EPTI'd wish that this wish would do exactly what I want it to do.
At the point of enunciating the wish, that which you wanted it to do was do exactly what you wish for (which is wishing). Therefore, your head explodes.
I wish I was a baller.
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Tudi
Romania127 Posts
At the point of enunciating the wish, that which you wanted it to do was do exactly what you wish for (which is wishing). Therefore, your head explodes. I wish I was a baller. | ||
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Roblin
Sweden948 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:58 Mr. Wiggles wrote: I wish the genie was a nice genie, who was smart and helpful, and still granted wishes, and who would be my best buddy forever, with whom I'd have all kinds of wacky adventures, and that he'd reverse any wrongs he'd ever done to anyone in the past, including possibly me. (Cause now he's a nice guy). he still dissappears for a thousand years after he granted it. ok, this is my last post. | ||
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Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:00 Roblin wrote: he still dissappears for a thousand years after he granted it. ok, this is my last post. Oh well, at least the rest of you are no longer dead, dying, or made of icecream. :p | ||
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annul
United States2841 Posts
you can't "corrupt" a wish by doing something completely unrelated to the wish itself as a punishment. "i wish to be able to teleport"... so the genie KILLS YOU. no. that's not how this works. corrupt the WISH itself, not any externalities. the point of this thread is to come up with ways to word desires that give you precisely what you want, no more no less. for example, the wish above, "I wish I had the ability to teleport myself including anything else I'm in contact with to any location I desire." can be corrupted as follows: "when you attempt to teleport, being in contact with the ground, you rip a hole in the earth, causing a massive hole where you left. furthermore, wherever you teleported will have tons and tons of raw earth dropped on top of it, likely crushing whatever it was you wanted to get to anyway. additionally, you are now teleported several hundred feet above your intended location (since the chunk of earth came with you and you are on top of it), you will have to jump and will likely break bones, etc." notice the corruption is strictly on the power granted, not some externality he didn't even request (like "training" next to the sun) etc. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish i had x-ray vision, i wish i wasnt ginger, i wish i was great at basketball, i wish you wouldnt stop posting :C | ||
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Quake48
United States68 Posts
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TacTican
United States26 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:04 suxN wrote: Nnnooo, this thread isnt the same without Roblin. I wish i had x-ray vision, i wish i wasnt ginger, i wish i was great at basketball, i wish you wouldnt stop posting :C Closing your eyes no longer blocks out light, you are now bald and twenty feet tall, and Roblin's computer is infected by a very clever bot. Wish granted. <_< | ||
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TacTican
United States26 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:05 Quake48 wrote: Easy I wish for infinate genies who have to wish limits and are just as powerfull as the original genie and that they were not assholes You are now a minor supporting character in The Thousand and One Nights for pretentious literary critics to sneer at. Wish granted. | ||
ZeromuS
Canada13407 Posts
Edit: one finger off when touch typing and looking away. gotta learn to proofread before hitting post | ||
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nkr
Sweden5451 Posts
On February 06 2011 04:39 Roblin wrote: wish granted, the genie knows you don't care about the consequenses, so there are no consequences other than trading becoming the dominant method of merchanting Actually, if the genie has to do exactly what i wish for, your comment makes no sense. He would have to go about changing stuff that are in no way connected to my wish, including peoples minds. | ||
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annul
United States2841 Posts
"money" is merely the items we give arbitrary value to in order to better facilitate trade. the american indians back in the day used to use teeth as currency. grats, everyone has no teeth. | ||
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DizzyDrone
Netherlands629 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:05 Quake48 wrote: Easy I wish for infinate genies who have to wish limits and are just as powerfull as the original genie and that they were not assholes Granted, but they are both deaf and blind and can therefore not understand you. Good luck taking care of infinite deaf and blind genies! I wish I wasn't this sick anymore... (On a side note, please stop trying to beat the genie, that's not the point of the game. The point is to come up with a fun way to ruin someone's wish and then provide a wish that can be ruined) | ||
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sLiMpoweR
United States430 Posts
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish for the genie's freedom by returning them to humanity. Im not sure why anyone would wish this, the genie has lost its mind allready, earlier genies said they would stab you. | ||
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TacTican
United States26 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:16 sLiMpoweR wrote: Id wish for Jessica alba O_O Wish granted. You are now a tampon that she'll use. | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
Id wish for Jessica alba O_O You get Jessica Alba from future, aged 92. Be gentle. | ||
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sLiMpoweR
United States430 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:18 suxN wrote: You get Jessica Alba from future, aged 92. Be gentle. ill take it. On February 06 2011 05:17 TacTican wrote: Wish granted. You are now a tampon that she'll use. This also sounds swell. | ||
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Zocat
Germany2229 Posts
I'd pass - the GM (or in this case genie) will _always_ screw you over  Well - maybe if you get an attorney to review a pages long and carefully worded wish - then maybe (kudos to everyone who gets this reference!) | ||
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
I wish I wasn't this sick anymore... suxn the genie demands more details, are you sick as a twisted and evil person, physically sick or just sick cool. Hell, fuck with the details, i shall remove the parts of you that are diseased. | ||
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Babaganoush
United States626 Posts
On February 06 2011 05:04 suxN wrote: Nnnooo, this thread isnt the same without Roblin. I wish i had x-ray vision, i wish i wasnt ginger, i wish i was great at basketball, i wish you wouldnt stop posting :C You give cancer to everyone you stare at. You turn bald. You become 4 foot 7 inches but still great at basketball. You make everyone on TeamLiquid continuously post that the mods get frustrated and lock the forums down. Well that was easy. This reminds me of that Cursed Monkey Paw. I want to participate stating an infallible wish... but I cant think of any in a short period of time.  | ||
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