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Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 18:39 GMT
#261
On February 06 2011 03:10 Euronyme wrote:
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On February 06 2011 03:09 Roblin wrote:
On February 06 2011 02:38 Macabre wrote:
I wish that after my wish is granted perfectly, the way I state it.. I can return to the moment I make the wish at anytime, even after death, to the way things were before the wish was made.

I'd get my wish right eventually.

wish granted, however, you switch dimension when you do, and this alternate reality you reincarnate into does not necessarily include the either you or the genie (i.e. you might not be born in this alternate reality, as such you would be born as someone else).


Roblin you're such a party pooper

is that a wish?

I'm better today than I was yesterday!
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
February 05 2011 18:40 GMT
#262
On February 06 2011 03:33 MiyaviTeddy wrote:
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On February 06 2011 03:30 Alexhandr wrote:
I wish the Protoss were real.

I kinda know what can be bad about this one. :3


Protoss are real. Too bad they killed you thinking you're zerg.

I wish for more wishes


Congratulations, you have more wishes. Too bad the genie disappeared in a puff of smoke.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
Liquid FIGHTING!!!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 18:41 GMT
#263
On February 06 2011 03:12 ghen wrote:
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On February 06 2011 03:09 Aresien wrote:
On February 06 2011 03:01 Euronyme wrote:
Wish granted. The genie goes back into the lamp and shows up 1000 years later, happy to help ^^


True... Okay, more robust wish time!

All of the above, but he is also freed from his captivity while retaining his powers. If this goes in to the catagory of more than one wish, i'd ask for like 5 wishes and go along them in some form of logical pattern. Opening with something like you must give me 5 more wishes after this one while not hindering my ability in any way to ask for the wishes (would stop him turning me in to stone or anything midway... Or killing me.). No altering my mental state either. I'm sure there's still a loophole here somewhere...


Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted.


I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy.

wish granted, all carnivores, herbivores and omnivores die out.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 18:44 GMT
#264
On February 06 2011 03:22 Iplaythings wrote:
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On February 06 2011 03:20 suxN wrote:
I wish i could dance not looking like a retard on the dancefloor

wish granted but there is no dancefloor

i wish I had a delicious icecream for me

wish granted, you get an icecream, everyone else on earth gets two, you get headache cause it's cold, noone else does.

p.s. the genie gets three.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Cocojack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States22 Posts
February 05 2011 18:44 GMT
#265
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote:
I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided."


He does it in base pi.
"No comment." -Anonymous
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 18:45 GMT
#266
I wish I had a billion dollars.


You get 1 billion dollars and authorities wondering where that money came from
I dont want to be totally out :3
gongryong
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1430 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 18:47:48
February 05 2011 18:47 GMT
#267
[image loading]

On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote:
I wish I had a billion dollars.

+ Show Spoiler +
Granted. A billion dollars' worth of pennies appears inside your rectum!
JAEDONG ÜBERBONJWA!
ghen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1356 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-05 18:51:09
February 05 2011 18:47 GMT
#268
On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 03:33 MiyaviTeddy wrote:
On February 06 2011 03:30 Alexhandr wrote:
I wish the Protoss were real.

I kinda know what can be bad about this one. :3


Protoss are real. Too bad they killed you thinking you're zerg.

I wish for more wishes


Congratulations, you have more wishes. Too bad the genie disappeared in a puff of smoke.

I wish I had a billion dollars.


Wish granted. You now have 1 billion zimbabwe dollars. Congratulations! Worth about $2 million USD.

Unfortunately as Zimbabwe has a history of massive inflation, the news of your aquisition leads the country to scrap it's currency for the 5th or 6th time making all your dollars worthless.
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 18:48 GMT
#269
On February 06 2011 03:31 suxN wrote:
As sad it is, i wish i would live a happy life even without electricity.

wish granted, you are extremely happy and your brain stop sending electrical impulses.

you know you did it to yourself.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Tudi
Profile Joined January 2011
Romania127 Posts
February 05 2011 18:51 GMT
#270
On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote:

I wish I had a billion dollars.



Granted. You spend it all on hookers and booze dying of liver failure and syphilis at the same time.

I wish I had 3 korean kids so I could practice all 3 matchups with them.
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 18:52 GMT
#271
On February 06 2011 03:39 Alexhandr wrote:
I wish that all anime and manga was erased from existence.

wish granted, the genie will do whatever it needs to to make you eat all manga books, anime tapes, cds, dvds, etc. in the world.

nothing will happen to the manhwa.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
February 05 2011 18:52 GMT
#272
I'd wish for sex machine powers so I could stare at people and make them quiver with delight! I'd also wish for ice cream, since I really like ice cream. Also, I'd wish for magical instant laundry-doing powers.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 18:56 GMT
#273
I wish I had 3 korean kids so I could practice all 3 matchups with them.


All three of them play lineage
I dont want to be totally out :3
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 19:01 GMT
#274
On February 06 2011 03:52 Gummy wrote:
I'd wish for sex machine powers so I could stare at people and make them quiver with delight! I'd also wish for ice cream, since I really like ice cream. Also, I'd wish for magical instant laundry-doing powers.

wish granted, you are now made of icecream, and you can stare at people to make them quiver in delight of how good it looks to eat you (you only said you wanted [sex machine] powers that could make people quiver in delight, you never said they had to quiver in sexual delight), also, you can now instantly do your laundry, try not to get icecream stains on the clothes.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
February 05 2011 19:04 GMT
#275
On February 06 2011 03:51 Tudi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote:

I wish I had a billion dollars.



Granted. You spend it all on hookers and booze dying of liver failure and syphilis at the same time.

I wish I had 3 korean kids so I could practice all 3 matchups with them.

wish granted, you are now pregnant with triplets, regardless of your gender.
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Apoth
Profile Joined May 2010
England194 Posts
February 05 2011 19:10 GMT
#276
i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies
trombonomophonononononononone
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 19:11 GMT
#277
Roblin could put this to his CV. "I made pretty good vengeful genie"
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
February 05 2011 19:13 GMT
#278
i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies


The malevolent genie would spawn them to the sun
I dont want to be totally out :3
Alexhandr
Profile Joined October 2010
United States218 Posts
February 05 2011 19:13 GMT
#279
On February 06 2011 04:10 Apoth wrote:
i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies


Wish granted. They are all benevolent and helpful. But the malevolent genie quickly stuffs them all into a big lamp and then smacks you upside the head with it, killing you.
jazzbassmatt
Profile Joined August 2010
United States566 Posts
February 05 2011 19:14 GMT
#280
I wish I could fly...backwards
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