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On February 06 2011 03:16 suxN wrote:Someone allready asked this one. Have your peace, lets see how you like overpopulation and major disease epidemics.
We have that anyway.. I doubt war is a good means for keeping the population down
Also wouldn't all the "security" wishes count as additional wishes, IE the genie wouldn't have to fulfil them?
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I wish i could dance not looking like a retard on the dancefloor
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On February 06 2011 03:20 suxN wrote:
I wish i could dance not looking like a retard on the dancefloor
wish granted but there is no dancefloor
i wish I had a delicious icecream for me
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On February 06 2011 02:55 ApocAlypsE007 wrote:
I wish I could teleport from place to place freely on will
wish granted, every time you teleport your body is disintegrated and then rebuilt using body mass from people in the vicinity of your destination, so every time you arrive in your location you see people that lost arms, legs, torsos, heads, etc. that were used to recreate you.
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On February 06 2011 03:20 suxN wrote:
I wish i could dance not looking like a retard on the dancefloor
bam! he turns you into a retard. now you wouldnt look LIKE a retard, you would be one.
i for a wallet which has a constant supply of 100 1000 bills
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i wish I had a delicious icecream for me
Wish granted, there is a delicious icecream allready in your stomach.
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On February 06 2011 03:00 Aresien wrote:
I would wish for the genie to be clear of all emotions (including vengeance) except happiness. The only thing that makes him truely happy is helping those in need (such as people starving, the terminally ill etc).
wish granted, he decides that the best thing to do for humanity is to use the homeless as food to feed the starving, solves two world problems at once! he doesn't realize he can use magic because he is too ecstatic with the prospect of helping people.
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i for a wallet which has a constant supply of 100 1000 bills
This one has allready been here, that will cause a terrible inflation for money. Atleast you can use it for firebuilding.
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On February 06 2011 03:23 mustache wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 03:20 suxN wrote:
I wish i could dance not looking like a retard on the dancefloor bam! he turns you into a retard. now you wouldnt look LIKE a retard, you would be one. i for a wallet which has a constant supply of 100 1000 bills
Easy, some scientist invents a super counterfeiting device... that fits inside a wallet, everyone has one. Within a few years all major currencies have collapsed due to hyperinflation, there is rioting in the streets. You are killed by the local warlord 4 years later.
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I wish the Protoss were real.
I kinda know what can be bad about this one. :3
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As sad it is, i wish i would live a happy life even without electricity.
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On February 06 2011 03:30 Alexhandr wrote:
I wish the Protoss were real.
I kinda know what can be bad about this one. :3
Protoss are real. Too bad they killed you thinking you're zerg.
I wish for more wishes
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Wish-thinking is for the religious.
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On February 06 2011 03:30 Alexhandr wrote:
I wish the Protoss were real.
Granted. Now there's a DT penis-poking you in the eye every night. And guess what, you didn't wish for detection.
I wish I could sneeze with my eyes open.
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On February 06 2011 03:09 Euronyme wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 03:03 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 02:31 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 02:28 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 02:19 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 02:16 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 01:49 Euronyme wrote:On February 06 2011 01:47 Roblin wrote:On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided." wish granted, after having given you all of your homework correctly made on a seperate paper, he then proceeds to start writing down PI, efter having made the world run out of paper, he then needs more to fulfill your wish, he starts making his own paper from the plants available, until earth runs out of plants, he then proceeds to do the same with the closest planet that has plants, all the while earth starts running out of oxygen because no more plants are alive, eventually all life dependent on oxygen will die and a new ecosystem will arise that doesn't need oxygen, all the while the genie is preoccupied scouring the universe for cellulose that it can convert into paper that it can write down PI on. He said in the space provided  I guess he would just write the numbers on top of eachother. the genie does all of his homework and then writes the three words "all of pi" in the space provided, on top of other text if need be. really, using your wish to do your homework? really? what a waste. Indeed.. Maybe the power to turn invisble at will, and back again without any effort or any side effects like permanent invisibility or shit like that. Could come in handy I reckon. was that a wish? Hmm.. yeah! :D wish granted, whenever you choose to be invisible the light passes straight through you, rendering you invisible, since no light gives any reaction in your eyes nerves, you are blind when you are invisible. How does that not fall under side effects?
fine, you don't want the fancy stuff?
the genie gives you a blanket, you can now cover yourself with the blanket whenever you want, as such noone can see you while you are under the blanket and you are "not visible" or in other words "invisible" while under the blanket, happy?
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On February 06 2011 03:12 ghen wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2011 03:09 Aresien wrote:On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote:
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^ True... Okay, more robust wish time! All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere... Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted. I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.
A swarm of murderous spacefaring robots becains slaughtering billions who put aside thier differences for the last few minutes they have of life as the Robot army extinquishes all life in the galaxy.
Or.. just all life suddenly goes into stasis, until the stars burn out and they die...
Come on.. "peace" is easy
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I wish that all anime and manga was erased from existence.
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