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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
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KevinIX
United States2472 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:33 MiyaviTeddy wrote: Protoss are real. Too bad they killed you thinking you're zerg. I wish for more wishes Congratulations, you have more wishes. Too bad the genie disappeared in a puff of smoke. I wish I had a billion dollars. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:12 ghen wrote: Why try to find loopholes? Just ask for something simple and see how it can be twisted. I wish for peace among all living things in the galaxy. wish granted, all carnivores, herbivores and omnivores die out. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:22 Iplaythings wrote: wish granted but there is no dancefloor i wish I had a delicious icecream for me wish granted, you get an icecream, everyone else on earth gets two, you get headache cause it's cold, noone else does. p.s. the genie gets three. | ||
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Cocojack
United States22 Posts
On February 06 2011 01:36 RoKetha wrote: I wish for the Genie to do my homework, correctly, handing each problem back to me on a separate page as he completes it, with the condition of not seeing the bad side of the wish until he finishes with every answer correct. Before giving him my homework, I add one more problem: "Write out all of pi in the space provided." He does it in base pi. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish I had a billion dollars. You get 1 billion dollars and authorities wondering where that money came from | ||
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gongryong
Korea (South)1430 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/KPL34.jpg) On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote: I wish I had a billion dollars. + Show Spoiler + Granted. A billion dollars' worth of pennies appears inside your rectum! | ||
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ghen
United States1356 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote: Congratulations, you have more wishes. Too bad the genie disappeared in a puff of smoke. I wish I had a billion dollars. Wish granted. You now have 1 billion zimbabwe dollars. Congratulations! Worth about $2 million USD. Unfortunately as Zimbabwe has a history of massive inflation, the news of your aquisition leads the country to scrap it's currency for the 5th or 6th time making all your dollars worthless. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:31 suxN wrote: As sad it is, i wish i would live a happy life even without electricity. wish granted, you are extremely happy and your brain stop sending electrical impulses. you know you did it to yourself. | ||
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Tudi
Romania127 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:40 KevinIX wrote: I wish I had a billion dollars. Granted. You spend it all on hookers and booze dying of liver failure and syphilis at the same time. I wish I had 3 korean kids so I could practice all 3 matchups with them. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:39 Alexhandr wrote: I wish that all anime and manga was erased from existence. wish granted, the genie will do whatever it needs to to make you eat all manga books, anime tapes, cds, dvds, etc. in the world. nothing will happen to the manhwa. | ||
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Gummy
United States2180 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish I had 3 korean kids so I could practice all 3 matchups with them. All three of them play lineage | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:52 Gummy wrote: I'd wish for sex machine powers so I could stare at people and make them quiver with delight! I'd also wish for ice cream, since I really like ice cream. Also, I'd wish for magical instant laundry-doing powers. wish granted, you are now made of icecream, and you can stare at people to make them quiver in delight of how good it looks to eat you (you only said you wanted [sex machine] powers that could make people quiver in delight, you never said they had to quiver in sexual delight), also, you can now instantly do your laundry, try not to get icecream stains on the clothes. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 03:51 Tudi wrote: Granted. You spend it all on hookers and booze dying of liver failure and syphilis at the same time. I wish I had 3 korean kids so I could practice all 3 matchups with them. wish granted, you are now pregnant with triplets, regardless of your gender. | ||
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Apoth
England194 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies The malevolent genie would spawn them to the sun | ||
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Alexhandr
United States218 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:10 Apoth wrote: i wish for ten helpful, benevolent, intelligent genies Wish granted. They are all benevolent and helpful. But the malevolent genie quickly stuffs them all into a big lamp and then smacks you upside the head with it, killing you. | ||
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jazzbassmatt
United States566 Posts
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