EPTOn February 06 2011 04:10 Apoth wrote:
i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies
i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies
Sucks they won't grant you any wishes:p
A genie grants you one wish but... - Page 15
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Vain
Netherlands1115 Posts
Sucks they won't grant you any wishes:p | ||
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Megreda
Finland28 Posts
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:11 suxN wrote: Roblin could put this to his CV. "I made pretty good vengeful genie" why thank you | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish I could fly...backwards Genie removes gravity | ||
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Tudi
Romania127 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:15 Megreda wrote: I wish to attain absolute omnipotence (the kind that transcends even logic). Granted. You're the new God, the reincarnation of Shivaa, Zeus, Dominus Deus and the rest of the gang. Science kills you. I wish I could stop watching Starcraft replays, so I could actually go play some. | ||
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heishe
Germany2284 Posts
lol exactly! brings some quality memories. laughable how bad kid's shows are today compared to what we had! :D do you remember the episode with the boogie man? it was awesome. on topic: I guess I'd wish nothing. | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/KPL34.jpg) On February 06 2011 04:15 Megreda wrote: I wish to attain absolute omnipotence (the kind that transcends even logic). + Show Spoiler + Granted. You won't have kids and never have erection for the rest of your life! Oooops. My bad. Sorry though, one wish only. | ||
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nkr
Sweden5451 Posts
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Kpyolysis32
553 Posts
On February 06 2011 02:09 suxN wrote: I wish the genie would give me a blowjob. This one could get nasty in quite a few ways. He literally blows. OH THE PAIN. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
on topic: I guess I'd wish nothing. Congratulations, you are a boring person I wish I could stop watching Starcraft replays, so I could actually go play some. Your wish is granted, starcraft unpatches to 1.07 | ||
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Mjolnir
912 Posts
Nevermind, my idea has been repeated here a few times. Deleted due to redundancy  | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:31 nkr wrote: I would wish that all money was removed from the world :p don't care about consequences! wish granted, the genie knows you don't care about the consequenses, so there are no consequences other than trading becoming the dominant method of merchanting | ||
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exKid
United Kingdom118 Posts
On February 05 2011 23:05 preZzle wrote: well that sounds an aweful lot like wishmaster the movie Indeed, don't forget Wishmaster 2 and 3. Infact, Im gonna download that awesome triology right now! Gotta love sub 4/10 IMDB rated films. | ||
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TheDominator
New Zealand336 Posts
On February 05 2011 22:37 Nemesis wrote: Wish granted, but the bank account is under someone else's name. I wish that I could have all the knowledge in the universe. Or he can give it to him, then get murdered cos someone else wants it. I'd wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do. | ||
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shwaffles
United States117 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/uBLnK.jpg) User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:46 TheDominator wrote: Or he can give it to him, then get murdered cos someone else wants it. I'd wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do. wish granted. ... ... ... ... ... what? there really is nothing else. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:49 shwaffles wrote: wish granted, you can now wish for more wishes. the genie will come back in 1000 years so you can wish for you wishes Edit: im gonna stop posting in this thread know. it seems like everyone is posting wishes that basicly just say "genie can't mess it up but I don't get anything whatsoever out of it" | ||
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prototype.
Canada4215 Posts
If anyone can think of an ironic twist to this wish then please post. | ||
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Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
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Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:57 prototype. wrote: I wish I had the ability to teleport myself including anything else I'm in contact with to any location I desire. If anyone can think of an ironic twist to this wish then please post. The genie starts by teleporting you somewhere so you can get some practice making your way back home. Too bad he sends you to the center of the sun. | ||
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